what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Putz ze Elf in ze cookin' fire und beginz cookin' 'im*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Ashleg




The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.


Russa Nodrey

Freddy


shisteer of nothing much

I'd probably begin the conversation the same as I would with anyone else:

"Hello. What's your name?"
"That's a cool name. Have you ever read Ranger's Apprentice?"

I'd then go on to describe the basic storyline of Ranger's Apprentice and offer to lend the elf the first book. I might also suggest reading Redwall and some other interesting books. After a while of book discussion, I'd ask if he/she could teach me Elvish and any other languages he/she knows.
    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

An elf? Either kill it, or wait for the illusion to wear off.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


shisteer of nothing much

    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

First off I'd start the conversation with something cordial, like, " HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM!?!?!?!?"
(How would I tell them apart from tall people?)
Killing the mood since 2019

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shisteer of nothing much

    I have a shiny thing! See?



And another shiny thing:



And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Verdauga on October 07, 2019, 06:22:45 PM
First off I'd start the conversation with something cordial, like, " HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM!?!?!?!?"
(How would I tell them apart from tall people?)

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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 08, 2019, 10:23:24 AM
Pointy ears.
2# Probably carrying a bow.
3# Long blond hair that makes all girls jealous.  ;)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!