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Beef Crisps

Started by Ashleg, October 08, 2017, 03:52:59 AM

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Ashleg

*shakes bag*

Come an' get 'em.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Ashleg

Come an' get some Beef Crisps.

Captain Wortshire

So thats where all the blooming cows went...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ashleg

Certainly.

Want some?

They're $20.00 per crisp.

Captain Wortshire

How big are each crisp?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Scott McLamok

Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ashleg

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 08, 2017, 04:06:47 AM
How big are each crisp?

The size of a Pringle.

Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 08, 2017, 04:13:29 AM
Beef crisps yumm are you hiring soon if you are I will sign up

I am hiring now, actually. Post up an application and I will allow you to help me in distributing dried meat.

Scott McLamok

Alrighty
Name Scott McLamok
Fee 1 cent a century
Hiring for beef crisp distributions
Sicknesses and allergies I am allergic to beef crisps
Hight 0.1 inch
Age 20
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ashleg

Woah, you are small.

The Beef Crisps are bigger than you.


And you're allergic to them?!

...Sounds like a PERFECT applicant for this job. You, sir, are hired.

Just so you know, as I am a ruthless dictator I am also a ruthless boss.
Show up late or slack off and I'll start selling Scott Crisps.

Gonff the Mousethief

*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*

Crisp me up
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Krantor the Brutal

I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.
"Friends, if I advance, follow me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me!" - Henri de la Rochejaquelein

Ashleg

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 08, 2017, 04:22:42 AM
*Throw down all of life savings (About 20 bucks)*

Crisp me up

* Ashleg Crisps you up.

*hands you a Beef Crisp*

Quote from: Krantor the Brutal on October 08, 2017, 04:22:59 AM
I'll be your flavoring provider and sponsor.

The current flavor is fine, thank you. >:(

Scott McLamok

Ok if I am late and you make scott crisps I am worth 10$ and I am bite sized just to let you know XD anyway who wants beef crisps I might not be here tomorrow so get them from me while you have a chance tomorrow's special might be a scott crisp freshly made and there is only 1  º-) ;D
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ashleg

* Ashleg retires to his room to ponder on how to prepare and cook the Scott Crisp.