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Star Wars by a guy who knows nothing about Star Wars

Started by alexandre, August 04, 2017, 01:34:01 AM

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The Skarzs

Are those actual stars you're throwing at me, or just throwing stars?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg


alexandre

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

The Skarzs

Oh. Okay.
*Spreads arms wide to accept the oblivion that is coming for him.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Ashleg


alexandre

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Hickory

I refuse to believe you know nothing about Star Wars.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

alexandre

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

The Skarzs

An appropriate response.
*Gets annihilated by the star thrown at me.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

alexandre

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Hickory

Answer me seriously, have you never seen Star Wars?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

alexandre

that would depend on your definition of star wars...


;D ;D ;D ;D
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Jetthebinturong

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Leia, princess of Alderaan was smuggling plans for the tyrannical Galactic Empire's new superweapon to the Rebel Alliance. Unfortunately her ship was accosted by Darth Vader, a leading enforcer of the Empire's regime, and right hand of the Emperor himself. Thankfully, Leia managed to stow the plans on a droid, along with a message for a lost warrior named Obi-Wan Kenobi. which she then sent to the planet below, named Tatooine. Vader did not believe her cover story of being on a diplomatic mission and had the Princess arrested. The droids were discovered by a young moisture farmer named Luke Skywalker, whose father was a Jedi Knight who fought in the legendary Clone Wars before the Empire took control. And it is there on Tatooine that the real story begins.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

alexandre

#29
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda is green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff

Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine