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Quote from: Delthion on March 01, 2015, 03:29:39 PM
Yay! A post of mine is in the funny posts thread! (It was only a matter of time.) ;D ;D
Funny quote right there.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Skyblade


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Delthion

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 02, 2015, 12:14:18 AM
Quote from: BlueRose on March 01, 2015, 11:28:42 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 01, 2015, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on March 01, 2015, 08:52:17 PM
Faiy, dearest, you know very well by now that I'm absolutely invincible, so your threats are pointless.

No one is invincible. No matter what they say everyone has a weakness. Some are just harder to find than others.

So you say, but I am firmly convinced that I'm invincible. Rar. I'm a T-rex.
Are you sure invincible is the correct word here?


This was a hilarious post.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Skyblade

That literally made me laugh out loud!

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Søren

#19
Quote from: Skyblade on February 19, 2015, 04:51:30 AM
Hi...um...

*looks around*

*reads a book*
Quote from: Delthion on February 19, 2015, 04:59:56 AM
*Walks in, blizzard like conditions follow. Stomps snow off of boots, snow soaks Skye's book and ruins it.*
Quote from: Banya on February 19, 2015, 05:35:21 AM
*Banya tries to save Sky's book by holding it above the fire to dry, but the pages catch fire*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 19, 2015, 04:51:58 PM
*watches in amusement *
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 20, 2015, 03:23:18 AM
*Watches in more amusement than Soren will ever have*

8)
Quote from: Banya on February 20, 2015, 07:43:03 AM
*wildly waving Sky's flaming novel*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 20, 2015, 01:01:48 PM
*smacks  Banya with a cupcake because reasons*
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 20, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
*Walks up to everyone, holding a box* Anyone want cupcakes?
Quote from: Banya on February 20, 2015, 10:52:33 PM
*runs outside, yelling, and plunges Sky's book into the snow*
*runs in from the cold and apologetically hands Sky her soggy, ashy paperback*
*pulls crumbly bits of cupcake and frosting from hair and glares around the room, looking for Soren*

Thanks Lady Amber, but I've already got one.
^this whole event is hilarious.


Plus this:
Quote from: Mhera on March 02, 2015, 08:06:25 PM
You can't resist dumpster juice.


I'm retired from the forum

Skyblade

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 16, 2015, 05:14:52 AM
Don't Kill Me
I think that Delthion is actually 15 or 16 and just made his age 13 so we would all think he's normal for his age. ;D
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Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Delthion

HAHA! Yeah, that's a good one. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Skyblade


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Søren

Quote from: BlueRose on March 03, 2015, 03:27:11 AM
Ooohhh. That's cool. I thought it was Leak Detection System. Silly me.
This one made me laugh, really hard on the inside. Smile real big on the outside.


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Maudie

"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Skyblade

#25
Yeah, sometimes (admittedly) I find my own posts funny too. And that's why I post them :D

Corrupt-a-Wish and The awkward moment when... are really funny threads.

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 27, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
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Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!


Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Skyblade


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Søren

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 06, 2015, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 04, 2015, 04:54:18 AM
Hers a question that deserves our attention: IS THIS THING REAL?!?!?!!?!

(It is, actually. It's a weasel riding a woodpecker. And it's the real deal according to the Verge.)

Information on ziz iz reztricted until zuch toime az ve feel it necezzary tae dizcloze. Pleaze be patient or gae boil yer 'ead, vhiche'er zeem tae come tae ye firzt. Zank ye.


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