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The Endless Story II

Started by James Gryphon, December 09, 2015, 08:57:15 PM

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Izeroth

 The Moderators were secretly building another forum, and had used the bugs as an excuse to shut the old one down.

James Gryphon

This strategy, which had been developed by a tyrannical power-hungry global moderator, was totally successful.
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Izeroth

 With the first stage of his Master Plan now finished, the as-yet-unnamed moderator waited for an opportune moment to seize complete power for himself.

James Gryphon

As a step towards this, he "appointed" himself administrator on the new forum.
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Jukka the Sling

This mod's name was Heatlo Dellhounsh.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

His forum screen-name, however, rhymed with "Names Dryphon".
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LT Sandpaw


He could often be heard cackling evilly to his magic mirror.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

One day, he asked it, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest Staff member of them all?"
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LT Sandpaw


It decided not to comment due to the fact that it couldn't lie, and the moderator was holding a hammer.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

So Heatlo said "I must not have plugged these speakers into the mirror right," and adjusted them. Then he repeated the question.
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LT Sandpaw


The mirror then let out a grunting unintelligible whine of an answer that sounded suspiciously like Shadyrain.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Heatlo, still not suspecting anything, said, "Maybe the mirror isn't getting enough power." So he unplugged it and plugged it back in. Then he asked, "Mirror, mirror, burning bright, who's the best admin on this site?"
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LT Sandpaw


The mirror, finally able to give a straight answer seeing as the questioner was a moderator answered, "Matti1080P."


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, Heatlo was the one hosting the new forum, so he was still very ticked off, and screamed, "WHAT? I'M THE ONE HOSTING THE NEW FORUM!1! YOU UNGRATEFUL MIRROR!1!" In a fit of childish rage, he smashed the mirror, and then took a second mirror out of its box (which had a "Buy 1 and get 2 free" sticker on the front), hooked it up, and asked it the same question.
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Jukka the Sling

"The forum is a moderator unto itself," the mirror replied nonsensically (it was broken).
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien