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Started by Groddil, March 21, 2017, 03:30:32 AM

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The Skarzs

*Detatches fryer.* I need an angle grinder now. . . Cut this stupid thing off.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

Angle Grinders are a serious hazard. There are no Angle Grinders in McDelthions. Hell's Kitchen might have one, though.

* Groddil switches the frier to battery mode, so it continues to cook Skarzs.

The Skarzs

I'm going home to get mine.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

And how do you expect to get from East Australia to North-west America? Potatoes can't get apply for a passport.

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Groddil on March 23, 2017, 02:00:46 AM
And how do you expect to get from East Australia to North-west America? Potatoes can't get apply for a passport.

That's racist.
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The Skarzs

How dare you assume my species.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


I still! Haven't! Gotten! My! Order!

That's it, I'm giving McDelthion's a half star rating and a scalding review on yelp.


*Types* Still havent recceeved order! FoOD walking a round stor complaining!1!! This place is totally worst!1!!!1!!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Amber

*Grabs Sandpaw's phone, crushes it with my foot, and throws it out the window* IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO WAIT THEN BEAT IT, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Groddil

IF YOU WANT FANCY FOOD, GO TO HELL'S KITCHEN! EITHER WAY, GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO BURGER MEAT!

* Groddil hits Skarzs in the kneecaps with a shovel.

I don't need to assume. You are a potato, so shut up and cook.

* Groddil cleaves a large strip of flesh from Skarzs' arm and tosses it into a spare frier.

Russa Nodrey

I totally ship you and Amber now.
Freddy

The Skarzs

Freaking Amber already cut off my legs. Now let me walk on my hands home in peace. *Walks home on hands.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

*Watches a potato walk home on it's hands* *Is greatly disturbed*
Freddy

Gonff the Mousethief

Wait, so is Skarz just Mr. Potato head? Or Mr. Potato Troll to be Politically Correct
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

Somehow they're mistaking stone for potato.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Luftwaffles

I wonder if Delthion eats at McDeltion's.
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