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Aimless Gallivanter

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 16, 2016, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 13, 2016, 10:36:43 PM
If you could choose, would you be a lefty, righty, or ambidextrous? Why? Ambidextrous, because it seems like a very handy skill to have
im gay!!!!!!

The Skarzs

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Blaggut

~Just a soft space boi~

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Do you know why you shouldn't play Pokemon in the shower?
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rrrrr

Cause someone might Pikachu  ;D

My status says it all
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Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


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Feles

I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

The Skarzs

What's the difference between a German bakery and an American bakery?
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Jetthebinturong

Dare I ask?

... I don't know, what is it?

This just feels like the set-up for a holocaust joke.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

The Skarzs

A German bakery has güt stuff.
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Wylder Treejumper

Two fish were in a tank. One looked at the other and said, "how do you drive this thing?"


What did the buffalo say when his son was leaving for college? "Bison!"
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

321tumbler

As some of you may know, I'm playing Friar Laurence in Romeo and Juliet. Last night at rehearsal, I was going over one of my monologues with the director and we started talking about my Friarness. I started making jokes about being the fryer. So one day during tech week, I'm thinking about bringing some kind of fried food and being the official fryer.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

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Ashleg

FRIARS?!
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