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Started by Ashleg, August 26, 2017, 04:31:37 PM

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Ashleg

Welcome to Long John Silver's, now in partnership with FANCY LASER!



Because of FANCY LASER, you cannot leave without buying something--or you will be annihilated!
So get your fish!


The Skarzs

I'll just have the chips. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

The chips come with the fish.

The Skarzs

Okay. With some tartar sauce.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

#4
Mmkay.

Enjoy your Golden-Fried Abomination from the Deep.

That'll be $59.00.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

You ordered the fish, this is the fish.

The Skarzs

That's not fish it's "abomination".
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

But in LJS Language "abomination" means "fish".

Gonff the Mousethief

What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?

One shrimp abomination? Sure!

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?

Gonff the Mousethief

Yippee, Shrimp! *Tucks napkin in shirt and awaits with fork and knife in hand*
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Ashleg

* Ashleg slides the Shrimp Abomination towards Gonff.

Delthion

(I love LJS!!!)

I'd like Abomination Clams please!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.