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The [s]Gulag[/s] Reeducation Camp

Started by LT Sandpaw, January 28, 2018, 02:04:04 AM

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Welcome to Ashleg's presidential reeducation camp! Everybody loves it here, and you will too. Ashleg makes sure you always has something to do, so you'll soon learn to change your evil ways and love him back. You were lucky enough to have been selected for being problematic, and we have decided to make you more PC. There's role call every morning and maybe we'll give you something to eat after you're done working in the coal mines, and don't you dare ask for extra blankets when your smelly tents start to freeze.

Now put on your striped pajamas and pick up a shovel and get crackalacking while I play these patriotic songs over the loudspeakers. And don't forget to give the salute and presidential oath. We all love Ashleg here!

Long live the prezzers!

Edit: The Terrible quality is on purpose, there are no questions here.


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