As President, I order ya'll to come into the storm shelter OR YOU'LL DIE!!!1111111!1!
You must be scared.
Or maybe I'm scared.
Either way...
/me moves a skeleton out of the storm shelter.
This doesn't seem very safe...
/me steps gingerly into the storm shelter and trips over a pile of bones.
I brought three tins of spam and a 2L bottle of Pasito.
*Literally listening to thunder* Well. *Peeks into shelter* I'll be back with cleaning supplies - It's filthy in there.
*Lays down and makes a dustangel in the layer of dust coating the floor* What do you mean, Corn? It's perfect in here!
*Shudders* No it's not. I'm no neat freak but I have my limits. *Brandishes broom* Now move your lazy tail so I can sweep!
I LOVE STORMS
so i decline your offer of refuge Ashleg ;D ill be out here enjoying the storm
I love storms. But, the idea of hunkering somewhere safe preferably with a blanket and being able to watch the storm has a lot of appeal for me.
*Walks in with donuts and a record player*
Anyone want donuts? Or to listen to some old Frank Sinatra Records?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 29, 2016, 01:04:51 AM
*Shudders* No it's not. I'm no neat freak but I have my limits. *Brandishes broom* Now move your lazy tail so I can sweep!
*Makes dustmen, then kicks them down* Wheeeeeee! *Dives towards Gonff* Donut!
*Sidesteps Eul and puts a donut in her hand*
Enjoy!
FRANK SINATRA YES PLEASE.
*Walks outside to enjoy the storm*
*Is hit by lightning*
Not Russsaaaaaaa! *falls to knees* Noooooooooo
...
FOOLS! NO THUNDER CAN MATCH THE FULL FURY OF THE GREAT PLAINS!
*Summons tornado*
*Sky turns green*
Isn't it pretty?
*Banishes tornado*
*Sky turns grey again*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 10:07:20 PM
Not Russsaaaaaaa! *falls to knees* Noooooooooo
*Is standing next to Rosie playing sad violin music*
I wish platonic snuggles were a thing.
They are, depending on your social circles.
I don't have the right social circles then. :P
The only thing though - hormones usually get in the way. Just saying.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on July 29, 2016, 10:16:08 PM
Urggh...there's a skeleton in here? Looks like this place wasn't much of a shelter to that guy.
Nooooooo!
/me picks up two skulls.
Why? WHYYYYYYY? This one's Yoric, and this one's Scully. Hey Scully? Where's Mulder? Waaaaaaaaaaah! They're dead! My only friends are DEAD!
*Walks in carrying snacks, cozy blankets, and books for all*
What's that, Yoric? She did it? Why, the little...
/me throws a skull at Amber.
*Ducks skull* Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
/me hits a wall and smashes.
Noooooooo! Alas, poor Yoric! Scully, make her pay for hurting Yoric!
/me tosses a skull.
/me is confused*
Quote from: Groddil on August 01, 2016, 12:26:50 AM
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on July 29, 2016, 10:16:08 PM
Urggh...there's a skeleton in here? Looks like this place wasn't much of a shelter to that guy.
Nooooooo!
/me picks up two skulls.
Why? WHYYYYYYY? This one's Yoric, and this one's Scully. Hey Scully? Where's Mulder? Waaaaaaaaaaah! They're dead! My only friends are DEAD!
Isolation cell for you.
Serves Yoric, Scully, and Mulder right.
...
That's probably a good idea. It's most likely gonna get chaotic in here pretty soon.
*Starts listening to Frank Sinatra*
*Kicks Groddil into a giant nest of hornets*
/me stuffs the hornets into the Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking and covers it with a large beach towel.
"Ey b0ss, can I habbe da raaaaabbbit, pliss?"
/me snatches Rabbit!Chipster and tosses him into the Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking.
*Pours boiling oil in the Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking*
"b0ss, thank you! b0ss, pliss, gibbe da ramens! b0ss!"
/me dices Rabbit!Chipster into little bits, dumps twelve tons of ramen noodles on him (The Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking is quite large, in case you hadn't realized), stirs the mixture, adds herbs, and leaves it to simmer for a bit.
...
Quote from: Groddil on August 02, 2016, 04:15:08 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 02, 2016, 03:52:04 AM
*Starts listening to Filthy Frank Sinatra*
What a disgrace that is my fine Sir! Doth his soothing tone not accompany thine uncultured Aussie tastes? What more must we offer than a simply melody of America's finest tunes?
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on August 02, 2016, 06:08:46 PM
*turns back into a human, the Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking breaks into several pieces* Umm, the Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking is can easily hold several elephants, so I don't think you turning into a human could break it. Let's fix this post, shall we?
Urggh I'm filthy! I'm covered with disgusting noodles!
*jumps in nearby river to clean himself* *attempts to escape*
/me duct tapes the lid down to the
Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking, then covers the Wok in the flesh of PowerPlayers, thus making it invincible.
OOC:
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 02, 2016, 07:57:33 PM
Quote from: Groddil on August 02, 2016, 04:15:08 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 02, 2016, 03:52:04 AM
*Starts listening to Filthy Frank Sinatra*
What a disgrace that is my fine Sir! Doth his soothing tone not accompany thine uncultured Aussie tastes? What more must we offer than a simply melody of America's finest tunes?
Frank Sinatra is American. Filthy Frank is Australian. I'm sticking with Filthy Frank, thanks.
Filthy Frank is not human.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 03, 2016, 03:21:52 AM
Filthy Frank is not human.
Kangaroos aren't human either, but we still call them "Australian Animals". Frank is more of... an "Australian Disease".
...
Quote from: Groddil on August 03, 2016, 03:23:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 03, 2016, 03:21:52 AM
Filthy Frank is not human.
Kangaroos aren't human either, but we still call them "Australian Animals". Frank is more of... an "Australian Disease".
Don't bring his corruption here.
/me Wok of Ultiate Ramen Cooking[/i].
"b0ss, gibbe da ramens!"
/me turns up the heat and sticks a funnel through the lid. He then pours a bottle of gatorade and a large steak through the funnel, before resealing the Wok.
...
*Enchants the dynamite to make it a billion times stronger*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 03, 2016, 03:53:35 AM
*Enchants the dynamite to make it a billion times stronger* fixed that for you
/me enchants the PowerPlayer flesh to make it a billion times stronger.
"b0ss, pliss. b0ss! The ramens is ready, b0ss!"
/me takes the lid off the
Wok of Ultimate Ramen Cooking, shaves a small piece of flesh off Chipster, tosses Chipster out of the Wok, fries the piece of flesh, and shoots it with a growth ray. The result is some delicious looking ramen.
"b0ss! b0ss, pliss!"
/me starts gobbling down the ramen.
Yeah, no.
...
http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,85.0.html
This topic went the wrong direction.
/me walks off the sit in a cave to watch the rain.
I....
wow yeah.....
i haven't checked this topic since the beginning of the second page, how did we even get here....
I think... I'll just join Kit Kat in watching the rain.
You call this rain old man?
This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women
In my homeland the sniffles
(Lol)
I like thunderstorms.
THERE ARE SEVERE STORMS HERE, I MAY NOT BE ON JUST OUT OF PARANOIA.
Tornadoes have literally touched ground.
Wish me luck, pray they don't come here
*surrounds Ash with comfy blankets* *gives him a mug of cocoa*
I'll be praying.
*gives Ash the puppy in Rosie's profile pic*
*puts on Sharknado* im sorry i couldnt resist
*Makes a hug pile around Ash and his blankets*
I'll be praying for you. Please keep us posted if you can. :-\
Quote from: Ashleg on February 28, 2017, 11:58:50 PM
THERE ARE SEVERE STORMS HERE, I MAY NOT BE ON JUST OUT OF PARANOIA.
Tornadoes have literally touched ground.
Wish me luck, pray they don't come here
Same here. Literally we've been on a tornado warning for hours. I'm praying it won't get worse tonight like the are saying.
I'll be praying for you all.
Same
Hello, Guest.
Why are you viewing this? What does this offer you? Pleasure, in knowing that I do not like storms?
Suit yourself.
Lol. :P
They asked for it.
I like thunderstorms.
Not when they light things on fire.
Set fire to the rain!
FIRESTORM!
MAELSTROM!
MALE STONG!
Waaat?
LOUD THUNDERCLAP!
It's actually storming here, now.
/me moves into storm shelter and says hi to the skelebones.
That must not be a very good storm shelter.
It's such a good storm shelter that Mr.Bones never left.
Why does one need even MORE comforting when it's storming? The storm itself is comforting enough!
Yeah, no.
Not if it's a tornado or hurricane.
Even then! The sweet comfort of impending doom! *Sigh.*
...no.
Yes!
Nope.
Yep!
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/me throws Delthion into the insane asylum and locks the door!
Oh dear.
/me dissolves and sneaks through the gap in a corner.
*sends a lightning bolt inside the cave toward Ashleg*