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Started by Ashleg, August 13, 2017, 05:52:53 AM

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Ashleg


Gonff the Mousethief

I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Delthion

I need whatever anyone else says +1 boxes of those!!! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

* Ashleg hurriedly gets Gonff his boxes.

DELTHION!
SO YOU NEED FIVE BOXES?!

Rosie Willowwater

                    

The Skarzs

We have that same cereal with the second name, but it's a completely different brand.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

So, someone ripped off a ripoff cereal.

Gonff the Mousethief

*Takes one bite before the transformation ensues. Eyes start to tingle before turning completely into an Apple Dapples. Skin turns from pale white to a green ready to indulge in a daily part of your morning routine. All that is uttered from the mouth is a quiet, yet powerful echo of "sweetened multi-grain cinnamon and apple flavored cereal" over and over, until the Apple Dapple eyes start spinning out of control, exploding with a nutritious dazzle of lights spouting forth the abundance and wonder of Apple Dapples, pronouncing glory amongst all who witness the marvelous, the magnificent, the extraordinary Publix Apple Dapples*

I need another box
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Ashleg


Rosie Willowwater

                    

Ashleg

We just restocked with more Apple Dapples due to high demand.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Aimless Gallivanter

im gay!!!!!!

Ashleg

Gallivanter likes to Rick Roll well I think Ashleg likes to Galli roll

*grabs iron*

C'MERE

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.