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Started by Groddil, March 21, 2017, 03:30:32 AM

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Groddil

WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.

Lady Amber

Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.
Well then, what do we sell? We need a menu. (I didn't even know a Grand Slamwich was a thing until now.)

The Skarzs

Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.
YOU'RE EATING ME!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Feles

Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.


But they're soooooooo popular.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

LT Sandpaw


I'll take fifty two orders of Skarzs fries. All large.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Aimless Gallivanter

Hello I'd like a job are you hiring
im gay!!!!!!

Gonff the Mousethief

I'd like to imagine the symbol for this place as two lampshades side by side to make a really deformed M.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Groddil

Quote from: Inquisitor on March 21, 2017, 09:48:33 PM
Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.


But they're soooooooo popular.

What? In Burger King, probably. There's no such thing as a 'Grand Slamwich' at McDelthion's!

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 21, 2017, 10:10:44 PM

I'll take fifty two orders of Skarzs fries. All large.

Rest in peace, worker drones. Coming right up!

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 21, 2017, 10:31:28 PM
Hello I'd like a job are you hiring

We always need more worker drones.

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 21, 2017, 10:45:11 PM
I'd like to imagine the symbol for this place as two lampshades side by side to make a really deformed M.

How did you guess?

Lady Amber

*Starts making Skarzs fries*

Groddil

Quote from: Skarzs on March 21, 2017, 09:40:50 PM
Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.
YOU'RE EATING ME!

YOU'RE A POTATO WITH LEGS!

@Lady Amber:

Here's the menu. Learn it. As you can see, there is no 'Grand Slamwich.'

Here!

Lady Amber

All right then. *Starts making stuff*

Jukka the Sling

I still think it's heresy that Aussies call it Macca's.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 22, 2017, 01:20:11 AM
I still think it's heresy that Aussies call it Macca's.
I know, right? XD

Groddil

That's it's official name down here! EVEN IN ADVERTISING AND THE WEBSITE!

* Groddil shoots Jukka with a Big Mac Sauce squirt gun.

The Skarzs

Should call it Macco's, mate.

Quote from: Groddil on March 22, 2017, 12:52:31 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on March 21, 2017, 09:40:50 PM
Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2017, 08:24:40 PM
WE DONT SELL GRAND SLAMWICCHS!

* Groddil takes that right back.

Oh, and this is not cannibalism. We are eating a humanoid potato, not a human being.
YOU'RE EATING ME!

YOU'RE A POTATO WITH LEGS!
And I'm going to use those legs to leave. I quit.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.