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Corrupt-a-Wish

Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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Matthias720

This game is fairly simple; someone wishes for something, and the next person corrupts it be either misinterpreting it, or by making the results end terribly. They then wish for something themselves.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted. You now have a million dollars of Monopoly money.
I wish for world peace.

Person 3: Granted, but the peace only lasts five seconds.
I wish I could fly.

And so on, and so forth.


I start with:
I wish for a new laptop.

Redwallfan7

Granted, but there's no keyboard

I wish I could go to Redwall
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

redwallgurl

sure, in your dreams

i wish i could fly
Fun. is a fantastic band.

Skipper

sure, but you have to wait until pigs can fly
i wish my dreams would come true now

Redwallfan7

They will but in the year 2025!

I wish I could date a Redwall otter or fox
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Skipper

you can but in your imagination
i wish i was famous for something that's not embarrassing

Redwallfan7

you are, but the paparazzi won't leave you alone

I wish I could color without having to pick up a crayon
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

DanielofRedwall

Granted, now you only have to use coloured pencils.

I wish I could visit Switzerland...
Received mostly negative reviews.

Redwallfan7

Granted, but your plane can't leave for three days

I wish I could get a vending machine for candy
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Tiria Wildlough

Granted, but you have to sell all the candy in order to get money for repairing the machine.
I wish I could see a giant otter.
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

Skipper

you can but you can only see it for 5 seconds
i wish there weren't so many bad people in the world nowadays

Tiria Wildlough

Granted. Now everyone is so nice that it's annoying.
I wish I had a silver ring.
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

DanielofRedwall

Granted, but it isn't real silver. Just cheap plastic made to look like silver.

I wish I had a mango tree in my backyard.
Received mostly negative reviews.

Matthias720

Granted, but it doesn't produce fruit.

I wish I had gotten out of bed 5 minutes earlier this morning.

Dannflower Reguba

Granted, but it's because your bed dissapeard!

I wish I had a pet squirrel




P.S. Obviously  ;D
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This