what would you say if an elf walked up to you right now?

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mattimouse20

How would you react if an elf walked up to you right now?
just wait until I make my daring escape!

Redwaller


Icefire

What kind of elf? That would make all the difference!
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

W0NWILL


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Mattio


Rainshadow

  "Hey, look!  It's a pretty elf!  Hey, pretty elf, can I use your shampoo?"

  Lol, no, if I met an elf, I'd probably say:

  "Uh...  Yo?"
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winifred

"Lord Elrond, please write some moon runes on this paper for me!!!!!!!!"

Then I'd treasure it always :D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Rainshadow

Quote from: winifred on December 30, 2012, 01:08:19 AM
"Lord Elrond, please write some moon runes on this paper for me!!!!!!!!"

Then I'd treasure it always :D

  Lol:  "Lord Elrond, could I have your autograph?  No, not in regular script, but in moon runes.  Please?"
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Mattio


mattimouse20

"hey short stuff! is santa paying you good this year, or are you a little short?" haha
just wait until I make my daring escape!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Captain Tammo

I'd say...
"What's up with your ears?"
"Why do you hate dwarves?"
"Why are some elves really tall and North Pole elves so small?"
"How old are you?"
"Why do all of you have long flowy hair?"
"Where do you live?"
"Do all elves wear tights?"
"Why are your shoes curled?"
"What kind of elf are you?"
"Is Link an elf?"
"Then why does Link wear tights and have pointy ears?"
"Do you like smashing pots too?"
"How many elves are there?"
"How high can you count?"
"Do you really live forever?"
"Then how old do you live?"
"What do you mean this is too many questions?"
"What's your name?"
"That's a weird name!"
"So what that wasn't a question!"
"Can I wear your hat?"
"Do elves live among us?"
"Am I an elf?"
"We'll I'm tall... But I don't have pointy ears, curled shoes, amazing archery/toy making skills, long flowy hair or a weird name."
"Am I a dwarf?"
"So what I don't have a beard! Don't some dwarves shave?"
"Why don't they?"
"Ew even the girls?"
"Are elves and dwarves opposites?"
"Are there hobbits and orcs and wizards?"
"Do you know Santa?"
"Do you know Santa's phone number?"
"Do you have candy?"
"What's your favorite color?"
"Is Elf your favorite movie?"
.... And so on.
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

KitrallStreamrippler

If it was a short elf: "Hey! Could you join my D&D party? We need a halfling."

If it was a tall elf: "Please, please, teach me archery, and horse-riding, and woodsmanship, and how to write and speak elvish!" (elfish? elven? elfen?) ???
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

winifred

Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on February 14, 2013, 04:41:10 AM
If it was a tall elf: "Please, please, teach me archery, and horse-riding, and woodsmanship, and how to write and speak elvish!" (elfish? elven? elfen?) ???
LOL
I believ it's elven, but ask an elf.
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...