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IS CANADA REAL

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, May 26, 2017, 12:05:18 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

IS THIS CANADA PLACE AN ACTUAL THING OR IS IT FAKE???


OUR NEWS SUGGESTS THAT IT'S NOT REAL.


IN FACT IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE MEESE TO GET A LAND FOR THEIR OWN.




The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

James Gryphon

You mean that large land mass to the north of the United States?
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LT Sandpaw


Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 26, 2017, 12:05:18 AM
IS THIS CANADA PLACE AN ACTUAL THING OR IS IT FAKE???


OUR NEWS SUGGESTS THAT IT'S NOT REAL.


IN FACT IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE MEESE TO GET A LAND FOR THEIR OWN.

You! Are fake news.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Maudie

Canada isn't real because I've never been there.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


The Skarzs

It's a gas giant. Duh.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Luftwaffles

Is it where they make the Maple Syrup?
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NovaNocturne

You have caused me to have an existential crisis. XD

Matthias720

It's a conspiracy! I know someone who's in on it too!

Gonff the Mousethief

Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 01:21:10 AM
It's a gas giant. Duh.

And yet they say Pluto isn't a planet. What a dadgum world!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Ashleg

Canada is a myth and you're fully aware of it.

The Skarzs

Yeah, it's the fairytale planet where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride polar bears, have beavers as pets, and their only food source is maple syrup, which springs out of the ground in fountains.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Ungatt Trunn


Life is too short to rush through it.

Izeroth

 Canada is just a made-up name for East Alaska. It's like how people think true China Taiwan is a sovereign country when in reality it's a Japanese resort island, or that "Malaysia" and "Indonesia" are real places when they're actually just Colonial Singapore.

LT Sandpaw


Alaska is now the majority of the Union mainland guys, and its population has doubled from 10,000 to 20,000.

All hail the mighty-ish state.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro