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ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

Started by Ashleg, September 06, 2017, 11:57:13 PM

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Ashleg

Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 20, 2017, 02:55:39 AM
*Cracks Scott's neck and sits at Ash's feet.*

*Pats Krantor on the head and gives him a treat.*

Good boy! Good boy, Krantor! Now go murder some Friars! Go--go on, boy, go on!

Krantor the Brutal

*Leaves to find crunchable friars.*
"Friends, if I advance, follow me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me!" - Henri de la Rochejaquelein

DelenatheWanderer

*disguises self and steals Ashleg's grapes*
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Ashleg

*Reaches for a grape and grabs nothing. Eyebrow lowers.*

KRANTOR! Get back over 'ere, you ugly mug! What did you do with my grapes?!

DelenatheWanderer

*drags Krantor forward*
Your esteemed majesty, I have found the thief! And here is a fresh bowl of grapes for your sad, sad loss.
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Ashleg

*Snatches grapes*

Good! Now excecute him! I'll watch.

Ashleg

I ASSUME YOUR SILENCE MEANS DEFEAT?

DelenatheWanderer

*steals Ashleg's eternal life charm*
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Ashleg

You can't steal my charm.

*Looks in the mirror and clicks teeth*

Ashleg


The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg


The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

YOUR DANITY IS SPIRALING AWAY, UNTIL AT LAST IT IS GONE.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.