Redwall Abbey

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Title: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on December 29, 2017, 04:53:12 PM
*GIVES EVERYBEAST A SHOVEL*

START DIGGIN' AN' PLANT ME SOME LETTUCE.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 04:57:52 PM
What if I refuse to?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 29, 2017, 05:03:17 PM
Moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on December 29, 2017, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 04:57:52 PM
What if I refuse to?

*Pulls out shotfun*

You better not refuse.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 29, 2017, 05:06:49 PM
MOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on December 29, 2017, 05:07:16 PM
I'll shotfun you too
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on December 29, 2017, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 04:57:52 PM
What if I refuse to?

*Pulls out shotfun*

You better not refuse.

Oh no, not the shotfun.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 29, 2017, 05:26:05 PM
I refuse to work in a communist society.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 05:49:38 PM
What about in a free market society?
Jukka, Cellars Thread fruit is up in profit; time to take advantage of this and make some serious forumbucks.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on December 29, 2017, 06:11:43 PM
Communist forumbucks!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 29, 2017, 06:53:13 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 06:55:30 PM
*Pats cow Del on the head*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 29, 2017, 10:08:01 PM
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 29, 2017, 11:34:27 PM
*Marries cow Del*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 30, 2017, 12:39:15 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
my naym is cow
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 01:12:36 AM
/me eats myself in horror at hearing the wedding bells.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2017, 01:15:17 AM
O.O

. . .

I'm just gonna. . . . . *Inches towards the door* Byyyeeeee.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:07:45 AM
/me waves his hoof.

Moo-moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2017, 02:17:55 AM
Cuuute cow. *Wanders over to pet the Del-cow*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:19:52 AM
Moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 02:23:10 AM
Quote from: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:07:45 AM
/me waves his hoof.

Moo-moo.

You just ate yourself.

How... does that work.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:24:36 AM
Moo moo moo moo moo moo.

(You do not want to know.)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 02:29:06 AM
K.

You are still married to me by the way.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2017, 02:34:17 AM
*Hugs Cow-Del* Leave 'im alone, Rosieposie.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:42:33 AM
Moo moo moo Moo-moo moo.

(Save me from Rosie please. ;D)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 02:46:36 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2017, 02:34:17 AM
*Hugs Cow-Del* Leave 'im alone, Rosieposie.

But... true loooooove ;D
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:47:25 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 02:53:13 AM
HEY DEL. IF I PROMISE TO NEVER SHIP US TOGETHER AGAIN WILL YOU PROMISE TO START CARING WHEN I LEAVE? :'(
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:56:02 AM
Moo moo-moo.

(You're leaving?)

(Honestly, I was inactive for the same amount of time that you were inactive last. So I didn't even realize that ANYONE was inactive. ;D)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 02:56:02 AM
Moo moo-moo.

(You're leaving?)

(Honestly, I was inactive for the same amount of time that you were inactive last. So I didn't even realize that ANYONE was inactive. ;D)

NOT NECESSARILY CONSIDERING I COULDN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE DAYS. (I really need more self control >_> (It was mostly due to the excess amount of boredom that I came back though.))

Ohhhhh, goood. That makes me feel better. ;D
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 03:04:13 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 03:07:07 AM
O_O

What're all those smileys for?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 03:14:28 AM
Moo moo moo!

(I don't know!)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 03:19:26 AM
Well... makes sense.

What's it like being a cow?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Matthias720 on December 30, 2017, 04:06:05 AM
i lik the bred
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 05:02:33 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 30, 2017, 03:19:26 AM
Well... makes sense.

What's it like being a cow?

Moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:03:28 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 30, 2017, 05:04:20 AM
Moo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:03:28 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Jukka the Sling on December 30, 2017, 03:56:03 PM
u wot m8
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:22:06 PM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2017, 05:32:36 PM
O.O
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:38:11 PM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 31, 2017, 04:49:49 AM
Moo moo moo-moo moo moo.

(He is writing a song.)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 05:04:40 AM
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Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 31, 2017, 04:26:53 PM
...
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on December 31, 2017, 04:52:57 PM
*Blinks*

That was... unnecessary
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2017, 04:57:14 PM
*Facepalms*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on December 31, 2017, 05:00:34 PM
/me facedesks.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 07:16:59 PM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.
And from my muzzle when I belch.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on December 31, 2017, 08:15:24 PM
(http://www.richardcayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/when-to-be-concerned-about-memory-loss.jpg)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 09:46:54 PM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.
And from my muzzle when I belch.
[/quotelOh the ozone layer is thinner
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 02, 2018, 02:28:11 AM
...
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 02, 2018, 02:31:14 AM
MOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 02, 2018, 02:38:23 AM
OOOOOOINK.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 02, 2018, 03:02:07 AM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.
And from my muzzle when I belch.
[/quotelOh the ozone layer is thinner
From the product of my dinner.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 02, 2018, 03:28:03 AM
MOO
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 02, 2018, 05:07:53 AM
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I am cow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AM
I weigh ten times more than you.
And I look! Good! On the barbecue!
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter
Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.
I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.
And from my muzzle when I belch.
[/quotelOh the ozone layer is thinner
From the product of my dinner.
I am cow, I am cow, eating graaaaaaasss.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 03, 2018, 02:04:16 AM
*Shoves a cork in Skarzs's mouth to prevent him from singing*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 03, 2018, 02:23:09 AM
Moo-moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo-moo.

(Someone butcher that cow so that I don't have to listen to that song anymore.)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 03, 2018, 02:40:38 AM
*Puts on a straw hat* *Peacefully digs a hole and tosses a small cucumber into it* *Covers cucumber with a humble pile of dirt*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 03, 2018, 02:43:13 AM
*Drowns Skarzs in a water trough*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 03, 2018, 02:47:58 AM
The song is done.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on January 03, 2018, 02:59:12 AM
boo
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 03, 2018, 03:01:23 AM
*Squawk*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 03, 2018, 03:37:27 AM
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on January 03, 2018, 03:51:19 PM
This has gone from "Cool little topic with a touch of odd that reminds me of the olden Cellars days that I don't mind posting in" to ". . . . . Okay this is way too weird for me, do I really wanna post here now?"

Congrats, Skar. *Pats Del Cow on the head*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on January 03, 2018, 03:57:52 PM
*Locks Skarzs back up in his own insane asylum and throws away the key*

*Starts watering a patch of dirt with my watering can*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 03, 2018, 04:14:34 PM
Whoever plants the most food gets one Ashleg Fun Dollar.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 03, 2018, 06:09:10 PM
*Grows a mutant apple tree in my cell that grows so big it breaks the cell open.* I have a one-tree orchard
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 03, 2018, 11:31:42 PM
*Starts planting pumpkins*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 04, 2018, 12:29:21 AM
*Continues to work in my humble cucumber patch*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 04, 2018, 12:40:04 AM
It's not YOUR cucumber patch. It's the community's.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 04, 2018, 12:57:50 AM
*Builds a fence around my cucumber patch* *Hammers a sign into the ground that says "Russa's Humble Cucumber Patch"* The sign doesn't lie.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 04, 2018, 01:12:54 AM
*Puts pumpkin seeds in the ground, covers them with dirt, and waters them*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 04, 2018, 07:39:54 AM
Now we get to watch them grow for three months.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 05, 2018, 06:50:44 AM
Russa will be excecuted at dawn.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 05, 2018, 02:37:19 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 05, 2018, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 04, 2018, 07:39:54 AM
Now we get to watch them grow for three months.
Nah, the water is magical. See? They've already grown now!

Quote from: Ashleg on January 05, 2018, 06:50:44 AM
Russa will be excecuted at dawn.
Why?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 06, 2018, 12:09:58 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 04, 2018, 12:57:50 AM
*Builds a fence around my cucumber patch* *Hammers a sign into the ground that says "Russa's Humble Cucumber Patch"* The sign doesn't lie.

Moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo-moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo. Moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo, moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo.

(That's why. She dared to go against the communist society, and now she will die for her efforts. But rest assured she will not have died in vain! There are those of us that are mounting a resistance to put an end to such heinous behavior! Rally to me now my brothers, and together we may fell this horrid regime.)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 06, 2018, 12:17:54 AM
I shall join with you in this noble fight.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 06, 2018, 12:39:31 AM
Moo-moo-moo moo moo!

(Excellent my dear!)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Cornflower MM on January 06, 2018, 12:43:35 AM
*Laughs* Weirdos.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on January 06, 2018, 01:05:32 AM
Quote from: Delthion on January 06, 2018, 12:09:58 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 04, 2018, 12:57:50 AM
*Builds a fence around my cucumber patch* *Hammers a sign into the ground that says "Russa's Humble Cucumber Patch"* The sign doesn't lie.

Moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo-moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo. Moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo, moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo.

(That's why. She dared to go against the communist society, and now she will die for her efforts. But rest assured she will not have died in vain! There are those of us that are mounting a resistance to put an end to such heinous behavior! Rally to me now my brothers, and together we may fell this horrid regime.)

I admire the dedication in the moo syllables.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 06, 2018, 02:26:50 AM
It is abrasive.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 06, 2018, 02:54:37 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on January 06, 2018, 01:05:32 AM
Quote from: Delthion on January 06, 2018, 12:09:58 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 04, 2018, 12:57:50 AM
*Builds a fence around my cucumber patch* *Hammers a sign into the ground that says "Russa's Humble Cucumber Patch"* The sign doesn't lie.

Moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo-moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo. Moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo, moo moo-moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo.

(That's why. She dared to go against the communist society, and now she will die for her efforts. But rest assured she will not have died in vain! There are those of us that are mounting a resistance to put an end to such heinous behavior! Rally to me now my brothers, and together we may fell this horrid regime.)

I admire the dedication in the moo syllables.

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo-moo-moo moo.

(It helps if you write out the longer sentences first. ;D)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 12, 2018, 05:41:17 PM
Russa will be slain for saying it was HER property.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 12, 2018, 05:49:42 PM
Burn at the stake?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 12, 2018, 06:32:16 PM
Of course not! Death by firing squad is the only true answer! ;D
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 12, 2018, 07:45:38 PM
We could hang her.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: 321tumbler on January 12, 2018, 08:02:23 PM
*hops in*

Guillotine.

*hops out*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 12, 2018, 08:30:26 PM
Nah. Too brutal.

How about we tie her to a chair, then drop a giant boulder on her? That will save having to bury her as well.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 13, 2018, 04:21:06 PM
I have an idea! How about we don't kill her?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 13, 2018, 05:01:53 PM
Or kill both of you.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 14, 2018, 06:21:36 PM
Let's not do that either.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2018, 07:15:22 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 05, 2018, 06:50:44 AM
Russa will be excecuted at dawn.
But why? What has my Humble Cucumber Patch ever done to you?

*Puts up a barbwire fence around my Humble Cucumber Patch* *Builds a moat around my Humble Cucumber Patch* *Picks up shovel* Come at me, bro.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 14, 2018, 08:29:14 PM
You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 14, 2018, 08:43:18 PM
For the motherland!!!!!!1!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2018, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Delthion on January 14, 2018, 08:29:14 PM
You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!
Riiiight. My moat shall protect me...as will my shovel.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 14, 2018, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Delthion on January 14, 2018, 08:29:14 PM
You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!
I thought you were part of the resistance, Del!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 15, 2018, 06:13:46 AM
Because farm = potatoes.

This man.
Has made a musical instrument.
Out of a potato.
Spoiler
[close]
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 17, 2018, 07:06:05 PM
Amber and Russa have both been sentenced to death by wildebeest stampede.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 17, 2018, 08:14:38 PM
This is just.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 19, 2018, 03:21:15 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600x600/16024747/guess-ill-just-die.jpg)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 03:22:51 AM
Yep!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 05:33:17 AM
You will!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 05:56:13 AM
Prepare!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 19, 2018, 02:15:38 PM
Nay!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 06:18:43 PM
*ties @Lady Amber to the stake, to be burned*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on January 19, 2018, 06:24:54 PM
*Krantor stabs Ashleg through the back and saves the day*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 06:59:03 PM
*Screams and realizes that the knife went into the area between my arm and my back, making me unharmed*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 07:17:35 PM

*Puts down pitchfork*

I do all the actual work around here, by right of each according to his work I demand 90% of all the profits!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 19, 2018, 07:46:40 PM
WRONG. This is communal, not individual! Are those free enterprise thoughts going through your mind?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 07:55:05 PM

No of course not I am of the proletariat. Actually I think I'm the only proletariat here, which means I have suffered more and therefore deserve more as according to my need.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 19, 2018, 08:53:10 PM
You are thinking of yourself as an individual you filthy capitalist. All proceeds go to the good of the state, then the rest is distributed EVENLY, with every person receiving the exact same amount. Ashleg, we have another with thoughts of individualism!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 10:40:32 PM
My own VP! How could he do this?!

I say he does not get those discounts he wanted in the other thread!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2018, 11:47:10 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LSmULmByAQHQs/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 10:40:32 PM
My own VP! How could he do this?!

I say he does not get those discounts he wanted in the other thread!
VP? That would make you PRESIDENT! Down with democracy and republics!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2018, 12:54:28 AM

You already elected him, he holds onto his power for another eighty years until his first term ends. ;)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 01:37:21 AM
I didn't vote for him you scum.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 01:43:22 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 17, 2018, 07:06:05 PM
Amber and Russa have both been sentenced to death by wildebeest stampede.
Really?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2018, 01:51:15 AM

I thought you did.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 01:53:11 AM
*Patiently waits for the wildebeest stampede*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2018, 02:31:32 AM

(http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Stampede-Lion-King.gif)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 02:42:17 AM
*Watches the wildebeests fall into my moat and drown* Well.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 02:43:44 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 19, 2018, 06:18:43 PM
*ties @Lady Amber to the stake, to be burned*
*Kicks Ash in the stomach and ties him to the stake instead*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:04:24 AM
*Burns both of you with a flamethrower.* FILTHY CAPPIES!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 03:15:48 AM
*Kicks Skarzs into a bonfire*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 03:27:00 AM
*Waters my Humble Cucumber Patch*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:36:04 AM
*Burns the cucumber patch.*

Quote from: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 03:15:48 AM
*Kicks Skarzs into a bonfire*
I'm stone, remember?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 03:48:53 AM
You can still feel pain.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:37:03 AM
And you don't?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:02:27 PM
I kicked you into the bonfire. You shall burn.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:05:13 PM
*Takes Skarzs out of the bonfire and makes Amber not stone*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:19:00 PM
I was never stone in the first place. I jumped out of the way of the flamethrower; that's why I wasn't burned.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:22:14 PM
I play with fire.

You shall burn now. *Grabs Amber and walks into the fire.* I do this for the community!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:34:38 PM
*Whacks Skarzs with a rake*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:35:26 PM
No. Naughty. You must burn.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:38:20 PM
*Chops Skarzs's head off with a hatchet*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:47:54 PM
*Falls on top of Amber, still holding her, so she will have no chance of escape as she gets burned into crispy squirrel flakes and ash.*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
*Grabs a couple of large buckets of water just before falling, and pours them on the flames, putting the fire out* *Scrambles out of Skarzs's arms*

Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 04:47:54 PM
*Falls on top of Amber, still holding her, so she will have no chance of escape as she gets burned into crispy squirrel flakes and ash.*
Crispy squirrel flakes sounds like some kind of cereal.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 04:59:52 PM
You will eat your own species as punishment for your treason and the murder of my friend.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 05:05:40 PM
*Dumps the crispy squirrel flakes on Ash's head*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 03:36:04 AM
*Burns the cucumber patch.*
*Watches Skarzs burn the decoy cucumber patch*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 06:08:59 PM
Stop.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2018, 06:14:19 PM
Stop?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 06:24:09 PM
With the decoys and clones and holograms.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 20, 2018, 06:41:53 PM
Russa, Amber, just die and come back as your ghosts.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 20, 2018, 08:00:07 PM
Mmkay. But Skarzs has to die too, 'cause I chopped off his head earlier.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 20, 2018, 09:27:24 PM
I am dead.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 20, 2018, 09:43:58 PM
Just die.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 21, 2018, 08:51:28 PM
*Wildebeests swim across my moat and jump gracefully over my barbwire fence* *Wildebeests trample me into the ground* Ouch. *Revives myself with the healing power of Humble Cucumbers*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Delthion on January 21, 2018, 10:28:31 PM
Godmodding reaches new levels...
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 21, 2018, 10:42:13 PM
Okay, okay. ;D

*The Humble Cucumber gets stuck in my throat and I die*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 02:11:07 AM
*Laughs and whistles*

Filthy capitalist, always thinking about herself.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Lady Amber on January 22, 2018, 06:18:11 PM
*Drowns in a bucket of water*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 06:49:44 PM

*Sets up a pulpit next to all the bodies*

We gather here today in shared grief.

To bear witness to the devastating results of uncontrolled godmodding forced to a grinding halt by the room clogging salt quarries.

These actions shall fade from our memories within a week and we shall return without remorse. And now, a howl for the bountiful days long past when nobody got triggered. Or in otherwords, never.


Owwweeeeeeewwoooooooooooo0ooooo.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 07:17:24 PM
*puts a cork in Sand's mouth*
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 07:28:37 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyymmmmmmmmuuuummmm.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 07:29:18 PM
Redwall Abbey Community Cork.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 07:44:16 PM

Mmmmh, mmm ymmm.....?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 22, 2018, 07:53:22 PM
Wat
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 09:09:19 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on January 22, 2018, 07:29:18 PM
Redwall Abbey Community Cork.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 11:33:01 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2018, 07:53:22 PM
Wat


Mmm mmmy m mmmmmmyyymmmm mmm mym!
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 23, 2018, 06:59:20 PM
Have you learned your lesson?
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: LT Sandpaw on January 23, 2018, 08:09:11 PM

Mmmh mmmmm, mmmnm.
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: The Skarzs on January 24, 2018, 02:14:53 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2018, 11:33:01 PM

Mmm mmmy m mmmmmmyyymmmm mmm mym!
I'm dead so. . .
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 24, 2018, 06:36:25 PM
 :'( ::)
Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on January 25, 2018, 12:20:37 AM
Here you go Skarzs:


Title: Re: Redwall Abbey Community Farm
Post by: Ashleg on January 25, 2018, 01:10:28 PM
Lllllawbsturrrrrrrrrzs!