If every post on the forum was made by Ashleg

[The Skarzs]

Was made of

[Russa Nodrey]

Dust particles and small children's nightmares.

[Delthion]

But he lost all

[Ashleg]

his appendages in a

[Delthion]

freak muffin accident.

[Lady Amber]

when he rode his scooter into a bakery.

[Ashleg]

His poor grandma said

[The Skarzs]

You have ruined it.

[Ashleg]

And then she

[Russa Nodrey]

Began to eat raw onions with a plastic spork.

[Ashleg]

Frosty started crying because he did not like

[Delthion]

Sporks.

[Lady Amber]

His grandma shoved the spork down his throat

[The Skarzs]

Which killed him. The end.

[Delthion]

But the end is only the beginning. For as Frosty promised...he was resurrected on Christmas Day!