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ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

Started by Ashleg, September 06, 2017, 11:57:13 PM

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Ashleg

I'm attacking Redwall H'Abbey with my wonderous horde of loyal vermin!

TRY TO STOP US IF YOU CAN, SUCKERS!

* Ashleg races forward and draws pictures of bird meat on the sandstone.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Ashleg

Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.



You're under seige now.

James Gryphon

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Rosie Willowwater

                    

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg


The Skarzs

;D


*Shoots arrows down into the fray.* Defend the abbey!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

As a horde leader Ashleg has obviously forgotten basic grammar rules.

Quote from: Ashleg on September 07, 2017, 12:15:05 AM
Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.



You're under seige now.

I before E except after C my dear Ashleg! ;D

*Fires cannons into the packed masses of vermin.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

(No cannons. We must only have canon weapons. ;D)
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

*Fires Canons into the packed masses of vermin.*

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Gonff the Mousethief

*Shoots both Del and Rosie, forming Delsie, at the hoard*

Get it, 'cause dey canon
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Ashleg

It's not.

Ashie Legwater is canon.

JOIN ME, ROSIE! CONVERT!

*grabs a sword and charges the main gate*

Although I have to commit Grammar Nazi suicide now...

Rosie Willowwater

*Is hit in the stomach with a cannonball and is thrown to the ground*

Is this some sort of weird Cupid thing?

Also, Ash, you are the side of Ashie that makes it not canon. Del is my one true love anyway
                    

Russa Nodrey

Freddy