CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[Mhera]

You might regret saying that, Sky.

[Skyblade]

Shoot

[Kitsune]

Maybe it will die out before anyone really remembers that it is gone.

[Maudie]

I was writing this. Can you guess what point I got bored at?

Howl's Moving Castle.

So, I recently read Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. I have to say, it was an enjoyable read.
Our heroine, Sophie Hatter, is the eldest of three daughters. In the world where they live, that's bad news. The eldest and second eldest of three are doomed to failure if they ever go out to seek their fortune.
When Sophie's father died, her stepmother set her and her two younger sisters up with apprenticeships. Martha, the youngest, was apprenticed to a good-natured witch so that when she went to seek her fortune she would have better chances of succeeding; Lettie, the second daughter, was apprenticed to a baker in town, in a place where she would be able to marry quickly; Sophie was stuck as an apprentice to her stepmother in the hat shop.
Sophie spent long hours making spectacular hats that her stepmother made a bajillion dollars off and got really rich and then Sophie started to feel like an invalid because she was always cooped up inside so she went to visit Lettie but it was actually Martha and Martha told her that her stepmother was exploiting her so the next day Sophie yelled at two customers and one of the was the Witch of the Waste who set a spell on her so she turned into an old woman.
Then sophie went off and had a bunch of nice adventures. the end.

[The Skarzs]

Eighth line down.

[Lady Amber]

Why is that eight-lines-down sentence so horribly long?

[The Skarzs]

'Cuz she got bored.

[Søren]

And angry.

[Rainshadow]

  I got a bloody nose yesterday, and today I've experienced two bloody noses in a two hour time frame.  All three times it's been from the same nostril.  WHAT'S GOING ON?!  I NEVER GET BLOODY NOSES!

[Delthion]

I've never had a SINGLE bloody nose!!!

[Søren]

I have them all the time.

[Banya]

I have them all the time.

I do too, as far back as I can remember.

[Skyblade]

I've been getting the hiccups a lot recently.

[Rainshadow]

I've been getting the hiccups a lot recently.

  Ugh, in my opinion, hiccups are much worse than bloody noses.  I mean, yeah, sure, you can stain things with blood, but feeling like you're choking and not being able to breathe, swallow, or really do anything involving your throat properly?  It sucks.  And whenever I get the hiccups I keep getting them throughout the day, so I hate them.  Plus the fact that I've had the hiccups so many times that my body's started becoming immune to the different cures.  Now I've had to resort so drinking water whilst hanging upside down from the couch, holding my breath, and plugging my ears.  It.  Sucks.

[Skyblade]

Finally, someone who understands xP If I get the hiccups once, chances are I'll have them three time that day. For me, holding my breath for as long as I can seems to work. I just hold it and hold it until my chest screams and I let out a bunch of air in a great whoosh like a gust of wind. Not sure if that's so safe for my body, but