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Started by DanielofRedwall, January 24, 2012, 01:48:56 AM

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DanielofRedwall

It's inevitable. Someday, the planet will be taken over by zombies. So, to be prepared, people need a zombie plan. That is, a plan to deal with the zombies.

Here are my zombie plans:

1. Plant plants which fire stuff, because if Plants vs Zombies has taught me anything, it is that plants can fight zombies easily.

2. Move to far-north Canada. Zombies can't stand the snow.


What are your zombie plans?
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Taggerung_of_Redwall

3. Craft dispensers and surround base
4. Mine diamond and craft with it.
5. Oh wait...
This didn't mean minecraft
*whistles nonconchantly and walks out of topic*
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Bragoon

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1327370602&sr=1-1
This is my zombie plan.  

It sure will be convenient that I know Russian for when I move to Russia to hide in the tundra from the zombies.  Mr. Brooks says that snowy terrain makes good cover (for both you and zombies, unfortunately), and that there aren't many people around to be infected and spread the epidemic.  


(Note that an editorial listed on the Amazon listing for that book is incorrect - it states that Mel Brooks wrote it, but it was actually Max Brooks, who is, in fact, a different person.)
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eualaia

1: buy shotgun
2: get grenades
3: fight


XD
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Tiria Wildlough

Nah, I don't believe there are zombies.
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DanielofRedwall

Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on January 24, 2012, 08:56:35 AM
Nah, I don't believe there are zombies.
You'll be the first to go...
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eualaia

wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

Matthias720

Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on January 24, 2012, 02:04:36 AM
3. Craft dispensers and surround base
4. Mine diamond and craft with it.
5. Oh wait...
This didn't mean minecraft
*whistles nonconchantly and walks out of topic*
That's pretty much what I was thinking. XD

Jukka the Sling

*revives topic for no real reason*

First, I'd get together all the weapons I could find or make.  Then we'd probably have to go on a supply run.  Afterwards, we'd either hole up in the house we're in right now or at one of the warehouse-type buildings associated with my dad's job (he polishes granite).  We could probably drop a bunch of the huge granite slabs on the attacking hordes. ;D
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Luftwaffles

I'd start sharpening all pointy things in the house (there's something truly amusing about the idea of murdering with a corkscrew)!
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Andy

My family and I are survivors by nature. We'd make a fortified base out of some relatively defensible location and gather what weapons and supplies we could.  I already have a decent pocket knife and some multi-tools that would be useful in any sort of survival situation, and we've always dealt with harsh circumstances in life, often living in less than ideal situations and on occasion eating expired foods. We'd start a garden (if we can't get one going before then) and scavenge what we could, and we'd be alright, methinks. So, my zombie plan is basically my regualr life plan. "Just Survive Somehow." ;)
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Groddil

My plan:

1. Live in Australia.

The wildlife will kill all the zombies.

Oh wait.

The Skarzs

I'll go live on an island up in Alaska.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

My plan:
Lock my door.