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Jetthebinturong

#1125
November 17, 2015, 05:25:09 PM
THERE IS NO SPOON.

Deus ex machina?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Groddil

#1126
November 17, 2015, 09:15:36 PM
Deus Ex Mankind Divided.

How much does nonexistence cost?

Vilu Daskar

#1127
November 17, 2015, 09:29:19 PM
*Shoots Grod and takes his money.* That much.

Why does my cow sing?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Groddil

#1128
November 18, 2015, 10:21:02 PM
Because it doesn't have a bell.

What is the meaning of life?

Vilu Daskar

#1129
November 19, 2015, 08:47:37 PM
Vilu Daskar when he turns 42.

What do books have in common with nothing?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Groddil

#1130
November 19, 2015, 08:53:44 PM
TV.

Why is the forum broken?

Vilu Daskar

#1131
November 20, 2015, 03:41:33 PM
Because you joined and unleashed  >:( on the forum.

Why are pianos hot pink?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

#1132
June 15, 2017, 02:30:19 PM
Well they can't exactly be cold pink now can they?

Will my college results be what I want?

Lady Amber

#1133
June 15, 2017, 11:27:48 PM
Only if you sing nonstop for a month.

Why can spiders talk?

James Gryphon

#1134
June 15, 2017, 11:29:11 PM
Abacus!

Sausage gravy burger?
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Lady Amber

#1135
June 16, 2017, 12:22:32 AM
Cucumbers.

What should I do?

James Gryphon

#1136
June 16, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
Yes!

Eat the ice cream?

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Lady Amber

#1137
June 17, 2017, 01:11:43 AM
No, melt it down and form it into a house.

What would happen if a wolf transformed into a cloud?

Dannflor

#1138
June 17, 2017, 11:54:39 PM
You would be placed in an Asylum!


Why are most emoji's creepy?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Delthion

#1139
June 18, 2017, 12:12:03 AM
NO!!!!!

Pie?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.
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