This is a great general discussion thread I picked up from another forum. The format is casual with an emphasis on friendly conversation. Feel free to post about things that happened to you at school, work, or anything that's on your mind. As long as you keep things clean and within forum rules, there aren't any serious limitations; just be respectful of any conversations other people might be having. :)
I'll kick things off.
I work for the college I currently attend, in the computer lab. I was wondering how many other computer techies are out there, and if so, what you do.
I am a software engineer working full-time at a communications equipment company. Basically, I do programming all day and I love it. =) I graduated from college last year with a degree in Computer Science.
Quote from: The Lady Shael on June 12, 2011, 04:14:21 PM
I am a software engineer working full-time at a communications equipment company. Basically, I do programming all day and I love it. =) I graduated from college last year with a degree in Computer Science.
Cool beans. I figured you would be something like that, running things on RWL and all. ;)
I'm still in school :'(
What are marshmallows made out of?
Marshmallow is a plant 8)
Quote from: Log a Log Grenn on June 12, 2011, 08:49:42 PM
Marshmallow is a plant 8)
Well then what is the thing that you put on s'mores called? Oh, and please abbreviate my name to "tomatoe" and not "Tina." Thanks though ;)
Aren't smores just Marshmallow in crackers
Quote from: Log a Log Grenn on June 12, 2011, 09:19:33 PM
Aren't smores just Marshmallow in crackers
Yes, a graham cracker with chocolate and a toasted marshmallow sandwiched by another graham cracker, but my question is what is the marshmallow made out of because I am pretty sure that that kind of marshmallow is not a plant. 8)
Tomatoe, I think this article (https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Marshmallow) will provide all the info you need. ;)
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 12, 2011, 04:07:52 PMI'll kick things off.
I work for the college I currently attend, in the computer lab. I was wondering how many other computer techies are out there, and if so, what you do.
I'm not a 'techie' per se, I work as an administrator for a charity so I tend to deal with general office stuff and paperwork and telephone calls all day, but I do use computers a lot, have helped to put a couple of websites together and I have got qualifications in programming so I do understand a little bit about it. ;)
Had a pretty boring day today though (not working), visited my parents for a few hours, watched a movie, had lunch, came back home, played on Xbox for a while, nothing exciting really. :)
Quote from: Flurgy Twinj on June 12, 2011, 11:34:24 PM
Had a pretty boring day today though (not working), visited my parents for a few hours, watched a movie, had lunch, came back home, played on Xbox for a while, nothing exciting really. :)
Sounds like an okay day to me. :)
You know....I never imagined reading a random discussion about the origins of each and every marshmallow would be interesting....could write a book, The Origins of Some Infamous Marshmallows.
I dunno, I wouldn't read it.
Today the church I go to had a feast at a park and for some strange reason all the little boys found it fun to dump cups of cold water on me.
Hmmm...my church's VBS is prsently starting this morning....
My body feels like falling really far....mornings aren't for me........
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on June 13, 2011, 01:01:13 PM
Hmmm...my church's VBS is prsently starting this morning....
What curriculum are you guys running? The church I attend is doing one called "Panda Mania."
Haha Tomatoe you're random and hilarious! You remind me of someone I know.
@Matthias:Big Apple Adevnture here.
Quote from: Mariel on June 13, 2011, 03:27:46 PM
Haha Tomatoe you're random and hilarious! You remind me of someone I know.
Oh, why thank you kind person. I get that a lot, believe it or not!
Reminds me of a lot of people that I know...
Man, am I glad some of his books were translated into Dutch!
Literally? you don't know what a smore is?
I'm an AMERICAN but you i'm not so sure.
Of course the smore is an AMERICAN treat.
NOT asian or french or english ( not offending the old country. )
USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Superdreuzel on June 14, 2011, 01:43:23 PM
Man, am I glad some of his books were translated into Dutch!
Why?
Quote from: Mariel on June 14, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
Quote from: Superdreuzel on June 14, 2011, 01:43:23 PM
Man, am I glad some of his books were translated into Dutch!
Why?
I'm Dutch, and without the Dutch translation I would never have found out about Jacques ;)
I'm working on getting a hebrew copy of Redwall, literally being Redvol by Brian Jakes.
Quote from: martins#1fan on June 14, 2011, 05:16:07 PM
Literally? you don't know what a smore is?
I'm an AMERICAN but you i'm not so sure.
Of course the smore is an AMERICAN treat.
NOT asian or french or english ( not offending the old country. )
USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Because a forum centering on a series of books by a
British author is the place for senseless American nationalism. ::)
Hey, hey...let's remember that Redwall can be an awesome series for anyone, of any nationality.
Then how do you type English on this site? :o :o
First of all everyone know American's live off of boxed food, microwaves, and greasy fast food ::). I should know since I'm an american ;D. But we also have pride issues >:(.
As for marshmallows, the world may never know ???.
*sigh* ok too set the marshmallow thing strait,Marshmallow is a plant, and the first marshmallows were made of the plants (thus the name), but now they are made of sugar mostly :D
Quote from: Bananagirl on June 17, 2011, 08:08:19 PM
*sigh* ok too set the marshmallow thing strait,Marshmallow is a plant, and the first marshmallows were made of the plants (thus the name), but now they are made of sugar mostly :D
Thank you for clarifying. :)
On a different note, I recently found some amazing Welsh cheddar cheese at the supermarket; it's fantastic! 8)
heyyy im new here! iv been serching forever for a redwall forum and finnally found it! yay! lol so anyways i can see were haveing livly convo here! :D so anyways nice to meet u all!
Hello. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance and all that. ;)
Your bored already? Well, lets talk about something interesting! My favourite characters are Ranguvar foeseeker and Martha Braebuck!! (hence the name and picture!)
'ello ppls! ima sorta bored atm. oh yeah! i was trying to remember who martha was lolz then u mentioned ur avi and i was like "oh yeah!" lol soooo anyways
wuts up ppls?
Quote from: Trigoma on June 18, 2011, 08:52:20 PM
'ello ppls! ima sorta bored atm. oh yeah! i was trying to remember who martha was lolz then u mentioned ur avi and i was like "oh yeah!" lol soooo anyways
wuts up ppls?
Yeah, Martha is awesome (along with Ranguvar Foeseeker!)
whats up eh? Just enjoying the awesome new website!!
Hows about you?
*is waiting to chat with someone*
:'( I'm a noob
I was gone all day.
I got a soda with my mom after we went to the store. I put it in my cup holder and it made a vibrating sound. It really annoyed me.
At least It wasn't singing Beethoven's 9th like my drinks will do occasionally...
So bored. Maybe I should go bother my little sis. Oh! Yesterday I was annoying my sister so I made up this riddle (totally don't know where I heard it ???)
What is related to everything, yet related to nothing?
I'm a bit late to the party, but I'm a software engineer too! Well, not right now. That was my degree and I worked in an IT company throughout university and afterwards, and then I moved to Japan and became an Assistant Language Teacher. The two things are related.
No, they're not. Not at all. ;D
@Redwall Musician: I am no good at riddles, I can't think of anything!
So, what country do you guys come from? I'm Australian! :)
I'm from the US
I am also Australian, though I live in Japan. Aussie Aussie Aussie!
I'm a proud Canadian! AND I DON'T SAY EH!!!
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 19, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I'm a proud Canadian! AND I DON'T SAY EH!!!
I love Canadians, eh. ;D
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 19, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Lily on June 19, 2011, 03:03:10 PM
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 19, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I'm a proud Canadian! AND I DON'T SAY EH!!!
I love Canadians, eh. ;D
ummm.....errr...thanks? :P
Heh, sorry. No Canadian I've ever met says "eh" as much as people make out they do. Just like Australians don't say "G'day mate" to everyone they meet. ;)
Quote from: Lily on June 19, 2011, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 19, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Lily on June 19, 2011, 03:03:10 PM
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 19, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I'm a proud Canadian! AND I DON'T SAY EH!!!
I love Canadians, eh. ;D
ummm.....errr...thanks? :P
Heh, sorry. No Canadian I've ever met says "eh" as much as people make out they do. Just like Australians don't say "G'day mate" to everyone they meet. ;)
alrighty then.
I'm from the US, as well. :)
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 19, 2011, 01:15:40 AM
I was gone all day.
I got a soda with my mom after we went to the store. I put it in my cup holder and it made a vibrating sound. It really annoyed me.
heh dont sweat it! its fun chatting with ppl! if any1 wants a buddy to talk with im around! lol soooo...idk wut to say...O_O
oops i quoted the wrong post! O_O lol fail oh well tht was for marthas "im a noob" post sooo yeah and i dont have a motify button so i couldent fix it :(
I from the US. "Howdy partners. We're fixin' to go searching for gold in Kansas. Yeeah!"
I went to church and now I'm here posting. I wanted to tell my Redwaller friend at church about the forum. But he wasn't there.
Proud Texan here!
Seriously, I live in the greatest state in the U.S. of A. No joke. Ahem.
Quote from: Osu on June 19, 2011, 10:55:00 PM
Proud Texan here!
Seriously, I live in the greatest state in the U.S. of A. No joke. Ahem.
My dad grew up in Texas. It is too hot there.
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 17, 2011, 08:01:22 PM
First of all everyone know American's live off of boxed food, microwaves, and greasy fast food ::). I should know since I'm an american ;D. But we also have pride issues >:(.
As for marshmallows, the world may never know ???.
I am american and do not eat fast food as much as possible. Of course, the USA doesn't really have a cultural food except for thanksgiving dinner. One meal doesn't make a food culture so we copy other people's. To those that come from a country that has a food culture, good job! Protect it or die the death of greasy food.
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 19, 2011, 11:22:21 PM
My dad grew up in Texas. It is too hot there.
This is true. Only during the summer, though. :D
Fast food counts as part of our food cultural, the concept itself.
I love Dr.Pepper :-*. Best soda ever 8). I also love icecream ;D.
My cat is funny :P. His name is Brock, Lord Brocktree. Yes I named him after the book. I was reading it when I got my cat.
I'm from the U.S. of A.
Technically, I think pizza and hot dogs count as a cultural food.
And tacos are technically from Texas. (Alliteration! Yay!)
Plus five points for alliteration and plus fifty for Texas! :D :D
Mountain Dew is the best soda ever. Period.
Quote from: Storm on June 20, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 17, 2011, 08:01:22 PM
First of all everyone know American's live off of boxed food, microwaves, and greasy fast food ::). I should know since I'm an american ;D. But we also have pride issues >:(.
As for marshmallows, the world may never know ???.
I am american and do not eat fast food as much as possible. Of course, the USA doesn't really have a cultural food except for thanksgiving dinner. One meal doesn't make a food culture so we copy other people's. To those that come from a country that has a food culture, good job! Protect it or die the death of greasy food.
Do barbeques count as a food culture? That is one sterotype that Australians seem to live up to! ;D
I really hate the taste of soft drink! ALL soft drinks except for LOL.
And I feel really sick at the moment. :(
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 20, 2011, 09:07:40 AM
And I feel really sick at the moment. :(
Hope you feel better, soon. :)
Pizza was actually from Italy. B-B-Q is so totally American. Kansas City has THE BEST B-B-Q.
Mount. Dew is so full of sugar. I like it okay. I like all soda except diet and cherry.
Quote from: Osu on June 20, 2011, 01:06:42 AM
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 19, 2011, 11:22:21 PM
My dad grew up in Texas. It is too hot there.
This is true. Only during the summer, though. :D
Not true. I went there last March and it was hot.
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 20, 2011, 08:04:26 PM
Not true. I went there last March and it was hot.
Okaaaay, maybe it's a little warm during spring and autumn, too. 8) We get snow in the winter, though!
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 20, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
Pizza was actually from Italy.
That was bread in the shape of a frisbee
jk
Sick at home in my bed doing this on my iPod touch. It has Internet. I'm so bored at the moment, not from missing out on school, but being stuck in bed all day. :(
Aww, sorry to hear you're sick, Daniel. But think! Now you have all this time to re-read the books... just kidding. Feel better soon!
Quote from: Osu on June 21, 2011, 02:22:33 AM
Aww, sorry to hear you're sick, Daniel. But think! Now you have all this time to re-read the books... just kidding. Feel better soon!
Thanks heaps. I will read Rouge Crew today though...
YESSS! YOU MUST, YOU MUST! It's the most fabulous book ever!
I'm up to the 5th chapter, pretty good so far!
Oh, oh, oh! Then you've seen the ship, right? Even I didn't expect technology like that! Neat.
I made brownies. The came from a box.
Mmm, brownies. I'm going to make banana bread in a minute here...
Stop! You're making my mouth water! I'm listening to Bon Iver. Such an amazing musician.
But, but, but...! Okay. :D Who is Bon Iver? I do believe this is the first time I've heard of them...
He's a pretty amazing guy, but sometimes his lyrics make no sense. I'm now listening to Bohenium Rhapsody by Queen. "Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. <3
Oh yeah, right, your question! Go on you tube and search Perth by Bon Iver. It's amazing.
Hey, Queen! You have choice taste in music, sir! I love Queen. And Def Leppard and David Bowie and Boston and...!
But right now I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack. Good stuff. I'll be sure to look up Perth, now I'm curious. :D
And now, in the spirit of being random: GO MAVS! WOO!
Yoummean the Mavs from NBA? If so, go the Bucks!
Mavs = WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAMPIOOOONNNS MY FREEHEEEEEND! WEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FIIIGHTING 'TIL THE EEEND! Bahaha. Wait, go Bucks? Blasphemy! :D :D :D
Yup, the bucks! Bogut is my favourite because he's Australian. Now it's he Killers Read my Mind.
Bob Dylan Jokerman. I'll stop posting these random things now. ;D
Random? This whole topic is random, sir, what else would one post? ;D
I've heard stuff by the Killers, interesting band.
Quote from: Osu on June 21, 2011, 02:06:21 PM
Random? This whole topic is random, sir, what else would one post?
Well the idea behind this topic is to foster conversation between members in a casual laid back atmosphere. However, if random is what you want, you may want to try a different topic.
Random is good. Said you were making banana bread? I made some once. By made I mean I watched my sister make it, and when she wasn't looking I picked at the batter.
Batter up batter up, here's the pitch and there's the swing...direct hit! The batter is now all over the kitchen! Boy what a mess...
hey guys ;D
I'm confused...there is that moderator called Redwall abbey thingy and they have a whole bunch of stars, and the Matthias person is a global moderator?? I'm very confused right now!! ???
The user "Redwall Abbey" is not a moderator, they're a Administrator and creator of this board. As a result of their group/position, they have the stars they have.
Global Moderators have similar stars, though SMF's way of managing Moderation is a bit different from what I'm used to, I think anyway.
I wonder what the normal people are doing today...
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on June 21, 2011, 06:07:52 PM
The user "Redwall Abbey" is not a moderator, they're a Administrator and creator of this board. As a result of their group/position, they have the stars they have.
Global Moderators have similar stars, though SMF's way of managing Moderation is a bit different from what I'm used to, I think anyway.
hmmm...okay thanks
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 21, 2011, 06:46:10 PM
I wonder what the normal people are doing today...
whats that supposed to mean? We're all normal....???
*gulp* do I post to much? I hope I'm not being bad or annoying...*hides*
You might try modifying your posts instead of double posting. But no, you're not really being annoying I don't think
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on June 21, 2011, 07:25:42 PM
You might try modifying your posts instead of double posting. But no, you're not really being annoying I don't think
thanks..... :-\
(theres just so many cool topics I love to talk in...but there isn't anyone to talk to :()
would anyone like to talk to me? I'm feeling...lonely, I need some friends. *sits down with waffles*
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 07:08:51 PM
*gulp* do I post to much? I hope I'm not being bad or annoying...*hides*
Yeah, you are post a bit...enthusiastically. I love that you want to be involved, but there aren't that many people on here yet. You might try rereading through the entire series if you're bored, in the meantime.
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 07:52:07 PM
would anyone like to talk to me? I'm feeling...lonely, I need some friends. *sits down with waffles*
Don't worry. I'm sure we'll have more members soon. They don't just pop out of nowhere. Just be a little patient. :) ;)
okay then, I'll just disappear for a couple of days then. :-[
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 08:20:30 PM
okay then, I'll just disappear for a couple of days then. :-[
No, no, don't go away! All I'm saying is you might want to scale back your time on the forum a
little bit. Maybe check in only two or three times a day, or make one long visit when everyone is on. But please, don't leave. :(
I like to post. But I do more in the mornings and at night. Today I went to the store, ate chips and nothing.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 21, 2011, 06:46:10 PM
I wonder what the normal people are doing today...
I'm not normal. Any body who is normal isn't normal. So unless I become a freak at texting and dye my hair, I'm not normal.
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 21, 2011, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 08:20:30 PM
okay then, I'll just disappear for a couple of days then. :-[
No, no, don't go away! All I'm saying is you might want to scale back your time on the forum a little bit. Maybe check in only two or three times a day, or make one long visit when everyone is on. But please, don't leave. :(
thats the problem, I get really lonely on here and then when I leave everyone comes on! This happened on another forum I quit because of the same feeling :(
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 21, 2011, 02:30:55 PM
Well the idea behind this topic is to foster conversation between members in a casual laid back atmosphere. However, if random is what you want, you may want to try a different topic.
That was a joke. :)
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 09:48:02 PMthats the problem, I get really lonely on here and then when I leave everyone comes on! This happened on another forum I quit because of the same feeling :(
Oh, are you just concerned because other users aren't logging in and posting at the same time? I wouldn't worry about that, everybody has different schedules, time zones, things to do~ and as others have said, once the forum is bigger and activity picks up, there'll be more people to talk to! :D
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 21, 2011, 09:48:02 PM
thats the problem, I get really lonely on here and then when I leave everyone comes on! This happened on another forum I quit because of the same feeling :(
We're all in different timezones, so it's hard to have real-time conversations. People will reply eventually though, so don't worry!
In other random news: It is
extremely humid here today.
I don't like humidity.
In more random news: I went to school oday, but struggled the whole day. I'm still sick. Now I'm lying in bed with the laptop. :)
And I'm sicker too.
I now have a horrifying sore throat in additon to splitting dizziness.
ummm...*points to signature* Hi :)
What, what are you guys doing getting sick in the summer? That sucks. You should be playing outside, not sleeping off bugs. Get better soon. :(
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 22, 2011, 04:07:59 PM
ummm...*points to signature* Hi :)
Are you a new Martha? :o
Quote from: Osu on June 22, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
What, what are you guys doing getting sick in the summer? That sucks. You should be playing outside, not sleeping off bugs. Get better soon. :(
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 22, 2011, 04:07:59 PM
ummm...*points to signature* Hi :)
Are you a new Martha? :o
I guess....:)
I have an imporant message for everyone.
Weasels!
That is all.
Weasels are awesome! (my character is a weasel)
Weasels are cute, but they eat lots of farm animals which isn't very cute.
Hello everyone! :)
I'm of course new here and I'd love to help out with whatever I can if needed! But anyhow, I just wanted to say Hi to everyone because this forum is pretty sweet!
Redwall forever! ;D
Hello Songbreeze!
Welcome to the forum, feel free to introduce yourself in the Introduction Thread!
Also, if you have any questions, please ask me! I'd be glad to help.
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 22, 2011, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: Osu on June 22, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
What, what are you guys doing getting sick in the summer? That sucks. You should be playing outside, not sleeping off bugs. Get better soon. :(
Quote from: Martha Braebuck on June 22, 2011, 04:07:59 PM
ummm...*points to signature* Hi :)
Are you a new Martha? :o
I guess....:)
Neat! Hi there!
Hello also to Songbreeze!
AGAIN WITH THE WEASELS? :D What about ferrets, they're cute, too! And bunnies! In fact, bunnies are the cutest animal of all. Next to ducklings, of course.
Anyway! What were we talking about, again? Music? XD
I got the email from the Redwall team about the rules, very strict, thats good :)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2011, 07:50:49 PM
I have an imporant message for everyone.
Weasels!
That is all.
You really stick with the whole weasel theme.
*gasp* Redwall Musician, do not question teh weasels!
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on June 23, 2011, 02:09:46 AM
*gasp* Redwall Musician, do not question teh weasels!
I question, it is what I do.
Actually, good point. A person who asks questions will go far in the world. Provided they ever get answered, anyway.
Quote from: Songbreeze on June 23, 2011, 12:39:34 AM
I got the email from the Redwall team about the rules, very strict, thats good :)
The rules are meant to be difficult only for people who want to disrupt the conversation of everyone else. I foresee little trouble with the rules outside of double posting. :)
Nooooo! Not double posting!
Anyway randomness oranges. And cake.
I like cake
The cake is a lie.
Really I say cake and oranges a lot.
Oh. I was making a reference to the video game, Portal.
Is that where that line came from? :o
I like pandas! Just thought about that randomly. And @HeadInAnotherGalaxy
I'm going to call you Weasel Dude. You make me laugh so much!
Yeah, we all like HeadInAnotherGalaxy. And weasels.
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 23, 2011, 02:30:58 AM
The cake is a lie.
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake..."
Portal rocks.
It does. I still need to play the second one...
Quote from: The Lady Shael on June 23, 2011, 04:16:04 AM
It does. I still need to play the second one...
Me too! I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who hasn't played it.
Hey weasel guy, seeing as you love weasels so much, can you answer
Me this question that's been bugging me for my whole life? In the nursery rhyme, why did the weasel go pop? ???
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 23, 2011, 08:18:52 AM
Hey weasel guy, seeing as you love weasels so much, can you answer
Me this question that's been bugging me for my whole life? In the nursery rhyme, why did the weasel go pop? ???
That's a good question. Why DOES the weasel go pop?
Has anyone ever noticed that nursery rhymes never make sense.
Rock a bye baby in a tree top..
Then why are you standing there singing? Go save your baby.
Because toasters hadn't been invented yet.
And I'll pretend to understand that.
And Weasel Dude, I can't stop thinking about weasels!
Weasles, ferrets stoats....whew, there are so many of the little guys and you guys like them???
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 23, 2011, 03:47:56 PM
Has anyone ever noticed that nursery rhymes never make sense.
Rock a bye baby in a tree top..
Then why are you standing there singing? Go save your baby.
That made me laugh so much. ;D
Isn't ring around the rosies meant to be about the black death?
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 24, 2011, 09:08:49 AM
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 23, 2011, 03:47:56 PM
Has anyone ever noticed that nursery rhymes never make sense.
Rock a bye baby in a tree top..
Then why are you standing there singing? Go save your baby.
That made me laugh so much. ;D
Isn't ring around the rosies meant to be about the black death?
As odd as it sounds, I think it does. :o
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 23, 2011, 08:18:52 AM
Hey weasel guy, seeing as you love weasels so much, can you answer
Me this question that's been bugging me for my whole life? In the nursery rhyme, why did the weasel go pop? ???
It depends upon the version that you are refering to. For most versions it is because the Weasel grew bored with it's surroundings and teleported itself out of there to a better place.
The question of where the Weasels got their powers from I am afraid I cannot answer, due to several anonymous threats made at my person. (In other words, if you want the answer to that question, go ask the Head Weasel. Where he is, I have no clue.)
I hate fishes!
I don't really like the taste of fish.
Ohhh I dunno, fish sticks are yummy.... ;)
Fish is good when its mixed really well in rice.... :D
Pizza's good too. I've tried pizza with the entire contents of a salt shaker and a pepper shaker dumped on it. It tasted alright, but then I threw it away after the first bite. This was during an end of season party for my football (or as americans for some reason call it "soccer") team and I at an all-you-can-eat pizza place. We were all pouring salt and pepper on each other's pizzas and loosining the salt and pepper shakers. I think I did it to someone's brownie too!
I don't know where "soccer" came from, but I've always wondered about that. It existed as football first, didn't it? I must look this up...
It's so people don't get confused because there are other sports that can be called football. I call it soccer!
It's called soccer, because we Americans have our own sport called football and we don't want to confuse the two.
I take it Americans invented American football? ;D I guess everybody else has Rugby.
Quote from: Osu on June 26, 2011, 04:11:30 PM
I take it Americans invented American football? ;D I guess everybody else has Rugby.
Pretty much. :D
In Australia we have two types of rugby AND Aussie Rules football, just to confuse everyone. We call American football gridiron.
*Is glad that he lives on Earth instead of in america.*
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 12:42:51 AM
In Australia we have two types of rugby AND Aussie Rules football, just to confuse everyone. We call American football gridiron.
Anyway, Australian Rules football is THE BEST SPORT IN THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say that. But it is! :)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 27, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 12:42:51 AM
In Australia we have two types of rugby AND Aussie Rules football, just to confuse everyone. We call American football gridiron.
Anyway, Australian Rules football is THE BEST SPORT IN THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say that. But it is! :)
Haha, I knew you'd have something to say about that!
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 10:23:27 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 27, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 12:42:51 AM
In Australia we have two types of rugby AND Aussie Rules football, just to confuse everyone. We call American football gridiron.
Anyway, Australian Rules football is THE BEST SPORT IN THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say that. But it is! :)
Haha, I knew you'd have something to say about that!
I couldn't resist. By the way, do you yourself follow footy? If so, who do you go for? (GO WEST COAST! WE BEAT CARLTON! YEAH!)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 27, 2011, 10:26:16 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 10:23:27 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 27, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 27, 2011, 12:42:51 AM
In Australia we have two types of rugby AND Aussie Rules football, just to confuse everyone. We call American football gridiron.
Anyway, Australian Rules football is THE BEST SPORT IN THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say that. But it is! :)
Haha, I knew you'd have something to say about that!
I couldn't resist. By the way, do you yourself follow footy? If so, who do you go for? (GO WEST COAST! WE BEAT CARLTON! YEAH!)
I don't really follow it, but when I do I go for mighty Collingwood! My uncle goes for Carlton, so they're our sworn enemies.
Not a Collingwood supporter! I (as well as many other people) hate Collingwood! I have so many Collingwood jokes, but I won't post them here!
For those of you out of the loop, the Collingwood Magpies are the team you either love or loathe. I loathe them!
You sound like my brother. He loves American football. Sure they're different, but in my eyes they're just sports. Sometimes it get really annoying. Every other word that come out of my brother's mouth is something sports related. Whatever sport season it is, that is what sport he is into. Right now it is baseball. He and all his little friends still play football though.
But I guess that's okay since every other word that comes out of my mouth is Redwall related...
Quote from: Redwall Musician on June 27, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
But I guess that's okay since every other word that comes out of my mouth is Redwall related...
Hahaha, to be sure! Must say, I have the same problem. *chestbump*
I'm sort of interested in football - the American football, that is -- if only because my parents raised me on the Denver Broncos. I will always support this team even when I have no idea what's happening in the games, lol. The Seahawks and Cowboys are good teams, too.
In other news today, scientist from around the world have been at a meeting for the past week now, trying to determine whether a tomato is related to a chicken. They have now determined that they have discovered that tomatoes are not related to chickens, but are actually related to blueberry waffles. Once again, this is the news, where we tell you about things that you dinnae care about, and probably never will.
You don't say? Scientists doing something useful, eh? Good for them, I say!
....I want waffles now. :c
Mmm.... waffles......... Wait, tomatoes related to chickens?
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT CHICKENS HAVE WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse the spontanious outburst.
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Dudes and dudets:
If we can make computers, what can smilies make?
If 22 people ate one pizza, what would the duck eat?
Can potatoes fly in dreams, if we think about nuts?
These questions may never be answered.
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Speaking of IT, have you guys seen the IT crowd? I've seen a bit, it's pretty funny.
0118 999 881 999 119 725.............3. ;D
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 29, 2011, 09:41:30 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Speaking of IT, have you guys seen the IT crowd? I've seen a bit, it's pretty funny.
0118 999 881 999 119 725.............3. ;D
That show is great! It slowed down in the later seasons, but it's still comedy gold, especially for nerds like me. I like the answering machine in the first episode.
Also the guy's letter.
Dear sir/madam.
Fire! Fire!
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Here ya go! (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/HP+-+Pavilion+Laptop+/+AMD+A-Series+Processor+/+15.6%22+Display+/+6GB+Memory+/+640GB+Hard+Drive+-+Dark+Umber/2738329.p?id=1218348120631&skuId=2738329)
Gravy is not a veggie, it's a fruit.
Got that from a tv show. Ahh, those days when good cartoons came on.
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 30, 2011, 02:50:17 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Here ya go! (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/HP+-+Pavilion+Laptop+/+AMD+A-Series+Processor+/+15.6%22+Display+/+6GB+Memory+/+640GB+Hard+Drive+-+Dark+Umber/2738329.p?id=1218348120631&skuId=2738329)
*drools* Now I want that one. I can't believe how much laptop specs have changed since I looked at them last. Are you going to expand the RAM?
I've had a pretty rubbish day at school today. We were meant to have our sports day, which for me meant playing Aussie Rules against other schools, possibly as captain, but it got cancelled. Because 0f "lightning". THERE WAS NO LIGHTNING!!!
Quote from: Lily on June 30, 2011, 08:33:19 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 30, 2011, 02:50:17 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Here ya go! (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/HP+-+Pavilion+Laptop+/+AMD+A-Series+Processor+/+15.6%22+Display+/+6GB+Memory+/+640GB+Hard+Drive+-+Dark+Umber/2738329.p?id=1218348120631&skuId=2738329)
*drools* Now I want that one. I can't believe how much laptop specs have changed since I looked at them last. Are you going to expand the RAM?
Probably not. I chose this model because it has 6GB of RAM instead of the standard 4GB. I figure it justifies itself.
Can someone tell me if chickens can swim? For some odd reason that's one my mind at the moment.
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 30, 2011, 01:44:37 PM
Quote from: Lily on June 30, 2011, 08:33:19 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 30, 2011, 02:50:17 AM
Quote from: Lily on June 29, 2011, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 28, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
I'm thinking about getting a new laptop. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link the specs page.
I am interested, I still have some IT nerd in me. ;D
Here ya go! (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/HP+-+Pavilion+Laptop+/+AMD+A-Series+Processor+/+15.6%22+Display+/+6GB+Memory+/+640GB+Hard+Drive+-+Dark+Umber/2738329.p?id=1218348120631&skuId=2738329)
*drools* Now I want that one. I can't believe how much laptop specs have changed since I looked at them last. Are you going to expand the RAM?
Probably not. I chose this model because it has 6GB of RAM instead of the standard 4GB. I figure it justifies itself.
Fair enough. I was going to ask what you were going to do with 16GB of RAM if you did choose to get more. That's a lot of RAM!
I have no classes to teach today. I think I will raid the library and read some kids books. It's called "studying".
Daniel: It's sad that you didn't get to play footy. Will the games get postponed, or just cancelled?
@Lily that's the worst part of it, it won't be rescheduled, it's just cancelled and that's it.
@Lily: Didn't get the laptop yesterday; it was out of stock. Was able to order it, though. :)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 01, 2011, 10:26:41 AM
@Lily that's the worst part of it, it won't be rescheduled, it's just cancelled and that's it.
That's a shame. :(
Quote from: Matthias720 on July 01, 2011, 01:35:52 PM
@Lily: Didn't get the laptop yesterday; it was out of stock. Was able to order it, though. :)
Nice!
In other random news: I just got a new TV. It even has a bulingual button so I can watch the news in English!
I love weekends... Slept in till 10:00am. I had a Redwall dream!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 02, 2011, 04:44:15 AM
I love weekends... Slept in till 10:00am. I had a Redwall dream!
HAHA! I SLEPT IN 'TIL
11:00am! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 02, 2011, 04:53:30 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 02, 2011, 04:44:15 AM
I love weekends... Slept in till 10:00am. I had a Redwall dream!
HAHA! I SLEPT IN 'TIL 11:00am! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH YEAH? I spelt in 'till... 8am today. Yeeeeeeeeeah.
What was the dream about, Daniel? I never remember my dreams.
If monosyllable means one syllable, why is it five?
Such great pondering questions...
I like waffles.
Quote from: Lily on July 03, 2011, 12:56:16 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 02, 2011, 04:53:30 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 02, 2011, 04:44:15 AM
I love weekends... Slept in till 10:00am. I had a Redwall dream!
HAHA! I SLEPT IN 'TIL 11:00am! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH YEAH? I spelt in 'till... 8am today. Yeeeeeeeeeah.
What was the dream about, Daniel? I never remember my dreams.
Can't remember anymore, sorry! I can remember waking up really happy though!
Last day of school until the holidays is this Friday for me. Can't wait!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 06, 2011, 05:50:02 AM
Last day of school until the holidays is this Friday for me. Can't wait!
Awww, I still have to go to school in the holidays.
Weasels!
Otters!
Cake! Pie! Oranges!
Otters!!!
Otters are awesome. So are badgers.
Who likes otters?
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr6j1xmKx1qcg6wqo1_500.jpg)
Good picture
Ahaha, I lol'd. XD
That reminds me of a few Redwallers. xD
That picture reminds me a bit of Folgrim.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on July 07, 2011, 11:41:54 AM
Otters!!!
Otters are awesome. So are badgers.
Who likes otters?
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!! WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think HeadInAnotherGalaxy likes weasels.
Just a thought.
Too Right!
Oh, and one more thing:
Weasels!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 08, 2011, 01:47:30 AM
Too Right!
Oh, and one more thing:
Weasels!
*nod* Yes, this is as it should be. I would be distinctly unnerved if HeadInAnotherGalaxy stopped liking weasels.
Why is it that the sides of the paper have so much room to doodle? It is like as if it were meant to be colored on.
Waffles
Waffles are better than pancakes.
Pikelets are better then pancakes, but waffles are better then pikelets.
Anyway, I'm on holidays now! :) :) :)
Oink. Oink. Piglet.
Piglet is in Winnie-the-Pooh.
Weasels!
Bunnies. O_O
Thomas Jefferson
...
Tomorrow is confusing
I was thinking about dwarfs that live in trees. They saved a princess.
Dolphins
Death Defying Beaver!You found something!!!
🗝️ (Brian Jacques' Other Works)
PM the key to Captain Tammo and DanielofRedwall to officially unlock Other Works for the rest of the forum.
Key number three takes some reading. Somewhere on the newly-unlocked board is the answer you're looking for. You just have to look hard enough... Okay, I suppose I can provide a hint: the topic has more than 30 replies. But keep your eyes about you and you may find some help along the way from some old posts...
Bought that laptop I was looking at; it's sweet! 8)
Ack! Da beavers are coming!
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 12, 2011, 03:26:16 PM
Ack! Da beavers are coming!
EVEN WORSE, THEY'RE
DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS! EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!!! *trips over a Death Defying Beaver and falls down*
No!! My stove has been attacked! I need that stove, I'm going to make grilled cheese sandwiches with strange variants of semi-practicality to show-up a bunch of crazy people that Chico, Califronia is cool. I don't want aprons though.
EEK! NOW THEY HAVE CHAINSAWS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chainsaws? How does a beaver hold a chainsaw? Couldn't they have a more dangerous sounding weapon? Chainsaws have been used before. *dodges a flying beaver holding a chainsaw*.
Luckily I have a flying-beaver-holding-a-chainsaw-proof room. ;D
I'm not sure, Matthias, they might get in. They're death defying! Now I must save my stove
AAAAAAH! NOW THEY HAVE BOTTLE ROCKETS!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Quick, to Chico, California! We'll be in just the same danger there, but I still need to go there, for my stove's sake
Your lucky. The beavers at my house have sparkler bombs! And they can open doors! Runnnn! While we still have are heads!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *looks at the beaver dancing the polka* How did they know that the polka is annoying??????????
OH NOES!!! ToR iz in mah posts! :o
The beavers can read minds!!!! And can edit our post to brain wash everyone in Australia!!!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Why are we talking about crazy beavers?)
Ahhh!!! The beavers are destroying out minds! Find cover!! Run, a beaver just took out my stove! And they have grilled cheese sandwiches now!
(I dunno)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the sandwiches! Any thing but that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes to sword fight with the beavers*
(It is interesting, lol!)
And the beavers have gotten aprons!!!
NO! NOT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!
AAAAAAAAA!!!! The beavers have made more grilled cheese sandwiches, and have modified them into nuclear warheads and have shot them with large glittery devices into chainsaws and are potentially to all extents that we can monitor aiming them at stoves stationed around the globe!!! WE'RE GONNA GET ATTACKED!!!!
EEEK! AND NOW THEY'VE STARTED SHOOTING POTATOES AT US WITH POTATO GUNS! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!! NOT POTATOES!! Oh, the poor stoves are being unlit!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Poisen Ivy all down my arms & spreading fast.
Itchy, itchy, itchy
YEEEEE! They're chasing MEEEEEEEEEE... :o
(Who started this anyway?)
Shhh!!! I'm hiding.
Okay I found there weakness is egg-roles. Wait they have flame throwers destroying all the egg roles. HELP!!!!! We are all running for our live!!!!!!!
AHHHHH!! My egg-roles! Poor stoves, they can't cook them anymore! Wait a minute, the stoves are destroyed. Forget that. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, THERE'S BEAVERS COMING!!
Lucky there are no beavers in Australia. Wait.. what's that.. in my swimming pool!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE BEAVEZRS HAVE WASABI!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
OH NO! NOW THEY HAVE BULLDOZERS! WITH FLYING CAPABILITIES! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave you guys alone for a few days and look what happens? You're all nuts.
Wait...
Waaaait...
OH NO THE BEAVERS ARE OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT WITH THE BULLDOZERS! QUICK, TO THE OTTER-MOBILE!
BULLDOZERS CAN OUTFLY STOVES!!!! WE'RE DOOMED! RUNNNN!!!!
CALL THE POLICE!!!!! THEY'RE DESTROYING MY PRECIOUS EGG ROLLS! I WAS HUNGRY!
Ok, now I'm not--AAAAAAAAH!
Owww, wasabi...KACHOOO! *cough*
(I remember when I had a wasabi pea. It was at a picnic with all our friends. I grabbed for my water bottle, and everyone laughed at me.)
YEEEEEEK! RUUUUNN! MY HOUSE IS FALLING DOWN!!!!!!
*CRASH*
Wasabi?? What does that taste li-----!!!!!! Wait it is hot!!!! Very very hot! Evil crazy beavers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the egg-roles!!! Any thing but that!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bulldozers are destroying my precious cat!!!!! Wait! False alarm. It was just my---- My video games!!! How could they??Aaaaaaaaaaa!! *runs to basement to avoid bulldozers*
No!!!!!!!! FLAMETHROWERS DESTROYED MY EGG-ROLLS AND TELEKINETIC FISH!! Ahhhh!!!! Bulldozers are destroying my printers!
NOOOOOOO! NOW THEIR WEILDING LIGHTSABRES! WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!
No - HEAD FOR HOLT SUMMERDELL!
I called 911. But no one answered. I think the beavers got to them! Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *runs to find help* Help! Anyone! The beavers are taking over the world with wasabi!!!!
OH NO! GANDALF JUST TRYED TO STOP THEM [You shall not pass!] AND DIED, AND NOW THEY'VE GOT FRODO AND SAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...Okay, that just bridged the line between insanity and absolute mayhem. xD
And that's bad because....?
Bad? Baaadddd? Who said anything about that being bad?
TEH BEAVERS HAVE GOTTEN FLYING EGG-ROLL BAGELS!! Or is it baygulls? Oh well, not of concern. Ahhhhhhhhh!!! A beaver just nearly hit me with a grilled cheese sandwich!!!
DUCK AND COVER!!!
Bob an' wave, old lad, there's the trick! Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
A beaver has me in a headlock!!!
A beaver stole my hot chocolate! COME BACK WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HE SPILLLLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEELLLP! THEY'RE DESTROYING MY SCHOOLWORK! MUM IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!
(She's better just be glad that I'm alive!)
HEEEYYY. LEAVE MY LAPTOP ALONE! Oi, that was my USB you just threw out the window!
*Matthias720 hides in an underground bunker with his laptop and 5 years worth of astronaut food*
Those beavers will never find me here. Hehehehe.
Quote from: Matthias720 on July 14, 2011, 02:36:28 PM
*Matthias720 hides in an underground bunker with his laptop and 5 years worth of astronaut food*
Those beavers will never find me here. Hehehehe.
Where else in the world can you say something like this and not get sent off to a mental hospital...
Fjddtkdifjejrdiidjffb
Sorry those were the beavers. They stole me iPod and typed random things in this post. Maybe it's a code message to the king beaver to start the human brainwashing process...
It says:
I love ham. Get me some egg-rolls. I need to cook.
I'll be there for christmas.
Your loving son,
I need another flying bulldozer.
I didn't know you spoke death-defying beaver, ToR.
It's a new pursuit, I learned over there behind that tree.
Wai...
Ahhh!!!!!!
DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS HAVE TAKEN OUT THE TREES!!!!! RUN FOR COVER OR WE'RE NEXT!!!!
It's a good think I don't have trees around here. Wait where did that tree come from? *roof crashes on bed* Man! I was going to sit and read there.
ToR: I so totally just finished my Rosetta Stone classes on death defying beaver language. I figured I should learn to speak with the so the wouldn't brain wash me. Wait! Is that my oranges! How did they find them! *goes to save oranges*
Hmm... I need an avatar, but can't decide what I want it to be. An otter of some sort, perhaps.
Oh no, they've brainwashed all of the celery and now tis attacking us! BACK! BACK I SAY! I HAVE A TOMATO AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO- OH NO! THE CELERY ATE THE TOMATO! THE CELERIES ARE CANIBALS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*says quietly* I think we all need to calm down and whisper, because I just got my crying oranges to sleep. The beavers ate most of them, but I saved a few.
Is that a sparkler bomb! Help! I knew this was coming! Run! Run for your life!
This beaver problem has gone too far! I'm taking it straight to the top!
*grabs phone and presses in numbers*
Hello, is this the President of the United States? I need to speak to you, URGENTLY!!!
*Beaver noises at the other end*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Throws phone out the window and hides under bed*
Wait, that means they have nuclear weapons they can fire at any moment... THINK OF ALL THE STOVES AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICHES THEY'LL DESTROY!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE STOVES!!! *sob* Tell me it ain't true. Wait, I have an idea. Get to Chico, it's illegal to detonate nuclear warheads there under threat of $500!
OH NO! NOW THEIR MESSING ABOUT WITH THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN MAGIC SPELLS! OH NO!!! THEY'RE STARTING TO CREATE A PORTAL TO THE "THE MOST RANDOMEST THREAD EVER THREAD!" WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!!! Someone else can go first. *hides under covers with a flashlight and the book "How to stop Death Defying Beavers from killing you for dummies.*
I can't help, look what they did to me!
*Holds up hand stuck in a toaster*
I can't make toast now!
And that toaster won't be able to talk.
Lucky! They ate all my small kitchen appliances.
*goes to find a microwave*
It's a good thing I keep a microwave under my bed. Wait! It got destroyed when a tree fell on my bed! NOOOOOO!
OH NO! THEY'VE OPENED THE PORTAL! NOW THEY'RE GOING TO THE REST OF THE THREADS!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOO-GAK! They're gagging me with caramel!!!
GGLALAAGGGAKKKKGGHH!!!
phttoooh! I'll never eat caramel again!
Weasel dude! Are the beavers working for the weasels??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ummm....guys...ya see, the beavers sorta brainwashed me...I can't read their language anymore.
*sees death defying beaver coming with large trees in each hand*
NOW THEY'RE SUPER STRONG TOO!!
Quote from: Redwall Musician on July 15, 2011, 01:30:32 PM
Weasel dude! Are the beavers working for the weasels??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I DINNAE KEN! MAYB- OH NO! THEY'RE AT MY DOOR!!!! BACK! BACK! ALL O' YE! I HAVE A FLY SWATTER AN' I KEN HOW TO- AAAAAAAAAAH! THE CELERY ATE MY FLY SWATTER AND ARE INVADING MY ROOM!!!!!!!!! GOTTA RUN!!!!! *jumps out of window onto the ground and runs off*
This is getting dangerous. I was running away from the beavers, and hit my head. But now I've got some of my memory back. Hurray!
*beavers come up, carrying baseball bats*
NOOOOOOO! Not baseball bats!. ANYTHING BUT BASEBALL BATS! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs all the way to her refrigerator*
At least I can hide here
*somehow fits into frig*
No, back off beavers, you ca't have my blender, I need that to make smoothies. BACK OFF!!! *Beaver steals blender* NOOOOOOO!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 16, 2011, 05:33:05 AM
No, back off beavers, you ca't have my blender, I need that to make smoothies. BACK OFF!!! *Beaver steals blender* NOOOOOOO!
I like smoothies. YUMMY! Aaaaaa! The beavers are taking my Redwall book! That belongs to the library! Here take this boring language book instead! *hands beavers book, the beavers throw it at her* Ouch! That hurt! EVIL BEAVERS!
RUN. THE FLYING BULLDOZERS ARE BACK!
DA BEAVERS HAVE TAKEN CHICO!!!! The $500 fine is out, people, run for cover!!!
This thread is AWESOME! Now I can keep up with all the moves my wonderful beavers are making! LONG LIVE THE BEAVERS!!!!! Well, of course they'll live long...I mean, they are death defying.....oh whatever! - Beaver ally
I'm posting this from a computer in an abandoned building. The beavers havenae found me yet. Gotta get- OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FOUND ME! AAAAAAAAH! Goodbye again. *jumps out of window again, runs off to a phone booth* "Mum, I think I'm going to be a wee bit late getting home today..."
OOOH NOOO! They're going to rob the BANK! We need to do something.
*beaver throws a baseball bat at me* YAAA?! What are you doing with my laptop?
NOOOO! They're emailing VIRUSES to every computer in the world! NOW I CAN'T POS--
---------------------- *BLACKS OUT*
i found a way to get rid of the beavers shhhhhhhhh there close all u need to do is get chocolet aggh there right behind me gotta run to the safe house ttyl
AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh.......The beavers just came to my door. Wait, they don't know I'm here. OH, they're coming after me! Oh no... Wait, you can't have that!!!!!!! AAAAhhhh.. *jumps out window* *comes back in after beavers leave* They took everything!!! I can't even make cookies! :'( The stoves not working. AAAhhh they're coming back.........
NOOOOO! THEY'RE EATING ALL MY STRAWBERRY JAM!!!
I just learned beaver, like I said. They're saying, 'Import that strawberry jam to headquarters immediately, and begin converting it into fuel for our flying bulldozers.
OH, NO, WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I think the beavers are slowing down! Hurray! Wait! What is that! It a giant flying bulldozer with brain washing equipment attached! *jumps into her flying bulldozer*
By the way, if your looking for a good deal on bulldozers, google it to see if there is a dealer near you. Lots of places are having a Beavers Are Taking Over the World sale! I got mine at 1/2 off!
*beaver pull out baseball bats*
AAAAAAAAAAAAA! *runs to the under ground beaver shelter*
1/2? I can't even afford that.
...That's why thievery was invented.
*steals flying bulldozer*
AAAAHHH!! DEATH-DEFYING BEAVERS ARE CHASING ME WITH BATS AND EGG ROLLSS!!! Help!
*dodges wifflebat bat*
Wai...wiffleball bat? I thought they used baseball bats...
The beavers told me this:
Gjdhgsjgfdsugdsjgksddsg!!
Which means:
We have captured the space shuttle. Soon all the bread in the world will be brain washed too! (Here in the message there is evil laughter)
I'm still hiding in this abandoned building. I overheard a small conversation between two beavers:
Beaver 1: Jlklfkdkllklkfklklfdkl?
Beaver 2: Tkjjikgdfg.
Beaver3 that's standing behind me with a baseball bat: Ykjgfjkgkjfkgfkj!
Beavers 1 and 2: Jjkgfkjdfgkjdfdj!
*gets hit over the head with three baseball bats and is dragged off to the secret beaver base*
I HAVE TO WARN PEOPLE! WAAAAIIIT! THEY'RE BRAINWASHING ALL MY BOOKS!
AAAAH! THE BEAVERS DROPPED A TREE ON MY HEAD!!
*wakes up strapped to a table in a dimly lit room as a beaver approaches with an unknown machine* "Hey what are ye doing with that- AAAAAAH!!!!!! THIER TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick, say 'ggdyusdshgsghjhh'!
*beaver at Redwall Musician computer*
hjfgljkdfbghfguihsfdghsfuibhdfhbglsdfhg.
*Redwall Musician kick beaver off*
Sorry, the beaver was trying to update his face-book. He already has 213 friends! Everyone want to please the beavers, less they destroy their town.
*beaver kicks Musician off computer*
hsfsghswasdfhgiauergphapg
*Musician gets back on*
Why does he want Australia so bad? The message says:
In a short while, the bombs will destroy all the cities in Australia. The baseball bats came in last week. Thanks again leader!
'ggdyusd-AAAAAAAAAAH!" *Cannae say 'ggdyusdshgsghjhh'! in time and gets brainwashed*
*sniff* THEY'VE GOTTEN HEADINANOTHERGALAXY!!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!! :( NO MORE WEASELS!!!
Oi, beavers, quick trying to take over Australia!
*hears whistley gibberish-spoken noises*
What's that?
To the Weasel Dude: Welcome to our ranks! Don't worry, the brainwashing process is totally painless ::)
To secret beaver spies: Will soon be sending the Ducktape and Bottle rockets. Make sure you brainwash all the apples, they will be valuable allies.
FDGHKDKLHGLDLG!!!!!!!!!
- Beaver ally
*Wakes up laying in the middle of the street*
Ugh, what happpened? Oh well! *walks off, whistling the beaver national anthem*
Ack! Beaver Supporter!
*gets attacked by death-defying beavers that had been attacking my computer*
NO!! I thought I left those lot!
Oh well, poor HeadInAnotherGalaxy...
*dodges sledgehammer*
DA BEAVERS HAVE SLEDGEHAMMERS!!
i'm a compulsive liar
If that were true, then your statement would be false because you were lying about it, which means you were not a liar and thus the statement was true, which would mean that the statement is false because...
Dinnae ye just love paradoxes? And Beavers? I think I remember something about Weasels being great too but I cannae re- *eyes suddenly go wide as he suddenly gets over the brainwashing* Weasels have saved me! Hurray! HURRAY!
LONG LIVE THE
WEASELS!
Hail the
Head Weasel!
Also,
One friend is a lot different than no friends. One friend is plenty.
-Frosty The Snowman
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 24, 2011, 01:01:37 AM
If that were true, then your statement would be false because you were lying about it, which means you were not a liar and thus the statement was true, which would mean that the statement is false because...
whoa i'm not a compulsive liar or was that a lie this leiing could get out of control no that was a lie its in controllor or was that a lie
Here's another paradox to get your head around! Enjoy being confused to death:
The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.
And on the beavers: they've brainwashed the breakfast cereals! Now I'll have to survive on thenmuch more appetizing bacon. *looks in freezer* They've brainwashed bacon as well! And with my hand I this toaster, WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT?!
I remember that paradox from when I looked up paradoxes on the internet!
"Is the answer to this question no?"
Snakes are scary, weasels are wacky, ferrets are fraudulent, cats are crazy, stoats are stinky, foxes are fibbers, rats are raging, mice are musing, badgers are boring, hares are hiding, frogs are frowning, squirrels are scaling, moles are moaning, voles are voracious, and pike are proud.
You forgot tortoises.
FAIL.
Jk! Did you come up with that?
Yes. I did. And only one tortoise ever appears in the books, so I did not bother mentioning 'im.
Tis nay the tortoise's fault he only appears once! Poor neglected tortoises! :'( :'( :'(
And a beaver.
To the Brain Washing Beavers:
What were you thinking! You brain washed Weasel Dude before we made that alliance with the Weasels! Now that you've attacked one of there own, we'll never be able to get the to sign that treaty! Do you realize they just declared war on Beavers everywhere?! Thanks a lot! I ought to report you the Head Beaver!
~Beaver Ally
*sillionz upon sillionz o' Weasel battlecruizerz zuddenly appear in zpace around earth, an' then a loud voize boomz out from one o' them*
BEAVERS OF EARTH! YOU CAN UNDERSTAND US BECAUSE WE CAN SPEAK YOUR REPULSIVE EARTHLING LANGUAGE. DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD SUCCEED IN ATTACKING US? FURTHERMORE, WE SHALL NOW USE OUR RAYS TO TAKE OUT YOUR ABILITIES TO DEFY DEATH. WE WILL OF COURSE LEAVE A FEW OF YOU WITH IT, BUT ONLY 100. WE HOPE TO DO BUISNESS WITH YOU AGAIN SOMETIME, WHEN YOU'VE FINALLY REALIZED THAT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US. COMMANDER? YES SIR? TELL ALL SHIPS TO OPEN FIRE AT MY SIGNAL. YES SIR! *undezipherable Weasel language* ALL SHIPS READY, SIR! GOOD. THREE. TWO. ONE. OPEN FIRE!
*aw o' the zhipz sap earth with their lazerbeamz, bathin' it in a blindingly pale green light, an' aw o' the beaverz except fer a hundred o' them loze their death defyin' abilitiez*
IT IS DONE. END THE ATTACK. YES SIR! *undezipherable Weasel language, followed by aw o' the zhipz ztoppin' their attack*
COMMANDER? YES SIR? WE'RE DONE HERE. GET US OUT OF HERE. YES SIR! *the zpeaker cutz aff*
*az quickly az they came aw o' the zhipz zuddenly dizappear*
We've been saved of the beavers! THANK YOU WEASELS! By the way, the 100 beavers with death defying powers or whatever, where are they? Are they in Australia?
Nae clue! But who carez? WEASELS ZAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!
Grrr......BEAVERS!!!! I told you not to make an enemy out of the weasels!!! Those 100 of you left had better stock up on weasel repelant! Good thing the weasels don't know where our secret base is!
Go Weasels!!!
But poor stoves, such braw warriors they was.
Aye, Vulk elm nahdah'n, ztovez.
Alright, Beavers! I bought all the weasel repelant I could find and am now sending it to the secret base. Spray some of it on now and then hide the rest you know where for when we have raised enough mutant apples to continue our world domination.
Don't fail me again!
~Beaver Ally
YAY FOR WEASELS!
*goes to the store to get some weasel repellent, then sprays it all around her forest.* "Heeheehee" Nightfire giggles.
Weasels zittin' in their heavily armed and completely protected space cruizerz laugh uproariouzly at Lady Amber'z foolizh and uzelezz attempt to keep them away.
Nightfire takes control of the Sun Crusher and make the stars go supernova. Galaxy and his weales are caught in the blast. She mockingly wipes a false tear from her eye, sniggering.
Tales of Stoves: The Fifth Orb
Great Stovejumper Kellmore noticed that his galactic ship was falling apart. The atomic pressure generated from the pulse rays was causing malfucntions, and already 45.7367% of his crew of stoves had disappeared into numerous time voids. Kellmore was the uncommanding commander of the Eighth Regiment Fleet and Non-Command Ship of it. He was a fighter.
As he watched out at the stars, he realized his ship had drifted towards Earth. So, he hit the travel button, and his ship began flying haphazardly away.
"Wait a minute," he said. "Why did you write "haphazardly?!??!?!?"
Umm, because, the ship was flying away liek that.
"Yes, but it's MY ship! I don't want to doing anything haphazardly."
Umm...Kellmore, your ship is falling apart.
"So? Then get it a doctor, the thing's nerves are bound to be off edge with you making haphazardly flying it around in our story!"
But I'm the writer!
"Yeah. and I'm the Great Stovejumper."
Yes, but I made you the great stovejumper. I'm the author here. Which begs the question, why am I even arguing with you? You're not even anyone but me...
"Exactly. You're the one falling apart, not my ship. So stop haphazardly flying it around."
Kellmore, you're crossing the lines of reality, or something like that.
"Then end the story!!!! What's the point of it if my ship is haphazardly flying around and falling apart??!??!"
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 28, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Nightfire takes control of the Sun Crusher and make the stars go supernova. Galaxy and his weales are caught in the blast. She mockingly wipes a false tear from her eye, sniggering.
But zuddenly right when zhe'z aboat tae dae tha', George Lucas zuez her fer copyright infringement an' the zun cruzher zuddenly dizzpearz due tae a wave o' debt.
Life is spelled with one l, one i, one f, and one e
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 29, 2011, 04:23:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 28, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Nightfire takes control of the Sun Crusher and make the stars go supernova. Galaxy and his weales are caught in the blast. She mockingly wipes a false tear from her eye, sniggering.
But zuddenly right when zhe'z aboat tae dae tha', George Lucas zuez her fer copyright infringement an' the zun cruzher zuddenly dizzpearz due tae a wave o' debt.
Nightfire waves a piece of paper in his face. It soon proves to be a Proof of Ownership document for the Sun Crusher. Apparently, George Lucas had gotten irritated with the thing, so he had decided to sell it, unbeknownst to the weasel. She blasts him point-blank range with it, giggling wickedly.
But before thiz can happen the engine malfunctionz an' the zuncruzher blowz up, blowin' her intae a black hole, which pullz her through tae an alternate dimenzion filled with talking mimez.
Nice story, TOR! :D
Thank you kindly.
If you're interested, I'm counting down in numbers of orbs for them. Why? I have no clue, I'll figure that bit out later.
Tales of Stoves: The Fourth Orb
First off, it had long been believed that Kenman the Great Stove of the Fourth Orb that been the first to note that all stoves seemed to have fancy titles, and possessed a good deal of uncommanding power, and this is a good point as to the nature of all these stoves in these tales. It is also worth noting that he also noted that the command to stop commanding couldn't be a command on the matter, as it would nullify itself.
Seeing this as a paradox, he referred to the Great Champion Stove of the Sixth Galactic Alignment Fleet and consulted him on paradoxes in time, due to his massive boredom. The Great Champion told him that he should use a particle decimator and pulse ray gun to fix any. Kenman attempted to use the two devices at the same time, and aimed it at the History the uncommanding former commanding rule had been issued in. He couldn't activate either of them, due to their proximity lockdowns, so he gave up.
Later, Kenman the Great Stove of the Fourth Orb targeted the High Stove Parliament of the Six-thousandth fifth galactic empire with high treason. Once the trial began, Kenman was found guilty of trying to find the parliament stoves guilty of doing something against him. Seeing this as another paradox, Kenman's closest assistant took up the two forgotten devices, they had been forgotten by some since earlier, and charged them.
The outlet this assistance used however had been broken by a random discharge of particles that had been created during an anti-matter test some time before this. So, he just fired them anyway at the location of the aforementioned trial. He mistyped, somehow even typing since he was a stove, a few coordinates, and instead fired both devices off at each other, destroying the Fourth Orb that Kenman held uncommanding sway over.
Problem was, that took out the history, both devices, and drove the nearby stove inhabitants to such lengths of misery that they went and purposefully forgot anything to do with the devices, including the trial and Kenman.
Thus it happened that the parliament disbanded and left for another galaxy, now thoroughly convinced they had made a mistake in charging Kenman with accusing them, via his own law they had told him to issue, outside of any commanding nature. And thus it was also decided that commands were thoroughly bad business indeed, but that uncommands were worse.
So, the stove civilization went through another dramatic change, embracing once again the giving of commands, though with the parliament of this particular empire gone, no one passed the command, so it remains to this day a confusing paradox of multiple decisions, even though no one tries to remember the whole incident.
Take a moment to say this word.
Vikarualamushickriena (Pronouned: Vi-kar-roo-ah-lah-moosh-ih-cray-nah)
While saying this, think deeply about what this word means to you. Think deeply about your family, your beliefs, your likes, your dislikes, what you've worked hard for, what you haven't worked that much for, your strengths, your weaknesses, etc...
Don't take a cynical attitude towards it, or think Oh my, what a silly word! Just think deeply about it and you will know its meaning.
(Aye, thiz iz another word fraem the language tha' ah created. Itz meanin' dependz upon the one who hearz it.)
Of interesting note, the spelling of Ondataouaouat has seven vowels in a row.
And there's always Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a hill, in New Zealand.
Awfully long name for just a hill, but Treebeard argued hills which have stood for a long time should have long names...
In Switzerland, I think, there's a place called... wait for it... Y.
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 30, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Of interesting note, the spelling of Ondataouaouat has seven vowels in a row.
And there's always Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a hill, in New Zealand.
Awfully long name for just a hill, but Treebeard argued hills which have stood for a long time should have long names...
I've been there! It's in the middle of nowhere. We got lost on our way back to the highway and had to ask a local farmer for directions.
Quote from: Lily on August 01, 2011, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 30, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Of interesting note, the spelling of Ondataouaouat has seven vowels in a row.
And there's always Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a hill, in New Zealand.
Awfully long name for just a hill, but Treebeard argued hills which have stood for a long time should have long names...
I've been there! It's in the middle of nowhere. We got lost on our way back to the highway and had to ask a local farmer for directions.
Ha, that's awesome! Does anyone know of the longest word in the English language? I think it's a chemical or something, but I'm not sure.
*Dons nerdy specs*
It's apparently a protein, but there's a lot of debate as to whether technical/scientific words count as being the longest word. The longest non-technical word is...
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
*Takes off nerdy specs*
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!!!
Quote from: Nightfire on August 01, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!!!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
Quote from: Icefire on August 03, 2011, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on August 01, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!!!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious!
Quote from: Lily on August 03, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: Icefire on August 03, 2011, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on August 01, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!!!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious!
Weasels!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 03, 2011, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Lily on August 03, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: Icefire on August 03, 2011, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on August 01, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!!!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious!
Weasels!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius! :D
And somehow I don't think 'weasels' fit into the song. . . .
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down! The medicine go down. . . .
The folowwing is sung in a soothing, lullaby-like voice.:
"Stay awake, stay awake,
Don't let those little eyes close.
Stay awake, stay awake,
Even though your pillow looks soft and white.
Stay awake, stay awake,
Don't go upstairs or you'll be tempted to sleep.
Stay awake, stay awake,
Stay awake to watch the stars."
Az ah zaid before,
Weasels!
Foxes!
WEASELS!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEASELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa. I don't think I can compete with that. O.K., weasels. [Whispers] Foxes.
Weasels win again. Az uzual...
O.K., how usual?
Az uzual = Before ye even dezide tae try tae compete over zomethin', Weasels have already won. Ye may think tha' ye've won, but they have already won. Even if ye arenae goin' tae compete in zomethin', Weasels ztill win.
In other wordz no matter wot ye dae, Weasels will ALWAYZ win.
Weasels!
I'm not arguing with that. It made all too much sense for my liking
It looks like weasels win then!
Do weasels like oranges? Because I like to say the word orange. Did the death defying beavers work for the weasels? Are panda bears cute? Cause I like panda bears. Have the weasels read Winnie-the-Pooh? Cause I like Pooh bear.
I shall now answer all of your questions. 1. No. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. 4. No. If they had, they may have learned something important from it. ;D
I shall now solve your argument. Klitch was the best weasel, Slagar the Cruel was the best fox. The one with the longest name wins the species war. ;D I like foxes.
Fine, be that way.
Are you guys still talking about weasles? Whoohahahahooh!!
"Yayalahooooooooo!!!" A bloodwrath-y Nightfire shouts, beheading both Skalrag and HiaG, thus ending the argument. ;D
Oww.
My favourite animal: Owls. They smash weasels and foxes and squirrels.
I also like doggies and raccoons. They all smash weasels and foxes and squirrels.
OWLS AND RACCOONS AND DOGS!
Pineapple
Badgers rock!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come!
Just wondering what my teacher would say if she saw the title of this thread... She's obssessed with proper capitalization.
lol
Dogs are irritating. Yesterday a dog killed an entire nest full of baby bunnies, including the mom, and now I have to care for the surviving baby and raise it. Rrgh.
Don't worry; I ate the dog
Why thank you, Assssssssmodeusssssssss! You have my ETERNAL gratutude. Ssssssss....death!
I like dogs (not puppies so much, they are too wild), and cats (kittens too!).
And I like pandas and duckies.
"Ssssssssssss...."-Asmodeus
"Go soak your head in a vat of acid!"-Slagar the Cruel.
lol I love this thread!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That, translated, means...Laugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud....;D
Bahahahahaa! ;D
You know how you blow on food to cool it down? Well, I just blew on my ice cream to make it warmer. Then I realized what I did, and I laughed.
Buahahahahahaha!!!!
Yayalahoooooooooooo!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy eeeeeeehhhhhh!!!
I went to an all-you-can-eat shabu shabu restaurant yesterday. The lunch course included all-you-can-eat ice-cream. I didn't blow on it to warm it up, though. ;)
Sounds nice, Lily.p:
I had orange gelato yesterday.
Blech.
Juzt zae everybody iz aware, the death defyin' beaverz are back again, an' thiz time with mutato-rayz tha' mutate ye intae whatever the holder iz currently thinkin' aboat.
Zae aye, we're in trouble noo...
I've translated this from a message sent from a poet amongst the death-defying beavers.
Darkness and silence was the doom of the Ancient death-defying beavers. They were long trapped in the dungeons of the Timeless Planet, lost through their voyages. Lost for countless time. Well, considering they actually got flung out of time, that isn't true, but whatever. The absense of time compared to the timed universe is drastic. It would seem since ever the ancient death-defying beavers had been gone. Now they were awake, awaking from the sleep that had greeted them from spinning out of the universe.
The oldest amongst them spoke. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (best I, or even the beaver before me, could translate it).
The ancients all woke up and went to work. They rebuilt their ship, and powered up. They boarded, and it launched from the planet. Through the Timed Passage they went through, making it back to the universe.
They shouted in happiness at being back to the universe.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The ancients are communicating to us, we picked this up from space, a very long way away.
I'm guessing this is important, if some death-defying beavers who speak an ancient tongue are abroad. Guess if and when they show up, we;ll find out more about them. Or, I can try to intercept more beaver mess...what...NO!
THE BEAVERS HAVE FOUND ME!!!!
Quick, hide the flying bulldozers!
Dinnae let them brainwash ye, matey! RUN!
And to think I lost my flying bulldozers license. And then I sold my invisible flying bulldozer. Grrrrrrrr.
Anyways, I'm still safe.
*someone knocks on door*
*opens door*
The beavers are back!!!!! They are at my front door!!!
RUN!!!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
*Is looking up the sith species on wookieepedia and hears his window open and then close. Looks back and sees nothing, so he goes back to reading the page. Hears some beaver noises and turns around, seeing a beaver that's pointing a mutato-gun at him.* Oh ratz. ZZZT! *looks at himself and sees that he's been mutated into a sith (the species)*
*It must have seen my computer screen when it fired it. At least I'm not a squash... he says to himself.*
*the beaver smiles*
Uh oh.
*narely avoids another shot and jumps out of his window and runs off*
*stops to catch his breath against a nearby tree* Zae noo ah look like a sith (the zpeziez). Great...
Meh, beavers. They've got nothing on me. *Dodges a beaver attacking him on a pogo stick with a lightsaber*
Gfberutfyiudegfiuhsgfsgdgk!!
AAAAH! THE BEAVERS ARE UPON US! RUUNNNN!
They're coming after me on segways! What do I do? Oh, I know, walk away, they won't catch up to me that way! *Walks off with beaver chasing him on a Segway*
NIGHTFIRE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPRINKLES THE DEATH-DEFYING BEAVERS WITH SALT, THUS TAKING AWAY THEIR DEATH-DEFYING-NESS, AND MAKING THEM ORDINARY BEAVERS. THEN SHE KILLS THEM ALL.
The beaverz cackle with glee at Nightfire, who'z hooked up tae a machine an' doeznae realise tha' zhe'z in a virtual world, az zalt in reality haz nay an effect on them.
Ferahgo was the greatest weasel ever.
By the way, in a war between the weasels and the death-defying beavers, who would win?
I think the answer has been found.
And I think I'm close on getting another message from that beaver poet fellow...assuming he doesn't show up with a flying bulldozer that's invisible. He might even already be here...
There widnae be a war matey, they'd zend one Weasel tae deal with them aw...
And he would.
I playing cards with the beavers
*turns to the beavers*
Got any sevens?
*beaver pulls out rocket gun*
*Musician runs away*
(Never play cards with a death defying beaver. Because if you win, you die.)
Picked up several minuted ago:
Gjdshkfgtdsyugfhdsgfhgdyfefjbds dgfdshgfiyegfkhdgsk dgfdgfydsgfydsgfsdjg
dfshdfdgfhdtyfgdshgfdsyufgjdsgfhdgf
Translation:
Those who have returned speak an ancient version of our language, they are coming towards earth too. I recommend we greet them and include them in our forces.
Great, now another bunch of death-defying beavers is going here. Of course, the ditto-rays pretty much make that irrelevant.
Oh, and the beavers have built a Super-large Invisible Flying Bulldozer, and have used it to push Connecticut aside from their invasion route.
...
Things are bad.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Beavers are now in control of the Matrix and thus everyone in the Matrix!!! Even the weasels cannot stand against them as the weasels are also locked in the Matrix!!! LONG LIVE THE DEATH-DEFYING BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Beaver ally
And then...
THE BLUECLAWED OTTERS ARE MARCHING AGAINST THE BEAVERS!
(The Blueclawed otters are my own invention. They have magic blue claws, and the ability to destroy flying bulldozers.)
Eeeeeeeaaaaaayyyrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
(that be my own made-up warcry.)
Two twin Blueclawed Otters float down from the clouds, announcing themselves. "WE ARE RIVERFERN AND STREAMRUSH!!!!"
A Death-Defying beaver glances at them and says "ghigjs" (hello, idiots) and kills them both!
Forunately, they are not just Blueclawed Otter's, they are Death-Defying Blueclawed Otters! Streamrush and Fern then kill Icefire.
The Weasels can go in an' out o' the virtual world whenever they want tae, az nay even it can ztand againzt them.
The Beaverz uze their Mutato-gunz an' turn Ztreamruzh and Fern intae celery.
Streamrush and Riverfern smash and apple pie into the scraggly weasel's face, laughing at the top of their lung like most otters do.
Thou zeemz tae have taken nought a notize tha':
A: They've been turned intae zelery and cannae
Quote from: Nightfire on August 18, 2011, 10:50:12 PM
Streamrush and Riverfern smash and apple pie into the scraggly weasel's face, laughing at the top of their lung like most otters do.
and
B: They turned me intae a zith (the zpeziez) with their stupid Mutato-gunz. Ztupid Beaverz...
@HiaG
Notice I said that Streamrush and Riverfern are not ordinary otters. They are Death-Defying Blueclawed Otters!!!
"EEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Tha' givez nay an explanation fer why they cannae be turned intae zelery.
It does, because they are celery-defying death-defying blueclawed otters! Hah! ;D
Tanija the blueclawed otter flings her returning knives at the beavers. After doing their work, they return to their owner. 8);D
Streamrush and Riverfern then turn HiaG into celery. "Buahahahaha!!!!" they shout. They run over to Tanija and salute her. "Mission accomplished, cap'n!"
The beavers have left earth, and went elsewhere. I think they decided this place isn't as fun to capture as before.
Oh, goody. The Blueclawed Otters will remain, however.
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Avoidz it an' climbz a tree.
My sister watched a soap opera today. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND SOAP OPERAS! They make no sense!
POYO!
You know, I wasn't really bored, as the topic name suggests. I just wanted to come here to tick you all off. ;D
You're mean! *Bops*
Whoohahahahahaa! ;D
Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'
Nightfire bops Tiria on the nose. "Buahahahahaha!!!"
-evil grin-
Zigh...Nightingalez can be zae mean zometimez...
Sigh...some black squirrels are so rough.
*Rubs nose*
Sigh....only Martha is allowed to call me silly nicknames without consquences, guys. Only she can call me Nightingale or Nightey without dying a tragic and bloody death.
*Sigh* Poor, poor Nightey...
^^Nightie! Heeheeheehee! :D
Temper temper! Never got anybeast anywhere, Nightie! ;D
It's not a temper. I just don't permit anyone but Martha to call me Nightey or Nightingale.
Hmm...Aren't nicknames so annoying? My real name gets so abused by nicknames I rarely allow anyone to use them.
Yeah, they're annoying. My nickname is actually "Knight," NOT nightingale or nightey. So call me "Knight" if you get sick of saying Nightfire. Understood?
Quote from: Nightfire on September 01, 2011, 05:10:32 PM
Yeah, they're annoying. My nickname is actually "Knight," NOT nightingale or nightey. So call me "Knight" if you get sick of saying Nightfire. Understood?
Nightie? as in a sleeping shirt? ;D "Knight" is an awesome nickname!!!
When I don't know people's name, I call them person. It's just so much easier then asking what their name is.
Nightshirt! Muahahahahaa! :D
Quote from: Redwall Musician on September 02, 2011, 01:22:21 AM
When I don't know people's name, I call them person. It's just so much easier then asking what their name is.
Heehee. I know, right? ;D
Anybody tries calling me Skalsy and they'll see just how ferocious a fox is...
I will not call you Skalsy. :) Foxes can be ferocious. Squirrels...less so. ;)
Random question for you Skalrag: Why do you like Skalrag?
Because she does! Just like for some strange reason I really like kittens and pandas.
Kittens and Pandas!
PANDA! Which automatically makes me think of...
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of LEGEND!!!"
Okay, in case you have never read the Legend of Luke, SQUIRRELS ARE VERY FEROCIOUS AND DEADLY IF YOU GET THEM ANGRY!!!!!!!!
My nickname is Knight, and that it what you shall call me. Otherwise I act exactly like Ranguvar Foeseeker, and I will think of you all as vermin.
I happen to have read the Legend of Luke, and I happen to know that there was only ever one squirrel with bloodwrath, and that was Ranguvar Foeseeker. Seriously, you need to take the Writer's Mary Sue Test (http://www.katfeete.net/writing/marysue.html).
First things first: I think y'all should calm down. I don't see why this nickname thing has to be such a problem, but if it is, there's no use in getting angry about it. All that does is give them power over you.
Now for an essay on Bloodwrath:
Technically, there were two squirrels that suffered from Bloodwrath -- Felldoh, who was first in publication order (but not in chronological order), and then Ranguvar.
It's important to remember that Bloodwrathiness is not always a good condition. Rawnblade Widestripe suffered from it, and got so caught up in killing enemies that he didn't even notice that his allies were being slaughtered and needed help. Likewise, Cregga Rose Eyes went recklessly into combat not just once but twice, and the second time she paid for it with her vision. When Martin experienced it in Mossflower, it led to him making at least one mistake, charging Tsarmina head-long when he should have attacked more carefully. Martin II got caught up in it in Pearls of Lutra; if Auma hadn't been there to hold him down, he would've attacked the entire company of Monitors, and probably died in the process.
Also, remember that practically no hares ever suffered from Bloodwrath -- far from it, as they're usually calm and collected under fire -- and yet they're also renowned for being lethal. Russa Nodrey was built the same way, and she's one of my favorite squirrels.
There's something to be said for being a passionate individual, but there's also a certain virtue in keeping your wits about you. Felldoh went all-out on Badrang, and all it did was kill him -- whereas if he'd thought things through more carefully, he might've avoided that ambush.
Finally, it's important to remember that no matter how good a character may be, or how much one likes them, they aren't perfect. Boar briefly lost his temper and knocked Martin unconscious. Bella, although an experienced and wise badger lady, didn't have the skill to heal Martin, or the ability necessary to oust Tsarmina from Mossflower. Matthias wasn't strong enough to take down Cluny in a fair fight. Luke blundered by putting his ship into port, and almost his entire crew died for it. Simeon was one of the most perceptive characters in the books, yet he was blind. Every one of the characters have made mistakes, or at least have some weakness. There isn't anyone that could have done everything, and it's important to remember that no story character -- or for that matter, no person, except for One, is an exception to that rule.
Exactly right!^^ ;D Nice essay, too! :)
Bloodwrath is nothing to be proud of.
Still, it was fun arguing about the nickname. :D
Thank you, James. My character is more of the "Gorath the Flame" type. She has Bloodwrath, but usually keeps it in check. All I ask is: Please don't antagonize me. Just call me Knight, if Nightfire is too hard for you.
Look, I'll make you a deal: I won't call you Nightey, and you chuck the 'slow and painful death' thing. Deal?
This is for badger (,mushroom and Asmodeus) fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUyMJs3dmw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUyMJs3dmw)
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
Love that song! LOL!
Deal. Call me Knight. :)
Wooooooow, that song brings back memories! I love it!
WINTER O............
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Quote from: Icefire on September 02, 2011, 04:52:11 PM
Random question for you Skalrag: Why do you like Skalrag?
We are quite alike, he and I. We both hide behind someone when things start to get violent, and I act like him on my random days. ;D
I AM RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Hi, Random. ;D
I'm so skinny I have to run around in the shower in order to get wet. XDD
I am so short, that when I sit on a piece of paper, my legs dangle and can't touch the ground! :o
I'm so weird when I do school.
Mom: Why did you write seventeen at the bottom of the page?
Musician: Because I thought it sounded nice.
I had to do grammar and there was a sentence about some random person named Francis who moved away.
Musician: But what they don't tell you is that this Francis person is a spy and he didn't really move away.
I'm so weird when I do school.
I tend to just drive my teacher crazy! ;D And because she's my mom, there's no escaping her wrath afterwards. :D
Wow, cool! My teacher is my mum too, because I'm homeschooled. ;D ;D
I'm not homeschooled. WAIT!!! DON'T THINK ABOUT SCHOOL! I started school holidays this afternoon.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on September 30, 2011, 09:49:29 AM
I'm not homeschooled. WAIT!!! DON'T THINK ABOUT SCHOOL! I started school holidays this afternoon.
Then think about this:
Hillbilly nowhere!
And if you don't know what that is I'll explain. It's the middle of nowhere and in this nowhere a bunch of hillbillies live.
I thought about that really hard, but then I lost The Game.
You know you live in hillbilly nowhere when you know the difference between a hillbilly and a red-neck.
Ach, ah feel terribly zorry fer General Grievous after watchin' the latest episode (http://www.starwars.com/watch/tcwep_404.html) of The Clone Wars. Wot with him gettin' himzelf captured by gunguns an' aw...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 03, 2011, 12:01:31 AM
Ach, ah feel terribly zorry fer General Grievous after watchin' the latest episode (http://www.starwars.com/watch/tcwep_404.html) of The Clone Wars. Wot with him gettin' himzelf captured by gunguns an' aw...
Alas! A fate worse than death! I don't like him, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone. ;)
I definitately know the difference between a hillbilly and a redneck. ;D
Quote from: Nightfire on October 03, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
I definitately know the difference between a hillbilly and a redneck. ;D
I'll tell you:
Red-neck:
A red-neck is one who wishes they lived in the country. They usually live in small towns together. Occasionally you will find red-necks in a city living in a red-neck neighborhood.
Hillbilly:
A hillbilly actually lives in the country, either by force or by choice. Farmers and ranches are hillbillies. Hillbillies may or may not have farms.
I'm a hillbilly. I was raised in the city, but now I live in hillbilly nowhere.
Why are you telling me when I already knew? ???
I am a redneck. I love Jeff Foxworthy:
You know you're a redneck when...
:D
you do not want to live in the county i am hillbilly and hate it I live on a farm
I love being a hillbilly! The quote as my signature wouldn't be true if I didn't. I love to look out the window and the beauty I see, it inspires me.
There I go day-dreaming again. Sigh, that is why I'm crazy, don't-ch-ya-know.
Cows are my friends.
I prefer Friesian horses. 8)
Wait, you mean you don't like the cows?!?
Last year, our neighbor's cows got loose and ended up in our front yard!
I hear cows mooing ALL NIGHT, because they live very nearby to my house. And this is the time of year when they get all twitterpated and happy. Plus I've seen enough cows to last me an entire lifetime.
I had to herd the cows out of my front yard.
Trust me, I hate the cows. One time we were driving home from church, and there was this HUGE, black, demon-possessed cow standing in the middle of the road!
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on October 06, 2011, 02:47:20 AM
Cows are my friends.
Okay, Maudie will know about this ;).
There is this show called
Jane and the Dragon which I watch, just because I love Dragon. He has this thing with cows, and now ToR reminds me of Dragon.
Dragon: I'm going to go see some cows.
Jane: Some cows?
Dragon: Moo, is natures finest sound. It starts with a mmm and it ends with an ew.
(http://janeandthedragon.com/images/dragon_2.jpg)
He looks so cute.
Anyways, the rest of the show is kinda annoying after a while, but Dragon is just,I don't know! I just love him and his cow obsession.
Lol, that's hilarious "starts with a mmmm and it ends with an ew" :D
Yeah, the show is awful, but the Dragon is cute. You know anoter dragon that's cute? SPYRO!!!
(http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/884/1093963028.jpg)
I never understood Spyro. Of course, there are few videogames that I do understand :P
Spyro is just a cute little dragonling, when he finds out that all of his dragon friends have been turned into stone, so he sets out on a quest to rescue them. And that is how he became famous. I just like Spyro because he's so darn CUTE!
??? Video games!
Yeah, vid. games are fun. I prefer the computer, though, because I get to visit this place.
I have now seen Jane and the Dragon! Jane's hair is way to poofy!
I agree. Has anyone ever read the book "The Last Dragon?" It's all bout a young elf who becomes best friends with a green dragon.
Nope. Anyone else excited for Inheritance?
YES!!!! I don't care what anyone says, the Inheritance Cycle series is epic!
Re-reading them, I see what people are saying about his writing style, but he's gotten better I think. I'm so excited!
I can't wait for the green dragon to be born! Glaedr, Saphira, and Thorn are all nice, but I wanna learn the green dragon's name.
I wanna see who ends up riding him! From what I've heard, Arya is the most popular choice...and I must say, I'd like that, too!
However, if Christopher Paolini makes Arya fall in love with Eragon, for his own safety he had better avoid me 'cause I will slap him full across the face!
Sigh...Don't get violent. I know I'm probably going to have people on Fanfiction.net wanting to wallop me once they read about Luke getting married and having a kid.
WHAT?!?!?! :o I don't know you anymore!
jk, but please don't even go that way with Arya and Eragon...
What do you mean you don't know me?? :D I'm on Fanfiction.net as an author there. My name there is Ceu Praca. Check out my stories sometime. And Luke Cardassia is a boutny hunter from my book. And, FYI, bounty hunters don't usually get married and have kids. ::)
Quote from: Nightfire on October 30, 2011, 08:39:41 PM
What do you mean you don't know me?? :D I'm on Fanfiction.net as an author there. My name there is Ceu Praca. Check out my stories sometime. And Luke Cardassia is a boutny hunter from my book. And, FYI, bounty hunters don't usually get married and have kids. ::)
Oh, I thought you were refering to Luke Skywalker! lol Oops!
No, not Luke Skywalker. ::) Besides, he actually does get married and have a kid. Isn't that kinda AGAINST THE JEDI CODE??
The old Jedi Order prohibited that, not the new one.
And then, the old Jedi didn't even always prohibit that -- the history states that there were ancient Jedi, like Nomi Sunrider, long before the time of the prequel trilogy, that were married.
Quote from: Icefire on November 03, 2011, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on October 30, 2011, 08:39:41 PM
What do you mean you don't know me?? :D I'm on Fanfiction.net as an author there. My name there is Ceu Praca. Check out my stories sometime. And Luke Cardassia is a boutny hunter from my book. And, FYI, bounty hunters don't usually get married and have kids. ::)
Oh, I thought you were refering to Luke Skywalker! lol Oops!
And I thought you were referring to Luke the Warrior. My bad. :D
If you put a lemon Skittle and a lime Skittle in your mouth at the same time, it tastes like Sprite.
So random. Then again, that is what the Cellars is about.
I love Metroids.
Now I want skittles!
An' returnin' na' after bein' awa' fer zae long ah have juzt one thin' tae zay.
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WEASELS!
Welcome back! Also- WEASELS!!!
HIAG! Nice to see you again. We missed you and the Weasels.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on November 04, 2011, 06:21:44 AM
Quote from: Icefire on November 03, 2011, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on October 30, 2011, 08:39:41 PM
What do you mean you don't know me?? :D I'm on Fanfiction.net as an author there. My name there is Ceu Praca. Check out my stories sometime. And Luke Cardassia is a boutny hunter from my book. And, FYI, bounty hunters don't usually get married and have kids. ::)
Oh, I thought you were refering to Luke Skywalker! lol Oops!
And I thought you were referring to Luke the Warrior. My bad. :D
Luke did get married and have a kid... His wife had a whole ship named after her, and his son was
only Martin the Warrior!
Turkey in the straw!
Turkey in the straw!
I don't understand that song.
And I LOVE pandas.
And I want apple pie.
I love computers ::)
HIAG!!! Where've you been?
I've missed having someone to get all Bloodwrathy at. :D Glad you're back HIAG. :)
GO CELTIC WOMAN!!!!! ;D
Sigh..........rain......... :'(
Welcome to....wait a second! You live in New York! I come from a really rainy state, so I'm used to giving a somewhat sarcastic response to that.
You got to love an artist whose music is a result of insomnia (Owl City).
I'm writing a confusing poem in order to annoy the people around me.
Plus I finished all three of The Penderwicks books, so I have nothing to read.
Really? Nothing? Now that's just sad.
Well, nothing I'm interested in. All the books on my shelf that interested me, I've read.
I am OCD.
I heard that in mincraft you develop OCD...
Quote from: Nightfire on November 18, 2011, 11:51:49 PM
I am OCD.
You can not be OCD. You can
have OCD.
You are not alone :-[.
Hahaha. I'm also insane, but I think you already figured that out.
Turkey Shoot was AWESOME!!! I'm disappointed my brother lost, but his team made a good effort and had fun and that's really all that matters.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'm bored. BUT WAIT! THIS TOPIC IS SUPPOSED TO KILL BOREDOM!!! YAY!!! I'M NOT BORED ANYMORE!!!!
i am very bored and it is not going away!!!!!!! why o we not have a mad smiley face urg!!!!!!
We do: >:(
Yeah, but why would ye be mad? I'll cheer ye up Maudie:
Buahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *whacks self over the head with an iron frying pan*
what? and i am mad cause i am bored and no one is joining my RP
Well, I'd join, but my life is just too busy to Rp in anything and keep up the storyline. I get confused, and a mess, and then I just confuse everyone else. See previous Rp's that I've been in for an example.
like Trouble on the horizon one of the only rps to finish....... ::) ::) ::)
Yeah, but notice how Tiria was like, the main thing that kept TotH going. ::) I was barely involved in the last bits. By the way, I'm making a fanfic of it.
i kept it going it can not only go on one person you know
I know you did. :) I'll try to finish the first chapter of the fanfic soon, but it's slow going 'cos I have to copy and paste a ton.
I'm slightly bored, but I'm really hungry.....waitin' fer dinner right about now....
Yepyepyepyepyepyepyep. Visit ICanHazCheezBurger (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) to get unbored. :D
all u can nom cheezburger sale....
...mebbe not such a good idea akshully........
Eh.....mebbe. :D Tiria, stick around on this thread a bit longer, and you'll cure Maudie of her boredom. ;D
i made this one not very funny though :-\
http://cheezburger.com/View/5787897856 (http://cheezburger.com/View/5787897856)
that is funneh XD
This whole thing is pointless and random. So......I'm listening to Celtic Woman "The Foxhunter"
Quote from: Superdreuzel on June 14, 2011, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: Mariel on June 14, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
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Man, am I glad some of his books were translated into Dutch!
Why?
I'm Dutch, and without the Dutch translation I would never have found out about Jacques ;)
My grandpa emigrated from Frysland to the united states.
Do you live in Holland or do you live here and are dutch??
I love Celtic Woman: Believe. *-*
(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm2OO-_iO70sFYgxiev2n9QZA3XVD9RekLMNNuPCGoCQy6Bnzk)
gmail
hotmail
Nightfire's personal email address: suicidalvermin@nonexistent.com.
;D
And no, it's not a real email address; I just made it up.
lol
Conjunctivitis.com.
Now there's a site for sore eyes.
nyan cat trolled meh |:\
Why is Nyan Cat annoying?
Because it wanted to be, so there.
Does anyone know where to find a horse emoticon? I love horses!
taco........................PIZZA....................COOKIES......................?
Hmm.......what about: /P
It looks kinda like a horse to me....*shrug*
that looks like a \P, not a horse
BOIOIOIOIOINGGGG. ;D ;D ;D ;D
You got it wrong. It's supposed to be /P not the other way around. And it looks like a neck sticking up with the horse's head coming out from the side. But, then again, I have a wild imagination. ;D
The tennis player never married. It seemed love meant nothing to him.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on March 03, 2012, 02:32:10 PM
The tennis player never married. It seemed love meant nothing to him.
*falls off chair laughing*
...yeah, I'm easily amused.
Why can't you hear day break? Why can't you hear the night fall? And tell me this: if owls are so wise, then why are they always asking 'who?'
head goes kablam*
MEP
*falls out of chair*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP DDB"S ARE ATTACKIN
As usual...
Dr. Robert Manson had been a long time ally of the beavers, and the only living entity to ever invent time travel technology, and had gained significant respect from many parties. In one incident, during the Battle of Dulex, between the stoves, sandwiches and beavers, he arrived and he warfare stopped until he was safely away from the battlefield, prevented from making a speech which he hoped would end the battle, by beavers carrying him away from the galaxy. The stoves assisted them.
The grilled-cheese sandwiches had managed to have the man recreate Chico, California, bringing it back from moments before the beavers destroyed it. At first this move was fine, but later it resulted in over a centrillion beavers pouring in from the future. The stoves once again sacrificed their capital, sucking the beavers away, and saving earth.
the toaster killed my hand...
Hooray for the stoves!
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on March 06, 2012, 03:59:18 PM
Dr. Robert Manson had been a long time ally of the beavers, and the only living entity to ever invent time travel technology, and had gained significant respect from many parties. In one incident, during the Battle of Dulex, between the stoves, sandwiches and beavers, he arrived and he warfare stopped until he was safely away from the battlefield, prevented from making a speech which he hoped would end the battle, by beavers carrying him away from the galaxy. The stoves assisted them.
The grilled-cheese sandwiches had managed to have the man recreate Chico, California, bringing it back from moments before the beavers destroyed it. At first this move was fine, but later it resulted in over a centrillion beavers pouring in from the future. The stoves once again sacrificed their capital, sucking the beavers away, and saving earth.
Thankyou for posting that! It took my mind off my life right now... ;D
Wow!
Do you know what 'wow' backwards spells? It spells 'wow!' Aahahahahahahaha!!!
do you know what wow is upside down? MOM MUHAHAHA
Ah'm Back. An' Ah have one thing tae zae.
WEASELS!
weasel man :P XD
I have an urgent message for you all:
THE BEAVERS ARE BACK!!! :o :o :o :o
They forced me to write this post so you would know that they're back. They're now heading for the flying bulldozer parking ground. I think they're going to start conquering the world.
"aoisaoiejadlkamdsclhaoeihwja;odksn difhawoijedc awjeojkejifkikd akdfjaldfs!!"
EDIT: The above beaver speak says 'We will conquer the world, and get rid of all who eat egg rolls or use stoves!'
Please prepare your weapons, stuff yourself with egg rolls, and go out and buy the best stoves you can lay your hands on. That way, you have a tiny chance of survival!
Welcome back HIAG! We missed you!
throws spatula at a DDB*
No, way! No, way! It's HiaG! Welcome back!
mepmepmep
Ach, not the beaverz again??
But they're taking to shortening their names.
HiaG you know they are only back cause your back right?
taco
*Turns on music* Everday I'm shuffilin'
(Cuts to a clip of the Redwall animals doing the party rock :P
mep
Robert Manson's newest allyship was with the Qaax people. They gave him planets to power his time traveling grids and in turn he gave them friendship and happiness, and massive quantities of applies he formulated through the Ninth Parallel Grid, the paradox converter that was necessary for time travel not to destroy the universe. As it was, this particular Ninth Parallel Grid was the largest Manson had ever constructed, and it was unique in that it was fed by three types of apples. The purple and orange apples were the profit, and problem. After twelve had powered the grid for ninth months, they began spontaneously duplicating and condensing across the universe. The ones the Qaax received were Manson's pay. However, the centrillons that were flooding the universe were growing legs and allying themselves with the beavers.
The stoves, led by the Ninth Great Emperor of the Sixth Great Fleet managed to defeat them by using a type 43 molecular accelerator. Robert Manson responded to this crisis by building a second Ninth Parallel Grid, called the Set Two Ninth Parallel Grid. This ended the apple spawning. But then the banana spawning began, much worse than the apples had been, and they of course were the unusual color of yellow. It was at this time that the oldest of the stoves remembered that bananas on earth were yellow. This bizarrest of phenomenons was documented and using yellow bananas, the stoves managed to give Manson a component that fixed the problem. But then pears began spawning, and Manson removed the component, shut down the second grid and fed the first with a power source of nothingness instead of apples, thus resulting in fixing all problems that the universe had begun experiencing, except the small matter of the Qaax developing a new fetish for nothingness. At this, Manson gave them as much as possible, thus evading paying the fee for rent of the planets.
He, he, he, he, he! That made no sense!
narg
Eeek! The beavers have trapped me in my bedroom, and they're going to blow the whole place up!! SAVE ME!!!
Poor Tiria! That's what you get for recruiting BCOs!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 08, 2012, 01:26:38 AM
Ah'm Back. An' Ah have one thing tae zae.
WEASELS!
YAY!!!! You're back!!!! :) :) :) :) We all missed you! Where've you been?! It's been months!!!
Out of curiosity, why do you use that accent? It's annoying!
P.S. I'm not trying to be rude if thats what it looks like
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 29, 2012, 09:00:44 PM
Out of curiosity, why do you use that accent? It's annoying!
P.S. I'm not trying to be rude if thats what it looks like
You aren't the first person to be annoyed...and I'm sure you won't be the last!
I found it annoying at first, too, but now that I've gotten used to it I just laugh and keep reading.
The easiest way to answer your question is to say "It's HIAG" and move on. There isn't really another explanation. :D
Hey! The beavers are trying on my clothes! :o
Quote from: Icefire on March 30, 2012, 04:34:18 AM
The easiest way to answer your question is to say "It's HIAG" and move on. There isn't really another explanation. :D
I lol'd.
I'm up at 9:30. no one else is. so I came here, cuz I was bored.
I'm on and it's 10:30pm here. I'm usually still awake util at least 11:30pm. Sleeping problems, you know.
What's HIAG and BCO?
Head in Another Galaxy and Blue-Clawed Otter.
Oh. hahaha ;D
Yup. HIAG's one of our oldest members, and the local Imperial Weasel who actively supports the DDB's. ;D And, although I've beheaded him with a rusty spoon, thrown him over a cliff, and shot him with poison darts, I have to say.....he's awesome. :)
Well I have to say that, "HE'S VERY MUCH ANNOYING!"
Of course! That's what makes him 'HIAG!' ;D
Hey how's it going? Where is everyone?
Then why does everybody like him if he's annoying?! ???
Quote from: Nightfire on April 04, 2012, 07:59:07 PM
Yup. HIAG's one of our oldest members, and the local Imperial Weasel who actively supports the DDB's. ;D And, although I've beheaded him with a rusty spoon, thrown him over a cliff, and shot him with poison darts, I have to say.....he's awesome. :)
Who is our oldest member? Certainly not me.
I am not bored
I am. I only have 5 minutes.
The oldest member is rackety tam he posted the first thing from what I've heard
?
Wow. Wonder how long ago. ??? :o
3 months
The first member, I believe, was Redwall Abbey, the dude that started this forum.
Yep, Redwall Abbey. Then VedCassib (who don't post anything) and then one of our admins, The Lady Shael. I was member 42. :) If you go on the member list and then click "Date Register" the list of members is then ordered in to oldest to newest members. The forum has been around for almost a year now (it came out in June 2011).
I figured out what number I was in another topic. *checks* I was somewhere between number 30-32. Ah, the old days...
Quote from: Redwall Musician on April 12, 2012, 03:18:28 PM
I figured out what number I was in another topic. *checks* I was somewhere between number 30-32. Ah, the old days...
Yeah, where there was only a few members and one board with a handfull of topics. Nostalgia. ;)
I can't wait until summer. Then I can stalk this forum again. Ugh, I hate school.
Ditto.
Quote from: Redwall Musician on April 12, 2012, 03:55:57 PM
I can't wait until summer. Then I can stalk this forum again. Ugh, I hate school.
You are in school and a moderator? Oh what are you in grade, middle,high or colledge?
what's wrong with being a Moderator and is in school.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 12, 2012, 11:23:26 PM
what's wrong with being a Moderator and is in school.
I mean grade or middle school. I just dosn't seem possible. I thought being a moderator was a job.
No. They're just people on the forums who are selected to be moderators. No pay involved.
Oh, and I'm on two week holidays. *Smug face*
Mr. crouch is a time lord!
Haha.
Did you know that R2-D2 is one of the most vulgar characters in the entire world? They had to beep out every single word he ever said!!!
:D , still though barty crouch is still a timelord.
a dead one but still...
Quote from: Nightfire on April 14, 2012, 01:00:08 AM
Did you know that R2-D2 is one of the most vulgar characters in the entire world? They had to beep out every single word he ever said!!!
HAHAHA!That made my day!
barty crouch Jr. is actually the tenth doctor.
;D ;D ;D
Wait... Are you talking about WHO!?
yes, I'm talking about doctor who.
WHO?!?
:D :P ;D
the doctor, and barty crouch Jr. who, of course, are the same person.
That show is soooo WEIRD!
so?
there still the same people.
So?
The show is still weird!
(I'm just goofing around you know!)
it's weird in a good (beyond words good) way
I'm SO BORED! There has to be something too do. I'm going too sleep. Night yalls.
burrito
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 05, 2012, 07:00:53 PM
Well I have to say that, "HE'S VERY MUCH ANNOYING!"
You think anyone is annoying who doesn't match your 'friend formula'.
K, hello again.
I love game shows
Like my sig?
Yeah.... I'm reading rakkety tam
Redwallfan7, where is your signature?
Under his pillow
Don't you mean her?
Whatever
;D
I would join the Redwallers and the Narnians in archery against stupid reality stars... we would bring them down, shaft after shaft
Shaft is a fun word to say
Also 'boing.' And 'puddlejumper.' And 'fuzzy.' Thos are really fun words to say!!!!
TWANG!!
Quote from: Nightfire on April 15, 2012, 01:23:49 AM
Also 'boing.' And 'puddlejumper.' And 'fuzzy.' Thos are really fun words to say!!!!
Puddlejumper! YES! Someone who likes Stargate!!!!
(Sheppard is awesome!)(He;s REALLY good at naming things!)
??? ??? ??? :o 8) >:( ;D ;) :) ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :'( Has any one ever used this one? :-* :-* :-* :-*
I think I used it ONCE I think I was telling someone about something and saw the possibilities.
Never used that before. Why?
It's labled "kiss"
Blehh.
:o :o
barty crouch is still a timelord and there is nothing you can do about it.
???
ever read harry potter?
ever watched doctor who?
then you would understand.
No and No.
BBBbbbOOOORooooroooeoeoood! Fletching is fun to say!
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Hi
The moderators are gonna come and modify your post! (your post is too long, they will put in spaces)
hehehe
that's better.
I'm glad you approve.
Have you seen The 3 Musketeers movie in 2011?
nope
I did... it was okay. It was funny in some parts.
What was it about?
I WANNA SEE IT SO BAD!
Someone wants to see it...
I thought it looked terrible.
:P
I wouldn't buy it, but it was funny. Anyone here a Looney Tunes fan like me?
I am!! Hilarious show!
I like the original ones, Wil E Coyote is my favorite. I like all of them though
that's a play on words. it should really be wile coyote.
I know
Duh
Not a huge fan, but dang Taz the Tasmanian devil is awesome, and not just because he is based on an Australian animal!
Bbbbboing! ;D
this sausage is hot
Gimme your sausage! ;D
Mmmm
You call me insane. That is okay with me. But I prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'
Have you noticed that the song "Humpty Dumpty" never says that he's an egg? It could be just a song about a guy falling off a wall and cracking his head open. Oh, and why did they try get the "king's horses" to try fix up Hunpty Dumpty? Shouldn't they call a doctor?
xenocide spoiler
piggies may of may not be sentient due to a virus that may or may not b a terraforming device.
the godspoken are actually given increased intelligence but also a special version of obsessive compulsive disorder to limit there freedom
big scary laser
do not look into beam
with remaining eye
What coes the sihn say?
what is a sihn?
do you mean"what does the sign say?"
if so the answer is
"big scary laser
do not look into beam
with remaining eye"
I'm back from my hermit-is-im
more xenocide! (spoiler alert)
peter is back!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on April 20, 2012, 01:02:06 PM
Have you noticed that the song "Humpty Dumpty" never says that he's an egg? It could be just a song about a guy falling off a wall and cracking his head open. Oh, and why did they try get the "king's horses" to try fix up Hunpty Dumpty? Shouldn't they call a doctor?
I've actually noticed that all sorts of nursery rhymes are horrific. Here are some examples:
Example Number 1, entitled, "Humpty Dumpty"..............: Humpty Dumpty falls off of the wall, cracks his head open, and then one of the king's men passes out when they see the 'yolk' all over the place!!! :o
Example Number 2, entitled "Rock-A-Bye Baby"..............: The baby is hanging from a tree, for one. What kind of child safety is that? And then there's the line 'when the bough breaks, the baby will drop.' HELLO! I screamed when my mom read that to me as a child!!! Let me get this acroos to you. THE
BABY WILL
DROP!!!There's much more, but I'm content with telling you of only these two.
Same with ring around the rosy......Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN! What kind of line is that!?! Eh?
It all depends on whether or not you believe in the "history" concerning these nursery rhymes. I tend not to, but that's just me.
Humpty Dumpty has a few "possibilities." One is that Humpty Dumpty was a mocking name for a king who died even with his big ol' army. Another takes place during the English Revolution. Supposedly, Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used by the royalists, but the first time they shot it off it fell of the wall they had it perched on and then the royalists couldn't get it back up on the wall....I think they lost the battle, too....
For rock-a-bye baby, I quote Wikipedia:
QuoteOne theory has it that the lyrics, like the tune "Lilliburlero" it is sung to, refer to events immediately preceding the Glorious Revolution. The baby is supposed to be the son of James VII and II, who was widely believed to be someone else's child smuggled into the birthing room in order to provide a Roman Catholic heir for James. The "wind" may be that Protestant "wind" or force "blowing" or coming from the Netherlands bringing James' nephew and son-in-law, William III of England, a.k.a. William of Orange, who would eventually depose King James II in the revolution (the same "Protestant Wind" that had saved England from the Spanish Armada a century earlier). The "cradle" is the royal House of Stuart. The earliest recorded version of the words in print appeared with a footnote, "This may serve as a warning to the Proud and Ambitious, who climb so high that they generally fall at last", which may be read as supporting a satirical meaning. It would help to substantiate the suggestion of a specific political application for the words however if they and the 'Lilliburlero' tune could be shown to have been always associated.
Ring-Around the Rosy is supposedly the symptoms for the Bubonic Plauge, but there are many probalms with timing, etc. that make me think this is not the true source, but I'd rather not go into that right now. If you want to know about that, I'll try to find the report I wrote on the subject for you...
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down..."
My scared lady!
:D
:D
:D
"Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in the pot nine days old!"
Or something like that. Oh well, sounds hazardous to your health.
Here's a Wikipedia article on the meaning of nursery rhymes if anyone is interested. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursery_rhymes#Meanings_of_nursery_rhymes)
'Leathan' is Gaelic for 'slender'. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced 'lath-an'.
...and "Dúlamán" means seaweed!
Have you seen this website (http://www.standingstones.com/gaelpron.html)? That's where I learned about Gaelic pronounciation. Though I'm a bit confuzzled about slender and broad consonants. ???
Who here likes funtrivia.com?
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 23, 2012, 10:42:46 PM
Same with ring around the rosy......Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN! What kind of line is that!?! Eh?
Warning: the following may upset those who have previously loved this rhyme, or are sensitive to gross stuff:
That song was actually written during the Black Death. The lyrics are:
"Ring around the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down!"
The point of this is simple. During the Black Death, then the buboes and sores covering the body were rose-colored. So that's what 'the rosie' symbolizes. The 'ring' around the rosie represents the fact that there were ring-shaped rashes that often surrounded the sores. The 'posies' symbolize how people often carried flowers in their pockets to ward off the disease and bad smell of death. The 'ashes, ashes' part represents how the people's dead bodies were burned. And the 'we all fall down'....well, that told of how no one was safe from the Black Death. At least, this is what I learned from several resources.
Interesting. On a different note, here are some words of evil smartness:
"If you practice hard and try your best, you might win. But if you cheat, you always win!"
@ Nightfire: Have you read this before?
QuoteMany have associated the poem with the Great Plague which happened in England in 1665, or with earlier outbreaks of the Black Death in England. Interpreters of the rhyme before the Second World War make no mention of this; by 1951, however, it seems to have become well established as an explanation for the form of the rhyme that had become standard in the United Kingdom. Peter and Iona Opie remark: "The invariable sneezing and falling down in modern English versions have given would-be origin finders the opportunity to say that the rhyme dates back to the Great Plague. A rosy rash, they allege, was a symptom of the plague, posies of herbs were carried as protection and to ward off the smell of the disease. Sneezing or coughing was a final fatal symptom, and 'all fall down' was exactly what happened." The line Ashes, Ashes in alternative versions of the rhyme is claimed to refer variously to cremation of the bodies, the burning of victims' houses, or blackening of their skin, and the theory has been adapted to be applied to other versions of the rhyme. In its various forms, the interpretation has entered into popular culture and has been used elsewhere to make oblique reference to the plague.
Many folklore scholars regard the theory as baseless for several reasons:
1.The explanation appeared very late;
2.The symptoms described do not fit especially well with the Great Plague.
3.The great variety of forms makes it unlikely that the modern form is the most ancient one, and the words on which the interpretation are based are not found in many of the earliest records of the rhyme
4.European and 19th-century versions of the rhyme suggest that this "fall" was not a literal falling down, but a curtsy or other form of bending movement that was common in other dramatic singing games.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on April 25, 2012, 04:57:13 PM
Who here likes funtrivia.com?
Wow, I never thought I'd meet another member here. What's your account name? I'm Daaanieeel over there. I only have one Redwall quiz (on warcries), and it is one of my worst. That'll soon change.
Quote from: Icefire on April 25, 2012, 08:59:09 PM
@ Nightfire: Have you read this before?
QuoteMany have associated the poem with the Great Plague which happened in England in 1665, or with earlier outbreaks of the Black Death in England. Interpreters of the rhyme before the Second World War make no mention of this; by 1951, however, it seems to have become well established as an explanation for the form of the rhyme that had become standard in the United Kingdom. Peter and Iona Opie remark: "The invariable sneezing and falling down in modern English versions have given would-be origin finders the opportunity to say that the rhyme dates back to the Great Plague. A rosy rash, they allege, was a symptom of the plague, posies of herbs were carried as protection and to ward off the smell of the disease. Sneezing or coughing was a final fatal symptom, and 'all fall down' was exactly what happened." The line Ashes, Ashes in alternative versions of the rhyme is claimed to refer variously to cremation of the bodies, the burning of victims' houses, or blackening of their skin, and the theory has been adapted to be applied to other versions of the rhyme. In its various forms, the interpretation has entered into popular culture and has been used elsewhere to make oblique reference to the plague.
Many folklore scholars regard the theory as baseless for several reasons:
1.The explanation appeared very late;
2.The symptoms described do not fit especially well with the Great Plague.
3.The great variety of forms makes it unlikely that the modern form is the most ancient one, and the words on which the interpretation are based are not found in many of the earliest records of the rhyme
4.European and 19th-century versions of the rhyme suggest that this "fall" was not a literal falling down, but a curtsy or other form of bending movement that was common in other dramatic singing games.
I've never read it before, but it seems to correspond with everything I said on the poem.
Quote from: Nightfire on April 26, 2012, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: Icefire on April 25, 2012, 08:59:09 PM
@ Nightfire: Have you read this before?
QuoteMany have associated the poem with the Great Plague which happened in England in 1665, or with earlier outbreaks of the Black Death in England. Interpreters of the rhyme before the Second World War make no mention of this; by 1951, however, it seems to have become well established as an explanation for the form of the rhyme that had become standard in the United Kingdom. Peter and Iona Opie remark: "The invariable sneezing and falling down in modern English versions have given would-be origin finders the opportunity to say that the rhyme dates back to the Great Plague. A rosy rash, they allege, was a symptom of the plague, posies of herbs were carried as protection and to ward off the smell of the disease. Sneezing or coughing was a final fatal symptom, and 'all fall down' was exactly what happened." The line Ashes, Ashes in alternative versions of the rhyme is claimed to refer variously to cremation of the bodies, the burning of victims' houses, or blackening of their skin, and the theory has been adapted to be applied to other versions of the rhyme. In its various forms, the interpretation has entered into popular culture and has been used elsewhere to make oblique reference to the plague.
Many folklore scholars regard the theory as baseless for several reasons:
1.The explanation appeared very late;
2.The symptoms described do not fit especially well with the Great Plague.
3.The great variety of forms makes it unlikely that the modern form is the most ancient one, and the words on which the interpretation are based are not found in many of the earliest records of the rhyme
4.European and 19th-century versions of the rhyme suggest that this "fall" was not a literal falling down, but a curtsy or other form of bending movement that was common in other dramatic singing games.
I've never read it before, but it seems to correspond with everything I said on the poem.
Apparently you didn't finish reading the quote then because it actually talks about why that theory is probably not correct.
*shrug*
I used to intentionally fall onto my brother at the last line of that rhyme. XD
Who here has ever been to www.coolmath-games.com ?
I like to move it! http://youtu.be/34z5DGZMf_s
i'm so close to becoming a full member (five stars)
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 27, 2012, 02:42:54 AM
i'm so close to becoming a full member (five stars)
Quality over quantity. :)
it's not his fault. (actually, it is)
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on April 27, 2012, 02:09:23 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on April 27, 2012, 11:15:06 AM
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 27, 2012, 02:42:54 AM
i'm so close to becoming a full member (five stars)
Quality over quantity. :)
...says the Hero Member. ;)
Hahaha. :) Yeah, I used to post a bit of rubbish, really. I probably still do at times. :D
Yeah, but what does quality over quantity?
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Heeheehee.
I'm really starting to freak out over my recital tomorrow!!!! I'm playing 6 pieces (5 from memory)! AAAHHHH
Good luck!! :) :)
You can do it!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
Praise God!
I'm so glad it's over....
Yay!!! Congrats Congrats!!! How'd it go!!
PARKOUR!
Nice going!
Congrats!
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Thanks folks! It actually went really well (for me)! I'll probably post one of my piece....once I figure out how to upload the video to YouTube...
I REALLY liked the piano!!! (even if the pedal was stiff)
realism is overrated!
Such a realist. I'm a Cartoonist and Artist. And Fantasiest. ;)
You know what I find boring? Books about court stuff and lawyer stuff... blaugh :P
dry hands is such a beautiful song, which is odd, seeing as its the same person who did some rather odd electric music. my inner clock is all messed up, i've been reading "A Christmas Carol" and listening to
trans-Siberian orchestra.
Quote from: psybox on May 07, 2012, 02:30:44 PM
dry hands is such a beautiful song, which is odd, seeing as its the same person who did some rather odd electric music. my inner clock is all messed up, i've been reading "A Christmas Carol" and listening to
trans-Siberian orchestra.
You sound like me! I listen to Christmas music in July! I don't think I know dry hands, though.
it's from the minecraft soundtrack if that means anything to you. "I'm speaking in an accent beyond her range of hearing. " as for Christmas... well school and ITunes library set to random.
Quote from: psybox on May 10, 2012, 03:23:30 PM
"I'm speaking in an accent beyond her range of hearing. "
"Look, metal ball, I CAN hear you."
have you listed to the hacking monologue? "whats the floor doing? it's holding everything up! the floor's important!" also one of the experiments at the "bring your daughter to work day" room is signed chell, if you didn't know.
"whats the floor doing? it's holding everything up! the floor's important!"
HAHAHA! Fuuuuuuuunny!
there's always the stalemate one... but that's not a monologue, so it doesn't count.
I did notice that. Seems Chell's dad was an Aperture employee.
no matter what GLaDOS says. and she wan't lying about the confetti.
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death."
I don't like High School Musical or Hannah Montana, but I love Wizards of Waverly Place. Alex Russo is an epic character. I know this should have gone under random facts about me, but... whatever ;D
today i learned that five of the six v's in vvvvvv are silent, so it's pronounced v. i was just playing portal 2 today, and i said the you are a horrible person line almost in sync with GLaDOS. almost scary...
does anyone else agree that fallingwater would be an awesome mirrors edge level?
also, how about a spoon river concept album by the Decemberists?
I'm on my mum's iPod right now. ;D
whats your opinion on my above stated ideas? i'd really like to know.
you are bored ? Make Everything OK!!!
http://make-everything-ok.com/
I found this link on the internet :))
The Decemberists are an awesome band, don't know what that spoons thing is, though.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on May 14, 2012, 02:34:05 PM
I'm on my mum's iPod right now. ;D
I'm almost always posting from my iPod. I am right now.
there is a series of poems called the spoon river anthology, and it's basically a lot dead people talking about how miserable there life was, and how they died. seems like the Decemberists' style.
Yeah, that really does! A bit like "Leslie Anne Levine".
I went to a physio a week or so ago. He was wearing a ring around his neck. I asked him if it made him invisible. His reply was awesome: "I don't know, I haven't tried it for about 110 years!" :D
(http://i46.tinypic.com/24g3n9z.jpg) liquid shader tests, dog, and a companion cube. and the HL2 citidel is around 2 kilometers, meaning its about 2000 minecraft blocks, entirely useless fact unless you want to build C17 in minecraft. and that all the above ground, it larger including the underground area
O...K...?
i got crushed by a giant lambda today. good times... good times...
Caroline deleted.
initiating surprise in three... two... one... i made it all up, surprise. if it makes you feel any better they abandoned you at birth, so i seriously doubt that they would want to see you.
hmmm interesting
:P >:( :'( :( :o ;D
:) 8)
;) ;D
I'm listening to "Undignified," by Matt Redman. :) Tiria Wildlough, this is a song that you would LOVE. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
I'm wacko.
(http://joelhopkins.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wacko.jpg)
That's all I can think of at the moment.
Is that you, or some random creeper?
Sigh. . .I wish I could have that dream again. . .
I like sharks, as long as they have laser beams, I can't post a pic now, I'll do it later.
Quote from: Nightfire on June 27, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
I'm listening to "Undignified," by Matt Redman. :) Tiria Wildlough, this is a song that you would LOVE. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Why is that? Can you give me a link to it on YouTube?
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on July 06, 2012, 01:31:19 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on June 27, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
I'm listening to "Undignified," by Matt Redman. :) Tiria Wildlough, this is a song that you would LOVE. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Why is that? Can you give me a link to it on YouTube?
I think I know that song...
Is that the one that goes...
Um...
Now I can't remember. Do you have a link, Nightfire?
Quote from: Nightfire on July 04, 2012, 08:41:58 PM
Is that you, or some random creeper?
Lol that was an episode of Stargate SG-1.
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 06, 2012, 03:16:00 AM
Quote from: Nightfire on July 04, 2012, 08:41:58 PM
Is that you, or some random creeper?
Lol that was an episode of Stargate SG-1.
That's my favorite episode! (Of course, it's the only episode I've seen...)
I actually had that picture as my wallpaper for a while...except I added "WACKO!" in the upper right corner. I think I posted it around here somewhere...
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive, as I slowly go NUTS!
I'm sorry, did someone mention Stargate SG-1? ;D
I love that show. I just started re-watching it from the first episode and now I'm up to season 3.
Nice! Like I said, I've only ever seen one episode, but it made me curious about the rest of the show. I'm glad I found out it's on Netflix!
Quote from: the doctorMost people think of time as a linear progression from cause to effect, but time is more like a ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
if you found a mistake in this post, please tell me, thank you
Quote from: Icefire on July 06, 2012, 03:47:17 PM
Nice! Like I said, I've only ever seen one episode, but it made me curious about the rest of the show. I'm glad I found out it's on Netflix!
Yeah, I'm getting the series on Netflix to watch. I loved the part when the two guys are learning Latin, then they start juggling. Or the guy that keeps getting smacked in the face. Or wacko. I loved that part!
Watching "The Fellowship of the Ring" again. Great film.
I'm bored. . .You guys can read my weird, scary, almost evil dream in the topic Dreams. I don't care if you believe it or not, but I know it so yeah. I could've put all the detail but my dream literally too complex.
I think Mr. Ed is on in the background. Not sure, but I think that's what it is.
Quote from: Spring Breeze on June 13, 2011, 06:28:41 AM
Today the church I go to had a feast at a park and for some strange reason all the little boys found it fun to dump cups of cold water on me.
LOL i can understand why, dumping cups of cold water on someone sounds like a TON of fun.
I like Orinoco Flow - Enya
Quote from: MatthiasMan on July 07, 2012, 03:06:00 PM
I'm bored. . .You guys can read my weird, scary, almost evil dream in the topic Dreams. I don't care if you believe it or not, but I know it so yeah. I could've put all the detail but my dream literally too complex.
Can
someone post in the dreams topic? It's my favorite one.
It's one of my favorite topics too, and I would post there more often but I'm not remembering my dreams anymore.
I'm bored! I came here! Woohoo!
Quote from: psybox on May 21, 2012, 02:35:20 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/24g3n9z.jpg) liquid shader tests, dog, and a companion cube. and the HL2 citidel is around 2 kilometers, meaning its about 2000 minecraft blocks, entirely useless fact unless you want to build C17 in minecraft. and that all the above ground, it larger including the underground area
errr oooh kay... is that in minecraft? what texture pack is that? are you using water shaders?
no, no and yes. If you noticed, a few of the surfaces are crooked. That was built entirely in the source engine, more specifically in portal (That's how the companion cube got there.)
Someone FINALLY figured out the secret sound!!!!!
redwallfan7, how far into firefly are you?
I just finished episode 4.
SOMEONE! PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!!!!
Riddle: What are the white mountains called between the two red hills
Teeth
wow prim, you are quite brite ;)
I got it right?
yes-sir-ey ;) :)
(http://www.brownplanet.com/images/artists/pictures/don-cheto-giving-the-thumbs-up-picture.jpg)
Here's another riddle!
What goes up the hill with four legs, stands on top of the hill with two, and comes down the hill with three?
MODIFIED RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX! humans!
It's modified because I was running on memory for it. And what is your reason for your answer? Why would it be humans?
wrong! it's not humans! If the answer was humans, the question would be "what walks on two hand and two leg when it's a baby, two legs as a child-adult, an two legs and a cane when it's elderly" (take something literally.)
*Sigh* The point of the riddle is for it to be vague. It is humans though, and for 4 legs, it's a baby, for 2 legs, it's youth to adult, for 3 legs, it's an elderly person.
exactly! that riddle ( or a form of it) is, like, 2000 years old! of course i know it! ( i am very good at riddles similar to the sphinx's riddle) here's a riddle for you guys:
weight in my belly,
trees on my back.
nails in my ribs,
feet i do lack.
have i already posted this somewhere? ???
a cargo ship?
I want taquitos.
what?!?!
a ship! exactly! not a barge and stuff, but an old sailing ship.
My family used to own a boat. It was small, and I only remember being in one room. I have no idea what we did with it.
Sailing, Sailing - Unknown artist (not U.N.K.N.O.W.N.)
Y'heave ho! My lads, the wind blows free,
A pleasant gale is on our lee,
And soon across the ocean clear
Our gallant bark shall bravely steer.
But ere we part from freedom's shore tonight,
A song we'll sing for home and beauty bright.
Then here's to the sailor,
And here's to the soldier, too,
Hearts will beat for him
Upon the waters blue.
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again,
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again!
The sailor's life is bold and free,
His home is on the rolling sea,
And never heart more true or brave
Than he who launches on the wave.
Afar he speeds in distant climes to roam,
With jovial song he rides the sparkling foam.
Then here's to the sailor,
And here's to the soldier, too,
Hearts will beat for him
Upon the waters blue.
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again,
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again!
The tide is flowing with the gale,
Y'heave ho! My lads, set every sail!
The harbor bar we soon shall clear,
Farewell once more to home so dear;
For when the tempest rages wide and far,
That home shall be the sailor's guiding star.
Then here's to the sailor,
And here's to the soldier, too,
Hearts will beat for him
Upon the waters blue.
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again,
Sailing, sailing,
Over the bounding main,
For many a stormy wind shall blow
Ere Jack comes home again!
when we met, my life began, soon after your's ended.
-for companion cube, who never threatened to stab me.
WOOOOOOOO!!! OWL CITY WAS ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!!!!!!!
does anyone know anything about Redwall Warlords? I just created an account, and i am really confused.
nope
Yeah, I'm on there too. It's pretty confusing at first, but you can always ask for a mentor to help you. That's really useful.
Fireboy and Watergirl is SO ANNOYING!!!! >:( >:(
Well, Sharkboy and Lavagirl are the same way for me. Ugh!
What's Fireboy and Watergirl?
Death Defying Beavers! Again!
*Puts down cookies* I broke into the Mod's kitchen! Look what I found! Forbidden Mod Cookies! *Eats one* *Grows long bushy tail*
sound doesn't travel through portals.
I like online games!
I love roller coaster tycoon!
I can now be called a barista! I just spent all of last night helping out at our church coffee shop and I learned how to run all of the machines. I can make a proper cup of coffee now lol. Technically I don't work at a coffee shop, but I probably could! I wouldn't be going "Wha?" when I look at the machines.
I like pizza
Pizza rules ;D
I lol... I live in a hovel... YOLO
YOLO? Well, YODO. (;D I <3 Messy Mondays!)
:P
;D
:D
::)
:P Lol
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
;) ;D ;) ;D ;)
:) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D >:( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :( :o :o :o :o 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :-* :-* :-* :-* :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(:)
;D
8) :P ;D
winky face smiley face small face balogna potatoes :'( :-\ :-[ ::) 8) :( :D ;D ;) :) :-[ :-* :-* :-* :-* ::) Forever alone:(
Dementia you're drivin' me crazy!
I look at all the lonely people...
SO SHINE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE
TONIGHT!!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
BRIGHTER THAN A SHOOTING STAR
SO SHINE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE
TONIGHT!
;D
Big surprise, I'm a ghost keeping out of sight
Rub your eyes, you're a star in a summer night
This is love, this is war, it's insanity
Dementia, you're driving me crazy!
I'm so excited ;D My mom ordered iCarly season 2 volume 2 and iCarly season 3! They should arrive tomorrow!!
No matter how many times I see that one episode of that one TV show, I always want to cry. Kate shouldn't have died!
Bam by Miranda Cosgrove is an awesome song
Wow. That guy on Twilight Zone has a really dorky look on his face.
It's weird when people sleep walk... and kind of creepy
*Starts sleep walking towards Redwallfan7* Do you have a nickname? Redwallfan7 is quite a long name to type out. How 'bout Red?
:P Nah. You can call me Narnia for my nickname, since I love the two narnia films. I know it has nothing to do with my username, but it's what I've asked people from other forums to call me.
I'll have to remember that. Narnia. Okay. Would you like a cookie?
Sure
*Hands cookie over to Narnia* Oh, by the way, it's a Chocolate Cookie of Death. ;D
Wow, thanks (sarcastic)
*dies* (Lol)
Hehehehehehehehehe!!! Tick tock! Tick tock! (I'm a little kooky, dontcha know)
My spirit will come to haunt ye mate!! ;)
Boo! Hahahaheheheheeeee!!!
*whacks rain with a cookie* :D
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(
Lol
Don't laugh at me! I's in pain from da cookie!
*tries to stifle my laughter*
Okay :)
>:( S'not nice!
Sorry!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:P
;D
chicken isn't vegan?
I like chicken.
Bacon is better
Here's a fun thing to do: Replace one word in a movie title with the word 'bacon.'
The Lord of the Bacon
The Bacon Mansion
Hotel for Bacon (or Bacon for Dogs)
Okay.
The Bacon King
Bacon Wars
The Chronicles of Bacon: the pan, the eggs, and the bacon
101 pieces of Bacon
Guess what the real titles are!
Hmm...
The Lion King
Star Wars
The Chronicles of Narnia
101 Dalmatians
Here's some for ya to guess!
Bacon (Taken)
Bacon (Eragon)
The Bacon (The Expendables)
Bacon (RED)
;D
I dont really like bacon
Let's do bacon parodies of songs! Lol
Buggy! :o :o :o :o
Bacon of the Caribbean song:
I gotta jar of bacon,
I gotta jar of bacon,
I gotta jar of bacon,
An' guess wot's inside it!
This topic is getting weirder and weirder.... :P
This bacon is getting weirder and weirder?!?! :o Get out! My bacon! No making fun of it!
I love bacon! Why would I make fun of it? No, I make fun of other things using bacon! :)
(http://anongallery.org/img/4/6/sometimes-you-just-got-to-tape-bacon-to-a-cat.jpg)
BACON!!!!
*facepalm*
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-pictures-rountain-of-youth-fountain-of-bacon.gif)
Which would you choose? (BACON!!!)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uSfjomtgdy4/TP8sxeNLoXI/AAAAAAAAHQI/U0QIxk751z8/s1600/bacon+funny-dog-pictures-bacon.jpg)
Yes, yes I is.
*brings in a plate of bacon* Rain, I have more bacon!
*brings in a mountain of bacon* Enjoy, guys. I nearly gassed myself with the smell when I was cooking it. :P ;D
YES! BRING THE BACON!
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-you-had-me-at-bacon.jpg)
Wikipedia has a page on Wikipedia.
Haha! Really? Wow.
you just spent 2 pages talking about bacon
Bacon is epic!
*sigh*
;D
vegans are more epic, because being vegan makes you psychic.
um... Oookay then. Where did you hear that ???
Quote from: psybox on September 14, 2012, 03:55:47 AM
vegans are more epic, because being vegan makes you psychic.
That's not true.
I'm pretty sure psybox is making a Scott Pilgrim reference. ;) Vegans in the comics have psychic powers.
I'd rather eat bacon. ;D
I love bacon, toast, hash browns, and eggs for breakfast
i just realized that one of my favorite band's lead singer wrote a children's book. One that i read without knowing that it was written by one of my favorite band's lead singer. (i might not have started listening to them at the time.)
Which band?
The Decemberists, oddly enough
Well, I found that my favorite singer has been in 5 different music groups. I have heard 4 of them, and only like 3 of them. The other is kinda quiet.
Colin Meloy wrote a children's book? Awesome!
Rainshadow, there's nothing wrong with quite music.
I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with it, I just prefer other groups to that one. It's Port Blue, if you don't know. It's okay, I mean, I haven't heard all of the songs, but I prefer some of the other groups to that one.
Fair enough. Haven't heard of that band before.
Hmm... Sky Sailing? Owl City? Swimming With Dolphins? Those are the others by Adam Young that I know. He does one other, but I haven't heard anything from that one. I don't remember the name.
Ah, okay, now I know who you're talking about. Not a big fan of Owl City personally...
WHAT?!?! Lol, just kidding. Lots and lots of people I know don't like it. I'm actually the one person in my entire family who likes listening to all of the different groups. Whenever I play a song for my sister even, she groans.
Anyone have a favorite theme song? Mine's Leave it all to me from iCarly
Hmm... I like the theme song from NCIS.
I have a cat on my lap, so do't surprised if i start typing gibberish... in 1337.
I just ate a Popsicle and it was good.
Quote from: psybox on August 24, 2012, 08:35:07 PM
does anyone know anything about Redwall Warlords? I just created an account, and i am really confused.
yeah, but its been a long time since i played. when you raid someone, you can choose to get money, food, or warriors. and you can disperse your troops to gather food. when i was last on, i had a huge army. i attacked someone that was so strong my troops fled, attacked again and again, until my troops fled because they were ashamed to attack someone so weak. I AM MOKKAN MARLFOX II!
Wow, this song is awesome!
I especially like 2:21-2:41. Well, actually, my favorite part is 0:00-4:10.
I love hostess Cupcakes!
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on September 20, 2012, 06:05:49 AM
This song is AWESOME.
Correction: This song is SUPER AWESOME!!!!!
Exactly! ;D
I now own four DVDs of iCarly! Time to catch up on some episodes after school!
Ugh, stop hurting, my stomach!
Wait, who's hurting your stomach?
No, I'm telling my stomach to stop hurting. It was bugging me this morning. It doesn't hurt so much anymore, but it was sore for some reason this morning.
Today's random word on iCarly.com is...
Fuzzy Banana ;D
Hmm... not wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey?
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 03, 2012, 02:51:54 AM
Hmm... not wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey?
Lol, that could work too :P
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 03, 2012, 02:51:54 AM
Hmm... not wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey?
Arrgh, nae another
Doctor Who reference?!
What? I like Doctor Who! Yes, I haven't actually seen an entire episode yet, but I still think it's awesome!
it looks like iCarly and Once Uoon a Time are getting better as they progress through their seasons. The first season of iCarly was just ok to me, I'm really enjoying the third season. (I have four dvds, so I can catch up. I can't believe Nick is ending it this Fall :()
Aye, ah like it too, although I muzt admit that I dinnae consider the new ones tae be Doctor Who (Although ah dae consider the weeping angels to be Doctor Who).
I am a tablet lover thats an expert on the Kindle Touch, Nook simple touch, Nook simple touch backlight, Nook Tablet, Nook Colour, and the Kindle Fire HD.
Wow! I have a Nook Tablet and love it! Although, it's a pain to try to edit long posts on it (which is why the prayer request thread will frequently go un-updated for a long time....)
Cool! Here's a fun fact about me: I often chat with you guys on this forum on my iPad. I love it ;D
I mostly do it on my iPod touch. Once the autocorrect changed the word "different" to "pterosaur". ;)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on October 05, 2012, 08:40:17 AM
I mostly do it on my iPod touch. Once the autocorrect changed the word "different" to "pterosaur". ;)
I don't like the auto correct. It keeps changing my words every so often, it's annoying!
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 05, 2012, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on October 05, 2012, 08:40:17 AM
I mostly do it on my iPod touch. Once the autocorrect changed the word "different" to "pterosaur". ;)
I don't like the auto correct. It keeps changing my words every so often, it's annoying!
Same, but I don't want to turn it off because it's so easy to make mistakes on the touch keyboard that it's sometimes helpful. What a dilemma. :-\ ;)
Haha, talk about first world problems! Changing "different" to "pterosaur" might have to be my favourite auto-correct mistake ever.
I have a Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 and I love it. :)
Quote from: Lily on October 06, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
Haha, talk about first world problems! Changing "different" to "pterosaur" might have to be my favourite auto-correct mistake ever.
Definately. :) I'm trying to remember which thread it happened on... I think it was a forum game...
EDIT: Found it. :) "Would you Rather?", page 15-16. I've edited the post it happened on, but you still get the conversation which happened afterwards. :)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on October 06, 2012, 09:28:58 AM
Quote from: Lily on October 06, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
Haha, talk about first world problems! Changing "different" to "pterosaur" might have to be my favourite auto-correct mistake ever.
Definately. :) I'm trying to remember which thread it happened on... I think it was a forum game...
I just looked for it, it was in the "Would you Rather? (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=401.0)" thread over a year ago! Time flies when you're having fun.
I must have edited my post just as you posted that. ;) I found it as well. But over a year ago?! Wow. :o
For zome reazon I have thiz urge tae zae Weasels!
i am bored
yo hig check ur messages
Please don't double post. Oh, and HiaG, lol I thought that Maul was dead!
yo it is the cellars...anything is allowed
Um, actually I don't think you're allowed to double post, even in the Cellars. You're allowed to double post if you're reviving a topic, but I don't think you're really allowed to do it otherwise. I might be wrong, but I think that's what the rules state.
yeah it says post ur spam and bad stuff here
I'm just going to post this and end the argument:
Quote from: The Official Redwall Abbey Forum RulesDouble posting (posting two times in a row in the same topic) is strongly discouraged in most cases. If you wish to add information, edit your original post. The exceptions to this rule are: if the topic starter wishes to add information which would go unnoticed with an edit, or if a topic had been unused for a long time, and you wish to revive it, then you may double post.
read the discription on The Cellars my young maiden
Yes, but the mods still don't appreciate double posting. Ask any one of them.
ok fine
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 07, 2012, 02:23:17 AM
Please don't double post. Oh, and HiaG, lol I thought that Maul was dead!
No, he zurvived. Star Wars enjoy'z bringing people back tae life. And before
The Clone Wars he ztill getz brought back to life zeveral timez. If ye want a tazte of people being brought back to life, read
Red Harvest.
Darth Maul'z new look.
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120317065319/starwars/images/thumb/3/3a/DarthMaulTCW-SWE.jpg/636px-DarthMaulTCW-SWE.jpg)
exept now he's minus one foot... GO KENOBI!!!
More than a foot. He got hiz legz cut off, remember?
I managed to get book one of "Redwall" on audiobook in to my local library from another one. Needless to say I'm quite excited to listen to it tonight. :)
Can I root for Darth Vader? Um, Anakin is my favorite Jedi, but he turned into Vader. I'm gonna root for Vader!
i just want to say EEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIIIICCCCCCNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mod note: Edited for screen stretching.
I just remembered that my sister told me Celtic Woman was going to do a concert near where I live, but that was in a dream. STUFF YOU, DREAM!!
Has anyone here ever slept in a hammock?
I've sat in one, but never slept in one.
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" -Monty Python And the Holy Grail
Bunnies!
Puppies!
Knight tae Z33.
[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
Hehe, my absolute favorite Monty Python and the Holy Grail quote!
Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen
FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!
And for Aslaaaann!
Røtern nik Akten Di
"If wishes were fishes there'd be no room left in the river for water."~ Matthias, in Mattimeo
I just heard the song Figure 8 by Ellie Goulding. I love it
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 10, 2012, 12:29:48 AM
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" -Monty Python And the Holy Grail
"Supereme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
Hahaha! :D Man, I've seen that movie more times than it is healthy.... Never gets old though! And yes, I think that Holy Hand Grenade scene is one of the best, along with the dumb guards and Tim the Enchanter. Oh, and the opening scene with the swallows. And the witch scene. And Castle Aaaargh. And the scene where they all start singing about Camelot and decide not to go because it is a "silly place". And the Swamp Castle. And the three-headed knight. And the Black Knight. And the French Taunter. I practically just named all the scenes. Well, almost all of them. :o
I'm getting creamed in a music game my sister and I are playing.. 11 to 1 Lol. I don't watch musicals and she does and I only got one right in the category :P. I managed to get one star in the today's modern hits category though.
AND FOR ASLAAAAAAAAAAN!
Wik
what does wik mean?
Alsø wik
???
What's wik?
I believe it's something from a Monty Python movie. Possibly Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 11, 2012, 05:23:14 AM
I believe it's something from a Monty Python movie. Possibly Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Oh. What's that about?
"There are some who call me........ Tim."
Alsø alsø wik
You're so funny! :D Just kidding. You're annoying.
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on October 11, 2012, 10:59:06 PM
You're so funny! :D Just kidding. You're annoying.
ha, ha, Ikr? He is :D
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
You might want to run away now.
See the løveli lakes
I'll let you have this round, HIAG, you're doing too well!
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on October 11, 2012, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 11, 2012, 05:23:14 AM
I believe it's something from a Monty Python movie. Possibly Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Oh. What's that about?
A very odd yet funny movie that's supposed to be about King Arthur and his knights trying to find the Holy Grail. They run into lots and lots of trouble along the way, but it's rather funny trouble.
The wonderful telephøne system
Gosh hiag? Thou art so annoying!
Chicken nuggets are yummy. I want my lunch. :( 'Tis a very sad day when you have not a single chicken nugget in your entire house. :'(
I am in the same predicament!
tuna is great ;D
Arg gag me with q spoon! So I was listening to this sons and j thought I had my earbuds I. But I didn't so I had it up really loud so j could hear it and so could everyone else it was really awkward.
Does anyone else like penguins, or am I the only one? For some reason, I really like penguins. I'm not sure why, I just do.
i like penguins! not as much as tigers but i do like them
YES! I'm not the only one! I also like tigers, but not as much as owls or penguins... or wolves...
i love wolves too!
I like foxes, and my cousin likes wolves. I learned that foxes and wolves hate each other when I went to the wolf and wildlife center.
hhmm do you and your cousin hate each other?
Hi everyone!
For the record, pandas ROCK!
Hiya! And yeah, pandas are pretty cool. I think I like black bears more, but pandas are pretty cool.
I have a yellow shirt that has a panda wearing sunglasses and a Penguin next to it with a what are you doing? face. And it says "I decided to be awesome today!" They say she's In the class a team stuck in her daydream been like that since 18...
I want that shirt. My panda shirt is just gray with a fat panda with heart floating around his head.
Unless you count American Eagle, I don't have any shirts with animals on it. :( I'm hoping to get an Owl City t-shirt soon, though! Hopefully.
PAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAA!!! Anyone know what that's from?
I dunno. All I know is that now I want to say: LASAGNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Ugh, I feel like Garfield lol.
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 13, 2012, 02:00:29 AM
I dunno. All I know is that now I want to say: LASAGNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Ugh, I feel like Garfield lol.
Lol
Good niiiight, a ding ding ding ding...
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Hehe, my favorite part in that movie!
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some strange woman threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some strange woman had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
Who wants lasagna?
(http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/lasagna.gif)
*Licks lips* If no one calls it, I'm just gonna eat it! Oh, and I have dessert too!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 13, 2012, 10:09:54 PM
Who wants lasagna?
(http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/lasagna.gif)
*Licks lips* If no one calls it, I'm just gonna eat it! Oh, and I have dessert too!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
I want those!!
Okay, here's the Lasagna of Pain and Anguish and your Chocolate Muffin of Death!
(http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/lasagna.gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 14, 2012, 12:20:09 AM
Okay, here's the Lasagna of Pain and Anguish and your Chocolate Muffin of Death!
(http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/lasagna.gif)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8uF_0gfneo/SwLstGjlHkI/AAAAAAAAAao/kgmfGLuVwhE/s1600/chocolate_muffin.jpg)
*dies* Noooo
YIKES! At this exact moment in time, there are 3 users on and 85 guests. I didn't know that there could be that many people on at one time!
Anythin'z pozzible.
*Gasp* You can speak words other than those spoken in Monty Python movies?! Amazing!
Ssshhh! Don't get him started again!
cute boys with guitars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you define 'cute'?
I really don't know but I like boys who can play guitar and drums
ok. I like boys who are smart.
I can't play anything. :-[
oh, well, there goes your chance to date my friend. it would have been quite conveanient, actully.
That doesn't.l mean I don't like other boys too l. ;) ;)
Shut up, Prim. I was just lamenting my lack of musical talent.
Lolz
Lulz. I have been spying on you this whole time. *waves fingers*
This is a public one of course I'm sure a lot of peeps were spying!
I'm right now singing an octave lower than Lisa Kelly from Celtic Woman. ;D
I am now singing a team by ed sheenan
Ni!
Sherlock Holmes!
Dadada
Dadada
Dada
Whoa!
Hey Anna
It's just a boy you won't understand, if you tried
So hey Anna
Smile when he's holdin' your haaaand tonight!
I love that song!
And I can say with pride I've never heard that song!
I love sherlock holmes!
I had a dream about The Nightmare Before Christmas last night. I love that movie
Sherlock Holmes is pretty awesome.
Yes! I absolutely love the bbc show for it epicness!!!!!
iCarly is ending this fall... :( Oh well at least I have four DVDs of the show.
Awe! I need to see some more of the show.
You can get most of the seasons from amazon.com
Cool. MAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you think of Selena Gomez? I used to love her but now Miranda Cosgrove and Jennette Mccurdy are my favorites over her.
Tired...
I like her. Especially her song hit the lights!
Quote from: Mad Maudie on October 16, 2012, 12:47:04 AM
I like her. Especially her song hit the lights!
I like her song Love you like a love song
Selena Gomez= Not a good actress imo.
She pretty good she voices the charrie on my avi
She's just okay to me now. I like some of her music still though.
Swedish fish!
Reese's!
Whatchamacallits! I really have zero idea how to spell that one.
Chocolate in general!!!
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Chocolate in general!!!
yes!
totally I love love love love chocolate!!!
I'm a chocoholic!
same I say we just keep quoting this!
I had a chocolate fountain for my graduation. It was funny, some of my younger cousins stuck their fingers in it, and licked it off :P
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Chocolate in general!!!
yes!
totally I love love love love chocolate!!!
I'm a chocoholic!
same I say we just keep quoting this!
I had a chocolate fountain for my graduation. It was funny, some of my younger cousins stuck their fingers in it, and licked it off :P
nasty! You mean fondue?
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Chocolate in general!!!
yes!
totally I love love love love chocolate!!!
I'm a chocoholic!
same I say we just keep quoting this!
I had a chocolate fountain for my graduation. It was funny, some of my younger cousins stuck their fingers in it, and licked it off :P
nasty! You mean fondue?
I think that's another way of saying it. It was pretty good though. Oh yeah, you're talking about the fingers thing... Most of them are addicted to chocolate like I am.
Umm who isn't addicted to it?
All around the world, every boy, every girl's got one shot to prove what they're all about! ~ One Shot - Newsboys
Dontcha know I cant get you outta my head outta my head!
I can't tell watcha say cause I'm afraid.
so let me get lost in your eyes lost in your eyes tonight!
I cant get over the way you smile it's the way you don't smile.
Yeah I cant get over the way you say my name when you aren't even talking to me.
so let me get lost in your eyes lost in your eyes tonight!
don't you know it's the way you smile it's the way you don't smile.
yeah. Don't you know it's the way you smile it's the way you don't smile!
it:s the way you tell a joke.
it's the way you get under my skin.
So let let me get lost in your eyes.
your eyes tonight.
it's probably the way you tell a joke.
The way you get under my skin.
The way you understand.
(So let me get lost in your eyes) lost in your eyes tonight.
(It's the way you smile) it's the way you don't smile.
It's the way you light up my world.
It's the way I linger on your every word.
so let me get lost in your eyes your eyes tonight.
it's the way you smile it's the way you don't smile.
(Let me get lost in your eyes tonight)
(Let me get lost in your eyes tonight)
tonight!
I actually wrote that song myself.
Nice song!
Thank you! Not that i really have any experience with stuff like that.
cheesecake!
I love han solo!
Bwahahahaha! I love obi wan! Then.
Obi-Wans awesome!
Ah thought we already had a Star Wars thread...
You do but I'm not that obsessed!
CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIIIGGGHT?! Sorry, just felt like blurting that out. Lol. No, I cannot feel the love tonight, I just had it stuck in my head.
I busted out laughing. My turn.
Evil as plain as the scar on his face, deception, disgrace!
"H'I mean, hey, if PAC-MAN affected us as kids, we'd all be munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Am I right?"
[Later] "H'yeah, it was just a dream."
Halcyon - Owl City
Too bad right? Milkshakes!
HAND OVER THE MILKSHAKE AND NO ONE WILL BE HARMED!
Never! Take the child instead!
NOOOOOOOO!!! *Starts fighting with Mad Maudie* MILKSHAKE! NOW!
*Punches rainshadow in the face* "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ye're uzin' coconutz!
NI! NI! NI! *Tries to forcefully take the milkshake* NI! NI!
Ye're uzin' coconutz!
Yes indeed it is a chocolate milkshake!
Ye've got two halvez of a coconut and yer knockin' them together.
Dadada
Dadada
Dada
Whoa!
Dadada
Dadada
Dada
Whoa!
Dadada
Dadada
Dada
Whoa!
Dadada
Dadada
Dada
Whoa!
Where did ye get them?
I don't have coconuts. I don't like coconuts. I ride a real horse. I don't have a servant that follows me around, banging coconuts together. I am a real horse rider!
I think it would be funny and cool if Keyla sang the moves like Jagger song by Maroon 5 to Tullgrew from the t.v series (season 3:Martin the Warrior) ;D And Tullgrew could sing Christina Alguilera's part.
I got the moves like Jagger! Woo!
What the heck! Lol. Might that be considered inappropriate? Ill have you gagged! Just kidding it might be funny but not what you said.
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What the heck! Lol. Might that be considered inappropriate? Ill have you gagged! Just kidding it might be funny but not what you said.
Well it won't be if their just singing it.
Gobbledygook!!!!
Oh, for a second there, I thought you were talking about me, Maudie. I was like: "What? What did I say? Did I say something bad? AH!"
Phew!
Yeah I think that makes more sense!
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Yeah I think that makes more sense!
Lol! I'll change the word to cool
And I'll put gobbledygook in mine.
Done and I actually wrote gobbledygook!
Ghoztbuzterz!
Earbudz!!
ZLIMER!
Ok, slightly worrying
Lalalalala
Nothing to do
I lied
I have a music lesson to go to
Guess what I do
I play 3 music instruments, I'm doing a gcse two years early one gcse one year early, lots of schoolwork and I have two tortoises and two sisters and I get bullied constantly at school
I'm only 13 how am I meant to stand everything?
hmm don't know i'm almost thirteen and i am about to go to public school!
Oh. Too bad.
why is that bad?
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hmm don't know i'm almost thirteen and i am about to go to public school!
Good luck. Public school wasn't exactly a good match for me.
yeah homeschooling isn't a good match for me especially since i was doing it with my brother and we were in different grades doing almost the same stuff at the same time...
Sorry for the change of subject, but has anyone else seen the t.v show Friends? I thought I wouldn't like it but now I'm watching some clips on youtube and it looks pretty funny. I just need to find out where I can see full episodes.
I've seen bits and pieces of the show, but I never really got into it. The one episode I nearly saw all of was one with... um... I forgot his name. He had a crazy roommate that liked to dehydrate things and stared at him all night long.
I probably won't want it as my absolute favorite, but I think I'll try watching just one episode to see what it's all about.
MEBETARZANYOUBEJANE!!!
Stop with that!
METHINKSITISAWEASEL!
methinksIloveotters!
Bagelseatingcheesbugerz!!!!!
T iz for Tarantula.
No it stands for Trouble with a capital T which rhymes with P which stands for POOL!!!,
WELCOMETOTHEPRIME!
Blacknailpolish.
Goodbye, my dear Chester. There'll be thousands of apple trees in heaven, I'm sure of it. You can go and eat as many apples as you want. :'(
My cat's dead. :'(
I feel really sad for you guys. The death of a pet hits hard, I know from personal experience. :'(
Quote from: Mad Maudie on October 19, 2012, 04:59:49 PM
hmm don't know i'm almost thirteen and i am about to go to public school!
I attend public school now after attending private school for most of my life. Trust me, it really isn't that bad (or at least where I am). :)
Yeah I start Tuesday and I met my teachers they are all nice.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
heheheheheh!
I'm having fun
Well, farewell Chester! I hope you get plenty of apples and horse cookies in heaven!
(http://www.friendlyhorseacres.com/meetho1.jpg)
RANDOM EDIT! AHA! I finally found a picture of Shadow (my cat from long ago)!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KhLX-9lz6UY/UIW-YHdfVBI/AAAAAAAABJo/jpP40PtQzmQ/h120/November%2B27%252C%2B2006%2B033.jpg)
ANOTHER RANDOM EDIT! I found a picture of Abby (my dog)!
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MuJ5axyGSJ8/UIW-6Er6ouI/AAAAAAAABKM/kEEoFOf37TY/h120/IMG_0855.JPG)
IAMAWESOME!!!
I'm watching Full House Lol
ABBY'SAWESOME!!!
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MuJ5axyGSJ8/UIW-6Er6ouI/AAAAAAAABKM/kEEoFOf37TY/h120/IMG_0855.JPG)
What does she like to do for fun, and what makes her awesome in your opinion?
She loves to play tug-of-war with anything that she gets her mouth on. I believe she's awesome just because of how cute and smart she is. She may not act smart, but she is. I can't even count how many tricks she knows!
Good luck tomorrow maudie!
Yeah, good luck Maudie!
thanks i'll be catching the bus in 40 minutes, at least i already know a boy there even if he is a grade or two ahead of me...
My favorite Halloween movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas.
I haven't seen that in years! In fact, I haven't watched since I was really little...I don't remember any of it...
I don't believe I've ever seen The Nightmare Before Christmas. But, I just have to say, my favorite Halloween movie is Hocus Pocus. It's cheesy, yes, but it's a really good movie in my opinion. It's got a good story, to say the least.
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I don't believe I've ever seen The Nightmare Before Christmas. But, I just have to say, my favorite Halloween movie is Hocus Pocus. It's cheesy, yes, but it's a really good movie in my opinion. It's got a good story, to say the least.
My sister loves that one. It's just ok to me.
For those American and Canadian residents who'll be affected by Hurricane Sandy, stay safe!
Anyone want to be Ridiculously Happy?
no. i'd rathet be mellow.
Well, I'd rather be ridiculously happy! :D
To eatch his own.
Tae eat his own carrotz?
don't make fun of me. you don't spell right either
Adn I dont spel good niether. :P
I can't do backflips.
The one time I tried that was on a trampoline and I threw out my back doing it. :-\
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don't make fun of me. you don't spell right either
Aye, but mine iz on purpose.
Ne'johaa!
Oyzterz!
NCIS!
iCarly!!!
Cheers!
Star Wars!!
Go On!
Full House!
Revolution!
Happy Days!
what are you doing?
Lol, naming TV shows. Friends!
Charmed!
Uh... Dragons: Riders of Berk! Ha!
The Brady Bunch!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Fairly Oddparents!
Jimmy Neutron! (You stole my next move! How dare you? :P)
ok. tv. weird.
Psych.
Let's name some movie songs!
Making Christmas (It's ours this time) from The Nightmare Before Christmas
"When Can I See You Again?" from Wreck-It Ralph.
Send me on my way from Ice Age
May It Be from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Supergirl by Krystal Harris from the Princess Diaries
Into the West from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, from Hitchhiker's Guide tae the Galaxy.
Of courze ah wid ken thiz one.
Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel from Watership Down.
Without Question from The Road to El Dorado.
Gollum's Song from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
Sunset over Tatooine from "Star Wars IV: A New Hope".
To the Sky from Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole.
mean while; in oklahoma....... :P
BROOOOOOOMBAAAAALLL!!!!
do you live in canada?
Nope. I just like playing Broomball lol. I went down to a skating rink with a bunch of buddies and we played Broomball for a few hours. Now my back hurts from landing on it so many times!
Huh, I just went ice skating for the first time in...*counts on fingers*...about seven years. I only fell down twice! Of course, I wasn't going that fast. And I grabbed people I didn't know at all for support.
Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum, dum dum duuum!
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Huh, I just went ice skating for the first time in...*counts on fingers*...about seven years. I only fell down twice! Of course, I wasn't going that fast. And I grabbed people I didn't know at all for support.
Well, it was probably easier with you, because you had ice skates. We were all playing in our shoes. Without helmets. That might be why one boy got a slight concussion... And another girl smacked her head on the side of the rink because someone shoved her into it...
ow.
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ow.
Yup! Very, very, very painful, I'd think! I also pretty much did the splits while trying to block the ball from going into the goal. It worked, but it hurt lol. All in all, a very fun but painful game. The best part: Afterwards, we went to a Mexican restaurant and had really good food. I ate the best burrito I've ever had!
Da da da da da, da da da da da da, da ta da da, ra ta da ta da, da da da da da da, da da da da da da, ta da da da, when the stars align...
Does anyone else cry when they hear beautiful songs? Because I'm doing so right now. If anyone saw me right now, they'd be asking me what was wrong. I'd reply: "Nothing. Everything is absolutely perfect." :')
I don't. I only cry when I'm sad.
Lol!girls!
Actually, I rarely cry. I cry when I'm in pain, extremely stressed or when I'm sad. I only cried just now because this song brings back memories. It's beautiful.
Awwwwwww*wipes away tears*
Was that an actual "Awwwwwww *wipes away tears*" or just a sort of joke?
Lol, you wouldn't know it talking to me on here, but I can get pretty sensitive when things don't go my way. I can't handle criticism or other people's comments very well. I guess that comes from having aspergers. But I'm learning how to deal with it. I dread having to go to my surgery because I don't feel that comfortable around the team yet. Thank God I only visit them rarely.
I feel extremely uncomfortable around people who I don't know, especially people who are older than me... And the dentist. The doctor, too. I dunno why, but I'm guessing that comes with being an introvert.
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I feel extremely uncomfortable around people who I don't know, especially people who are older than me... And the dentist. The doctor, too. I dunno why, but I'm guessing that comes with being an introvert.
I think it also comes from being nervous because they hold authority.
Aspergers make me collect carparts,wear victorian clothes,draw wolves,love cartoons ect
Paradox!
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I feel extremely uncomfortable around people who I don't know, especially people who are older than me... And the dentist. The doctor, too. I dunno why, but I'm guessing that comes with being an introvert.
I think it also comes from being nervous because they hold authority.
True.
Random question: Sorry, but I keep forgetting. What is Aspergers again?
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I don't know what to say.
Ah dae.
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I should have expected that... ::)
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I feel extremely uncomfortable around people who I don't know, especially people who are older than me... And the dentist. The doctor, too. I dunno why, but I'm guessing that comes with being an introvert.
I think it also comes from being nervous because they hold authority.
True.
Random question: Sorry, but I keep forgetting. What is Aspergers again?
It's a syndrome in the mind that can effect you when you're trying to deal with people and social situations. It's more common in males than females, but on occasion females get it. I'm so lucky ::)
All kidding aside, experts also say that it only started sometime in the mid seventies, so it's one of the more recently discovered syndromes. I only have a slight case of it.
Mines everything but slight lol!
Thanks for the answer. I'm not good with remembering syndromes and diseases and stuff like that.
Who else besides me thinks that the Redwallers (or any redwaller or any vermin) would look awesome singing in a music video? That would be epic. They could cover some redwall and some of our favorites.
They should have metal redwall songs
Pop, rock, country, rap, metal, electronic, jazz, blues... It doesn't matter what type, it would just be awesome!
Metal Redwall songs? Nahh...
Haha, I can see it now! Martin with an electric guitar, screaming into a microphone. :P
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Haha, I can see it now! Martin with an electric guitar, screaming into a microphone. :P
Lol
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Haha, I can see it now! Martin with an electric guitar, screaming into a microphone. :P
Yep, pretty much. Not singing, screaming.
All I'm picturing is Alvin and the Chipmunks, lol!!
Christmas, Christmas time is here! :P Oh, how that song annoys me! I've seen that movie and heard that song too many times.
MUST...HAVE...MORE...MUSIC! :o
Here ya go:
Breakfast - Newsboys
This song would fit well with Redwall and Mattimeo:
http://youtu.be/hzaFZD0Y4Vk (It's kind of funny and cool to picture them singing it)
Revive! Um, I hadn't planned on saying anything else, so... Uh... Goodbye! ;D
Me too! :-\
G'day mates, ah'm back!
HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! :P
Mustelids are hard to draw! I'm trying to paint a weasel and I had to erase it twice. Any suggestions? The first time, it came out looking like a dinosaur skeleton, and the second time it ended up looking like a kangaroo.
They are. Mine always look like bears with long snouts until I add masks or long tails :P
What's a mustelid?
Weasel, stoat, ferret, pine marten, otter, badger, skunk, etc.
I'm bored. real bored.
oh so an animal?
no. its a vegitable.
ooh I like vegitables!
Mustelids are animals, not vegetables!
(Romsca would be offended)
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I'm bored. real bored.
Haha, you remind me of Sherlock. "BORED!" *Shoots the wall*
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Mustelids are animals, not vegetables!
(Romsca would be offended)
I know, they are animals
and thinking about exploding johns beer cans...
The explanation is this: alcohol catches on fire, which produces gas, so the pressure would build up inside of the can, causing it to explode. Yeah, I know, I'm a science nerd 8P
;)
um, from sherlock. sherlock is bored. and if my brother ever gets done with latin, we will watch a study in pink. (I've seen it, he hasnt)
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and thinking about exploding johns beer cans...
Hahaha! Isn't that from John's blog?
Oh I didn't really know what you meant by that. Would you mind talking about something other than Sherlock because I've never watched that? It's really okay if you don't want to though, I'll just post somewhere else because I'm totally lost right now
im trying to the wirering of locomotive chips and computer
Cool!
Onionz, liver, an' zpinach. Yum!
Ah ken what ken means! :D
Ye ken wot ken means? Amazin'!
Amazin' Grace...
How sweet the sound.
tha' zaved...
A wretch like me!
Okay.....
I once was lost...
But now am found...
...Was Blind but now...
I see!
And again...
Twas grace that taught...
my heart to fear...
...And grace my fears relieved!
what are you doing?
Singing Amazing Grace. ;D
Yep ;D
I cAmE hErE wHeN i WaS bOrEd.
good for you, mate.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH
How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. [slow clap]
SQUIRREL!
weasel!
night terrors.
What I do when trying to creep my sister out:
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n133/JameslySirius/DoctorWho-10Smile.gif)
yes! that totally works!
She usually just stares at me in confusion. Then I go through the whole:
"Oh yeah, she doesn't watch Doctor Who."
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5k09ocui1qayzvw.png)
Ha ha.
If the Redwall books were set in a modern high school setting, the young vermin would be the popular crowd
They would be the gangs and the bullies and the cliques. I could actually imagine a popular squirrel with tons of makeup and fashion
Or a mousemaid with tons of makeup and really dressed up and stuff like that. Why do people do that sort of thing? I mean, if you want someone to notice you, make him notice you for what you truly look like, not what you look like with goop on your face!
Makeup is. Superly uncomfortable.
I tried wearing mascara a couple of times. It's really hard to put on, and when you want to remove it, you have to do it gently. Make up is too time consuming which is why I rarely wear it, except for occasions. I look younger than 19 because I don't wear make up. People ask me: You're 19? Really? and I tell them yes.
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weasel!
Ah claim copyright infringment!
And bezidez, it'z
Weasels!
Ah weasels
Oh no it's weasels again ::)
How about a new subject................
What's your fav exotic animal (meaning foreign to you ;) )
Mine would probably be one of these:(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200909/r437355_2104314.jpg)
The Echidna ;D
Zee me previouz pozt.
Alzae, wot 'appened tae the Ztar Warz RP thread?
I dunno.
I couldn't help but laugh at this GIF. I put it in a spoiler box, though, 'cause it's really spoiler-y. It's spoiled, I guess. :P
The Reichenbach Fall funny GIF
(http://s1.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2012/01/ea1f1749bfac60416e5a07b975300de8.gif)
(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/RVvA3xV7p9c/mqdefault.jpg)
Beyblade character'z with Dual Gazerz?!
(http://www.animeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/yu.jpg)
What?
The thing'z on their left eyez.
Haha, I remember that show... And the toys as well. I had many a fun time with them.
I'm not planning on getting married yet, but when I do get marred someday, I want my freestyle dance song (during the reception) to be Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen ;D. No, really. I'm a long way from that though but I think everyone would have fun with that song.
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I'm not planning on getting married yet, but when I do get marred someday, I want my freestyle dance song (during the reception) to be Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen ;D. No, really. I'm a long way from that though but I think everyone would have fun with that song.
If I were to ever get married and actually dance at my wedding, that would be an awesome song to dance to! Unfortunately, I'm probably the worst dancer in the world, so... :P
Lol. I'm not that good of a dancer either, so I have plenty of time to practice ;). The fun thing about freestyle dancing is that you can do whatever moves you want, there's no pattern to follow.
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 21, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
Unfortunately, I'm probably the worst dancer in the world, so... :P
I think I could give you a run for your money there! *trips over her own feet*
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Quote from: Rainshadow on February 21, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
Unfortunately, I'm probably the worst dancer in the world, so... :P
I think I could give you a run for your money there! *trips over her own feet*
Lily, I'm sure even you could beat me at a dance off. My best move is what I call the "sit in the corner and look awkward".
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on February 22, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
Quote from: Lily on February 22, 2013, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 21, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
Unfortunately, I'm probably the worst dancer in the world, so... :P
I think I could give you a run for your money there! *trips over her own feet*
Lily, I'm sure even you could beat me at a dance off. My best move is what I call the "sit in the corner and look awkward".
You both could definitely beat me. Adam Young can dance better than me, and look at his dance!
(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1020298_o.gif)
Let's just say that I can tap my feet and sway from side to side. Nothin' else. I mainly sing or play an instrument. I. Cannot. Dance.
I can't either. :(
Dancing takes a lot of concentration and coordination. When I used to take dance classes, I was always tripping over my own feet, so to speak. I was always getting criticized for not supposedly "performing" a move right.
I like dancing, but I'm not that great at it. Swing dancing is a lot of fun!
@Rainshadow: Just set up Just Dance and make everyone play! ;) Also, have you ever tried to actually learn? You're probably better than you think.
Quote from: Icefire on February 23, 2013, 05:29:04 PM
I like dancing, but I'm not that great at it. Swing dancing is a lot of fun!
@Rainshadow: Just set up Just Dance and make everyone play! ;) Also, have you ever tried to actually learn? You're probably better than you think.
Well, part of the problem is that I can't even begin to understand all the different types of dance. And I wouldn't really count Just Dance as actually dancing. ;) I can't remember any of the moves afterwards, and really, would you want to dance like that in public? :P
Well me and two other people were doing the Just Dance 4 dance from What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction to that song at a dance
Did you miss the wink? I refer to Just Dance as cheater dancing. And do you really think people would have a problem with playing Just Dance if everyone decided to just have fun and forget how they look while dancing? I've played in larger groups before and usually it will be one person with a remote and everyone else just rocking out to it.
As to your confusion at the many different types of dance, it's not like you have to know all of them! Just learn one at a time! I suggest starting with swing! ;) Maybe I'll have you guys over the next time there's a dance around here. They usually all end up at swing. Maybe it will be a square dance party...we'll still end the night with swing...it's popular in our group. :)
What wink?
Rocko's Modern Life is so cool! I'm watching it on Netflix right now. It's funny when Rocko gets his panic attacks :P
My friends and I played Just Dance 2 yesterday. It was fun. ;D
I've played that with my friends too! (I've actually played all four before)
What is it?
Just Dance is a Wii game
There are dancers on the screen and you mimic their movements. It's a lot of fun ( and it can count as exercise!)
I used to play Dance Dance Revolution a lot, but that's also cheating dancing. ;)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/The-Lizard-Comic-Book-Character.jpg)
Random Lizard attackz!
I counter with the great Judoon!
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090922213548/tardis/images/8/89/Judoon_DW_The_Stolen_Earth.jpg)
Oh, good! I like countering stuff. I counter with more cowbell!
I counter with the Weeping Angels!
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121008073417/tardis/images/6/69/Angels_in_byzansium.jpg)
I'm evil. ;D 8)
i counter with another picture of weeping angels across the hall!
I counter with the Vashta Nerada being in Scooby Doo!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6j5zFq8T1qg9utio1_500.jpg)
No one is safe. :o
I counter with ex-ter-mination!
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/717/cultofskaro.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/703/cultofskaro.jpg/)
I counter with the Master!
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0snlyLEBV1r1bp8m.jpg)
I counter with my anti-counter of counter machine!
I counter with the TARDIM!
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTse8JDeGvw7WQwpSAIGhoajhgydKHKBvbBf2aiq_kOIqTkwZeV)
Time And Relative Dimension In Minecraft. 8)
I feel like playing Croaker. Anyone want to help revive it? Anyone remember it?
Croaker?
Yes, Croaker. I'm gonna go find it.
I've never heard of Croaker.
It's fun. Lol, I started off with a paperclip!
I just raised it to candy! :D
My stomach hurts. :(
Mine did too after I took a 9-lap bike ride
In Rocko's Modern Life, it's funny that Rocko's house falls apart frequently in every episode and yet in the next shot it's fine. I love exaggerated jokes in cartoons ;D
The title...it reminds me of iNSaNiTY...
I should go to sleep. My mind's tired. But I want to see the characters for the RP Tournament...ungh... *falls asleep on keyboard*
Dude, I'm in the same time zone as Brookskimmer. *looks at clock* Trust me on this one. Just go to bed. ;)
EDIT: I hadn't seen Brookskimmer's update yet......I don't know if I'll be able to last another hour....but...I...MUST!!!!!
Quote from: Icefire on March 02, 2013, 05:54:18 AM
Dude, I'm in the same time zone as Brookskimmer. *looks at clock* Trust me on this one. Just go to bed. ;)
EDIT: I hadn't seen Brookskimmer's update yet......I don't know if I'll be able to last another hour....but...I...MUST!!!!!
Ooh, wiggly finger of shame, Icee. What are you doing up so late? Wait, I woke up at 3ish, why couldn't I have just gone down to look at what they were? Ugh! My dumb brain decided that it had gotten enough sleep, but then it decided not to work. ::)
Actually 11 isn't super late for me (unfortunately). The sad part is that after falling asleep at 12, I woke up again at 2 and didn't fall asleep again until 4:30... and then woke up at around 7:30. That's right, I trying to function on 5 hours of sleep. Watch out.
I'm nervous for this Monday. I'm supposed to meet my mentor. Hopefully she's nice, because I have to spend some time with her for a while. I'm in college so I think I'm too old to have a mentor, but my mom and teacher insisted on it. I'll make the best of it I guess
What sort of a mentor?
Quote from: Icefire on March 02, 2013, 11:20:24 PM
What sort of a mentor?
She's supposed to help me and my friend strengthen our socialization skills.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 03, 2013, 06:07:54 PM
Quote from: Icefire on March 02, 2013, 11:20:24 PM
What sort of a mentor?
She's supposed to help me and my friend strengthen our socialization skills.
For what purpose?
Because her mother and teacher think she needs it. I cAmE hErE wHeN i WaS bOrEd.
sO dId I
Os there a pattern to the big/little letters, or is it just random?
tam and martin, no, the first letter is caps, you meant "So DiD i"
Primrose, you start with the fist letter caps, then alternate.
this post does not contain emoticons.
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ThAnKs PsYbOx
Oh ok.
Having read the final problem (sherlock holmes adventure by arther conan doyle) im delaying watching reichenbach falls, cos i KNOW whats gonna happen!!
Oh, don't worry, you don't. Well, okay, you sorta do, but the BBC version is more epic.
John sees it? Gunfight? Explotions?
Quote from: PrimroseWarrior on March 03, 2013, 10:40:35 PM
Oh ok.
Having read the final problem (sherlock holmes adventure by arther conan doyle) im delaying watching reichenbach falls, cos i KNOW whats gonna happen!!
Haha. ;D Yeah, I liked that episode though. It was very much worth it! The only thing that's bad about it is the fact that the 3rd season comes out this fall. :(
Quote from: Icefire on March 03, 2013, 10:12:34 PM
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 03, 2013, 06:07:54 PM
Quote from: Icefire on March 02, 2013, 11:20:24 PM
What sort of a mentor?
She's supposed to help me and my friend strengthen our socialization skills.
For what purpose?
I'm not sure... I guess I'll learn more about it when I meet her.
argh, and I'm not gonna see the 3rd til its on netflix.
Quote from: PrimroseWarrior on March 04, 2013, 02:19:16 AM
argh, and I'm not gonna see the 3rd til its on netflix.
Lol I seriously thought you were your brother for a minute there. :P
No! I will not turn into Axe! must not, must not, must not...
You have the profile picture that he's using on the Narnia forum, so immediately I just assumed it was him. :P
oh, yeah, this is his. oh well.
I like drawing manga. 8)
I just started watching Battlestar Galactica on Netflix
I'm listening to an Owl City/One Direction song. Well, technically, it's Good Time and What Makes You Beautiful mashed together. :P
Started season two of Buffy The Vampire Slayer last night, Currently looking forward to spike's first appearance.
Just found the latest Owl City song, and I've fallen in love with it. :P
Shine Your Way - Owl City (feat. Yuna)
Right now I'm on the first season of Battlestar Galactica (the new version; there's also a 1970's version) and the fourth season of Rocko's Modern Life. I might consider watching the first season of Felicity, if I don't become bored with it. Sometimes love triangles can get overly predictable.
This is a post...
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 04, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
Just found the latest Owl City song, and I've fallen in love with it. :P
Shine Your Way - Owl City (feat. Yuna)
Is there a new Dreamworks movie coming out? :o
Yep! The Croods, which is I believe about people living in the time of the dinosaurs. From what I've seen, it looks pretty interesting.
Can't wait!
Tomorrow I am going to the dentist and I'm not sure what I need to have done to my tooth.
*To the tune o' McCavity*
Cavitiez O' Cavitiez, zhere are zae many cavitiez...
Lol
I want to see The Croods. It looks funny
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 06, 2013, 01:34:50 AM
I want to see The Croods. It looks funny
I want to see it too! Though it's partially because one of the songs is by Owl City, but I also just want to see the movie!
I used to get made fun of and beat up in school.
Quote from: blindsimeonjtp on March 06, 2013, 01:58:25 AM
I used to get made fun of and beat up in school.
I'm sorry. I used to get made fun a lot in public school. Have you talked to anyone about how you feel?
A curiouz zing vaz ven ah kept tae meself an' the lot, people ztarted actin' nicer tae me.
Haha
We are young by Fun could make a good Redwall and The Hobbit song
....how, exactly?
I don't know. I can just picture it with them for some reason.
Ah'm bored, zae 'ere'z Zveety ze Chic.
I'm not bored but I still came here
I might go see The Hobbit tomorrow :)
That's awesome! You'll love it! :D
'Tis true! I liked most of it......hated a couple parts, but loved the music! ;D
Quote from: Icefire on March 09, 2013, 03:33:05 PM
'Tis true! I liked most of it......hated a couple parts, but loved the music! ;D
Hehe, and I know most of the parts you hated. The scenes with Galadriel, perhaps? ;)
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 09, 2013, 05:13:28 AM
I might go see The Hobbit tomorrow :)
I say it on the 18th. It was REALLY good!
I saw it. It's awesome ;D My fave characters are Bilbo and Thorin.
And Kili!
And Fili! And Radagast! Lol, gotta love Radagast and his rabbits!
Yes....
I'm a fan of J.R.R Tolkien's books and so are my sister and brother.
I'm so tired. stupid daylight savings time.
I saw Wreck it Ralph wih two of my friends :)
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 11, 2013, 08:34:47 PM
I saw Wreck it Ralph wih two of my friends :)
Was it good? I really want to see it!
Whats Reck-It Ralph about?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 11, 2013, 10:02:55 PM
Whats Reck-It Ralph about?
It's a Disney movie about video game characters.
Yes, but what is it about?
Quote from: Icefire on March 12, 2013, 05:11:14 AM
Yes, but what is it about?
Well, if you want a more detailed explanation, here it is: In the movie there is obviosuly a popular game arcade for kids and tweens. When the arcade is closed, Wreck it Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) and the other main characters of video games practice their gaming skills and can even go into each other's games sometimes. Ralph is the villain in the video game Fix it Felix Jr, but he decides he doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore. So he sets out to try to change his ways with the help of a racer girl in the Sugar Rush game, her name is Vanellope Von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman). Vanellope is a glitch, and she wants to win the sugar rush race. King Candy tries to prevent her from winning it because he's afraid that the players will think the game is broken. Ralph helps her out so she can race. Wikipedia or imdb can explain the plot better than I can :P Other characters in the movie are Fix it Felix Jr (voiced by Jack McBrayer), Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun (voiced by Jane Lynch) and King Candy (voiced by Alan Tudyk.)
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on March 12, 2013, 06:24:06 AM
Quote from: Icefire on March 12, 2013, 05:11:14 AM
Yes, but what is it about?
Well, if you want a more detailed explanation, here it is: In the movie there is obviosuly a popular game arcade for kids and tweens. When the arcade is closed, Wreck it Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) and the other main characters of video games practice their gaming skills and can even go into each other's games sometimes. Ralph is the villain in the video game Fix it Felix Jr, but he decides he doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore. So he sets out to try to change his ways with the help of a racer girl in the Sugar Rush game, her name is Vanellope Von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman). Vanellope is a glitch, and she wants to win the sugar rush race. King Candy tries to prevent her from winning it because he's afraid that the players will think the game is broken. Ralph helps her out so she can race. Wikipedia or imdb can explain the plot better than I can :P Other characters in the movie are Fix it Felix Jr (voiced by Jack McBrayer), Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun (voiced by Jane Lynch) and King Candy (voiced by Alan Tudyk.)
Uhhhh...intresting.
Vatchin' ze Fantaztic Four, ze 1994 zeriez. Intereztin'.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 14, 2013, 09:00:55 PM
Vatchin' ze Fantaztic Four, ze 1994 zeriez. Intereztin'.
Never heard of it. Whats it about?
Ze Fantaztic Four, o' courze.
But 'ere'z ze wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Four_(1994_TV_series) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Four_(1994_TV_series))
Ugh... I hate wearing glasses... My eye doctor prescribed me a pair because she says I have trouble reading in low light. I'm going to be annoyed if I have to wear them all. 24.7. >:( For now I just have to wear them when I read and when I'm online. Hopefully, nothing more :-\.
24/7? I really hope you mean 12 hours... I really just can't imagine sleeping with my glasses on, it sounds uncomfortable.
Quote from: psybox on March 15, 2013, 01:31:48 PM
24/7? I really hope you mean 12 hours... I really just can't imagine sleeping with my glasses on, it sounds uncomfortable.
Well, yeah... that's what I meant. Sorry I should have explained myself better.
I'm very happy that there's now a music video for Shine Your Way. It's got me all excited for the movie!
BORED!
Oh, go shoot the wall or something. And we need milk.
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Random funny Sherlock GIF!
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll127/tardis_stowaway/gifs/tumblr_lyluiro3d21qewr7xo1_500.gif)
*shoots wall*
When someone says YOLO to me:
(http://media.tumblr.com/f571206dafd74b3de5eddbb7778ed49c/tumblr_inline_mfrszzlGdX1r0321r.gif)
T=Lol
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 17, 2013, 01:57:48 PM
When someone says YOLO to me:
(http://media.tumblr.com/f571206dafd74b3de5eddbb7778ed49c/tumblr_inline_mfrszzlGdX1r0321r.gif)
What, do you think people don't only live once? Not everyone's like the Doctor
Quote from: Romsca on March 18, 2013, 07:42:42 PM
What, do you think people don't only live once? Not everyone's like the Doctor
Yes, people only live once, but I still don't like the saying YOLO. Frankly, I find it quite annoying. Mostly because I hear it from my sister quite often. But also it's because when people say YOLO, usually what they're saying is "Hey, I'm gonna do something crazy because you only live once!" To me, that's just crazy! No, YODO is what you should be saying. You Only Die Once. But that's just my opinion.
would it be funny if the hobbits from lotr made a band? :P
How? Doesn't seem all that funny, or likely... Anyway, Detective vision!
Vhy a duck?
Love this song:
Beautiful. I literally was tearing up the first time I heard it. Amazing!
:D :D :D :D :D ;) :) :)..... :-\...... ???..... :(.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
The Forum has been taken over!!!
Quote from: Romsca on April 01, 2013, 04:31:03 AM
:D :D :D :D :D ;) :) :)..... :-\...... ???..... :(.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
...??? :P
Apple core...
Rollercoaster Tycoon!
Baltimore...
I wonder what would happen if the Death Defying Beavers had Chocolate Muffins of Death...
*Evil laugh*
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 10, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Death Defying Beavers had Chocolate Muffins of Death...
Don't even. :P
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 10, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Death Defying Beavers had Chocolate Muffins of Death...
Scary!!!! :o
Vho'z yer friend? (Anyvone get ze reference yet?)
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 10, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Death Defying Beavers had Chocolate Muffins of Death...
no not the evil muffins of death !!!!!!!! :o * Screams* :o
I aM vErY bOreD. ThAt'S wHy I cAmE hErE.
Eddie Redmayne does Empty Chairs at Empty Tables so well!
Definitely my favourite song in the entire movie. In other versions, I liked other songs more, but from the new movie, this is my all time favourite because of how he does it. So much emotion! This was the part that nearly made me cry. I held it back though, 'cause there were other people in the room. ;)
*shakes head*
Have you heard Michael Ball sing it? He's so much better! (Granted, he doesn't look the part, but oh! that voice....)
I have to agree with Icefire here... that voice... :) His version at the 10th Anniversary Concert was beautiful.
Quote from: Lily on June 13, 2013, 02:44:05 AM
I have to agree with Icefire here... that voice... :) His version at the 10th Anniversary Concert was beautiful.
They don't call it the Dream Cast for nothing!
ooh post a liiiiiiiinkkkkkk :o
btw LOVE THAT RAIN!!!!
Quote from: Icefire on June 13, 2013, 12:59:05 AM
*shakes head*
Have you heard Michael Ball sing it? He's so much better! (Granted, he doesn't look the part, but oh! that voice....)
Actually, I haven't heard him singing it. I'm sure that he's good, but I really enjoyed watching that scene with Eddie doing it, because of all the emotion he put into it. Kinda like the difference between the 25th Anniversary version of I Dreamed a Dream and the latest movie. To me, at least, the woman who played Fantine (her name escapes me) just blasted out the part, whereas Anne Hathaway actually sang it as if she were dying. Well, as much as one CAN sing when they're dying. ;)
Doctor Who is real. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4967283/Dr-Who-fan-stunned-to-see-tardis-flying-near-a-full-moon.html)
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 14, 2013, 09:03:30 AM
Doctor Who is real. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4967283/Dr-Who-fan-stunned-to-see-tardis-flying-near-a-full-moon.html)
That is actually kinda creepy... :o
i iz bored an too lazy to capitalize or punctuate
I'm bored waiting for my cousins to wake up so we can go to the Aquarium. They aren't morning people. Seriously. 10:00 is early to them. PLEASE WAKE UP! I want to go to the Aquarium!! (How nice it will be when I finally have my driver's license!)
10:00am is early for me too. XD
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on June 17, 2013, 12:26:23 AM
10:00am is early for me too. XD
Amen! If I could sleep in till 10, I'd be a very, VERY happy lady. ;)
10:00 *dreamy voice* Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp
BTW Martin posted the first reply and Tam is poting this
Man! If I sleep til late you had better check to make sure I'm still alive! 8:00 is super late for me....on the weekend. During the week, 6:30 is late.
Aren't you lot still happy you don't have to deal with this yet?
During the week I have to get up at 7:15. During the weekend or holidays, anywhere between 11-2pm is usual (I stay up way too late). My record is... wait for it... 4:00pm.
WHAT!! 4:00 PM!!!!!
WHOA! If that were me, it would mean that I died or am dying. I stay up late, too, but I cannot stay in bed that long!
Wow! You guys can sleep in late. :-* I have trouble sleeping in past 7:30 on most days!
Quote from: Thomas Barkshield on June 18, 2013, 01:43:47 AM
Wow! You guys can sleep in late. :-* I have trouble sleeping in past 7:30 on most days!
First, that smiley creeps me out. ;) Second, I know! It's hard for me to stay asleep. If I could, I'd sleep in late, but my brain doesn't really allow me to do that. If I could, I'd be a very happy person. ;)
Random statement: Braces suck. I couldn't even eat a cherry today. A pitted cherry. ONE. PITTED. CHERRY. Ugh!
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 14, 2013, 12:15:30 AM
... To me, at least, the woman who played Fantine (her name escapes me) ...
Lea Salonga. :) I'm seeing her in concert in a few weeks, along with Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess. I am very excited. ;D
Quote from: Lily on June 20, 2013, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on June 14, 2013, 12:15:30 AM
... To me, at least, the woman who played Fantine (her name escapes me) ...
Lea Salonga. :) I'm seeing her in concert in a few weeks, along with Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess. I am very excited. ;D
Oh, Lea Salonga is great :) Have fun!
But ah vant vone more cookie.
Why doI have only 976 messages?
WOW!!!! I only have 136 but I deleted all the unimportannt ones.
Aye, but ah vant vone more cookie.
Why did I only post 185 topics?
Quote from: Redwaller on June 26, 2013, 02:27:27 AM
Why doI have only 976 messages?
Dude, clean out your inbox! ;)
Why? :D It's fine! It brings back memories! :D Although I could delete some.
I don't have that many messages no one likes me :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: rachel25 on June 29, 2013, 04:15:30 PM
I don't have that many messages no one likes me :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I do!
On Saturday I went to Supernova (http://www.supanova.com.au/), which is pretty much Australia's Comic Con. It was awesome, and I bought two shirts, one "I am Sherlocked" shirt and one which says "For science you monster" with a picture of GLaDOS. I spent about $85 Aus dollars all up, but it was worth it!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 02, 2013, 02:08:46 PM
On Saturday I went to Supernova (http://www.supanova.com.au/), which is pretty much Australia's Comic Con. It was awesome, and I bought two shirts, one "I am Sherlocked" shirt and one which says "For science you monster" with a picture of GLaDOS. I spent about $85 Aus dollars all up, but it was worth it!
Ooh, lucky! You have a Sherlock shirt! :o
Quoth ze raven, `Nevermore.'
koala bears are prone to spontaneous combustion.... also koala bears are not, in fact, bears. They are marsupials.
I don't go on my e-mail for a day.... i log on and have have... 105 new messages!!! I just sit there and think... dang, Bri, you, my friend need a HOBBY!
Computer techie i am
typin' w/ one hand
Quote from: AnnaofRedwall on July 23, 2013, 03:01:19 AM
koala bears are prone to spontaneous combustion.... also koala bears are not, in fact, bears. They are marsupials.
I don't go on my e-mail for a day.... i log on and have have... 105 new messages!!! I just sit there and think... dang, Bri, you, my friend need a HOBBY!
If I left my email for a day I would get like, 0 messages.
My email keep on get clogged up too.
I don't have that many emails
I'm bored.
Very bored.
Extremely bored.
Dominantly bored.
incurably bored.
borededly bored.
I
AM
VERY
EXTREMELY
DOMINANTLY
INCURABLY
BOREDEDLY
BORED
The Blue and The Red sure do stand out
Foxez!
Mice!
MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!!
Quote from: Mask on August 01, 2013, 03:57:59 AM
I
AM
VERY
EXTREMELY
DOMINANTLY
INCURABLY
BOREDEDLY
BORED
THAT'S why!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/16e3d802d20defc02c10712069795d24/tumblr_meuntsDq7I1rq8ga2o1_500.gif)
...The wall had it coming... ;D
Just tea for me, thanks.
I'm not your housekeeper!
Hahahaha
The wall...
The wall understands us...
THE WALL......IS CAVING IN ON US!
What wall
This one!
(http://williamjepma.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/tumblr_m8b3y6eoc91rtkcxwo1_500.gif)
This topic now has 100 pages!
Or maybe this wall.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-g6CITlz9D2c/TXFDg1-Nt9I/AAAAAAAABOU/e11x59aTi3o/s320/Pink_Floyd_-_The_Wall.jpg)
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.swf
Cool little game.
I'm not bored but I come any way
Quote from: Redwaller on August 10, 2013, 05:27:42 PM
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.swf
Cool little game.
I tried playing that, but eventually I just wanted to smash the kitty. ;)
La La La La, La La La La, Elmo'z Vorld!
There's a weasel in my bread.
Actually, tiz juzt an illuzion.
Well I have a breadkitteh, look. 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I'm so bored!
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 10, 2013, 07:08:57 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on August 10, 2013, 05:27:42 PM
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.swf
Cool little game.
I tried playing that, but eventually I just wanted to smash the kitty. ;)
Same here.
If you want to play other cool little games by them, try this: http://www.gamedesign.jp/index_en.html
Especially Hoshi Saga.
I'm not bored but I still came here!
I'm always bored! XD
Except when I'm playing Skyrim!
I-am that is, my sword will wield for me!
I keep seeing Skyrim all over the place exactly what is it? I know your all going to be like SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SKYRIM IS! :o
Don't feel bad! I have no clue what it is either! ;D
Good then we can be clueless together. ;D
It's an Elder Scrolls game (video game ;)). It looks very fun!
Random thing: I just drew Dr. Rainy, as well as myself... (Though my drawing of myself doesn't really look like me. :P I tried to make it as close as possible, but I suck at drawing real people. I can draw from imagination, but I can't copy. ::))
Beautiful donut, vake untae zee; a terrible fate iz vaitin' for yeee-GULP!
*the ferret meat candy army sets up fortresses, camps, and villages across the thread, defended with corrupted bunny cannons.*
YAY! I'm not the only one who is clueless when it comes to video games! *High fives Faiyloe and Jukka*
Yes! I never play video games any more. But that is probably because most of the games that we have I don't like. I will defiantly get the Redwall game when it comes out though.
What is it coming out on?
I don't Know some time next year I think.
I mean is this a console game? ;)
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that's got it wrong.
This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
This has led to some interesting consequences. For instance, when the Editors of the Guide were sued by the families of those who had died as a result of taking the entry on the planet Tralal literally (it said "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists: instead of "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal "of" visiting tourists"), they claimed that the first version of the sentence was the more aesthetically pleasing, summoned a qualified poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf."
-The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Is this the galaxy your head is in? :D
Nay, ziz iz ze galaxy zat me left pav iz in.
Your weird. ;)
That's an understatement. ;D
True. ;D
who here loves to dance??? who here loves BALLET???? and doing stuff in the dirt???
I don't LOVE to dance, but I know how to dance. Well, swing dance. Sort of. I know the basic step and how to do some moves.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2013, 05:10:52 PM
who here loves to dance??? who here loves BALLET???? and doing stuff in the dirt???
Did zomebeazt zay "Dirt"?! DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! DIRT!!! *Ztartz zrovin' dirt an' mud everyvhere*
Well, I just finished planting yard sale signs all over. I was in all black, and I was running all over, driving signs into the ground. Needless to say, I got some odd looks from passing cars. :D
Ah get zem av ze time (Zometimez from me vavin' me 'and at zem viz a goofy grin on me face). Meanvhile, ah'm gaein' tae ze Scottish Highland gamez tomorrov! May'apz ah'll finally get me parentz tae let me get a kilt!
Cool! The Highland Games hosted near our house sells claymores, dirks, daggers, bows etc.
I want one... so bad.
Oooo. I'm trying to collect metal weapons, but there's not really a place that sells 'em. :(
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2013, 05:10:52 PM
who here loves to dance??? who here loves BALLET???? and doing stuff in the dirt???
I used to dance classes, first I did tap and modern. I found those boring and then went and did street dancing for a bit, but the girls there were all well I won't go into detail but I left there too. And as for doing stuff in the dirt my family own two Cobs (horses) and there's lots of dirt and mud involved in that. And no my family are not rich, actually you can buy horses on the internet for a pound I've checked. It's having the land to keep them on that's the expensive thing. But we have great landlords and we rent a good three fields off them. :)
Ah'm back! Ah 'ad tae vait until zunday inztead o' zaturday due tae veazer. Ah didnae get a kilt (Ah'll try for one for Chriztmaz), but ah did get a zhirt! Ah alzae got tae dae ziz axe zrovin' zin'y, an' liztened tae zome great muzic! Zey alzae 'ad ziz laddie drezzed az a ztormtrooper vearin' a kilt an' vieldin' a veapon like ze vone Kir Kanos uzez! Overav, ah 'ad a MAJOR time!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2013, 02:10:20 AM
Ah get zem av ze time (Zometimez from me vavin' me 'and at zem viz a goofy grin on me face). Meanvhile, ah'm gaein' tae ze Scottish Highland gamez tomorrov! May'apz ah'll finally get me parentz tae let me get a kilt!
I can imagine you in a kilt.
Of course, I have no earthly idea what you look like, so...
Basically, a weasel. That's what he looks like.
Aye, pretty much.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 15, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2013, 05:10:52 PM
who here loves to dance??? who here loves BALLET???? and doing stuff in the dirt???
Did zomebeazt zay "Dirt"?! DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! DIRT!!! *Ztartz zrovin' dirt an' mud everyvhere*
Well, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned dirt......sits in something brown..Yuck!!! What in hades??? Oh, mud.... Changes pants and sits in a different chair that DOESN'T have mud or dirt in it!!!
I................
HATE..............
HOMEWORK!!!
(I guess it has to be done, though. Oh well, not much to complain about, for I'm on the honor role! ;D )
Well, I'm home schooled, so.........
...So you are awesome! I am Home schooled too! ;D Yay us *dose the happy home school dance in my pajamas. (yes the rumors are true we do do our schoolwork in our PJs (some times (and yes I am putting parentheses in parentheses (and no I do not know why))))* ;D
Only schoolwork? No, I spend all day in my pajama pants! (Yes, I do get dressed, I just like the feel of pajama pants, 'cause they're warm and comfy. ;D)
I'M HOMESCHOOLED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm chain listening to this song.
I'm home schooled to! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Vot'z zat comin' over ze 'ill
Iz it a monzter? Iz it a monzter?
Okay, who's bored now: "________________"
Quote from: Gnoflet on October 27, 2013, 07:22:52 PM
I'm home schooled to! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
HIGH FIVE! *High fives rain*
Yes rain, ;D
I've had a terrible cold the last two days!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm feeling better now :)
I'm going to see Thor 2 at the cinemas tonight ;D
The universe is a better place with the help of polka-driven zombie dinosaurs!
Quote from: rachel25 on October 30, 2013, 11:13:38 AM
I'm going to see Thor 2 at the cinemas tonight ;D
Niiiiice. ;D
Quote from: psybox on October 30, 2013, 01:35:34 PM
The universe is a better place with the help of polka-driven zombie dinosaurs!
Aye, but, In ze beginnin' ze Univerze vaz created. Ziz made a lot o' people very angry an' been videly regarded az a bad move.
this is a sad song :'(
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also how do u do the music vid?
Boxes! Boxes full of kittens!
check this out:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Ds-FXGGQg&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL-Ds-FXGGQg%26feature%3Dyoutu.be
Ah, but you know what's even better than that?
That video's awesome! ;D
Quote from: The Shade on December 21, 2013, 09:45:31 PM
Ah, but you know what's even better than that?
That song gets boring after a while.
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:09:20 AM
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
*Throws a cream pie at Norham* Are you bored anymore?
MM. Ice cream. Was about to write ice cram, but that was just TOO weird.
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 03:57:03 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:09:20 AM
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
*Throws a cream pie at Norham* Are you bored anymore?
Sadly, before you could do that, Norham got bored enough to go to bed. (And because his mother said so ;D )
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 11:53:52 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 03:57:03 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:09:20 AM
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
*Throws a cream pie at Norham* Are you bored anymore?
Sadly, before you could do that, Norham got bored enough to go to bed. (And because his mother said so ;D )
Nooooooooo! :p
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 05:27:22 PM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 11:53:52 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 03:57:03 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:09:20 AM
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
*Throws a cream pie at Norham* Are you bored anymore?
Sadly, before you could do that, Norham got bored enough to go to bed. (And because his mother said so ;D )
Nooooooooo! :p
I am bored, so I came here.
Quote from: MatthiasMan on January 28, 2014, 10:32:45 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 05:27:22 PM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 11:53:52 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 27, 2014, 03:57:03 AM
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 27, 2014, 03:09:20 AM
It's 10:00, and I'm bored, really bored. So, here I am!
*Throws a cream pie at Norham* Are you bored anymore?
Sadly, before you could do that, Norham got bored enough to go to bed. (And because his mother said so ;D )
Nooooooooo! :p
I am bored, so I came here.
*Throws cream pie at Matt* Haha! >:D
Where did you get a cream pie? Where did you get the ice cream?
Hi!!! We (the royal we) are bored. One of thee shouldst amuse us.
*Google searches 'How to amuse'. Booop. No results found.
*Stares at screen.
"Crud."
This "Google" hast dissatisfied us. I command thee to deal with it accordingly!
"Yes ma'am."
*Crushes computer.
"Crud. Well, Google isn't the problem any more. . ."
CHEESE I AM BORED WHAT DO I DO
Eat that cheese.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 29, 2014, 12:34:09 AM
"Yes ma'am."
*Crushes computer.
"Crud. Well, Google isn't the problem any more. . ."
Well done. Thou hast amused us greatly. We shall reward thee with the highest reward in our kingdom.
Thou hast been awarded the nothing medal of nothingness!
Many thanks, my liege.
Next time, I hope to get the Manly Man Beard of Masculinity. ;D
We do not award beards. We are under the impression that beards are far too fluffy for any of our subject's chins.
Affirmative. Clean-shaven I shall be. (cursed :D)
How else may I assist you?
By taking a pie to the face! *Throws a cream pie at Skarzsy* HAHAHA!!!
*Smiles* Yes! We are very amused! Thy face would look best with pies on it!
*Throws another pie at Skarzsy* Dost thou enjoyeth that, My Lady?
We do! That dost amuse us to the greatest heights of amusement. Thou shalt be awarded with the "Magical Nothing of Magical Nothingness" award.
Oh boy! *Throws another pie at Skarzsy* I'm Nothing Magical! Wait, what?
Be thou grateful, or thou shalt become nothing.
(On that same note, "Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.")
Cheeze.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: BlueRose on January 29, 2014, 01:33:49 AM
Be thou grateful, or thou shalt become nothing.
(On that same note, "Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.")
DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.
(http://temerity-jane.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/DancingCyberman.gif)
We (the squirrel in my pocket and I) just finished 'Rise of the Cybermen' and 'The Age of Steel'... I rather like cybermen...
We thy servants, of this forum, have decided that. . . pie.
Yes.
The royal we is extremely pleased that... Pie.
Mm. Yes.
Pie.
*Splat
Quote from: BlueRose on January 29, 2014, 01:58:01 AM
We (the squirrel in my pocket and I) just finished 'Rise of the Cybermen' and 'The Age of Steel'... I rather like cybermen...
Not to offend thee, My Lady, but I do not care for the Cybermen. Frankly, if I may say so, they scare me. I'd much rather stand against a Dalek than a Cyberman. But I'd rather not go up against a Dalek, either.
...Pie. *Throws a pie at Skarzsy*
I have two DW tee-shirts. I have a rune-scrawled Weeping Angel shirt, and a minimalistic shirt that has the three iconic computer keys: Ctrl Alt *cyberman head*
Lucky! The only Doctor Who merch I have is a sonic screwdriver that I got on Friday. ::) (It's really handy when I can't find a flashlight. Man, that thing is bright!)
@Rain: The design of the cybermen is elegant. We think that their eyes look almost like they are crying....
@Norham: Lucky! We recently purchased a DW themed kindle case. (Ok, so it's not really DW themed, but to us it represents something DW-ish.)
Oh yeah, I have a Tennant age Screwdriver. And I got a ton of DW stuff for Christmas. (Though. I didn't ask for any of it,t was still awesome)
Lol, I asked for a bunch of DW stuff for Christmas and got nuttin'. Although, I did get a bunch of Owl City, so that kinda made up for it. ;) What was funny was that for my birthday my mom had to tell me that she would buy me whatever Doctor Who thing I wanted because she had no idea what any of it was or where to get it. I looked it up online and had found it in under five minutes, and had purchased it within about ten. :P
Nice. Where do you look, ThinkGeek?
Haha. We had to buy our own merchandise, because our family prefers to spend their money on the younger members of the family. (And the one in Germany...)
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on January 29, 2014, 02:48:18 AM
Nice. Where do you look, ThinkGeek?
Amazon. I'd known it was there for awhile, so it didn't take me very long to find. ;D
@Rose: Lol, I'm the youngest, so I guess I'm kinda lucky. ;)
We were the youngest before our brother had kids.
I was only the youngest for two years. Now, I have five little smurfs younger than me.
Haha, lucky. I always wanted younger siblings.
Warning: sometimes they seem like they have been put here to hasten insanity.
Are you still yet amused?
Ah, yes. We are amused. Greatly so.
(Heh. Yeah, we've been around our younger cousin for long enough to know that.)
Hark! I heareth something! It seems it is. . .
*Splat
Yes.
Yes it is.
Pie?
And ice cream.
*Wipes it off and eats it.
Apple and vanilla.
*Throws a pumpkin pie at Skarzsy* Die, pie! Die, you foul creature! (No, you're not a foul creature, Skarzsy, the pie is. Nasty, nasty!)
Here, I'll make sure it's dead
*eats pie
*snaps fingers, sending pie minions to attack Skarzy and Rain* Mwahahahaha!
My lady, Why?! What have we done to deserve thy wrath?
Oh yeah. We're amusing you. Never mind!
*Starts juggling the pie minions*
*is very amused* Correct. The two of thee only exist to amuseth us.
I'll tell you a story about Jack M'nory, and now my story's begun
*Splat
I'll tell you another about Jack and his brother, and now my story is done.
*Splat
We are not amused.
Uh oh.
Running out of humorous ideas, my lady. Shall I fling myself over a cliff, or have Rain get more pies?
The cliff, minion. Perchance thou canst arrange for an explosion as you hit the ground? We like explosions. And pies.
*flings self off cliff* ha, little does she know I brought a parachute! Mwahahahaha *pulls chute cord* hahahahahahahaha... Ha... Oh crud *realizes the chute cord was a grenade pin*
We are very amused. Well done. We shall reward thy remains with the 'Magical Nothing of Magical Nothingness' award.
(*wonders if we have just begun an epidemic of exploding lemmings.*)
It's morning, and I'm going to leave for school in about 15 minutes. Those minutes are going to pass slowly. Maybe indefinitely worse, they will pass slower.
I... Am... BORED!
We feel no pity for thy plight. We are always bored.
Thouest is unpitied. To amuse the lady, I shall cast myself from yonder craggy cliff, to sail in the air and inevitably land on the hard earth below; with me is the noble Pie Bomb, which shall detonate upon landing impact. We hopest thou mightst be amused,
Thou art trying too hard to sound as if thee were from yon middle ages. Thou hadst better quit whilst thee are ahead. Oh, and do go and throw thyself off yonder cliff. That shall amuse us greatly.
My lady, it is just but a speech impediment. Mindeth not my odd accent, but watch with humor at my falling antics.
*Hurls himself off the cliff, flailing about; all the way down, one word is yelled:
"CRRUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!!"
*Lands with a terrific splat, aided by the sound of a hundred released pies spattering the ground.
*laughs* That doth amuse us greatly! We shall call the medical team to repair thy injuries, so that thou wilt be capable of doing that again!
Okkaayyyyy....... all of this is just. plain. weird.
Isn't it though? We are extremely amused by it all.
*Skarzs cannot talk due to pain. Sorry.
*The royal medical team approaches Skarzs with all their medical paraphernalia. *
Darn needles. I can't feel my legs, but at least I have pie to eat. :D
The royal medical team is the best in our kingdom.
Many thanks, my liege. Dost this amuse you?
*splats pie on head
Yes. That doth amuse us very much indeed.
Hold on, I need to have lunch.
*Splat.
Crud, I can feel it running down my back!! AUGH! Ooh! Yikes!
*laughs* Thou art very good at amusing us.
I'm confused!
Good. Confusion also amuseth us.
Ice cream
*Splat
OOOHHH THATS COOOLLLDDD!!!!
Shouldst thou really be inflicting ice cream on thy wounds?
I don't understand why slipping on a banana peel is so funny.
*Slip
*Rolls over in pain.
Quote from: BlueRose on January 30, 2014, 09:20:15 PM
Shouldst thou really be inflicting ice cream on thy wounds?
You dost not know it's healing benefits.
Neither do I.
*In the hospital bed next to Skarz*
"I know, right?"
So, what happened to you?
"Jumped off a cliff with a bag full'a grenades... it was... intense."
*is very amused* We hast begun our conquest of the world!!! Mwahahahaha!
Erm, what?
Nothing! We said nothing. Well, almost nothing. What fine weather our kingdom is having today!
Mm. Yes. Quite. ;D
Psst! When doth we start mass producing the tanks, my lady?
What would thou liketh me to do to amuse thee, my lady?
First, let me heal. Then I can help.
My lady, with all due respect. I dare not amuse thee, as it only ends badly for those who do so. I think I shall server you no longer. Should I perish, I will at least do so quickly, and without you laughing at my plight. I am...
THE BANE OF AMUSEMENT!
*Electric guitar*
*Eats all the pie, and the cliff. Then takes Super-Anti-Indigestionater-3,000,000 to prevent indigestion and/or death*
Mwah!
*Hobbles over to Rusvul and slaps him with a pie.
Thou shall amuseth her, fiend! And I'm healing fast, so this job isn't too bad. It's kinda fun to jump off cliffs and get pies.
*zombified voice* PIIEEEE!
Thou shalt all amuse us! We will not stand for insubordination.
Those who art amusing us are doing very well.
The mass production of the tanks start when we have enough steel.
Yes, my lady. A little longer and I shall be ready to amuse thee.
Why, I ask, why are thee talking like this? Thou should have knowth this is is annoying I tell thy. Yay, ye shalt see the results of thy foolish bidding.
Thou art the fool, for it is thee who is not speaking thus correctly. Verily, thou shouldst be cast over yonder crevice, naught to be seen again.
*cringes* Gah! Thou art fools! Thy paltry attempts to speak in the high words of old hath given us a headache!
Nay, I shalt not be cast within yon deep hole. Ye scum have nought see the last of I. I shalt return, and wreck revenge on thy brethren.
I shall cease, my lady. Here, I hope this amuses thee.
*Splats pies on face; unrecognizably covered in pie.
Yes. That doth amuse us. Well done, peasant.
Shade shall not return to cause chaos; that is our place. Shall I load up the tank, my lady?
MAY I MAYHAPS POST DEAR PEOPLE OF THIS HERE THREAD??!!
I beg your pardon?
May I rephase my outrageous outburst for thy ears; May I post?
You just did. ;D
FIRE!
*Shoots lead-filled cream pies at Shade with the tank.
*watches the ensuing chaos with much amusement.*
*An DDBPB jumps up and takes the bullet* Ha! I have servants everywhere!
A DDBPB? What's that stand for?
*Fires three more shots in rapid succession, hurling a pie grenade and launching a pie mortar.
*Holds up several steel pies* M'lady, shall I melt these down and build tanks?
*Continues watching the chaos.*
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:35:46 PM
*Holds up several steel pies* M'lady, shall I melt these down and build tanks?
Yes! Do. We do not know why there are steel pies, but we need tanks.
I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady. That is why there are steel pies. But now they shall be tanks! *Starts melting down the pies*
I suppose there is a method to her madness, my lady.
Fire again!
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:45:13 PM
I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady. That is why there are steel pies. But now they shall be tanks! *Starts melting down the pies*
We see. We do not understand, but we see.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 08:57:07 PM
I suppose there is a method to her madness, my lady.
Fire again!
We suppose there is.
*SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT
SHADE IS FINISHED!!!
Quote from: BlueRose on January 31, 2014, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:45:13 PM
I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady. That is why there are steel pies. But now they shall be tanks! *Starts melting down the pies*
We see. We do not understand, but we see.
If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks. It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies. No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.
*Jumps off cliff with fireworks attached to back*
LYNARDERIOO!!
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 09:27:09 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on January 31, 2014, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:45:13 PM
I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady. That is why there are steel pies. But now they shall be tanks! *Starts melting down the pies*
We see. We do not understand, but we see.
If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks. It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies. No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.
Now it makes total sense! Thanks for shedding some light on the subject! Now lets get these tanks together, shall we?
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 08:12:47 PM
A DDBPB? What's that stand for?
*Fires three more shots in rapid succession, hurling a pie grenade and launching a pie mortar.
The first three letters stand for Death-Defying-Beavers. Before your time I'm afraid. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 31, 2014, 10:38:38 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 09:27:09 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on January 31, 2014, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 31, 2014, 08:45:13 PM
I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady. That is why there are steel pies. But now they shall be tanks! *Starts melting down the pies*
We see. We do not understand, but we see.
If I may explain, it was much easier to transport steel pies from one place to another than tanks. It would have been very hard to get a dozen tanks onto a commercial airplane, so instead of trying that, I made the tanks into pies. No one questioned why I was taking metal pies anywhere.
Now it makes total sense! Thanks for shedding some light on the subject! Now lets get these tanks together, shall we?
That doth make incredible sense. We commend thee on your ingenuity.
Nay! I refuse to amuse. Your amusement I shall not bring, boring times fly fast, on wing. Slain will be the amusing pies, and tanks will fall, from the skies. The Shadow, the insubordinate commends. Beware, the day, amusement ends!
Thou sayest that, peasant, but thou has only managed to amuse us more with thy nonsensical prose. Do continue.
I dare not. Farewell. We shall meet again, and when we do, 'twill be your boredom. *Vanishes in puff of smoke and purple sparklies. Echo of voice is heard* I like purple sparklies...
*Smiles* We look forwards to thy future attempts, peasant.
Such strains at unamusement always turn fowl at the doer. Note: he rhymed his words almost on purpose. Also, good luck getting these tanks up in the air.
Excuse me, Skarzsy, but my tanks are special. They are capable of flight... if I build them correctly. *Looks at manual again* Oooohhh, that part's supposed to go THERE!
Our tanks are not for amusement. They are for world domination. So therefore, they shall not be destroyed.
My lady, shall we destroy the unwanted ones and begin the assault?
Hold for now, peasant. Our army is not yet ready.
Shalt I gather my minions, my lady?
*Smiles* Thou mayest begin, yes. We shalt also begin the summoning of our armies.
Yes, my lady. MINIONS!
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I am merely a lord under higher command; I have my resources, all loyal to thee, of course.
Of course. Now, let thy forces eat, drink, and be merry! For once they have done so and rested, our conquest of the world shall begin!
It shall be done, my liege!
Good. Now retire with us and our generals to discuss the battle plans.
>:( >:( >:( >:( <---- generals
Yes ma'am. Is it fine to bring in my general?
8) Yes, this is him. Pies are not good for his glasses.
The tanks are ready, m'lady! Uh, they can fly, go underwater, are fireproof, and are bombproof. I think. I haven't tested it yet, but I did set up a force field around each tank. I'm 79% sure that it works.
*Ghostly voice is heard* Oh... Yess, your forcefields work... But... Sabotage! I filled the tanks with liquid osmiuuuuummmm..... *Voice fades away*
(Osmium is really really dense. A cubic foot of osmium weighs 639.68 Kilograms. To put that in perspective, a cubic foot of Iron weighs 222.97 kilograms. Hah. Tanks full of that. In your amused face. Mwahahahahahaha!)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 01, 2014, 04:21:09 AM
Yes ma'am. Is it fine to bring in my general?
8) Yes, this is him. Pies are not good for his glasses.
Yes, it is fine to bring thy general.
Quote from: Rainshadow on February 01, 2014, 05:15:35 AM
The tanks are ready, m'lady! Uh, they can fly, go underwater, are fireproof, and are bombproof. I think. I haven't tested it yet, but I did set up a force field around each tank. I'm 79% sure that it works.
Well done.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on February 01, 2014, 05:27:29 AM
*Ghostly voice is heard* Oh... Yess, your forcefields work... But... Sabotage! I filled the tanks with liquid osmiuuuuummmm..... *Voice fades away*
(Osmium is really really dense. A cubic foot of osmium weighs 639.68 Kilograms. To put that in perspective, a cubic foot of Iron weighs 222.97 kilograms. Hah. Tanks full of that. In your amused face. Mwahahahahahaha!)
Osmium! Fantastic! One of thou shouldst empty the tanks and bring the osmium to us. We have need of it.
Oh, never mind. ::)
Shall we use the osmium for armor-piercing rounds?
Nay, the osmium is for the metal alloys that make up our pens! It shall only be used by our enemies to sign forms of surrender! Mwahahahahaha!
This was along time ago but I like the Weeping angels the best. Better than Daleks and Cibermen.
Ugh. I'm bored. :P I think I'm the earliest one on every morning. All it says at the bottom is however many guests, and 1 user. Anyways, got to get ready for school y'all. ;D
The picture of Rainy should be finished by the time I get back. . .
Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
BOREDOM!!!
Meh, Weeping angels are overrated. They're just Mario enemies in a less cartoony setting.
Really excited for next Thursday! Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons!
Cybermen are better, cooler, harder, better, faster, stronger, and 87% more awesome.
;D
Daleks.
In my opinion, the Vashta Nerada are probably the freakiest Doctor Who monster. Well, maybe not the FREAKIEST, but one of the freakiest.
Cybermen are better at dying.
Favorite companion?
Mine is either Martha or Donna.
Rose or Amy/Rory. (Amy and Rory only count as one.)
Tie between Rose or Clara. I don't know why.
Cybermen, definitely.
Has anyone seen primeval???
Season 3 episode2 gives the doctor who episode "Blink" a run for it's money(it is sooooooooooooo scary)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. . .
No.
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
I'm bored ;D
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 12, 2014, 01:15:36 AM
In my opinion, the Vashta Nerada are probably the freakiest Doctor Who monster. Well, maybe not the FREAKIEST, but one of the freakiest.
In my opinion, either the Silence or the Bogey-Man alian from "Hide."
Ugh, that episode scared the. . . Snot out of me.
And it was 11:30 at night, alone, in a dark room when I watched that.
BAD. . . DECISION. . .
HA HA HA!
What? I shouldn't be laughing?
. . .
Oh.
It is actually pretty funny.
Trolololololol.
Ah loike chocolate milk!
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Ti4OGLy0a0Mvu/giphy.gif)
. . . Aaaaaaaaand I just put salt in my coffee. :-X
DX
Oi'm juss' a wee Dibbun, ony tin yurrs of h'age, oho.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2014, 03:26:57 AM
. . . Aaaaaaaaand I just put salt in my coffee. :-X
DX
YOU ARE HAVING COFFEE! :o
Give me!
Don't do it!Ok... :(... 8) Lets dance!
That would be a bad idea in your present, caffeinated, condition.Not even you can stop me from dancing! SOME ONE PUT SOME MUSIC ON!
*Whispers*cuz i cant post youtube links...*Whispers* *Grabbes Scarzsles and spins him around!*
AH LOIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Nnoooooo!! *Gets spun helplessly around*
Jumps on to Faiy and Skarzs.*
Tolo ar nin a liltha na nin vi i ithilcalad.
._.
:)
Translation: Come with me and dance with me in the moonlight.
:D I just realized how weird that is... :P
Yeah..... :-\ :-X ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2014, 07:30:18 PM
Translation: Come with me and dance with me in the moonlight.
:D I just realized how weird that is... :P
YOU STAY AWAY!
;D
'Kay, that was kind of weird. Why must you talk in Elvish rather than Common Sylvian? It's a lot easier to understand, you know.
Here's a question:
Why are we all weird?
The mysteries of life...
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 30, 2014, 09:11:19 PM
Here's a question:
Why are we all weird?
The mysteries of life...
42.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2014, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2014, 03:26:57 AM
. . . Aaaaaaaaand I just put salt in my coffee. :-X
DX
YOU ARE HAVING COFFEE! :o
Give me!
Don't do it!
Ok... :(... 8) Lets dance!
That would be a bad idea in your present, caffeinated, condition.
Not even you can stop me from dancing! SOME ONE PUT SOME MUSIC ON! *Whispers*cuz i cant post youtube links...*Whispers* *Grabbes Scarzsles and spins him around!*
Muzic? Aye aye!
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2014, 05:38:14 PM
Tolo ar nin a liltha na nin vi i ithilcalad.
Must revive only to ask the question. Can you please teach me Elvish, if that is possible?
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2014, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2014, 03:26:57 AM
. . . Aaaaaaaaand I just put salt in my coffee. :-X
DX
YOU ARE HAVING COFFEE! :o
Give me!
Don't do it!
Ok... :(... 8) Lets dance!
That would be a bad idea in your present, caffeinated, condition.
Not even you can stop me from dancing! SOME ONE PUT SOME MUSIC ON! *Whispers*cuz i cant post youtube links...*Whispers* *Grabbes Scarzsles and spins him around!*
Good gosh. o~o
I am bored.
Bored. At 1:30 AM. Or at least, in my time. What is your time zone?
Um, it's 11:42, MDT.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 03:39:44 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2014, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2014, 03:26:57 AM
. . . Aaaaaaaaand I just put salt in my coffee. :-X
DX
YOU ARE HAVING COFFEE! :o
Give me!
Don't do it!
Ok... :(... 8) Lets dance!
That would be a bad idea in your present, caffeinated, condition.
Not even you can stop me from dancing! SOME ONE PUT SOME MUSIC ON! *Whispers*cuz i cant post youtube links...*Whispers* *Grabbes Scarzsles and spins him around!*
Good gosh. o~o
Ah. . . fun times. o-o
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 20, 2014, 06:35:17 AM
Bored. At 1:30 AM. Or at least, in my time. What is your time zone?
And how long ago was your time? You can't be that old. ;D
Correcting myself: In my time zone, that being EST.
I am quite bored at the current time. Sure, Abney Park is great, but just listening to their songs and waiting for someone to post is not enough to be entertaining. Maybe I'll watch a Star Trek or something... I've got a big monitor plugged into my laptop, so everything is really big. It's actually great.
Hi.
Bored?
I'm bored.
I'm kinda bored. My family thinks Jeff Dunham is hilarious, so they're making me sit through an hour-long show on TV, but I just think he's meh. I mean, yeah, he has a couple funny jokes, but he's rather inappropriate. :-\
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2014, 01:02:47 AM
Bored?
Yup. How could you tell? :P
Quote from: Rainshadow on December 29, 2014, 01:13:49 AM
I'm kinda bored. My family thinks Jeff Dunham is hilarious, so they're making me sit through an hour-long show on TV, but I just think he's meh. I mean, yeah, he has a couple funny jokes, but he's rather inappropriate. :-\
Who's he? Never heard of him.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 29, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on December 29, 2014, 01:13:49 AM
I'm kinda bored. My family thinks Jeff Dunham is hilarious, so they're making me sit through an hour-long show on TV, but I just think he's meh. I mean, yeah, he has a couple funny jokes, but he's rather inappropriate. :-\
Who's he? Never heard of him.
Ever heard of Achmed the Dead Terrorist? He's one of Jeff Dunham's puppets. Dunham's a ventriloquist, and a pretty good one at that, but several of his jokes made me a bit uncomfortable. :-\
Achmed the Dead Terrorist? Wow, Jeff Dunham seems...interesting.
Quote from: The Mask on December 29, 2014, 10:48:26 PM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist? Wow, Jeff Dunham seems...interesting.
Yeah, he's got some funny jokes, and some pretty interesting (and very weird) characters, but a lot of his jokes are the type where you laugh at them from being uncomfortable, not really from finding it funny. Honestly, Achmed's probably his funniest character, and even some of those jokes are ones that make you go: "Ummmmmmmm..."
Is it just me or does she keep switching directions?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Spinning_Dancer.gif)
"Inconceivable!"
I can make her change directions pretty easily. Then again, I've seen it several times, so I've sorta got it down. *Shrugs*
Shewasjustturningleftandnowsheisturningrighthowonearthdoesthisstupidgifwork
"I am dumb."
Ummmm. . .
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608042493353001602&pid=15.1&H=89&W=160)
Is that a nipple? :-[
*100% NOPE*
(http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac183/Firemolten/1342025057720.gif)
(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24280000/ngbbs507f1281ab988.jpg)
"That's enough!"
I don't see it. Is it supposed to be some sort of optical illusion? She's turning right and right only for me.
Yeah, it's an optical illusion. If you do it right, you can make her switch directions.
Yup. Is an optical illusion. Supposedly different sides of your brain see it differently.
"We're all nuts! Every one of us!"
Usually I can make it switch but today I'm braindead so not happening!
(http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/inconceivable.jpg)
I need to find something else to amuse me. Why am I turning to the forum for entertainment on my mom's birthday? Gur.
Hmmm. Personally, I'm about to do some welding, I am making new shelves for my room.
Hey, whoever comes to this topic and you are bored, go check out my art in my art thread. The link is in my Signature.
You might just be able to go to Cavern Hole and find the topic titled "MatthiasMan's Art."
You won't be disappointed!
I did this picture! That was a year ago, when I was still taking art lessons.
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/010/0/f/image_by_riverwyte-d8dd0zw.jpg)
*jaw drops to floor*
*blushes.*
It's not really that good, though I was surprised when I found it. I remember being a lot worse.
Are you kidding, that's beautiful :DD
Awesome!
Quote from: Mask on January 10, 2015, 07:39:25 PM
I did this picture! That was a year ago, when I was still taking art lessons.
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/010/0/f/image_by_riverwyte-d8dd0zw.jpg)
That. Is. Amazing. *Has been looking at this picture for quite some time*
You did an arts. Nicely done.
I just finished piling fifteen warheads on to the front of a fighter, and crashing it into a space station. Boom. The fighter lost its entire front half. Now I want to make a kamikaze fighter and ram it into a capital starship.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2imY-42uAQQ/UIJ2-K99IlI/AAAAAAAABA0/tyX8iPMzT5A/s1600/Legolas_by_Eckmi.gif)
LEGOLAS EMOTICON!!!
What the what?
Legolas Greenleaf. Aka the most epic (and good-looking) Elvish archer of all time. Now as an adorable emoticon.
.....ok.....
*Lol's irl at Soren's response*
Very well done, Mask. :)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2015, 05:32:07 PM
Hmmm. Personally, I'm about to do some welding, I am making new shelves for my room.
Welding, yesss. . . Just finished making my forge. :P
BoReD
Quote from: Mask on January 10, 2015, 07:39:25 PM
I did this picture! That was a year ago, when I was still taking art lessons.
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/010/0/f/image_by_riverwyte-d8dd0zw.jpg)
Preeeeeeeeeettyyyyyyyyy. ;D
I was so bored that I went looking for Dragon Age fan art. I found these cute little animations:
Cole, being a "prankster".
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/cbd5faec8f5de1f379f35eb1a790b17d/tumblr_msinlmOIDT1r3srs9o1_500.gif)
Cole's dorky hat, and the fact that every helmet you put on him will immediately turn into said hat.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/425d877529fe01aa94ef196ff9553420/tumblr_nfzmtn6a9H1sih2ubo2_500.gif)
Iron Bull, who has way too much fun with Sera. (Also, hilarious Cole reaction. ;D)
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/233/0/b/dragon_age___mayhem_by_kelgrid-d7w4es0.gif)
Cole, the one who isn't used to sunlight. Or sunburns.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/180/a/5/dragon_age___basement_spirit_by_kelgrid-d7ofxvr.gif)
Cassandra saving the day because Cole is an absolute idiot in battle.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/363/6/7/protect_okok_by_kelgrid-d8bp4je.gif)
And Cole with a little kitty that I wanted to use as a profile picture but it showed up too small.
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/213/4/1/dragon_age___wasteland_by_kelgrid-d7t7fam.gif)
And, finally, the one I'm using as my profile pic currently: Cole in water.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/110/8/c/dragon_age___cole_by_kelgrid-d7faj6z.gif)
...I like Cole. He's like a lost puppy, only a slightly creepy, pretty insane one. Who can read minds. Yeah...
YES! Finally finished my new shelves... Black welded steel frame with sealed wood shelves.
Awesome.
Those gifs are epic, Rain. ;D
I'm currently alternating between the forum and a Google+ discussion on who would be the best actor for Will Treaty in a Rangers Apprentice movie. So far Skandar Keynes is getting the votes. ;D
So, random stuff goes here right?
Well then............
GUMMY BEARS!!!
...Are delicious.
And so is..........
Sushi!
Oh my goodness!!!! Yes!!!!!!!! :D
I know, right? ;D
Hahaha!! What is the time zone we are in right now? I don't get it.
Ever been on a SUSHI TRAIN? Yeah, they're pretty cool.
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on January 13, 2015, 06:54:16 AM
Hahaha!! What is the time zone we are in right now? I don't get it.
I have no idea. Australia, maybe? It is several hours ahead of mine. Maybe eastern standard time?
Not australia. We are 12 and a half hours ahead of this time zone.
Sunpaw, pardon the Napoleon Dynamite reference, but "I can tell that we are gonna be friends."
Yo now, when you became active again, I was kinda worried you would hate me for having a similar username. But considering I thought you were a boy for a while, my judgement wasn't great.
Tintin picture doesn't help.
I don't hate people. Sometimes I am annoyed with my sister and people who go around looking for arguments, and a former crush of mine who is like "oh, you liked me. I'm so awesome. Duuuuurrrrr." But other than that, I generally feel benevolent to people in general. Though for a while I thought you were upset about the usernames.
Not really. It's pretty cool having a twin. Ehehe remember when we used to the same username signature etc.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 13, 2015, 07:31:35 AM
Tintin picture doesn't help.
You callin' out my choice of profile, buster? ;D
Just sayin' man. Er, I mean ma'am. ;D
;D
Hola!! And hi!! To one and all alike and so on and such forth bla bla bla bla!!!
Tintin is one of the best comics ever written (the movie was pretty good, too).
YES!!!
Roger, roger. Signing out now.
Haddock is hilarious.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
I liked the comics better than the animated things.
Quote from: Mask on January 13, 2015, 06:56:42 AM
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on January 13, 2015, 06:54:16 AM
Hahaha!! What is the time zone we are in right now? I don't get it.
I have no idea. Australia, maybe? It is several hours ahead of mine. Maybe eastern standard time?
The forum's automatically set to Greenwich Mean Time (or something close to it :P), but you can change your time zone if you go to your profile and mess with the settings.
How?
Go to your profile. On the left, click on "Look and Layout Preferences". Near the top of that page, there's a thing that says "Time Offset". Click on "auto detect". Hit "Change profile" at the bottom, and you're done!
Tanks!!
You're welcome! Hope it worked!
(...'Cause your profile hints that you're in Minnesota... I glanced at it just now, and it seems that your time is now set to 3:33 pm. Shouldn't it be 5:33? Hope I didn't steer ya wrong...)
Quote from: Mask on January 13, 2015, 06:56:42 AM
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on January 13, 2015, 06:54:16 AM
Hahaha!! What is the time zone we are in right now? I don't get it.
I have no idea. Australia, maybe? It is several hours ahead of mine. Maybe eastern standard time?
Forum time is WAAAY different than EST, trust me. I was so confused at first. . . .
It's four hours ahead of Eastern. Not sure what that would be, 'cause Greenwich Mean is five hours ahead...
Probably whatever time Liverpool is in. ::)
Guys, I adopted Sunpaw.
(She doesn't know it yet, though.)
What? I'm adopted? Why didn't anybody tell me!!
I don't like the term for a girl bromance (seriously, womance?), so you are now my adopted internet sister. ;D
Hahaha sweet!!! Nice to meet ya sis!!! :)
*Fist bump.*
So, Sunny, Maska, and Masko are all internet siblings...?
I believe so!!!!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2015, 01:13:59 AM
So, Sunny, Maska, and Masko are all internet siblings...?
Just roll with it...
Alright... ;D
They see me mowing, my front lawn!!!!
WHITE AND NERDY!!!
Is that a quote..?
I hope so...
Weird Al: White and Nerdy.
one of the best stupid songs of all time!!!
Yup. ;D
Stupid songs are cool.
yes :o they are!!!
You know I'm fat! I'm fat! (Another by Weird Al.) ;D
I have a black eye. Really. I'm telling the truth. I feel so proud of myself for getting a black eye. I have a knack for getting injured by boys while playing sports. :P
Congrats. :P
And it was my brother, too.
*Virtually high-fives Mask's brother.*
I do not condone the abuse of people, female or otherwise. Unless they're your sister.
If you want smack me and have me really feel it, now is the time.
Oow.
*Hums a tune*
Quote from: Mask on January 14, 2015, 03:13:09 AM
I have a black eye. Really. I'm telling the truth. I feel so proud of myself for getting a black eye. I have a knack for getting injured by boys while playing sports. :P
Ooh, sports. I never get injured in sports.
*Loudly drowns out Amber by humming a superior tune*
*kicks Rus's tune behind with big Bluetooth speaker that matches Amber's tune*
TADA!
OW!! I HAVE A CHARLIE HORSE!!! OH, THE PAAAIIIN!!!
Hey! That means I have a new sis! Sweet.
It does? My charley horse means you have a new sis? Oooookaaaaay.....
*realization dawns.*
Oh.
What's a charlie horse? Some horse you adopted?
Is an extremely painful muscle spasm in your leg. Don't get a charley horse.
OH! those. I get them really often when I'm playing hockey ::) (That's field hockey, not ice hockey)
Mary had a likkle wolf...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 07:15:55 PM
Mary had a likkle wolf...
...Whose teeth were red with Mary's lamb's blood?
Yup! :D
This is so weird. The forum background keeps going completely black. Kind of cool looking, but weird.
Ehehehehehehehehehe... Cassandra reads Varric's books. Not only that, but she fangirls over them. And not only that, but she's also read some of the books several times, and has read at least her favourite one to Cole, although I'm sure she's read more than just that one to him. That's hilarious. ;D
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 14, 2015, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 07:15:55 PM
Mary had a likkle wolf...
...Whose teeth were red with Mary's lamb's blood?
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb: her father killed it dead.
Now Mary brings her lamb to school, lamb to school, lamb to school,
Not Mary brings her lamb to school between two hunks of bread.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 15, 2015, 04:38:26 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 14, 2015, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2015, 07:15:55 PM
Mary had a likkle wolf...
...Whose teeth were red with Mary's lamb's blood?
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb: her father killed it dead.
Now Mary brings her lamb to school, lamb to school, lamb to school,
Not Mary brings her lamb to school between two hunks of bread.
I read that and cracked up. I sang it to my sister and it ruined her childhood. There's a very big difference between me and Pookie. :P
You can thank my mom.
THANKS, SKARZSY-CHAN'S MOM! YOU'RE REAL SWELL! ;D
;D
Great big globs of GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS, MUTILATED MONKEY MEAT, CHOPPED UP PARAKEET. ~My mom to us boys the night before our first hunting trip. :P
Hubba hubba zoot zoot; ebba hooba zot zot, a nom nom. Hubba hubba zoot zoot; ebba hooba zot zot, a nom nom. A hullababy hullababy, a hobba hullababy, a nomnom. A nom. ~My mom in the kitchen, randomly started singing this. We three oldest siblings were all looking at each other wondering if she snapped.
Then she put in the tape recording of the song and we couldn't stop laughing.
;D
No, no, it's "Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdy's feet and I forgot my spoon!"
;D
My mom would catch frogs and toads as a kid. ;D
And eat them?
No. ::) She was a tomboy, not a freak. (Though she did say she would be considered a troll because she lived "under a bridge." ;))
\ \
O_O
It's a Michigan term. :P
Skarzsy has a cool mom...
Did you know that Charles M. Schulz drew 17,897 Peanuts comic strips from 1950 to his death in 2000?
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 15, 2015, 04:36:09 PM
It's a Michigan term. :P
What part of Michigan did your mom live in?
She lived in Chicago for a while, then moved. . . I don't remember where. :P
IaMsoBorEd
SOREN!!!!!!
Also, I would like an explanation for this:
(http://i.imgur.com/bSz6Hf1.jpg)
That I was viewing your profile?
Soren, you take too many screenshots.
I know. It's a condition.
Is there something wrong? Am I not supposed to do that?
You're fine. Soren just thinks you're a stalker.
Umm......okayy......now I'm sad. THANKS SOREN!!
Soren, you must apologize.
*Continues humming merrily*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlmSRuVNp6o
This is my song. Especially about the whole laugh thing.
I know this is random. But, it's a great song.
Quote from: Mask on January 15, 2015, 11:33:26 PM
Soren, you must apologize.
Im sorry for Mask thinking I'm thinking your a stalker. I don't, I just thought it was weird someone was viewing my profile. But weird in a good way! My profile would be in Times Square if ads didn't cost money. :P ;D
Hahaha okay. You're forgiven? I didn't think you were serious. It kind of was a funny weird that you posted a picture of it! Haha. :)
I'M SO BORED. ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO ME?
I WANT TO STARE AT THE "WHOS ONLINE" BORD FOR A WHILE.
Hahahaha! Dude, that sounds stalker ish!!
I do it.....a lot.
Hahaha, I ;D was kidding.
No colored members on right now.
Whoa, that came out wrong. :P
I meant no blue moderators, red administrators, or purple season namers.
How weird.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHA!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/ikOVl1i.jpg)
I'm sorry, the two screenshot buttons are just so fun to push!
I'm pretty sure I hit your profile by mistake. When this Kindle's charging, it always misinterprets what I hit on the screen and makes it do something else. It's a pain to type with. It's 'cause of the generic charger.
How do you take screenshots?
Hit PrtScn, then go to a program such as Paint and hit 'paste', save it, and upload it to the internet.
On my iPad, I hit the sleep button and the home button at the same time. On a Mac, I hit shift, command and 3 at the same time.
You have my thanks.
Ah, yet another art day wasted on doodling different OCs and characters from books/films/games instead of doing my art requests. I'm a terrible person. I need to do those art requests. I know I could do them very easily, but I don't wanna take the time to draw them. I'm a terrible person. :P
I'm bored. My black eye hurts.
*Punches Masky 1.0 in the other eye* There, does your black eye feel better now? ;D
Yes! THANK YOU!! ;D
You're welcome! Glad to help. :) ;D
yuhgvbnjkmuioplcfgtrvedxzsaqwe. I am bored.
*coughs*
*Destroys Soren because he is a Bratriots fan.* (See what I did there?) ;D ;D ;D ;D
At least they are in the Super Bowl and didn't get pounded *cough* 45-7 *cough*
May I remind you of the 2008 AFC Championship?
SOREN, YOU'RE A PATRIOTS FAN????? WE ARE NO LONGER SPEAKING.
patriots, not Patriots. ;D (Nah, they can have the capital letter for now. ;D)
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on January 20, 2015, 01:23:02 AM
SOREN, YOU'RE A PATRIOTS FAN????? WE ARE NO LONGER SPEAKING.
I BLEED RED, BLUE AND SILVER!
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on January 20, 2015, 01:23:02 AM
SOREN, YOU'RE A PATRIOTS FAN????? WE ARE NO LONGER SPEAKING.
Are you a Colts fan?
Put the hot chocolate in the microwave for two and a half minutes, it's barely warm. A minute more, and you burn your mouth.
#FirstWorldProblems
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on January 20, 2015, 03:50:53 AM
Put the hot chocolate in the microwave for two and a half minutes, it's barely warm. A minute more, and you burn your mouth.
#FirstWorldProblems
EDIT: And after all of that, it's barely chocolatey! D:
ACTUAL EDIT: Ooops. That was supposed to be an edit. Not a double post. Sorry. :P
ACTUAL EDIT II: And now I also feel like I'm complaining about nothing. I'm not actually complaining. Hence the hashtag. Also hashtags are kind of dumb. My hands are typing words. Haaaands.
I've made my theme hashtag. I'll probably never use it, though.
#thatshowiroll
;D
Can I call you Momma DJ? (Just kidding, I just think it's funny.;D)
Ï âm bør?d. ? ?õt.
Îpådš häv? çòó? k?ÿbôârd?.
*Sherlock voice* Bored. Ugh, I finally got to a good spot in my book (Rhys just found out Cole's been following him all the way from Val Royeaux), but it's midnight, so it's lights out. I WANNA FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HOW EVANGELINE FEELS ABOUT RHYS' "IMAGINARY" FRIEND! D:<
I'M BORED AHAHAHHJ
Hi, bored! I'm Rainshadow! Nice to meet you. :) ;D
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
I don't know what to put for my profile pic O.-
Quote from: Skyblade on January 30, 2015, 03:19:06 AM
I don't know what to put for my profile pic O.-
Maybe something related to The Hobbit?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 30, 2015, 03:24:13 AM
Quote from: Skyblade on January 30, 2015, 03:19:06 AM
I don't know what to put for my profile pic O.-
Maybe something related to The Hobbit?
Lol, I'm not a major fan though xD
Hmm...
We may need to fix that... ;)
O__________________________________________________O
Oh no!!! She's flat-lining again!!! Quick! We need to restart her heart!!! Plugg get in here! *As soon as he does Skye's heart automatically restarts.*
Wait, what....?
Just reread it, and think of the forum prom's balcony.
*Lol's quietly irl at the flat-lining thing and Plugg's response*
Okay...
Let's count our blessings, Plugg. At least we don't have a thread made to torture us :P
You might regret saying that, Sky.
Shoot
Maybe it will die out before anyone really remembers that it is gone. :P
I was writing this. Can you guess what point I got bored at? :P
QuoteHowl's Moving Castle.
So, I recently read Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. I have to say, it was an enjoyable read.
Our heroine, Sophie Hatter, is the eldest of three daughters. In the world where they live, that's bad news. The eldest and second eldest of three are doomed to failure if they ever go out to seek their fortune.
When Sophie's father died, her stepmother set her and her two younger sisters up with apprenticeships. Martha, the youngest, was apprenticed to a good-natured witch so that when she went to seek her fortune she would have better chances of succeeding; Lettie, the second daughter, was apprenticed to a baker in town, in a place where she would be able to marry quickly; Sophie was stuck as an apprentice to her stepmother in the hat shop.
Sophie spent long hours making spectacular hats that her stepmother made a bajillion dollars off and got really rich and then Sophie started to feel like an invalid because she was always cooped up inside so she went to visit Lettie but it was actually Martha and Martha told her that her stepmother was exploiting her so the next day Sophie yelled at two customers and one of the was the Witch of the Waste who set a spell on her so she turned into an old woman.
Then sophie went off and had a bunch of nice adventures. the end.
Eighth line down.
Why is that eight-lines-down sentence so horribly long?
'Cuz she got bored.
And angry.
I got a bloody nose yesterday, and today I've experienced two bloody noses in a two hour time frame. All three times it's been from the same nostril. WHAT'S GOING ON?! I NEVER GET BLOODY NOSES!
I've never had a SINGLE bloody nose!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
I have them all the time.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 02, 2015, 09:33:43 PM
I have them all the time.
I do too, as far back as I can remember.
I've been getting the hiccups a lot recently.
Quote from: Skyblade on February 03, 2015, 12:01:04 AM
I've been getting the hiccups a lot recently.
Ugh, in my opinion, hiccups are much worse than bloody noses. I mean, yeah, sure, you can stain things with blood, but feeling like you're choking and not being able to breathe, swallow, or really do anything involving your throat properly? It sucks. And whenever I get the hiccups I keep getting them throughout the day, so I hate them. Plus the fact that I've had the hiccups so many times that my body's started becoming immune to the different cures. Now I've had to resort so drinking water whilst hanging upside down from the couch, holding my breath, and plugging my ears. It. Sucks.
Finally, someone who understands xP If I get the hiccups once, chances are I'll have them three time that day. For me, holding my breath for as long as I can seems to work. I just hold it and hold it until my chest screams and I let out a bunch of air in a great whoosh like a gust of wind. Not sure if that's so safe for my body, but :-\
I take as big a breath as much as my lungs can contain then push the air into my lungs. Not sure how else to explain it, but it works.
Edit: I changed it after realizing I had messed up how the process works.
A hiccup is actually when your diaphragm (a flat stomach muscle) convulses, and the resulting air flow causes your epiglottis (a flap of tissue in your esophagus that's there to prevent food going down the wrong way) to flip up and make a hic sound.
Heh.
*Ignorez zaid explanation zae az tae keep ze magic ztill zere*
*Zrovz a tizzue box at Skarzs for nay particular reazon*
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!.......
I hace dance tonight. Its crazy!!!! Gracias!!
(https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/pJkKt3AV8w0QlOYZuja.JQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyOA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/tv/2015-01-29/af571e90-a7bc-11e4-9d28-d72d6ca73544_COAT-RACK.gif)
Like, dang. I like, totally missed, like, getting on the forum and, like, PMing Rusvul on Valentines Day. Like, I was, like, devastated. JK, I was so not planning that. That'd be weird.
Like, typing like this is, like, sooo annoying, like, totally.
Like, you totally, like, sound like a, like, typical teenager. Like, that's so weird.
Random: A Little Piano by Vic Mignogna.
The title explains it all. It's just a little piano music. Very pretty.
Vhen a toad accidentally excertz a Dragon, jump.
I cOmE bEcAuSe I bOrEd.
Dumba dumba doo, ho ho hoo.
Wooooo!
*flips fan* Clap clap clap.
Hee hee ha.
Ole ole oleh.
PSST!! Guys, what kind of a creature is Faiyloe? I know Skarzs is a troll, but I'm not sure about Faiy...
(This isn't because I want to write a forum fic about the adventures of Skarloe or anything like that. Sheesh, you guys are crazy...)
I think she's a human, but through the use of magic, she can turn herself into a fairy, and basically anything. Although, she may have drawn a picture of herself as a squirrel one time; I'm not really sure.
Squirrel, I'm pretty sure.
OK, tanks!
Quote from: Mask on January 21, 2016, 01:52:18 AM
(This isn't because I want to write a forum fic about the adventures of Skarloe or anything like that. Sheesh, you guys are crazy...)
o________________________________________o
Signing out now... You're welcome. :P
Quote from: Mask on January 21, 2016, 01:52:18 AM
(This isn't because I want to write a forum fic about the adventures of Skarloe or anything like that. Sheesh, you guys are crazy...)
In your heart of hearts you do.
I'm bored. ;D
I just read a chapter in a success book about that.
Go do something mentally stimulating.
I'm tired.
Coffee.
I feel like I haven't slept in about two weeks.
I know the feeling. Try to do something chill or relaxing before you go to bed, and have a dream scenario planned beforehand. That should help you get better sleep, at least for one night.
HI, I'M BORED.
HI BORED, I'M MATTHIAS!
HAH HA-Dad jokes.
Hi Matthias, I'm Dad!
Dad, we've been over this. Don't let everyone here know we're related.
Next time on Redwall Abbey... Skarzs finally proposes to Faiy, will she yes? Also, Rosie becomes insanely jealous and attempts to eliminate all female members of the forum! Stay tuned!
Quote from: Delthion on May 20, 2017, 05:06:29 AM
Next time on Redwall Abbey... Skarzs finally proposes to Faiy, will she yes?
I'm getting a vision. . . No.
Quote from: Delthion on May 20, 2017, 05:06:29 AM
Also, Rosie becomes insanely jealous and attempts to eliminate all female members of the forum! Stay tuned!
Well...
.
.
.
I've got no excuses. ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 04:39:33 PM
Quote from: Delthion on May 20, 2017, 05:06:29 AM
Also, Rosie becomes insanely jealous and attempts to eliminate all female members of the forum! Stay tuned!
Well...
.
.
.
I've got no excuses. ;D
0_0
Males, better choose your soulmate if you want to save lives!
That includes you, Skarzs.
Unless you want to tell us something...
When have I ever admitted to having a caring heart? I'm gonna be in my cave until this blows over.
CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD
(http://i.imgur.com/YiHCGUI.jpg)
Whomest'dv'ev'sde'd amongst my fellow memers gets this
dank
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/327/f/7/I__m_Board_2_0_by_TAoVEZ.jpg)
halp the bord hath eyys
"I am board" is what Groot says after he's been cut into usable pieces.
Someone please put the title of this thread on one of those Spongebob memes.
*Sigh.* I gotta do everything myself. :D
(http://i64.tinypic.com/1y4w8i.jpg)
Kill it.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dL9xmV1wGno/hqdefault.jpg)
Yesssssss.
But seriously, those memes don't make any sense. It says something random, and then there's SpongeBob looking like a chicken. Why?
He looks like an inbred piece of cancer. :P
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 17, 2017, 06:36:57 PM
Yesssssss.
But seriously, those memes don't make any sense. It says something random, and then there's SpongeBob looking like a chicken. Why?
That's not a chicken.
And we are so thankful it isn't.
If Ah vanted tae be an Onion Ah vid nae be in a fruit ztand...
._.
I wonder if Head will ever make a non-spam post. :P
Its midnight... Bored out of my mind.... Probably gonna go to bed...
Okee.
wassup homeslice?
Nothing, cupcake. :P
'Kay.
Just gonna warn y'all, it's late so my posts will make even less sense. :D
EDIT: *Screams 'cause a spider was on me*
*Laughs mercilessly.*
*Releases a bunch of spiders into this topic*
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 17, 2017, 06:36:57 PM
Yesssssss.
But seriously, those memes don't make any sense. It says something random, and then there's SpongeBob looking like a chicken. Why?
The meme mocks the original statement.
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 19, 2017, 04:10:20 PM
*Releases a bunch of spiders into this topic*
What a nasty time to visit this thread - arghhhhhh! :o
Ehh heh heh.
*Rezcuez av ze Zpiderz*
EDIT:
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 19, 2017, 04:32:40 AM
I wonder if Head will ever make a non-spam post. :P
Spoiler
(http://www.smithfield.com/wp-content/uploads/hickory-smoked-sliced-ham.jpg)
. . . Because he clearly has the intelligence to do so.
I AM CURRENTLY ALONE AMID A SEA OF 28 GUESTS. SEND HELP.
Don't worry. We have a gagged person.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Random/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-23%20at%205.32.18%20PM_zpsn3hlizc4.png)
*Groudon appearz und driez up zaid Zea*
GRAAYYYEEERRRR....
Darker?
Onion turnipz viz cranberry zauce und Lemon Puddin'!
:P
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2017, 11:38:40 PM
Onion turnipz viz cranberry zauce und Lemon Puddin'!
Don't ruin the cranberry sauce with turnips!
I've never had a turnip before.
^ I'm not all too sure that I've had one, either.
Neither have I.
We must all have turnips.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 28, 2017, 10:57:56 PM
We must all have turnips.
What happens if we don't have turnips?
They die and I unleash my rule upon all the lands.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 29, 2017, 05:40:24 PM
Quote from: a crumb on June 29, 2017, 05:09:54 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 28, 2017, 10:57:56 PM
We must all have turnips.
What happens if we don't have turnips?
Find some.
Nice suggestion. But how do I find a turnip? Is there a gathering place? Where all the turnips go?
I must say, this is starting to sound complicated.
Produce store.
Ah finizhed me book! Ah finizhed me book! Ah finizhed me Weasel book! WEASELS RULE!
Tvaz Kine! Tvaz Kine! *'appy Weasel Dance* Ah finizhed readin' me Weasel book! *Continuez Dancin' Ze 'appy Weasel Dance*
Interesting. Never heard that series before.
Sometimes I wonder how old HIAG is and whether he acts like this in real life. xD
He's something like 18. Because he lives in Europe and just got his driver's license.
Weasels are, indeed, awesome, Headdy.
Post, you silly sausages!
Post post posty post.
Posting.
Posted.
:)
*Posts*
(Why are we posting here? :P)
:)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 02, 2017, 05:19:32 PM
*Posts*
(Why are we posting here? :P)
Because it was a topic I hadn't posted in last so I decided to tell you guys to post.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 02, 2017, 03:25:56 AM
Post, you silly sausages!
*Hammers a post into the ground*
*Points at a post.*
*Puts a letter in a mailbox*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
Interesting. Never heard that series before.
Tiz nae a zeriez tiz a book.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 01, 2017, 04:59:46 AM
Sometimes I wonder how old HIAG is and whether he acts like this in real life. xD
(http://i.imgur.com/ZgAMkT8.png)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 07, 2017, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
Interesting. Never heard that series before.
Tiz nae a zeriez tiz a book.
But there are books that follow after it.
Quote from: Coobreedan on July 02, 2017, 05:40:23 PM
:)
Yo! What a nice surprise :)
Hope you come around again :)
My feet hurt.
Did you stab them again?
Not this time.
I've just been standing all day.
^ Oh I know about that. Ought to get some padding for my work shoes (worn them so much bits have started coming apart); they are really not good for my heels right now. Where's some spare sponge/foam bits when you need them?!
Yeah, I need some proper good insoles. Standing on concrete all day is wearing on me.
Vone o' me favourite openin'z fer Pokemon in Deutsch!
O_o
*Screams* I'M ALONE WITH A TON OF GUESTS!!!
Me current number o' unopened emailz: 5555.
How so many?! And how such a perfect number?!
Dedication to procrastination.
Zome member on 'ere pozted a petition und na' ah'm gettin' av zeze emailz from different petition zoitez. Ach...
Alzae, Vhy daez every Onion 'ave nay zornz...?
Ah, yes, same here. I unsubscribed from them.
I barely check my e-mails anymore. Just constant newsletters and offers and such. Nothing meaningful. Dislike having loads of unread messages, though, so once in a while I log on the main, faster, PC and go through them all and delete or categorise them.
I hate buildup, so I end up deleting most emails as soon as I get them.
Ah got zem dovn tae ten. Major!
Major.
Ach, eleven- Nyet! Open, Look At, Archive- AHA!!! Ten. *Relaxez* Major!
Mm.
@The Skarzs I'm taking over your job >:D
As the head of the Insane Asylum?! Such a thing can never come to pass!!!
Nah, I just mass posted. Something Skarzs is known to do.
Ah.
Ach, a good zong ah found! Major!
NoooooooOOOOOOOO!
Aye!
Nein.
Ja!
Was???
Vat?
I feel stupid. I finally figured out the order of the capitalization. Every other letter. And I've been puzzling over that for years.
What?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 26, 2017, 03:37:13 PM
I feel stupid. I finally figured out the order of the capitalization. Every other letter. And I've been puzzling over that for years.
? ? ?
Nobody's on...I am so sad.
I am on!
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! ;D
*Cries*
*Leaves the forum forever*
/me climbs out of the whole in which I was hiding. ;D
*Comes back to the forum*
*Slaps Del*
/me runs back to the hole in which I was hiding.
YOU CAN'T HIDE
/me is hiding.
/me finds Del
/me hides in a labyrinth and hides while running from Rosie.
You know how they say you can run but you can't hide? I can hide, but I am running! ;D
*Gives up*
Meh, he's not worth it.
I'm glad you are finally realizing that! ;D
I'm calling you worthless you know ;D
Of course I know! ;D
Good ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 03, 2017, 07:48:10 AM
*Gives up*
Meh, he's not worth it.
My life summed up in one post :D
ARE YOU SAYING DEL'S NOT WORTH IT?
MASTHION'S TRUE INTENTIONS REVEALED
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING
Haha. ;D
;D
Weird.
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O_o
I just got a really ambiguous text from my manager saying that she's getting complaints about my crew.
Aaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hides under blankey*
*whispers* Don't make me go out into the real world... :D
:P
The entire workforce at my work got called into the office because of mistakes.
I went into a store and bought ice cream.
I went into a store and brought ice cream. ;D
I'm really good at making ice cream cones.
I plan on eating the leftover ice cream tomorrow morning.
EDIT: On second thought, my siblings will kill me. So maybe not.
You have leftover ice cream? Why?
Yeah, leftover ice cream really is not a thing, at least at my house. It's kinda like this:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e5/82/82/e5828235cc932c8fc9c16b44eee92644.gif)
We always have leftovers at our house.
Quote from: Maudie on September 21, 2017, 04:42:53 AM
You have leftover ice cream? Why?
'Cause my mom and Jukka are away and my dad hardly had any. It's hardly ever happened before.
How strange...
ikr
I think normally we would've had seconds, but our dad wanted us to save it for tomorrow.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 21, 2017, 04:44:08 AM
Yeah, leftover ice cream really is not a thing, at least at my house. It's kinda like this:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e5/82/82/e5828235cc932c8fc9c16b44eee92644.gif)
That doughnut disappeared before his mouth.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 21, 2017, 04:44:58 AM
We always have leftovers at our house.
No wonder you're all skinny.
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 21, 2017, 04:55:54 AM
I think normally we would've had seconds, but our dad wanted us to save it for tomorrow.
Was that why?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2017, 04:58:33 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 21, 2017, 04:55:54 AM
I think normally we would've had seconds, but our dad wanted us to save it for tomorrow.
Was that why?
Partly? Maybe not. I dunno really. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2017, 04:58:05 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 21, 2017, 04:44:58 AM
We always have leftovers at our house.
No wonder you're all skinny.
*Slaps Skarzs*
No, we just have to buy a ton of different kinds for health needs.
Nothing wrong with being a beanpole.
*Grumbles* Still... I have reasons to not like it.
True. Beanpoles often don't have as much muscle as others. Which sucks sometimes. (A lot of dance related stuff is a lot easier with a lot of muscle that I simply do not have.) *Grumbles with Rosie*
Corb... :'(
I know I know. Tonight. I swear. Rosie, Tumbler, and Chipster have been tasked with the job of slapping me until I post tonight. You can join in if you like.
*bludgeons Corb with a hammer*
You're doing it wrong.
*Pokes Corn with her own frying pan.*
*Pats Corn on the head*
*pats corn with a HAMMER*
Owwww! Not
now, tonight!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2017, 05:25:56 PM
You're doing it wrong.
*Pokes Corn with her own frying pan.*
*Snatches frying pan back*
Hullooo?
Hi!
I'm not bored.
Beautifly Beautifly! *Imitatez Meowth*
...Aye, Ah'm bored.......
. . . That makes my eyeballs and ears itch.
Straw hats.
Raw bats.
War stab.
Oh my word.
;D
I want to die.
...You okay Skarzs?
Roooossssie heeelp I'm a prisoner again.
STAY IN SCHOOL KID.
Rrrooooossssie, get me out of here.
*drags you out of school*
Stay in school kids.
*Chains Ashleg to his desk.*
That's harsh!
Well, folks, I have done something remarkable. I have managed to be late for the same class two times in one day.
. . . For a guy who can apparently time travel you certainly don't know how to do it properly. ;D
Well, so far I have a better record than the Doctor, so I figure I'm doing pretty well ;D
Seriously though, how?
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 27, 2017, 06:35:12 PM
Well, so far I have a better record than the Doctor, so I figure I'm doing pretty well ;D
The Doctor is perfect at time travelling, it's just that the TARDIS only takes him where/when he needs to be, not where/when he wants to be.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 27, 2017, 07:34:43 PM
Seriously though, how?
Indeed, that is the question. Riddle me this, how is it possible to be an hour early once, and then 5 minutes late twice, to one class, in one day? ;D
Hmm...
You get there an hour early, realize the class hasn't started yet, and leave. Later, when the class actually starts you are five minutes late. Then there is a break in the middle of class and when you return you are late again.
Am I right, or no?
Well thought out my dear Maudie! ;D
Ship Ship Ship
boat boat boat
Dinghy.
Coracle. ;D
Cloak.
What does a cloak have to do with a coracle?! ;D
St. Brendan. ;D
You know, back when I was a guest just roaming the forgotten threads of the forum, I used to wonder why I would occasionally see members looking at the same topic I was looking at even if it hadn't been posted in in a looooong time.
Yep. ;D
And now I'm a member, and I wonder why guests look at topics that haven't been posted in in 6 years.
Because they can and they have no sense of age.
Makes it all seem timeless, doesn't it? Quite fascinating, when you think about it. I was reading fan fictions from years prior when I first checked out the forum, and had no idea how old they were.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 28, 2017, 10:51:23 PM
St. Brendan. ;D
Good point! ;D
St. Brendan actually was my introduction to the coracle. ;D
Wik.
Bevare. Ye moight zuddenly become a Hammerfall fan loike Ah did.
you
I
Nobody's postin'! :'(
Posty post...
Why are some people so hard to get ahold of? ._.
My coach texts me to give him a call, my phone is almost dead, so I plug it in. I call him. The call drops. I have no service in my house. I text him to say I will call him on another phone. I call him. Twice. It goes to voice mail. I text him to see if now would be a good time to call since my phone has enough charge. No answer. He doesn't like being rung more than once in a row.
Fun.
*Zetz ze coach'z 'air on fire, laughin' gleefully*
Hey! No!
Aye! *Zetz 'iz toez on fire next*
He'd kick your butt. :P
*Proceedz tae zet 'iz fingerz each on fire az vell*
Pretttyyyy fire.
Lock this topic before New Years' Day was locked. Before New Years' day.
:P ;)
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!! ;D
WHERE?! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on October 30, 2017, 01:18:12 AM
GUESS WHAT?!! WE SUCCEEDED IN LOCK THIS TOPIC! ;D
THERE!!
*Loightz ze curtainz on fire fer celebration*
/me lights HIAG on fire to provide lighting for the celebration.
*Laughz gleefully vhoilzt runnin' aboot loightin' everyzin' elze on fire az 'e gaez*
*dumps a bucket of water on HIAG*
*Addz vater-reziztant chemicalz tae ze fire*
So, like, magnesium? And thermite?
Zpoilerz.
WELL, MAYBE NOT.
e!
e.
#banDel.
3 + 4 / 349 x 2438 = 3 x 428 + Pi x Apple
Maths.
Eurgh!
Ecks
Achz...
Why
Warum
Zee
bruh
Weil
huh
Hm?
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
##:1066
Sehr
gut.
Es tut mir leid.
Fee? Is that what you were trying to say?
Gee
Ehf.
EHF!!!
Aych.
Aye.
Jey
Kay
Ell
-ephant
Naaaw
Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
Ehm.
The time my dad caught me a horseshoe crab, I asked him if throwing it back into the sea would bring our luck back.
Did it?
No.
Oh gosh.
Quote from: Søren on November 20, 2017, 05:23:51 AM
The time my dad caught me a horseshoe crab, I asked him if throwing it back into the sea would bring our love back.
Isn't it luck?
Also WHAT SONG IS THIS FROM? THIS IS GONNA BUG ME ALL DAY.
EDIT: OH! The (Shipped) Gold Standard! Obviously.
And yes it's luck, not love.
<_<
I WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN ANYTHING AGAAAAAAAAAAAIINN!!!!
*Bringz a Cake in from ze rain*
Quote from: Søren on November 21, 2017, 12:23:13 AM
I WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN ANYTHING AGAAAAAAAAAAAIINN!!!!
I believe you have gone off your rocker.
...why not?
Because he is a love-struck teenager with daddy issues.
...I meant why is he not believing in anything anymore.
...
That isn't self-explanatory? ;D
Harsh,
@The Skarzs . They're Fall Out Boy song lyrics.
You mean cold.
STONE cold.
I watch how the moon sits in the sky in a dark night, shining with the light from the sun, and the sun doesn't give light to the moon assuming the moons gonna owe it one.
Falalalala, lalalala!!!
I am a rebel.
I refuse to post in the topic that commands me to post.
Same!
*Fist bump.*
Me too!
Good.
PIE!
DON'T STEAL MY LINE!
Since when was that your line? ;D
Since about 3 years ago when my answer to anything became, "PIE!"
Ancient history, Del.
That was in real life. Now the answer to everything is PIE.
Really?
PIE!
;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Pie. Pumpkin pie.
Sweet potato pie.
Cherry pie.
BILGEBERRY PIE.
APPLE PIE IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE!
Pe-can is the best
...you're dead to me...
;D
Im dead to me too
dead is me too ya hue hue hue
I'm coooollldddd.
Goooood. It's November.
I CAN SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING!! *Downs energy drink.* IT'S ONLY NINE O'CLOCK!!!! NOTHING STOPS ME FROM FALLING ASLEEP! HA AHAHAH HAHAHHA HAHA AHA AH
I've slept through an earthquake...
NOTHING WILL KEEP ME AWAKE!
Nothing will keep me asleep...except for math, which most certainly will. Give me some of that algebra stuff and it will knock me right out.
My fist can knock you right out as well. . .
BUT ALGEBRA IS SO FUN!
Ah fell azleep in a Cat kennel Zunday at ze Animal Zhelter...
You have problems.
Unless you are a cat.
You DID say the new kitten was your brother.
Clearly, we have first-hand evidence that HIAG is not, in fact, a weasel. He is a cat.
We must shout this news from the rooftops! ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 28, 2017, 05:53:41 AM
You have problems.
Unless you are a cat.
You DID say the new kitten was your brother.
Clearly, we have first-hand evidence that HIAG is not, in fact, a weasel. He is a cat.
Actually Ah 'ave anozer Brozer vho iz a Dog und a Zizter zat iz a Dog taae. (Zere are alzae Fizh aber zey died a fev yearz agae) Und actually by
"Favin' azleep in ze Cat Kennel" Ah mean me 'ead vaz ztuck in zeir und Ah vaz payin' attention taeze Cat vho vaz inzoide it und Ah fell azleep. Ah'm ztill a Weasel!
Stop your acting, we know the truth now.
*Iz ztill a Weasel, dezpoite any argumentz zat zay ozervoize*
Meanvhoile, Ah'm off tae me Vinter zin' o' bein' off ze computer until February! 'ave fun! Da svidaniya! *Popz off*
Bye, HiAG! Have fun!
Laundry: the best anesthetic.
My Neopets account turned 15 years old yesterday. Yikes.
Good grief.
(http://www.safetysign.com/images/source/product-grid-images/X5884.png)
(https://www.driving.co.uk/s3/st-driving-prod/uploads/2018/03/Road-signs-to-be-removed-from-UK-roads.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fq-Gf3mp7no/UKEsLi4pvaI/AAAAAAAAUDI/pRRFh-gHcg8/s1600/dont-grow-up-its-a-trap.jpg)
Can't go back.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 11, 2018, 11:50:33 PM
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It is. ;___;
*Huuuuuuugs Meadow*
Ah alvayz foind it amuzin' vhen Ah zee a zign loike ziz.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tJo5YruZ9No/UAiAuCGONbI/AAAAAAAAHFU/s_1A4WLGIy4/s1600/sun-worship.jpg)
Zeze are zuppozed tae Chriztianz vorzhippin' zeir God und inztead (gaein' by 'ov zey vrote ziz zign) zey are vorzhippin' ze Zun.
Lol.
Ha!
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!
Very warm out.
Indeed.
Sweat is awful.
As someone who frequently sweats so much that they drip, I wholeheartedly agree.
I had to take my shirt off at work.
*Faiyloe's eyes grow slightly wider.* ;D
*Smiling from something else.*
*Reads Del's post.*
*smile.exe has stopped working.*
Yea-No.
LOL
...
/me eats Chip from the inside out.
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2018, 03:44:45 AM
*Faiyloe's eyes grow slightly wider.* ;D
>________>
*Rosie pukes.*
I didn't say that.
Actions speak louder than words.
:-|
._.
*Valkz in viz a Zheep 'and-puppet* Pleaze meet Shimmy Ze Zheep! *Shimmy Zheep zayz BAAAA BAAAAAA!*
*More BAAAA-in'*
Um.
Just sole and wave, Russa. Just smile and wave.
That was not me, but I'll follow your advice anyway. *Smiles and waves*
<.<
I'm just sitting at my desk with an orange colored pencil on top of my nose under my glasses. I'm amazed it's stayed this long. Although it is rather distracting.
get help
I'm sorry Corn for Skarzs' brusqueness. What he meant to say I'm sure was "Seek help." ;D
Seek aid for your problem.
There is nothing wrong with putting a pencil on your nose :P
Search to acquire help for the dilemma you currently find yourself in.
Quote from: Delthion on July 15, 2018, 04:49:23 AM
I'm sorry Corn for Skarzs' brusqueness. What he meant to say I'm sure was "Seek help." ;D
XD
EDIT: I've had a green pencil on my nose today, and currently I have a yellow one balancing. Y'all should try it, if you wear glasses.
O^O
it's fun okay. DO WEIRD THINGS FOR NO REASON AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!
*Runs around Walmart in a sheet toga.*
I mean..... Sure why not? I guess?
*Is now arrested.* I blame you, Corn.
Hey I said do something weird. Like balancing colored pencils on your nose. Not.... Run around Walmart in a sheet-toga. Even Walmart has limits, yknow.
That's not weird?!
It is weird! Just maybe a bit too weird for public. Considering the arresting bit and all.
They just don't understand 100 BC fashion. =^=
To be fair, it IS a bit outdated.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 16, 2018, 04:08:14 AM
*Runs around Walmart in a sheet toga.*
That reminds me I recently watched a rehearsal of Julius Caesar. It was hilarious, ever watch people try to pull 4 foot long plastic swords out of a toga? ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2018, 03:51:46 PM
To be fair, it IS a bit outdated.
Fine. I will wear my kilt.
@Nadaz: That sounds hilarious. :P
@Skar: Kilt is good, kilts are cool.
Just remember, that the only way to be a true kilt wearer is to wear nothing under it.
Out of respect for myself and others, I will not go bare underneath.
Kiltz are major!!!
Aye.
Aye Aye!
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That's kinda cute.
It's an aye-aye
Interesting name.
Aye!
;D
It's... kinda creepy looking.
as creepy as this?
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pfXDa7yt_j8/W1I2qDdUb2I/AAAAAAAADTk/kMAq-jWmu0YISBNOdxMKk5JggVjeSgsRACK8BGAs/s220/2018-07-20.jpg)
Creepier.
*gaspeth* this?
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No.
*GAASPIE* THIIIISS????
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Those are cute turtles.
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/portrait/1485228_300x300)
Do you still stand by that statement?
apparently it is blocked in my country on copyright grounds. :P :(
It's Nelvana? Wow. Didn't know that.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on July 23, 2018, 12:34:08 AM
Do you still stand by that statement?
But alligator snapping turtles are adorable!
Corn will be the judge of that!
OVERRULED.
Adorable, maybe not, but extremely cool? HECK YEAH.
Shplork yeah.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4f814c0e9e1a95c14db4567ba0c1b91/tumblr_inline_o0lmxx9Yc11s8tks2_540.jpg)
She probably said hack.
*Gathp* If your mother could hear you...
James has decreed that word is punishable by DEATH.
Then your life is forfeit.
I'm already dead inside.
I hate that H E C K is censored y'all.
:P
You think I'm kidding? :P
James once told me that every time someone complains about the profanity filter, he adds additional words to it.
I don't know if he was serious or joking.
Knowing him, Chip, he was probably serious. I have no issue with a censor until it gets ridiculous.
Me neizer. Meanvhoile...
*'auldz up a Banana* Ziz iz Mr. Nanner. 'e iz a cloze friend o' Shimmy Ze Zheep. Mr. Nanner zayz NANAAAAAA!
Shimmy Ze Zheep: BAAAAA!!!
Mr. Nanner: NANAAAAA!!!
Shimmy Ze Zheep: BAAA!!!
Mr. Nanner: NANAAAA!!!
Shimmy Ze Zheep: BAAAAA!!!
Mr. Nanner: NANAAAA!!!
Und Togezer zey zay-
Shimmy Ze Zheep Und Mr. Nanner: BAAAAA-NANAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xD
*Aggressively attacks and eatss Mr. Nanner whilst roasting Shimmy the Sheep.*
D:
Mutton be tasty.
Indeed.
The first time I ever had deer was right after watching Bambi. It was a surprise so my mom couldn't say no because there would have to be a reason. They were burgers too, so we didn't know until we had already eaten most of it.
*Shimmy Ze Zheep Und Mr. Nanner reicarnate az....Shimmy Ze Zheep Und Mr. Nanner!!!*
Shimmy Ze Zheep: BAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mr. Nanner: NANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
O.o
Shall I burn them both?
I suppose so.
*Throws them into my forge.*
^-^
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I guess we're having mutton tonight.
Yum.
*snatches mutton* SURPRISE!!
Am surprised.
I earned that mutton. You have violated the law.
Dottiiii!!! You're alive!!!
*Iz liztenin' tae Hammerfall, daez an air-guitar guitar zolo*
*Is listening to nothing* *Does nothing*
Russa is gone.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Ach...
She is now non-existent to be doing nothing.
Zhe perziztz in 'er non-exiztaunce.
We are gathered here today to commemorate the life of Russa Nodrey.
She was a fine lass. Always causing laughter wherever she went. Except when it came to that annoying froad she kept carrying around.
Too soon she was taken from is by the merciless void, which came to take her into nonexistence. Her last word will be engraved in brass and granite: "Ach."
Ach...
*Wipes away a tear* She was so young. *Sniffle* She had so much to live for.
<.<
*Silently mourns my nonexistence*
Und zen ze giant mutated Hamzterz came...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2018, 06:08:59 PM
*Silently mourns my nonexistence*
SHE DOES SOMETHING. SHE EXISTS.
SHE IS A PARADOX!!!
Can you eat a paradox?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/b/b0/Paradox.png/revision/latest?cb=20131125144046)
Let uz zee vho can get ziz reference...
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 23, 2018, 01:47:03 AM
Can you eat a paradox?
IF YOU CAN TYPE IT I CAN EAT IT!
*Hides behind a potted plant*
/me eats potted plant.
Why eat a potted plant when you could eat a Russa?
Because she didn't type "Russa" ;D
*Hides behind a vat of poison*
XD
*Zat 'vat o' poizon' turnz oot tae be inztead a Grimer*
/me eats a vat of poison, then eats a Grimer.
Zat tvaz redundant...Und dangerouz...
How do you feel, Del?
Just fine thank you very much!
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40800000/Hiss-walt-disneys-robin-hood-40857220-460-275.gif)
/me eats Sir Hiss.
O.O
Darkness consumes all. Delthion consumes darkness.
Wise words.
/me eats all and darkness and wisdom and words. ;D
D:
Next he shall eat your face.
Whahahahy?!
/me eats Skarzs' face. ;D
That was unexpected.
Indeed.
Yup.
Yes.
Without a doubt.
'Tis true.
Indubitably.
For sure.
Absolutely.
Certainly.
Nahhhhhh
Nein.
Nay.
Nevah.
Nope.
HUMBABA!!!
i fell in to a burning ring of fire i went down down down and the flames went higher and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire
Johnny Cash?
Yes. It's been stuck in my head all week. Maybe because there are two major wildfires near my house and I've been breathing in the smoke all week. Or maybe it's just cause I like Johnny Cash. Idk.
D: Stay safe!
Don't worry. It's not as dangerous as zinc fumes.
I don't want lung cancer.
Vot aboot a Lungfizh?
Ew, what's that?
It's a fish that can breathe air.
Zhoinin' on zae gloriuz ze bloodloinez o' true varriourz
Foitin' fer ze right tae be a part o' ze legacy
Zearchin' fer ze rainbov'z end, ze gold avaitz fer ye me friend
Courage iz yer guidin' ztar und it vill take ye far...
(http://i.imgur.com/HGX7dQG.jpg)
Lol.
;D
It's been put here for safe keeping.
Originz, by Hammerfall!
What about it?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 24, 2018, 09:01:04 PM
Zhoinin' on zae gloriuz ze bloodloinez o' true varriourz
Foitin' fer ze right tae be a part o' ze legacy
Zearchin' fer ze rainbov'z end, ze gold avaitz fer ye me friend
Courage iz yer guidin' ztar und it vill take ye far...
Mm. Blood.
No, bloodlines, there's a difference. :P
There is no bloodlines without blood.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2018, 07:13:32 PM
There are no bloodlines without blood.
Fixed that for ya.
No.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2018, 07:13:32 PM
There is no "bloodlines' without "blood."
This is what I meant.
*Zree Vampirez appear*
On anozer topic, Dora Ze Explorer (Ech!) iz a computer program. Zerefore... *Dragz zaid 'orrible program tae ze Recycle Bin; Dae ye vant tae empty ze Recycle Bin? Aye. Recycle Bin iz emptied, gettin' rid o' ze zin' forever*
D-d-d-d-d-Destroyed.
(http://i.makeagif.com/media/3-31-2015/6KMM9p.gif)
Am board
*spies the Skarzs board* *Runs to get tap shoes* *taps on the Skarzs board* :D
Was not expecting that. Ow. Ow. Owowow. Ow!
*Is happily doing the shim sham shimmy and isn't paying attention*
*Stops the music in an attempt to stop the torture.*
*Doesn't have any music*
THE SHIM SHAM SHIMMY/BOOGIE/SHABOOGIE IS ACAPELLAAAAAAAAA YAY IT's SO MUCH FUN AND VERY COOL
Why can I feel pain I'm a board!
/me karate chops the Skarzs board in half to put it out of its misery. Gives Corn a 10'x10' board for tapping.
*Is apparently dead.*
Only Skarzs board is dead. Skarzs is still alive. ;D
I am not board?
Not anymore. ;D
Then I guess I can't be in this topic.
The next reply will be #2500. Who will be the lucky poster? Congats, future person who replied to me! That is quite the accomplishment!
I guess I'm the one, then. ;D
Onwards to 5000.
Quote from: Delthion on December 13, 2018, 04:56:57 AM
/me karate chops the Skarzs board in half to put it out of its misery. Gives Corn a 10'x10' board for tapping.
:D :D :D
I just ate a fantastic sub! Barbecue chicken with cheddar cheese and bacon. I'm going to be digesting for HOURS.
.... Matty? You just reminded me of how much I want Subway.
But they're so...sub standard. ;)
Oooooooohhhh that's a good pun.
I have this subway creation of mine that's really great.
Salami, provolone, tomatoes, onions, and honey mustard all on white bread. Quite tasty.
Oooooh sounds interesting.
*What someone says when it sounds repulsive but they're being polite anyway.* ;D
yeh nasteh
I have been very busy today. Had a BLT and some filet mignon later on.
Quote from: Delthion on December 16, 2018, 04:49:14 AM
*What someone says when it sounds repulsive but they're being polite anyway.* ;D
I mean..... I don't think I'd be able to eat that sandwich but I can see how it would taste good!
Ooooohhhh
lettuce.
Bored.
*Squishes Delthion.*
/me is a squished board.
*Performs my skills as a chiropractor on Delthion's stiffness.* Crack.
/me is a squished board that is snapped in two.
Oops.
I'm bored! I got off work and was gonna go home, but then a landscaper let me know my tire was flat (I ran over a nail, at some point?) And I'm gen-z in a single parent home with no close male siblings, so idunno how to change a tire, and I gotta wait for my uncle to show up.
Gonna get him to teach me how to change a tire, though, because this is ridiculous. :/
Rough.
Right? He came, and showed me how, so it's all good now. Still frustrated, though. :/
I've never changed a tire, actually. I've done pretty much everything else on a car, though.
It's not really hard, honestly. I probably could have googled it? But better safe than sorry.
Actually I think you're a millennial, not gen-z. Just saying.
Buizelium Z. A Z-Crzytal zat zey majorly need tae 'ave!
Absolutely, man. (Is that a reference to something? It feels like ab reference to something. Pokemon?)
Quote from: Maudie on February 07, 2019, 01:25:51 AM
Actually I think you're a millennial, not gen-z. Just saying.
Well, I'm in that funny grey area? But it's mostly agreed (where I've looked) that gen-z started in 1996.
Quote from: BlueRose on February 07, 2019, 02:06:54 AM
Absolutely, man. (Is that a reference to something? It feels like ab reference to something. Pokemon?)
Well, I'm in that funny grey area? But it's mostly agreed (where I've looked) that gen-z started in 1996.
Pokemon. Zpecifically, Ze Zea Weasel Pokemon
Buizel!(https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3141895.png)
He's adorable and I need him. Which game is he in?
'e firzt zhoved up in ze Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum generation. Bein' a Weasel, Buizel iz me favourite!
I don't blame you! He's so cute! I gotta see if I can find him in Moon.
Quote from: Maudie on February 07, 2019, 01:25:51 AM
Actually I think you're a millennial, not gen-z. Just saying.
Wut.
It's all kinda obscure. :P
Ah need tae foind vone o' zeze concertz und
GAE TAE IT!
I am board
*throws confetti* Congrats! you have earned the honor of being bored! YAY!!
Welcome to the club. ;D 8)
Three cheers for Tungro, hip hip, hooray!
if we're doing this it shows just how bored we are.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 01:27:13 AM
if we're doing this it shows just how bored we are.
Too true, too true.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2011, 04:32:24 PM
EVEN WORSE, THEY'RE DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS! EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!!! *trips over a Death Defying Beaver and falls down*
*gasp* he isn't speaking in his accent!! a
fraud??
That was before the accide--I mean, accent.
I see.. FRAUD!!!
Nyet, Ah vaz juzt keepin' it more rezerved back zen. Meanvhoile... *Preparez tae zet Witessss' 'air on fire*
NOO!!!! not my beautiful hair!! there isn't any hair like It anywhere!! NO!!!! *covers hair protectively*
*pours gas on Wites' hair* Go HeadInanothergalaxy
Martyrdom! (or is it just plain death)
Na' let uz zee, ve pick ze match, zet it afire und...*touchez ze lit match tae Wites' gaz-covered 'air*
*grabs the container of salt and starts shaking vigorously* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Witessss on March 02, 2019, 11:49:16 PM
Martyrdom! (or is it just plain death)
Nope, just plain death. (you're not that lucky)
drat. :(
Why salt?
for grease fires. it was as close as I could get to thinking of something. :P
*Wraps Wites in a Kevlar blanket.* Here.
I don't think salt is going to be putting out any fires, let alone grease ones, any time soon. If anything I'd say the Kevlar is too little too late, because she just ended up with some nice third degree burns. :-|
*Blasts Ourbro with a fire extinguisher.*
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Throws Wite into a barrel of water*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 03, 2019, 02:43:07 PM
*Throws Wite into a barrel of water*
Will that work for an oil fire though? :-|
Oh, forgot about that. *Empties a bucket of baking soda over Wite's flaming head*
*pours a gallon of gas in the room where you are all standing and lights it with my mega flamethrower.* (from a safe distance so as to not get burned.) ;D
*Dies a slow and painful death*
MWHAHAHAHAAA!!! >:D
The...uh...deadly kind. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 03, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
AFFF foam.
Well, I guess you're just going to have to enjoy burning. Gotta use a wet chemical extinguisher for grease and oil fires. :-|
AAAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CRUEL POEPLE!! ;D
Quote from: Ouroboros on March 03, 2019, 03:04:42 PM
Well, I guess you're just going to have to enjoy burning. Gotta use a wet chemical extinguisher for grease and oil fires. :-|
I was only spraying you.
So where are you Del, your still here but you haven't said anything in a while
Legitimitimate.
Undoubtoubtedly.
Truly
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
apparently we are really bored.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:03:33 PM
apparently we are really bored.
yeah
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That has got to be the first time I have seen a quote moving.
O.o Can't be. Tons of people have done it.
Sorry, meanta spoiler.
Spoiler
are you positive????
I think so.
it's hard to click a moving spoiler. maybe that's why.
it's easy tho
Oh, hello there. Long time no see!
Quote from: Andy on March 17, 2019, 04:33:35 AM
it's easy tho
Mmhmm. I have a laptop trackpad, y'all, and I think it's easy. What's your excuse? ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) :) :) :) >:D >:D >:D 8) 8) 8) ??? ??? ???
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 17, 2019, 04:48:56 AM
Mmhmm. I have a laptop trackpad, y'all, and I think it's easy. What's your excuse? ;D ;D ;D
well the compuuter i'm on right now is kind of slow so by the time i position my mouse to click on it it has already moved away..i suppose i could just position it farther out and wait for the spoiler to pass under my mouse.. hmm..
Quote from: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:46:26 PM
well the compuuter i'm on right now is kind of slow so by the time i position my mouse to click on it it has already moved away..i suppose i could just position it farther out and wait for the spoiler to pass under my mouse.. hmm..
Hmm...sounds like our old computer.
Sebias is a hivemind confirmed.
;D
We've got a cannibal, a crazy weasel, a troll, a hivemind, and various other notable individuals. Interesting.
Quite
Very
True
Rather. Wot.
Und Ah ztart ze 8-10 page 'iztory ezzay zat iz due Froiday ze noo. Ach...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2019, 08:24:08 PM
Und Ah ztart ze 8-10 page 'iztory ezzay zat iz due Froiday ze noo. Ach...
Ooh, fun fun. ;)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2019, 08:24:08 PM
Und Ah ztart ze 8-10 page 'iztory ezzay zat iz due Froiday ze noo. Ach...
Why do you do this to yourself.
8) ???
What's up?
An 'ole in ze vall vhere me foot ztarted tae come trough ze ceilin' vhen Ah vaz in ze attic vone toime...
Oh.
Goodness.
I just realized how tall the cieling is in my apartment.
Oh, okay... :D
My old room had a pretty low cieling.
Does your kitchen have a high ceiling?
It's all the same height. I just never really noticed it.
Interesting...
Delightful.
Quite.
Boring.
Lame.
Biology.
Zoology.
9 people here and still silence
Shhhhhhh!!!
Yet I come back and you guys have made, I think, at least 50 posts.
That's all? Man! we must be slacking...
(https://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2015/11/20/37511226-1448017657531258-Dave-Hickling_origin.png)
Why are Washington, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and North Dakota blacked out?
It's a map of Dollar General locations. :P
None in Washington? Even with Seattle being there? That's surprising...what's not surprising, how much Jar-Jar Binks saved with GEICO.
What?
Combined my own remark with a GEICO ad...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 26, 2019, 01:42:48 AM
It's a map of Dollar General locations. :P
Huh. Interesting.
Quite.
Things are quiet tonight.
Been busy. :P
HELLOOOOOOO!!! *Echoes*
*"'OV ARE YEEEEEEEE?" Echoez back*
WHAT"S UUUUUUPPPPP! *Echoes for an hour*
*"DEFINE UUUUUUUUUP!" Echoez back*
NOT DOOOOOOOWWWWNNN!!! *Echoes back*
DEFINE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
NOT UUUUUPPPPPPP!!!
DEFINE UUUUUUUPPP!!
But to define "Up" as "Not Down" you must also define what "Down" is.
Up is the direction corresponding to the increasing values of the y-axis.
Quote from: MathLuk on May 02, 2019, 05:45:33 AM
Up is the direction corresponding to the increasing values of the y-axis.
^^^^
*Turns graph upside-down.*
:o
I did the impossible.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KHn4t0Jui2c/hqdefault.jpg)
Throw it into the flames of Tartarus.
Or just throw it to the swole troll... ;D
True. I am the reason the dinosaurs went extinct, after all.
Well I'm the reason there is only one swole troll left.... And the only reason it's still alive is because he rather amuses me...
...Seb is rather delusional isn't he?
::)
;)
>:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Picklez on a zandvich...
See you in hell, monster.
Pickles go very good in tuna sandwiches
Pickles go very well in almost every sandwich.
Depends.
If you mean actual pickles I agree wholeheartedly.
If you mean that disgusting yellow gelatinous paste that calls itself "pickle" but tastes like rancid mustard you should be shot.
I mean actual pickles.
But pickled herring is the lifeblood of man. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on May 07, 2019, 02:42:34 AM
I mean actual pickles. phew
But pickled herring is the lifeblood of man. ;D actually, I think blood is the lifeblood of man.
Yes that is true. But blood is synthesized from pickled herring. ;D
Pickles don;t go well in peanut butter and honey sandwhiches...
Exactly.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 07, 2019, 06:57:51 PM
Pickles don;t go well in peanut butter and honey sandwhiches...
Actually, it sounds like they would...but this is pure theory, I have no facts to back this up.
As an avid pickle and PB&H lover, I don't think pickles would taste very good on the sandwich (maybe a certain kind of pickle?? Bread and butter, perhaps?) but they'd be amazing on the side.
Quote from: Delthion on May 07, 2019, 09:03:54 PM
Actually, it sounds like they would...but this is pure theory, I have no facts to back this up.
I *strongly* doubt this to be the case.
If I can get pickles I'll try this at home.
Grilled cheese and pickles: Heq yeah.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for Del to post.
(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-anatomical-correct-male-skeleton-d-rendering-with-clipping-path-and-shadow-over-white-72013867.jpg)
Quote from: Ouroboros on May 08, 2019, 03:28:56 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for Del to post.
(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-anatomical-correct-male-skeleton-d-rendering-with-clipping-path-and-shadow-over-white-72013867.jpg)
...I may have forgotten...expect it tomorrow 3-ish UTC-4.
Delthion changed his picture.
So did Grey...
Hmm...
Quote from: Ouroboros on May 08, 2019, 05:13:23 PM
Profile pictures...
Ah, I see... I should get one one of these days...
Me too. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 08, 2019, 05:34:30 PM
Me too. ;D
You should pick a picture of a troll from the LOTR or something. ;D
Okay... I dont know how to link pictures but if you search up trundle on google images you'll get an idea of how I visualize Skarzs the troll
Lol I'm bald.
At... 21?
By choice.
You mean you shave your head?
I do too... except i leave a ponytail.
weirdo
Yeah, I like my hair really short, not quite gone spit and polish yet.
*Hindu
(I know, I was joking.)
Mmmmhmmmmm
Don't believe me, or do, your choice.
That is not what I look like, in any case.
It's what I imagine when they call you troll
I'm not *really* a ferret and I don't think Del is *really* a hedgehog
Visualization
You'd be surprised...
Oh don't get me wrong, I visualize you as a hedgehog, and as far as this forum is concerned, you are one.
I'm actually a walking, talking otter... ;)
Doubt.
;D
And I'm a fat stinky ferret.
On the forum.
That gap was huge.
On purpose
I am Captain Obvious.
You are. He is a very powerful character.
The most powerful troll in the RACFCU
Not saying much when I'm the ONLY one. . .
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 10, 2019, 02:19:13 PM
Not saying much when I'm the ONLY one. . .
Do you want to know
why you are the only one? ::)
Weeeeell... do you?
I get the feeling I wouldn't like your answer.
I get the feeling that I would like to know the answer...
Should I tell you all...Hmm...
Tell us!
Hmm...Should I though...That much knowledge would probably make your tiny minds explode.
*Threatens to never review again*
Tell us Seb
Because I've hunted down every swole troll. All except Skarzs because he amuses me... ;D
And you've done so
Under Keva's orders?
No. I sent Keva to kill all of the ferrets....Except Grey. Though that could change at any time...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIHUHIHUHOHOHHEHEHEHAHAHA!
Even Fret, whiny, pathetic miserable (still love him tho) Fret could beat Keva up XD
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 07:33:00 PM
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIHUHIHUHOHOHHEHEHEHAHAHA!
Even Fret, whiny, pathetic miserable (still love him tho) Fret could beat Keva up XD
You obviously have never met Keva... ;D
I don't want to be rude to your sister Seb. So I'll let your delusions persist...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 07:37:42 PM
I don't want to be rude to your sister Seb. So I'll let your delusions persist...
"You think you're so funny." ~ Quote from Sam the squirrel in 'The Grey Warlord.' ~
"I am funny! I am very funny!"
I know thats a quote but not sure from where...
"That's what you think!" ~A quote from hundreds of different shows and movies...
*'az entred ze topic at a point vhere daez nae at av ken vot iz gaein' on*
G'day! Yahoo mail 'az changed ze format again tae zummat e'en more obnoxiouz. Vhen did zey dae zat?
No idea, Yahoo Mail stopped working for me *ages* ago...
That's why you shouldn't use Yahoo mail.
*Twiddles thumbs*
Google+ anyone-OH WAIT.
:o
Ze Green Zloime Iz Comin' Tae Get Ye!
Mmmyum
*Gasp*
I ARE BORED!!!
Is it possible to die from boredom?
Probably, I have before, you know.
I don't believe you.
It felt horrible
Quote from: Tungro on May 31, 2019, 12:49:08 PM
It felt horrible
Yeah, I remember dying....it wasn't as cool as it sounds....
You think dying's bad? Ha! It's what you can live through that hurts!
That is true.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 04:48:36 AM
You think dying's bad? Ha! It's what you can live through that hurts!
That's a good point.
When you alone on the forum
https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c
Working for money right now. :P
Hard hats, safety glasses, steel-toe boots, gloves, high-visibility orange vests. . . Air horns.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 03, 2019, 08:28:13 PM
Hard hats, safety glasses, steel-toe boots, gloves, high-visibility orange vests. . . Air horns.
:o
Yes.
*Hovlz*
What, are you a werewolf now, Head?
Wereweasel may'apz... Ah alzae juzt revatched The Wolf Man viz Lon Chaney Jr. ze ozer day az vell... *Hovlz*
INCONSISTENCY IS UNACCEPTABLE.
REEEEEE
Ze entire Univerze iz inconziztent. *Hovlz in agreement*
*Barks*
Very few posts today...
Indeed.
Though admittedly not the slowest the forum has ever been, it's pretty slow.
I have a lot going on. :P
*snors loudly*
*Snores.
Wait wait wait. Hold up.
Are we taking naps and you guys didn't INVITE ME???
No!
WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOT? *Is insulted*
I mean we're not napping! *Puts smelling salts under Tungro's nose.* See?
. . . . Okaaayyyyyy. If you say so.
Next time we decide to have a nap party, we'll invite you.
Slehp.
*Slap?*
Sleeeep.
M. . . must-t. . . not. . . *yawn*. . . sleep. . .
*loud yawn
*Whispers* Sssllleeeep...*Whacks Skarzs and Tungro on the back of their heads with a shovel*
*........
Shhh...
Your shovel has no power over me!
*Is sleepy*
*Hands Seb a glass of warm milk to help him go to sleep*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 12, 2019, 12:17:21 AM
Your shovel has no power over me!
Oh, but it does. *Continues hitting Skarzs with the shovel*
Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stahp. stØp
*Is exhausted from the exertion* *Falls asleep*
No power.
*Snores*
*Putz caffeine patchez on everybeazt*
*Falls asleep instantly.*
It doesn't really mean anything, but on Imgur,
(https://i.imgur.com/DIHNsUJ.png)
Did you make that photo?
No, that is why it does't mean anything :P
(yes I gave credit)
Ah. . .
*Hovlz*
Ach. . .
Jings...
You can't stop me from taking your go-to answer, Head.
Why so serious, skarz?
*is bored*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 27, 2019, 05:56:28 PM
Why so serious, skarz?
(https://img.purch.com/o/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5uZXdzYXJhbWEuY29tL2ltYWdlcy9pLzAwMC8xMTIvMDQ0L2kwMi9NeUNhcmRfVGhlX0pva2VyLmpwZw==)
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 27, 2019, 06:55:24 AM
You can't stop me from taking your go-to answer, Head.
*Zetz Skarzs' 'air on fire*
"Imitation iz juzt anozer forme o' flattery."
True.
*Sets HIAG's hair on fire.*
*Is bored again* And before you say it,
@Russa Nodrey, our house is already reasonably clean. :P
Describe "reasonably."
Not... as messy as it usually is?
Zetz Skarzs' toenailz on fire, zen zetz fire tae Sebias' curtainz, laughin' gleefully und hovlin' ze entire time*
My curtains!!!??? What have you done to them!!!??? *Runs over and tries to blow out the flames*
Reasonably is not these reactions
Ah.
*Glares at Skarzs and Jack* Why don't you both do something useful and help me put out this fire?
My toenails are on fire.
Do trolls have toenails?
Not anymore.
Oh. *Glances down at Skarzs toes* Hmm...are you going to get new ones?
Meh. One less thing I have to worry about.
That's...actually rather true.
You want your toenails removed too?
Maybe... How would you remove them? Is it painful?
Depends on your pain tolerance.
Hmm...how much?
Fractured femur?
That...does indeed sound painful. What are the other methods? Maybe we could try those...
I heard that is supposed to be one of the most painful injuries in the world.
Oh. That doesn't sound good.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 07, 2019, 10:56:51 PM
I heard that is supposed to be one of the most painful injuries in the world.
It's quite the experience! Any volunteers?
No. ^-^
(https://i.imgflip.com/34lud3.png)
(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/kaq6GnxDlJaBq/giphy.gif)
*Laughs laughingly.*
*Concerned*
*Cackles cacklingly.*
*A little more concerned*
*Stares staringly.*
*Very much concerned* *Backs away*
*Follows followingly.*
*hahas hahaingly*
*Wotwots wotwotingly*
*Hungers hungeringly.*
Gasps gaspingly
* 8) es 8) ingly*
*Gapes gapingly*
O0 es C:-) ingly
*Is shocked shockingly*
*satisfied satisfyingly*
*Grunts gruntingly.*
*Nods noddingly*
. . . .
Okay then. You alright over there, Russa?
*Is pleased pleasingly.*
;D es ;D ingly
*Thumbs up thumbingly*
*Mind blank mind blankingly*
😄😃😀😊😊☺😉😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣😴😎😷😋😆😖😤😵😲😟😇😶😯😕😐😬😮😏😑👩👨👧👦👶👱👼👸👲👳👮👮💂🙊🙉
Hehehe
*Chuckles*
HuRhUrHuR
Hahahahahaha
hoohoohoo
I have the power of psychosis! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!??!!!!?!!@!!!(!!!!!!!...
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mads madly.*
*Is insane insane-ingly*
*Much more concerned than I was before*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 25, 2019, 03:26:18 AM
. . . .
Okay then. You alright over there, Russa?
Not in the least. :D
HAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 27, 2019, 12:08:58 AM
*Much more concerned than I was before*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 25, 2019, 03:26:18 AM
. . . .
Okay then. You alright over there, Russa?
Not in the least. :D
*Waggles eyebrows wagglingly.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 27, 2019, 12:08:58 AM
*Much more concerned than I was before*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 25, 2019, 03:26:18 AM
. . . .
Okay then. You alright over there, Russa?
Not in the least. :D
*Is now also concerned*
*Raises eyebrows raisingly*
*Squishes VIOLENTLY.*
Whaaa...
I broke the system.
*Gasps dramatically* Oh no Skarzs!! How could you!!
It vaz at ziz point zat Titus Andronicus 'ad vone o' 'iz 'andz cut off tae zave iz tva zonz, vho 'ad been arrezted fer a murder zey didnae commit und vere zentenced tae deaz fer, fer ze Emperor 'ad zaid zat zet vid be returned aloive if 'e did. Vot ended up 'appenin' iz zat- ze zonz' 'eadz vere returned along viz ze 'and. Und zae ze 'appy tale o' Titus Andronicus encountered anozer 'appy tvizt. On tae part IV!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 29, 2019, 02:21:31 AM
*Gasps dramatically* Oh no Skarzs!! How could you!!
It had to be done. I had to destroy what I had created.
Und Alaz, Zere iz nay Juliet. Zhe ran off viz Hamlet, leavin' Romeo tae ztay und take care o' ze Goatz.
???
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 31, 2019, 03:11:32 AM
???
*Pulls One-Eye to the side.* Just let him be, and don't try to understand. I've seen too many surgeries because of it. . . It's just better to smile and nod when he says something.
Ach...
True dat...
*Stands with mouth open and one eyebrow raised*
Can you actually raise one eyebrow?
I can either raise both or just the left. For some reason I can't raise the right alone
A lot of people can't raise their eyebrows individually.
Ah vonder vot vill 'appen viz Ze Whispererz...
They will be heard.
Quote from: Tungro on September 10, 2019, 02:10:30 PM
I can either raise both or just the left. For some reason I can't raise the right alone
Same.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2019, 04:20:56 AM
They will be heard.
But zen vot? Und zey vid ztill 'ave zoze zombie-zkin mazkz on zem. Ach...
Don't know. Don't care, really. :P
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2019, 01:50:41 AM
Quote from: Tungro on September 10, 2019, 02:10:30 PM
I can either raise both or just the left. For some reason I can't raise the right alone
Same.
I can raise both of them and the right, as for the left one...it depends.
Ah vonder vot vill 'appen tae Alpha, Beta, und ze ozerz.
They will die to the zombies, eventually.
Ah zought Ah zav zome video title on Yetube zat mentioned Negan...
Perhaps.
Indeed.
Indubitably.
Boredom breeds bad breath.
Boredom breeds bad beef.
Boredom breeds
Boredom breeds big bins.
Somewhere on this thread someone mentioned otter annihilation. I was wondering, does that mean that the otters are annihilating things or being annihilated?
It means you're being otterly annihilated.
It is so weird seeing Skarzs without his blue question mark
Lol.
Ah, I see. That's a relief. I quite like otters. It would be a shame if they got annihilated.
^^^^
*raises eyebrow*
Skarz got a profile pic! Noice :D
It's pretty funny knowing that I haven't had a profile picture in so long most of the active members don't remember me ever having one.
You had a PROFILE PICTURE??
That is a pretty cool flower.
. . . Yes, Jarky.
I agree with Teer
That's alright.
I have made an immortal flower. Florists hate me.
If it's only singular, they can't complain too much.
I will fill the world with metal flowers.
I look forward to the momentous occasion.
Unfortunately, I will be without quill or parchment to note down that momentous occasion if it ever happens. Somebody could note down the unmomentous occasion of the revival of this thread, but nobody will do that, will they (or should that be 'Halt they'?)?
Hmmmmmm.....nah. The momentous occasion has been marked!
*Writes this down on my profile notes.*
y tho
The question is, are you bored?
If the above answer is yes, the next question is why?
No.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 04:00:26 AM
The question is, are you bored?
If the above answer is yes, the next question is why?
Most of the time.
Because... i'm boring? Yeah, probably that ;D
I don't have time to be bored.
Fair enough. I really can't be bothered being bored either. If I have free time, I either read or imagine stories.
Isn't everyone here bored?
Now, what could possibly make you think that?
Hmmm....
*Looks at topic title.*
Ohh, noootthhiinngg... ::)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 07:09:44 AM
Fair enough. I really can't be bothered being bored either. If I have free time, I either read or imagine stories.
Same.
*leaves topic*
*Waves goodbye as Teer leaves topic.*
*comes into topic again* We need somebody to fling the cellars into chaos again. Everything is too humdrum and sensible.
That's my doing.
*sighs*
I am both humdrum and sensible. My ability to affect the moods of others is working well.
*is happy*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 03:51:10 AM
*comes into topic again* We need somebody to fling the cellars into chaos again. Everything is too humdrum and sensible.
MANGOES! That chaos enough for you?
No, not even close.
MANGOES! MANGOES! MANGOES! MANGOES! *THROWS MANGOES AT EVERYBODY*
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 07:58:56 AM
MANHOES! MANGOES! MANGOES! MANGOES!
One of these things is not like the others! *Said in a sing-song voice.*
Oh dear.
Manholes!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 16, 2019, 06:24:18 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 07:58:56 AM
MANHOES! MANGOES! MANGOES! MANGOES!
One of these things is not like the others! *Said in a sing-song voice.*
Huh? Have you been hit in the head by those mangoes I threw? I definitely,
definitely, didn't edit it.
;D ;D ;D
Still not enough chaos.
I don't see you making any chaos.
Chaotic neutral.
The alignment one picks when you just want an excuse to do whatever the deuce you want :laugh:
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 17, 2019, 02:22:57 PM
I don't see you making any chaos.
Fine then. *releases an army of radioactive split peas with cockney accents into the forum* In case you're wondering, yes, they are evil. Run for your life.
*Digs for his life.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 18, 2019, 05:28:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 17, 2019, 02:22:57 PM
I don't see you making any chaos.
Fine then. *releases an army of radioactive split peas with cockney accents into the forum* In case you're wondering, yes, they are evil. Run for your life.
This is the type of stuff we saw in the old days.
*Yells up to Skarzs* Ya might want to run!
No.
*split peas pack Kade's hole, shutting off his escape, and knock him out, then carry him to secret base*
Why... me.... *Kade mumbles as he's carried away.*
You should have dodged.
Too late now. Mwahahahahaaaa- *coughs*
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CUCUMBERS! STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm....I feel like ruining someone's fun...
*Teleports Kade back into the topic.*
*unfortunately, the radioactivity of the split peas interferes with said teleportation and Kade is instead teleported to the bottom of an avalanche. Split peas quickly catch up to him on their newly acquired cucumber bangers and continue their task of brainwashing*
B-b-but it's magic! *Teleports both Kade and the peas again.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 21, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
*unfortunately, the radioactivity of the split peas interferes with said teleportation and Kade is instead teleported to the bottom of an avalanche. Split peas quickly catch up to him on their newly acquired cucumber bangers and continue their task of brainwashing*
This paragraph . . .
The epitome of the Cellars.
THEY HAVE TAKEN THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They left the prov-alone.
No they eat every-thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Waves at Matthias 720.*
ummm.......hi
*waves at Verdauga*
*Waves at a goat*
*waves back*.the radioactive split peas are ataking!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 23, 2019, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2019, 08:32:09 PM
They left the prov-alone.
._.
I actually thought that was a pretty good one.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 21, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
*unfortunately, the radioactivity of the split peas interferes with said teleportation and Kade is instead teleported to the bottom of an avalanche. Split peas quickly catch up to him on their newly acquired cucumber bangers and continue their task of brainwashing*
What sort of brainwashing?
The type of brainwashing that convinced all of you to trust the ducks, more likely.
No, I think it's this. *watches as a pea sprays water at Kade's brain*
Your brains need a good scrubbing.
My brain does, eh?
Your collective brains. The peoples' brain.
I'm not falling for your trap. I know what you were trying to do.
I don'-*skreems*
Well, I'm here.
I can't take ennything you say seriously :laugh:
Errrr........thanks?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 23, 2019, 05:43:50 PM
I'm not falling for your trap. I know what you were trying to do.
I was trying to be funny by making a reference to a past thing.
Whatever the case, you could all use some brain washing to get rid of some of that bad.
*Looks left.*
*Looks right.*
I-i-i-I want to hear the reference...
The peoples' elbow.
I'm bored. (which is why I'm here)
good, then help me stop the radioactive Split peas!. they are takeing the bell-bottim moose!
Not a huge loss.
BUT. IT. IS. A. MASIVE. GANE. FOR. THEM...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mm.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 25, 2019, 11:02:04 AM
BUT. IT. IS. A. MAsSIVE. GAiN. FOR. THEM...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it though? Well and very?
*split peas finish washing Kade's brain and lock the otter in a freezer, then turn to Verdauga and begin the same treatment on him while other slit peas begin playing music on the moose's bottom*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 08:27:10 PM
*split peas finish washing Kade's brain waet kade had a brain? and lock the otter in a freezer, then turn to Verdauga and begin the same treatment on him while other slit peas begin playing music on the moose's bottom*
Nooo not the moose moosic!, its brain-washing powers are to graet!!
*split peas continue playing music on the moose's bottom, regardless of Lass' wishes*
*Leaves topic.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 08:27:10 PM
*split peas finish washing Kade's brain and lock the otter in a freezer*
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-brain freeze!
Quote from: lass of something much on December 25, 2019, 08:35:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 08:27:10 PM
*split peas finish washing Kade's brain waet kade had a brain? and lock the otter in a freezer*
Don't make me come over there, young lady!
*grins* you can't you'r in a freezer >:D.*opens the freezer* there you go, now you don't need to "come over there".
*split peas shove Lass into freezer as well and shut it before Kade has time to escape*
Sorry it's a bit cramped in here Lass.
Teer, what are you doing? You need to stop these RSPWCA, not help them! Teer! Teer, sto-
Quiet in the cheap seats. I'm trying to concentrate.
This seat was not cheap: It cost me my life. Now, stop what you're doing and help those poor beasts!
No. Chaos must reign once more in The Cellars! *watches as split peas shove the brainwashed Verdauga into freezer as well and go away to find more victims*
*Teleports back into topic and lets Kade and Lass out of the freezer.*
Chaos Chaos! I can do anything!
You'll need a walk-in freezer for me.
*Manages to slip out when Verdauge gets shoved into the freezer.* Whew, it was mighty chilly in there. *Wanders off.*
*split peas grab Kade and shove him back into freezer, ignoring Verdauga's teleportation attempts*
They are radioactive, remember? The tele part of teleportation doesn't work and porting things involves escaping, which you can't do.
*Dodges and runs away.* Why was I the only one brainwashed anyways? On that note, since I don't even know what I'm supposed to be brainwashed into thinking, I get the feeling it didn't really take. :laugh:
Well, imagine it like a reset.
*is biting, skracking and bashing the door*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 26, 2019, 10:06:48 PM
Sorry it's a bit cramped in here Lass.
sorry I ment to get you out :(
Quiet. I have a headache.
its not like you can heir us.....
All the biting, scratching, and bashing.
waaall, you'r a troll, so cold just pull off the door?!.
(I can't shapeshift enny thing biger because kade and verdauga are in here to.)
*Has left the topic.*
*shapeshifts kade into a Badger*now get us out of here!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 26, 2019, 10:31:47 PM
*Manages to slip out when Verdauge gets shoved into the freezer.* Whew, it was mighty chilly in there. *Wanders off.*
*Is many miles away and suddenly changes into a large badger.* What the what? This is... kinda imteresting actually. *Begins flexing in a mirror.*
Change him back.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 27, 2019, 07:16:07 PM
waaall, you'r a troll, so cold just pull off the door?!.
(I can't shapeshift enny thing biger because kade and verdauga are in here to.)
But I'm not in there.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 27, 2019, 11:43:03 PM
Change him back.
*Continues flexing.* Oh yeah, I can definitely get behind this.
If you're thousands of miles away, I presume you're talking about the real world, rather than this virtual insane asylum. Therefore, how come you've been a badger for three days and nobody's noticed?
I'm really good with makeup.
*Is bored* *Sees topic* *Walks into said topic* *Sits down* Amuse me. ;D
Oh? *Points to face* Do you take invisible money?
Skarzs.... that's your screen...
*Is amused* :laugh:
Yes.
*Is bored again* :P
Someone entertain us!
*Sets up a projector and starts Loony Toons*
*Pulls a gun out from nowhere and shoots disproportionately sized bullets at a flea.*
Since when is randomly shooting at stuff your schtick?
It was something you might see in a Looney Tunes, and I was trying to entertain.
Oh, uh, well then... *Begins clapping.* Good... good job!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 27, 2019, 11:43:03 PM
Change him back.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 27, 2019, 07:16:07 PM
waaall, you'r a troll, so cold just pull off the door?!.
(I can't shapeshift enny thing biger because kade and verdauga are in here to.)
But I'm not in there.
well then come here!*but then....*oh verdie and kade are nolonger in here.....* shapeshifts into a troll, then after braking a bigenuff gap, shapeshifts back.*
*split peas swamp Kade, Lass and Verdauga, dragging them down and connecting them to the brainwash machine*
Teer, what are you doing?! Don't just stand there, help those poor creatures! They'll be talking in cockney accents soon and that's not going to end well.
Be quiet. This is going perfectly according to plan. Chaos will reign once more in The Cellars.
Teer, do something or I'm taking over.
Fine then! *mentally gags annoying voice inside head, then proceeds to leave the room*
Mmphh!
good bye my friends :'(............*eats the split peas, then explodes into cheese stiks*
*Blinks.*
*Blinks again.*
Okay, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Leaves thread.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 09:18:40 AM
*split peas swamp Kade, Lass and Verdauga, dragging them down and connecting them to the brainwash machine*
Teer, what are you doing?! Don't just stand there, help those poor creatures! They'll be talking in cockney accents soon and that's not going to end well.
Be quiet. This is going perfectly according to plan. Chaos will reign once more in The Cellars.
Teer, do something or I'm taking over.
Fine then! *mentally gags annoying voice inside head, then proceeds to leave the room*
Mmphh!
*Is far, far away and thus can not be captured. Continues wandering, searching for adventure in his new form.*
You could just run out of your Hobbit hole after a visit from a wizard. You'll definitely be going on an adventure then.
*Is far to big to fit in a hobbit hole currently. Becomes sad.*
So what will happen to the one in my hill?
*Is currently wondering the same thing.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 03:05:53 PM
*Blinks.*
*Blinks again.*
Okay, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Leaves thread.*
So you admit that you are no longer bored?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 04:26:05 PM
*Is far to big to fit in a hobbit hole currently. Becomes sad.*
*shapeshifts kade in to a otter again*done
Nope, I'm stuck like this. Sorry. I'm an Otterbadger now. It is my true form. *Flexes.* See?
to late, I already shapeshifted you back.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 10:21:33 PM
Nope, I'm stuck like this. Sorry. I'm an Otterbadger now. It is my true form. *Flexes.* See?
your rong skerry man!
Excuse you, but I... *pauses for dramatic effect.* ...am an Otterbadger.
Cookies, man.
Scaryman.
Scary, man.
Human.
your rong skerry man!
Ummmmm....
Hmm?
If I see a piece of asparagus carrying a bean, I'm running.
If I see a runner bean running, I'm running.
Good.
I-I-I guess.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2020, 02:55:41 PM
If I see a piece of asparagus carrying a bean, I'm running.
How long did it take for you to get the reference? ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2020, 10:45:02 PM
your rong skerry man!
^^^^^^^
I can distinctly remember this line.
That by the way, is the first time Lass said that line.
Why is your quote's timestamp dated for 2051?
MAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHH noo >:D
Skarzs, I'm scared of this generation...
Don't be. They'll never amount to much.
On another note, you can make some interesting changes to the quoted when you mess with the coding.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 80206, 11:40:41 PM
Don't be. They'll never amount to much.
On another note, you can make some interesting changes to the quoted when you mess with the coding.
yup
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 16, 2020, 05:27:21 AM
Don't be. They'll never amount to much.
Funny, that's what they said about me, but... . . . . . . . . . . .
WAIT
*is waiting*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 12, 2112, 07:21:33 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2112, 07:24:33 AM
Don't be. They'll never amount to much.
Funny, that's what they said about me, but... . . . . . . . . . . .
WAIT
Imteresting.
*is still waiting*
(https://live.staticflickr.com/8578/27706588173_e1c1327bb3_b.jpg)
I refuse.
I wonder how much time the average person spends waiting for games or websites to load.
Too much.
Mm.
Well, this week has been......interesting. Our septic system backed up, we had to treat our cats for their cold, and my dad's pickup's coolant lines broke, which may or may not have damaged it's transmission.
It comes in threes.
One may be deceit. Two may be conspiracy. Three is the number I trust.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 17, 2020, 05:33:05 PM
It comes in threes.
I have another week to tell you about where it didn't, but that's neither here nor there.
Quote from: Booklover on January 17, 2020, 05:35:06 PM
One may be deceit. Two may be conspiracy. Three is the number I trust.
What about two and a half?
That isn't a real number, silly goose.
2.5 is a real number. A real number is a value of a continuous quantity that can represent a distance along a line. The real numbers include all the rational numbers, such as the integer −5 and the fraction 4/3, and all the irrational numbers, such as √2 (1.41421356..., the square root of 2, an irrational algebraic number).
2.5 isn't an integer, if that's what you meant.
That is not what I meant.
What did you mean?
That you're a silly goose.
You do realise that Verdauga made the comment about two and a half. The first one, that is, that quoted Skarzs and me.
I do, silly goose.
At this point Kade's being facetious.
No no no, I don't even know what that word means, how I could I be acting in such a flippant manner?
Ignorance?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 17, 2020, 07:13:45 PM
That you're a silly goose.
Ebby is rubing off on you, kade. ;D
Silly duck.
silly troll, I'm not a duck!
You are what I say you are.
hrumff...*shapeshifts in to a duck*
Eh, I wasn't even calling you a duck anyway. ;D I just wanted to see you as a duck.
oh...okay then...*shapeshifts back*
Stay a duck.
okay. sam, stay! ;D
Hah.
Hah.
Hah.
Hah.
For every topic you post in, I will post in another, Kade. You will never catch up.
:laugh:
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2020, 04:22:50 AM
For every topic you post in, I will post in another, Kade. You will never catch up.
Though it may seem like it, I'm not actually following you around the forum creepily ;D
I'm just going up my list of new replies to my posts.
And I shall keep posting.
thats good.
Or maybe it isn't. . .
>:D
But what if it is?
Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN
...well he stoped.
Indeed he did. Sleep came for him, as it will for me soon as well. It's almost midnight and I need to be up at 6:30 -_-
ha!, sucks to be you. ;D*grins*
Indeed. Indeed it does....
I can sleep in all day if I want to ;D
*wanders into topic, notices which topic it is and wanders out again*
come back when you'r bored! ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 10:46:42 AM
*wanders into topic, notices which topic it is and wanders out again*
Which topic are you looking for, dear heart?
oh...hello again...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 03:04:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 10:46:42 AM
*wanders into topic, notices which topic it is and wanders out again*
Which topic are you looking for, dear heart?
You two realize that trying to make others feel awkward by using such speech is fruitless, right? It's too late ;D
Teer says "servs you right"
;D
;D
So... everyone doing well?
So far.
Illuminating answer, I know.
Came in like a flashbang.
Now you're blinded, yo.
No, flashbanged. We already went over this.
If 'bangs' is American for fringe, should that then be flashfringed?
Are... you talking about hair?
But yes, words can mean different things in different places. Hah. Hah. Hah.
We're talking about flash grenades.
And they also emit a devastatingly loud sound.
Yar, that's the main thing that gets ya.
Although it would have to be loud enough to nullify hearing protection...
Melikey.
A month has passed, and still I'm bored. How dire this situation is.
I'm trying to make you unbord!
Is that so? I'll look forward to it then ^-^
good! this 'ill be fun!
Spoiler
*Is, once again, bored. Please help.*
okay! let's mention random members!
@Ebantu the Kararehe @shisteer of nothing much @Mharbrow PhantomPaint come!
*Boredom intensifies.*
Nooo, we are loozing him!
I could go extreme on him.
yes, such actshons are needed!
I dunno, this is a pretty dire move...
it must be done!
*Doesn't want to unleash this horror upon the forums.*
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=5882.165
A--all right then...
*Unleashes hordes of DDBs on topic.*
Wow.
*DDBs attack Lass.*
oh man...*jumps*
*DDBs attack Kade.*
🧝🏼♀️
*Kade's lack of understanding makes him immune to such things.*
To the death!
*My devices' inability to display the emoticons make me immune to such things.*
Yay! *stabs Verdie*
...Huh.
*thrusts*
*enters topic* Oh. Help. *leaves topic*
*stabs again* Yaaa!
...
@Teer... uh... you may want to intervene....
(Teer is out doing locksmithing with her dad. I'm at Lass' house.)
Well, hopefully she get's on before Lass finishes the job -_-
I can't.
*impalas Verda*
She's trying not to powerplay.
Uh huh....
Indeed.
Why you copy me?
I didn't.
Uh huh.
Yep.
So... you got some way to cure the boredom?
I tryed, but you are still bored...sooo, I failed.
Kade, try reading a book or writing a roleplay post.
I have recently (for the roleplay post). I space them out so that I don't hog the story, and I also post less when there aren't obvious things that my character would choose to do in that moment.
For reading, when I'm bored is usually at work, and I'm not allowed to just whip out a book and start reading while I'm there :laugh:
Oh. Are you at work now? (also please excuse me for a moment. I'll be back shortly.)
No, but I'm also not bored right now :laugh:
If I had to be at work right now, I would cry.
Why, what time is it?
It MIGHT be 1:30 in the morning.
O_O
Yeah, I'm gonna be going to sleep soon.
Okay. You will be missed.
^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 06:29:54 AM
No, but I'm also not bored right now :laugh:
Yay! it worked! buuuut, now, I'm bored...
*realises Ebby was at my house and I missed her*
*is sad*
*goes back in time and stops Lass from stabbing beloved husband*
*notes that this is the first time I've posted like this*
*re stabs Verdie, then re impalas him*
why?
*eats yum food*
*stabs Verda*
*goes back in time again, stops Lass from stabbing beloved husband and chains her up with magical chains that let her do anything as long as it doesn't involve harming my husband*
*stabs Verdie again*
*shoots Teer with a black arrow of death*
*Stops arrow with the flat side of my cleaver.*
*Watches Lass stab me.*
Can you, like.... not? I like this shirt.
She's stabbed you, like, ten times by now. I think the shirt is a goner.
Ugh. Yeah. Although, Teer apparently went back in time to stop that, so I've only been stabbed once in that timeline.
True. Changing time is a bad idea altogether, though. Who knows what repercussions there will be because of her actions.
Eh. We survived the DDBs.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 10, 2020, 09:18:55 AM
*re stabs Verdie, then re impalas him*
why?
*eats yum food*
*stabs Verda*
Impala or impale?
*Bounds across the fields, riding an impala.*
*Unmounts, then enters a Chevy Impala and drives off.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 12:05:19 PM
*Stops arrow with the flat side of my cleaver.*you do know that arrow would have been like a poke -_-
*Watches Lass stab me.*
Can you, like.... not? I like this shirt.
okay!
Thank you.
*grins*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 12:05:19 PM
*Stops arrow with the flat side of my cleaver.*
*Watches Lass stab me.*
Can you, like.... not? I like this shirt.
That is your only reason for asking her to not stab you?
His muscles are too hard for the blade to penetrate his flesh anyway. (Hopefully)
Pfffft!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 08:43:23 AM
His muscles are too hard for the blade to penetrate his flesh anyway. (Hopefully)
Since when did you become delusional?
well, that's rude.
no u
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 01:37:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 08:43:23 AM
His muscles are too hard for the blade to penetrate his flesh anyway. (Hopefully)
Since when did you become delusional?
26th March, 2008.
Is that someones birthday?
Probably. (I think it might be Eb's birthday) However, somebeast's date of birth being on that day is entirely coincidental.
do the math.
No.
2006.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:38:43 PM
Probably. (I think it might be Eb's birthday) However, somebeast's date of birth being on that day is entirely coincidental.
Then what happened on that date that made you delusional? I simply
must know.
it's not Ebby's birthday..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 11:03:46 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:38:43 PM
Probably. (I think it might be Eb's birthday) However, somebeast's date of birth being on that day is entirely coincidental.
Then what happened on that date that made you delusional? I simply must know.
Oh, nothing particularly interesting.
(~_-)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 12, 2020, 09:32:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 11:03:46 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:38:43 PM
Probably. (I think it might be Eb's birthday) However, somebeast's date of birth being on that day is entirely coincidental.
Then what happened on that date that made you delusional? I simply must know.
Oh, nothing particularly interesting.
-_-
Oo o Oooo! I can do that too!
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I I H
I I H
I I I I H
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I I H
Ya'll need help
H H E E E L P P P !
H H E L P P !
H H H E E L P P P !
H H E L P
H H E E E L L L L P !
I don't like this.
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h h w
h h h w
h h h h www oooo
h h h h w w o o
h h w w oooo
Should have swapped the o's and the w's, then it would be how and who.
to late...
h h o
h h h o
h h h h ooo wwww
h h h h o o w w
h h o o wwww
that don't look as good..
*is bored and decides to leave because this thread isn't helping*
I posted some cool videos, but no one wached them!
Teer, you mixed up my birthday and the eldest of my brothers' birthday.
Hah
Hah to you too.
*Is offended.*
Hey, you hahed at me first.
Yeah, but that's you. This is me we're talking about.
Ah, of course.
^-^
well splat to you al-*vomits on everyone*
Here, Lass. Be bored no more.
BUT I-AM THAT IS BORED!!!
That's not how it works, Lass.
that's exactly how it vorks, Ebby.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:21:54 AM
Teer, you mixed up my birthday and the eldest of my brothers' birthday.
Oh, sorry. I appreciate said brother.
^w^
Quote from: lass of something much on March 14, 2020, 04:47:45 AM
BUT I-AM THAT IS BORED!!!
Am that is bored? Matthias... Robed? Matthias... Boder? Brode?
Reminds me of Mattimeo (?), when they have the anagram competition and the answer is
Spoiler
abbey top crow
Two ohs, two bees, something about tap, weary without an 'A'. Mixed up letters evergreen (might be getting confused with other books).
Aye, zat'z Mattimeo. Und zen zere'z Barrel Ztick Chair.
;D
I am a shape.
Potato is indeed a shape.
I am a weird irregular 3D shape.
*is not bored any more*
*Zree vinged Piez fly by o'er'ead*
McDonald's.
Ew.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 16, 2020, 12:29:56 AM
*Zree vinged Piez fly by o'er'ead*
That is improbable. Three wings would be detrimental.
^.^
*Looks about in confusion.*
WHERE'D IT GO?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2020, 05:45:24 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 16, 2020, 12:29:56 AM
*Zree vinged Piez fly by o'er'ead*
That is improbable. Three wings would be detrimental.
Zree vinged Piez az in Zree Piez
viz vingz.
Pi day was two days ago.
Woo
Quote from: 'Exiled' (by Boss Hayes) on March 16, 2020, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2020, 05:45:24 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 16, 2020, 12:29:56 AM
*Zree vinged Piez fly by o'er'ead*
That is improbable. Three wings would be detrimental.
Zree vinged Piez az in Zree Piez viz vingz.
Thank you for the clarification. That is as it should be.
wut.
Three winged pies: ^ - ^ ^ - ^ ^ - ^ As you can see, the pie forms the main body while the wings are to the side. This is the regular method of pie transportation.
Three winged pie: >^< Now, in this diagram, the side wings are larger in size and the top wing, which acts as a sort of fin to keep balance, is, in fact, the pie itself and its weight and shape have been used to the best advantage. This is a much more efficient method and, in the long run, better and easier to run. However, since it is a new discovery and, as such, very expensive, it is not as popular as standard transportation services.
I will teach the entire forum of this.
That's good.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
Three winged pies: ^ - ^ ^ - ^ ^ - ^ As you can see, the pie forms the main body while the wings are to the side. This is the regular method of pie transportation.
Three winged pie: >^< Now, in this diagram, the side wings are larger in size and the top wing, which acts as a sort of fin to keep balance, is, in fact, the pie itself and its weight and shape have been used to the best advantage. This is a much more efficient method and, in the long run, better and easier to run. However, since it is a new discovery and, as such, very expensive, it is not as popular as standard transportation services.
Winged Pies: The ultimate delivery service for all your pies during the corona apocalypse! No need to go out into the scary world! Just summon a flying pie with your psychic abilities and it will flap straight to your face hole! No purchase necessary: They already know your bank account and routing numbers for your convenience! Don't ask questions, just get your Winged Pies now!
I am extremely excited and terrified for my life at the same time.
I'm excited to hear that I have psychic abilities! I didn't even realize.
I'm excited to hear that I have a bank account.
Sweet! good for you!
*Is laughing very hard.*
Are you alright, Skarzs?
Quite.
Okay. Just checking.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2020, 04:04:43 AM
*Is laughing very hard.*
what did I spell wrong
this time...
I imagine he's laughing at Russa's comment.
I know, I was trying to make a joke...
How much for a winged pie?
I'm laughing at the whole thing.
I'm laughing at the laughter.
Ach, Ah'm juzt laughin' in general.
*Isn't laughing since laughter acts as DOT for the Otterbadger.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2020, 02:17:48 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
Three winged pies: ^ - ^ ^ - ^ ^ - ^ As you can see, the pie forms the main body while the wings are to the side. This is the regular method of pie transportation.
Three winged pie: >^< Now, in this diagram, the side wings are larger in size and the top wing, which acts as a sort of fin to keep balance, is, in fact, the pie itself and its weight and shape have been used to the best advantage. This is a much more efficient method and, in the long run, better and easier to run. However, since it is a new discovery and, as such, very expensive, it is not as popular as standard transportation services.
Winged Pies: The ultimate delivery service for all your pies during the corona apocalypse! No need to go out into the scary world! Just summon a flying pie with your psychic abilities and it will flap straight to your face hole! No purchase necessary: They already know your bank account and routing numbers for your convenience! Don't ask questions, just get your Winged Pies now!
Exactly!
*Withdraws all the money in my account.*
Hah! That's rather amusing.
Nuh uh.
*sends a winged pie into Kade's face*
*Winged pie ends its journey in Kade's stomach.* That seems to be happening a lot, lately.
Yeah. Growing otterbadgers need plenty of nutrition.
Hmm, true....
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/fight-against-obesity-picture-id515274898?k=6&m=515274898&s=612x612&w=0&h=nZVn5T-uM-9mzFfxt3KEHwE3MzgC-5tJFLm7hghFx0w=)
Me no understand.
Also, he isn't exercising good trigger discipline.
How does one exercise good trigger discipline?
Basic rule is don't keep your finger on the trigger unless you plan to pull it, which means you hold your trigger finger like this...
Spoiler
(https://www.pewpewtactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Good-Trigger-Discipline-Glock-17-1024x690.jpg)
...then move it to the trigger when you actually plan to fire.
Though, I guess one could argue that the guy in the pic is about to actually pull the trigger, I suppose. In that case, he's about to put a hole in his hand :laugh:
Ah, I see. Either way, he probably shouldn't.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 07:35:07 PM
*Isn't laughing since laughter acts as DOT for the Otterbadger.*
oh no!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 07:35:07 PM
*Isn't laughing since laughter acts as DOT for the Otterbadger.*
If you don't want to laugh, you should probably stay away from this forum.
or just don't look at this...
Spoiler
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eJCQPNQ_qPM/UWMV-e9qflI/AAAAAAAAhf8/vV8AM8bP0ac/s1600/002-funny-animal-gifs-corgi-puppy.gif)it's to cute!
Nothing can be too cute. Except for ducks.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 18, 2020, 02:43:39 AM
Spoiler
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/fight-against-obesity-picture-id515274898?k=6&m=515274898&s=612x612&w=0&h=nZVn5T-uM-9mzFfxt3KEHwE3MzgC-5tJFLm7hghFx0w=)
Hmmm... is that a 92? Looks like a 92 variant.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:25:37 AM
Yeah. Growing otterbadgers need plenty of nutrition.
Yeah, he better hope he's still growing if he has any chance of being competition with me.
Based on the size comparison from the art you drew previously, I'm almost certainly your size at this point ^-^
Would care about this situation but his internet is moving too slowly.*
It might be the site; it's running a bit slow for me today as well.
Ironically, it sped up just a little bit ago, but yeah.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 04:54:41 PM
Based on the size comparison from the art you drew previously, I'm almost certainly your size at this point ^-^
Excuse me if I drew that quickly and wasn't able to get the proportions right.
maybe you were in small mode....
That's his secret Lass, he's always in smol mode.
Vot vere ye daein' in zere?
I don't prefer hurrys myself.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 05:11:02 PM
Would care about this situation but his internet is moving too slowly.*
Could just be that so many people are using the internet at once.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 06:47:54 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 04:54:41 PM
Based on the size comparison from the art you drew previously, I'm almost certainly your size at this point ^-^
Excuse me if I drew that quickly and wasn't able to get the proportions right.
You're excused.
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 05:11:02 PM
Would care about this situation but his internet is moving too slowly.*
Could just be that so many people are using the internet at once.
At the time of my post, only Skarzs, Kade, and I were on.
Humbaba.
ganush!
BABAGANOUSH.
Yum.
I like your new profile picture, Verdauga. Is it Reepicheep?
Yep. He's my favorite character ^-^
Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:08:46 PM
Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" :laugh:
"You are a mouse." "*Sighs* I was hoping for something more original."
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:08:46 PM
Same!
"Oh my gosh, he is so cute."
"Who said that?!"
:laugh:
Use punctuation, child!
Use punctuation child! *Summons punctuation child to the scene.*
*dismisses punctuation child from the scene*
Boring.
Unnecessarily insulting.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:08:46 PM
Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" :laugh:
"You are a mouse." "*Sighs* I was hoping for something more original."
Yesyesyes! :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 11:15:33 PM
Use punctuation child! *Summons punctuation child to the scene.*
Let's eat grandma!
Sadly, punctuation child was removed. Otherwise, the poor thing would be having a conniption fit.
I'm assuming you know I'm joking.
What about Greengrocers' in Ankh Morpork (incorrect apostrophe intentional)?
Are they claiming ownership of something?
And yeah, I know you were joking ^-^
Antimony Parker, the Greengrocer says, "Be with you in jus't one moment, s'ir, I'm ju'st—'"– Greengrocers throughout the English-speaking world (but in England in particular) are known for their persistent abuse of the apostrophe-ess combination on their handwritten signs which Mr. Parker does to extreme, carrying the language on his sign into his own speech.
This is from the Discworld Fandom wiki, on the Going Postal page.
...is he a dark elf?
Not as far as I know. Just a (badly educated) greengrocer.
*Addz tae ze zread title*
Hai?
*Doesn't add to the thread title.*
*Addz tae it again*
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4Cp_19RRjYE/UCDJ7warlCI/AAAAAAAAR-s/XNnjIb5e1LU/s1600/003-funny-animal-gifs-bunny-nothing-to-see-here.gif)
Awwww, cute bunny!
not really the point but okay...
Cuteness can not be denied! The point of cuteness is cuteness itself!
man, you sound like one of those moden gibergabers :laugh:
o_o
-_-
o_o
...hai?
*blinks* Hello.
Haugh.
you're bored too?
REEPICHEEP! ^-^
Hallo, fair maiden!
Who are you talking to?
I was also wondering this :laugh:
. . .
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nu9lcRxarFE/VBiESxDO_II/AAAAAAABLbo/wh9io2LZnY4/s1600/03-funny-animal-gifs-116-bunny-falling-asleep.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 11:22:05 PM
Cuteness can not be denied! The point of cuteness is cuteness itself!
Unless it's a duck. In which case the point is to deceive you.
really? back at the start?
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 11:34:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 11:22:05 PM
Cuteness can not be denied! The point of cuteness is cuteness itself!
Unless it's a duck. In which case the point is to deceive you.
Heh, that assumes that you find ducks to be cute! An imteresting belief to be held by one such as yourself.
What I mean is ducks try to be cute (which clearly works on those such as yourself), in order to deceive you into thinking they are sweet. However, I am immune to the effects of their cuteness, as I know the truth.
I think ducklings are cute. Regular ducks, well... I have reasons for not liking them all that much. Not related to a reference from a book.
Finally someone has seen the truth, or at least part of it. So, why do you dislike ducks?
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to disclose that information. You'll just have to enjoy the fact without knowing the reasons behind it.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 20, 2020, 05:29:48 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nu9lcRxarFE/VBiESxDO_II/AAAAAAABLbo/wh9io2LZnY4/s1600/03-funny-animal-gifs-116-bunny-falling-asleep.gif)
Did it literally just fall asleep?! :laugh:
It might be narcoleptic.
O_O
If you know what it means disregard this.
Spoiler
Narcolepsy is a condition that can cause it's victim to fall asleep randomly.
I think Kade has it.
Maybe.
Perhaps not in real life. ^-^
^-^
Indeed :laugh:
*blinks*
I do actually do things.
Occasionally.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 10:35:42 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:21:06 AM
Who are you talking to?
You.
Late.
Reinstalling an OS, completely rewriting a selection of "writing", and celebrating one's birthday, affects one's timetable. :laugh:
That's understandable then.
I'M BORRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Ebantu the Kararehe 12:48:37 AM Viewing Who's Online.
Onlinelass of something much 12:48:33 AM Posting in CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD.
OnlineKade Rivok 12:47:52 AM Viewing the board The Cellars.
Guest 12:46:49 AM Viewing the topic The Hand of the Princess.
Guest 12:46:27 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Look!
that happens all the time...
Oh :P
yes.
Hopefully they aren't a bot.
As a side note, how often do you guys check the who's online tab?
Quite often, actually. It's interesting to see how many people are on.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 12:48:33 AM
I'M BORRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh? And how might I entertain you, madam?
Sorry, but I think she's gone.
Zen Ah reckon ve zhould juzt vatch
Zilent Ztravberriez, zen. Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 02:44:33 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to disclose that information. You'll just have to enjoy the fact without knowing the reasons behind it.
Heh. This amuses me.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 12:49:31 AM
Ebantu the Kararehe 12:48:37 AM Viewing Who's Online.
Onlinelass of something much 12:48:33 AM Posting in CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD.
OnlineKade Rivok 12:47:52 AM Viewing the board The Cellars.
Guest 12:46:49 AM Viewing the topic The Hand of the Princess.
Guest 12:46:27 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Look!
Did you investigate what The Hand of the Princess is?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 01:52:49 AM
Sorry, but I think she's gone.
no, I was watching youtube, all he needed to do is say something to me on discord :P
Same. I'm going to right now, to find out where you and Lass have disappeared to
Here, presumably.
Ah, you're back. Good.
I'll probably have to go soon, though.
One-Eye the wildcat
02:59:20 AM
Viewing lass of something much's profile.
err...Help...
Dun dun dun!
no, really, why do people do that so much...
View your profile? Or use the dranatic notes?
the first...
Because people want to learn about you, silly.
Y'know, that, or they accidentally click on it.
yeah, that hapens sometimes
I looked at your profile not long ago to see if I could see your profile pic on there, but it wasn't any better.
Ach...I could pm you it?
No, I can see it now.
good for you...
You have too much time on your hands, sis
Thanks.
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 03, 2011, 05:58:01 AM
First things first: I think y'all should calm down. I don't see why this nickname thing has to be such a problem, but if it is, there's no use in getting angry about it. All that does is give them power over you.
Now for an essay on Bloodwrath:
Technically, there were two squirrels that suffered from Bloodwrath -- Felldoh, who was first in publication order (but not in chronological order), and then Ranguvar.
It's important to remember that Bloodwrathiness is not always a good condition. Rawnblade Widestripe suffered from it, and got so caught up in killing enemies that he didn't even notice that his allies were being slaughtered and needed help. Likewise, Cregga Rose Eyes went recklessly into combat not just once but twice, and the second time she paid for it with her vision. When Martin experienced it in Mossflower, it led to him making at least one mistake, charging Tsarmina head-long when he should have attacked more carefully. Martin II got caught up in it in Pearls of Lutra; if Auma hadn't been there to hold him down, he would've attacked the entire company of Monitors, and probably died in the process.
Also, remember that practically no hares ever suffered from Bloodwrath -- far from it, as they're usually calm and collected under fire -- and yet they're also renowned for being lethal. Russa Nodrey was built the same way, and she's one of my favorite squirrels.
There's something to be said for being a passionate individual, but there's also a certain virtue in keeping your wits about you. Felldoh went all-out on Badrang, and all it did was kill him -- whereas if he'd thought things through more carefully, he might've avoided that ambush.
Finally, it's important to remember that no matter how good a character may be, or how much one likes them, they aren't perfect. Boar briefly lost his temper and knocked Martin unconscious. Bella, although an experienced and wise badger lady, didn't have the skill to heal Martin, or the ability necessary to oust Tsarmina from Mossflower. Matthias wasn't strong enough to take down Cluny in a fair fight. Luke blundered by putting his ship into port, and almost his entire crew died for it. Simeon was one of the most perceptive characters in the books, yet he was blind. Every one of the characters have made mistakes, or at least have some weakness. There isn't anyone that could have done everything, and it's important to remember that no story character -- or for that matter, no person, except for One, is an exception to that rule.
Dude, this is the Cellars.
Lass, just because it's The Cellars doesn't mean you can't make well thought out and useful posts. This board allows silliness but it's not mandatory.
Yeah, I just ment that it would be berried by our nonsense...
I like berries.
It did come from randomness.
I'M ONCE AGAIN, ALONE, NO BEAST IS POSTING! I'M VERY BORED AND YOUTUBE IS NOT WORKING!!!!!
also...
lass of something much
11:40:58 AM
Viewing lass of something much's profile. untruth!!!!
Timezones are annoying, I agree.
*sighs*
*Pokes Lass, then points at BL.* She did it!
*points offstage, to my brother* He did it!
It's actually Skarzs' fault.
@The Skarzs what do have to say for your self?!
I'm not active in the Cellars anymore.
Hence why it's your fault.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 23, 2020, 05:00:01 AM
I'm not active in the Cellars anymore.
I know, we miss you and your dry jokes!
Yeah, I miss you too.
Are you not doing so well? or just can't keep up with the Cellars?
It's probably like what Corn said: he just doesn't prefer this batch of the Cellars.
That's kinda sad.
Ve could pozt picturez o' Potatoez...
@The Skarzs (https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.hEmL5IvbtfVWC0nG54g3xAHaE7?pid=Api&rs=1)
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[-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.] Btw, where did you get this quote from, Hiag? :laugh:
Actually, zat vaz from a ztory Ah vaz vroitin'. Tiz zomevhere...
Really? (Could I have a peek at it someday?)
Tiz on paper, iz zomevhere Ah vid really need tae look fer it, und tiz extremely unfinizhed. Ah alvayz get ze ideaz fer ztoriez und zen Ah end up viz zeveral partially-vritten or juzt-begun ztoriez in different partz o' me room, az vell az me Documentz folder on ze computer. Tiz a very major zing Ah vaz able tae zign up fer zat Advanced Creative Vroitin' clazz fer ze Autumn zemezter! Ah vill literally be in ze middle o' zummat und zen drift off intae zingz tae put in ztoriez, fer example in ze zhover und ziz vill 'ave gone on fer zeveral minutez, und Ah vidnae 'ave e'en ztarted it yet. Ach...
Jukka the Sling
04:04:26 AM
Viewing lass of something much's profile
H-Hello, there...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 12:42:57 AM
[-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.] Btw, where did you get this quote from, Hiag? :laugh:
It sounds like a Hitchhiker's quote, although I don't think it is one.
The internet is off, so I can't post this because if I try to refresh the page in any way, it will just say that I'm not connected, so I'll just write down all the random stuff that pops into my head, and maybe the internet will work again...Hope you find my nonsense entertaining...I don't...I miss you and I can't even post this to say that I won't be on today...I'm bored...Man, I'm such a teenager, being all like; the internet is off! THE WORLD'S GONNA END!!!....I just had a thought....if the internet never works again...I won't be able to post this....*BOOOOOOOM*...Sorry, I'm rambling...why am I apologizing?...This is one weird post...I'm gonna post it anyway, because you might find it funny...Did I just break the third wall?...I think I did...Crud...I am going mad everybeast!
Meadows were bright blossoms show their faces, in the sun, and under the moon, still the beautiful flower bloom- Gahh, that sucks...I don't even know why I'm doing this...Why do I try?...who knows?...The pot is cracked, people, I've lost the plot...gone off the rails....
will this work?!?
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
YAY! IT'S WORKING AGAIN!!!!!!!
You're adorable *Gives Lass a big ol' hug.*
*Follows suit* Group hug!
Um... thanks...?
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 06:31:00 PM
You're adorable *Gives Lass a big ol' hug.*
How is that adorable?...at all?
It just is. ;D
Quid?...
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 09:59:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 12:42:57 AM
[-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.] Btw, where did you get this quote from, Hiag? :laugh:
It sounds like a Hitchhiker's quote, although I don't think it is one.
Douglas Adams iz vone o' me top vroitin' role-modelz!
T'is.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2020, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2020, 09:59:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 12:42:57 AM
[-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.] Btw, where did you get this quote from, Hiag? :laugh:
It sounds like a Hitchhiker's quote, although I don't think it is one.
Douglas Adams iz vone o' me top vroitin' role-modelz!
For good reason.
Nyoooooooo
Quote from: lass of something much on April 24, 2020, 06:29:02 PM
The internet is off, so I can't post this because if I try to refresh the page in any way, it will just say that I'm not connected, so I'll just write down all the random stuff that pops into my head, and maybe the internet will work again...Hope you find my nonsense entertaining...I don't...I miss you and I can't even post this to say that I won't be on today...I'm bored...Man, I'm such a teenager, being all like; the internet is off! THE WORLD'S GONNA END!!!....I just had a thought....if the internet never works again...I won't be able to post this....*BOOOOOOOM*...Sorry, I'm rambling...why am I apologizing?...This is one weird post...I'm gonna post it anyway, because you might find it funny...Did I just break the third wall?...I think I did...Crud...I am going mad everybeast!
Meadows were bright blossoms show their faces, in the sun, and under the moon, still the beautiful flower bloom- Gahh, that sucks...I don't even know why I'm doing this...Why do I try?...who knows?...The pot is cracked, people, I've lost the plot...gone off the rails....
will this work?!?
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
YAY! IT'S WORKING AGAIN!!!!!!!
That one thing describes that entire post, I don't see how that is cute in any way, shape or form.
It's cute that you were writing all that out while you couldn't get on line so that you could post it later. Even if you don't find that cute, I do ^-^
I just had that tab open, and I was trying to get the modem working...
Why wasn't it?
...magic...
HAH!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 10:09:49 PM
Why wasn't it?
Well, Dad locked it in the safe, and the other one was broken, so, I fixed it by meddling round with it... :P
Diiiiiid..... your dad know you did that? Was he fine with you getting online?
Now now, Verdauga, you should know better than to ask dangerous questions like that :laugh:
My house router gets shut off when my parents decide to. You don't hear me turning it back on.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 10:16:13 PM
Diiiiiid..... your dad know you did that? Was he fine with you getting online?
No...I never said I was a good Child, okay...
You know, Lass, you could just... sleep.
It's 9:21 AM...
:laugh:
Ebby!!!! *hugs*
I don't know why, but that made me laugh so much. :laugh:
It was funny!
It's a term of endea- oh, I forgot. You don't like terms of endearment.
There are very few beasts who I'm fine with them calling me names like that, you being one of them, Ebby. :)
I call you an actual bean though, not a goof. ^-^
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Ah remember vatchin' zat zhov on Yetube yearz agae. O' courze zen Yetube took ze entire channel doon, zae ye vid 'ave tae look zomevhere elze fer zem. Ach...
::)
That emoji is adorable.
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Just gonna leave this here...
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*giggles*
#wisdomatit'sfinest!
*Shakes head sadly.* Grammatical errors is the last thing I would expect out of you.
We live in sad times, Kade. :'(
Indubitably, dear.
Mm. So sad. Much cry.
Wow.
Sorry, it's what one of my cousins says whenever she mourns the fact that we have terrible internet connection where I live and I reply 'So sad.'
You... obviously don't know about the doge meme, I take it?
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...I have never seen that before in my life, but thanks for enlightening me.
*helpless laughter*
I have never seen that before either.
The light blue is practically impossible to read.
Y'all are some internet n00bs.
How dare you. I might take umbrage at that remark.
He's right. You people are about 10 years behind in meme knowledge. I would expect anyone to know about Doge, or at least "me and the boys"
I just know some of them...mainly the bird and Lord of the Rings ones, though... :P
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 07:08:15 AM
How dare you. I might take umbrage at that remark.
Yes. Please kidnap Umbridge.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 01, 2020, 07:24:59 AM
He's right. You people are about 10 years behind in meme knowledge. I would expect anyone to know about Doge, or at least "me and the boys"
I know about doge, just not in the context of memes.
It spawned from the context of memes :laugh:
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
Man, I haven't thought about ceiling cat in forever :laugh:
I don't know what it is. :P
Nor do I.
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
*gets off Matthias' lawn*
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
But... I'm in the middle of making a daisy chain. I'll get off your lawn as soon as I'm done.
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
AHA!! I KNEW YOU USE A WALKING CANE!
@Matthias720 ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 09, 2020, 02:11:49 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
AHA!! I KNEW YOU USE A WALKING CANE! @Matthias720 ^-^
It's the cane YOU GAVE ME! *BONK!*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
...What are you talking about?
Nowadays, we got Meme Man, Karen, Pickle Rick, Coffin dance, and a bunch of other ones.
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 09, 2020, 02:35:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 09, 2020, 02:11:49 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
AHA!! I KNEW YOU USE A WALKING CANE! @Matthias720 ^-^
It's the cane YOU GAVE ME! *BONK!*
*Rubs head ruefully* *Straps Old, Ancient, Fragile
@Matthias720 into a wheelchair* Watch it... You're going to hurt yourself. *Begins pushing cart* Shall we take a walk around the Abbey Grounds? Perhaps you could tell me tales from your youth. Like the World's Creation, and the Dawn of Time.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 09, 2020, 04:22:11 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 09, 2020, 02:35:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 09, 2020, 02:11:49 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 01, 2020, 06:42:09 PM
All of y'all weren't around for the birth of meme culture. Back in my day we didn't have doge or me and the boys. We had techno viking, ceiling cat, and O RLY? and we made do with what we had.
Now get off my lawn! *waves cane at the whippersnappers*
;D
AHA!! I KNEW YOU USE A WALKING CANE! @Matthias720 ^-^
It's the cane YOU GAVE ME! *BONK!*
*Rubs head ruefully* *Straps Old, Ancient, Fragile @Matthias720 into a wheelchair* Watch it... You're going to hurt yourself. *Begins pushing cart* Shall we take a walk around the Abbey Grounds? Perhaps you could tell me tales from your youth. Like the World's Creation, and the Dawn of Time.
HELP!
@shisteer of nothing much Get him! Save me from this lunatic!
*poofs Seb into a dibbun again* There you go, sir, sorry about him...*picks up the baby otter* Now Sebbie, how about we go find some strawberry fizz!
*comes in, whip swinging* That Sebias, child or not, needs a good beating. Pass him here.
No, let him be, he's just a babe.
Aye, and if we don't discipline the babies they'll grow up to be rotten, disrespectful cowards. Pass him here. A good whipping never hurt anyone.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
£ is a pound sign. # is a hashtag.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 09, 2020, 09:02:19 AM
Aye, and if we don't discipline the babies they'll grow up to be rotten, disrespectful cowards. Pass him here. A good whipping never hurt anyone.
He hasn't done anything wrong in this form, let him be.
He needs to be punished.
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 09:07:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
£ is a pound sign. # is a hashtag.
I know. My question was more concerning the accusation regarding me using a pound sign, rather than confusion over what a pound sign is.
You have a thread for that.
He needs punishment in whatever thread he's done wrong.
No, leave him alone.
Just pass him here. A few good whacks will do more benefit than harm.
Leave him alone!
No. Pass him over.
Never! *poofs into the Cellars, baby Seb in paw*
my mind is blank right now, all my thoughts are just floating away, I need to find something better to do...
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Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 09:07:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
£ is a pound sign. # is a hashtag.
No. When I dial *86 to check voice mail, I have to input my password and press pound. On gun forums, the pound sign (#) is used with recoil spring nomenclature. As a for instance, most .45 caliber handguns use 22# recoil springs.
*shakes head* No, £ is the symbol for a pound. # is a hashtag.
For the British currency, it is. But for a pound of weight, # is. I know why (kinda) it's called a hashtag, but it was and is a pound sign before that.
(I'm not serious, you know. I know that for Americans it means something different.)
(I had a filling you were, but I like flexing my knowledge of useless facts. At any rate, you were no longer bored, right?
(I wasn't bored in the first place.)
(. . . . . oh . . . . . )
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 07:36:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 09:07:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
So wait:
Teer used a pound-sign, and Eb unwittingly partook in a meme?
£ is a pound sign. # is a hashtag.
No. When I dial *86 to check voice mail, I have to input my password and press pound. On gun forums, the pound sign (#) is used with recoil spring nomenclature. As a for instance, most .45 caliber handguns use 22# recoil springs.
Huh. Nice. As far as I'm concerned, # means sharp. (When it means anything. The way most people use it is in social media when they want an excuse to not space their words and not use proper punctuation) I still don't recall using such a sign though.
I was thinking more checkmate, as another meaning, rather than sharp.
Quote from: Booklover on May 09, 2020, 08:24:24 PM
I was thinking more checkmate, as another meaning, rather than sharp.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 30, 2020, 05:14:35 AM
#wisdomatit'sfinest!
Ah, see. Yep, I don't normally do that.
The apostrophe shouldn't be there.
Yeah, that was the idea.
BOY, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE TODAY!
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Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 11:26:56 PM
BOY, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE TODAY!
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What exactly are my innocent eyeballs viewing?
The internet isn't working...Has anybeast here read Sir Gibbie?...'Tis really good...You should read it...That is, if you haven't already...If you have though, who is your favorite character?...I'm bored...Bah...Meh...Mah...Muh....Moh....Mih...
Hilloooooooo!!!...My bad...there's no beast here...*giggles* I just remembered something...
Heheheheheheheheheheheh....Hehehe...Hehehehehehe...I'VE GONE CRAZY!!!!!
y'all
Yes?
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XD
I just accidentally marked the cellars as read. -_-
Ouch. Done that before.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 11, 2020, 01:23:34 AM
I just accidentally marked the cellars as read. -_-
D:
Oof. Dang.
The forum no longer entertains me...I am bored of it..bored of life...I'm just bored...
If you're bored, I know this wonderful series of 22 books you might enjoy. :P
Ooh! Nice! Hopefully she can get to a library
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 13, 2020, 06:29:11 PM
If you're bored, I know this wonderful series of 22 books you might enjoy. :P
If it is the series I think you're talking about, I definitely recommend them.
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 13, 2020, 06:29:11 PM
If you're bored, I know this wonderful series of 22 books you might enjoy. :P
If it is the series I think you're talking about, I definitely recommend them.
If tiz ze zeriez Ah zink Booklover zinkz iz ze zeriez ye're talkin' aboot Ah vid alzae recommend zem.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 13, 2020, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 13, 2020, 06:29:11 PM
If you're bored, I know this wonderful series of 22 books you might enjoy. :P
If it is the series I think you're talking about, I definitely recommend them.
If tiz ze zeriez Ah zink Booklover zinkz iz ze zeriez ye're talkin' aboot Ah vid alzae recommend zem.
If it's the series Hiag thinks is the series Booklover thinks is the series you're talking about, I also recommend them.
*...*
Wait, both Lass and Matthias changed profile pics? Cool.
I doubt anyone will recognize my avatar, but if you do, the frog says 'meh'.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 12:36:52 AM
Wait, both Lass and Matthias changed profile pics? Cool.
ROOOOOOOOOOOSIEEEE!!!!!!!!
'Ello?
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 14, 2020, 01:55:11 AM
I doubt anyone will recognize my avatar, but if you do, the frog says 'meh'.
It looks familiar, but I can't place it.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 12:36:52 AM
Wait, both Lass and Matthias changed profile pics? Cool.
As did you.
Yes, but it was back to what it originally was.
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AAAAAaaaAAAAAHAHHHHHHHGHHGGGHHHHHHHRG!
What's wrong?
He's bored, obviously.
He's not the only one.
Fair enough. I really shouldn't be here.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 16, 2020, 02:19:52 AM
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It's Shaun the Sheep! It's Shaun the Sheep! Life's a bleat with Shaun the Sheep! (That's how it goes, right?)
I'm not sure. I could never tell what was said at that part.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 14, 2020, 07:39:21 PM
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Me too, man, me too...
If y'all are bored, I could recommend some fics to you... ;D
Do so even if we aren't bored.
Now you're talking! What kind of fics do you want? Redwall would be my specialty...
Redwall and RA. Any others you think I might enjoy.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6788438/1/The-Crimson-Badger-Book-I-The-Warlord
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13251925/1/A-Realm-Reborn
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12679554/1/Black-and-White
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13120802/1/Sixclaw
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13153108/1/The-Grey-Warlord
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;D
Read. Read. READ. >:D
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*O.O*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 17, 2020, 07:44:21 PM
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6788438/1/The-Crimson-Badger-Book-I-The-Warlord
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13251925/1/A-Realm-Reborn
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12679554/1/Black-and-White
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13120802/1/Sixclaw
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13491229/1/Wings-of-the-Long-White-Cloud
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13153108/1/The-Grey-Warlord
Ooh, they sound like good fanfics. I've actually read parts of two of them.
Sixclaw is goooood
So is The Grey Warlord.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 04, 2020, 02:54:18 AM
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That is frankly... disturbing.
One's bad enough.
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Not yet, too busy foruming :P
Wylder Treejumper
06:42:33 AM
Viewing Who's Online.
Hillo, Wylder.
Ah. Gotcha.
I don't like this page.
If we post more, we could always bury it.
Verily
Mm-hmm.
It must end.
EDIT: Yaaaaaaaay
Party time!
*Half-heartedly parties.*
I started reading Ratty Driftwood. Interesting. You guys did a great job.
Still doing, though I was out of it for a bit >_>
Yeah. I knew it was still going, that's why I started reading it. Hoping to catch up before it ends.
I can't really post that often either.
So Kade, how were your days off from the forum?
That's sad...
I don't have a lot of material or time to post on my end, you see. The others are splendid though.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:03:02 PM
I can't really post that often either.
So Kade, how were your days off from the forum?
Good, I suppose :laugh:
Honestly, things just got busy at work for awhile, and usually that's when I'm on the most, so yeaaaaaaaaah.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:08:35 PM
I don't have a lot of material or time to post on my end, you see. The others are splendid though.
Nah, I gotcha. It's understandable.
I'm gonna go...
Aww. Bye!
Goodbye, dear friend!
On that note, I should also probably go...
Goodbye, person I talk to sometimes!
XD Bye, Kade! *Ruffles headfluff*
*returns with a meat pie*
*Materializes beside Lass.* You, uh, you gonna eat that?
Yes...Yes I plan to
Oh... no share?
*Makes meat pie*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 09:57:18 PM
Oh... no share?
If you want one I'll just go make more...
Pwetty pwease?
Sure! *goes off and makes more*
Welp, I might have to go offline soon, so goodbye!
*sigh*
*Zree particlez o' Exotic Matter fly by*
*Catches it* Hello there. And what are you doing floating around?
Are you bored Seb?
Perhaps. Are you?
Not really. I have a whole host of topics to catch up on.And my ask topic hasn't been posted in in a while....
Ah. Nice, nice.
HHHMMMMAMAHHMMMMMMM.....
mmmmmMMMMMMHHMMMMMMhhhhmmMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHmmmm....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/7J4pbfnQaamDjzGAnq/giphy.gif)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pSNIx3EPCTs/U-Ku-SCtYEI/AAAAAAAAD4U/oBDOxPmLji0/s1600/Hiccup+GotNF+smile.gif)
BOOOOOOORED.
Nobody's posted in my ask thread for a while... ;D
...Don't mind me, Imma just leave this here...
Spoiler
(http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Sad-Fox-and-The-Hound-Movie-Moment-Meme.jpg)
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/moviememories-well-be-friends-forever-wont-we-yeah-forever-the-11771886.png)
(https://pm1.narvii.com/6755/5f5747a502b0ca7d8c87093e60d6f5457c6f2177v2_00.jpg)
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/goodbye-may-seem-forever-farewell-is-like-the-end-but-11712708.png)
(http://showtimeshowdown.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fox-and-hound.png)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/c5/88/4dc58852c11dc0386f12efcf10ba9692.jpg)
I can chase them with torches and pitchforks, if you like.
Lol. I appreciate it, but the answer is no one, thankfully. ^-^
WHile that is, in reality, good, I like Matthias' response.
(Heh. Me, too. :laugh: And Teer's, as well.)
SOMEBODY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST.
No. I refuse to post.
Meanie.
Quite right. You can't make me. :P
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 07:31:41 PM
Nobody's posted in my ask thread for a while... ;D
Neither, come to think of it. :P
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/fc/47/96fc472c6b38071ca0a70b3dd0561c89.gif)
Nobody's posted in Eb's ask thread for a while...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/87b5faec7af52298377e3ef32724c135/tenor.gif)
MORE LOKI. I DEMAND THE LOKI. FILL THIS THREAD WITH LOKI. Please. ^-^
Look at all these little posts we got goin :D
(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/931/9317.gif)
*Gives prize to Lass, followed by a tackle hug*
I just realized...
This is a very old topic.
Well, this is where the DDBs came from, so obviously.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 02:20:45 AM
I just realized...
This is a very old topic.
Specifically, this is the 16th topic ever created for the forum. ;)
Wow. I didn't quite know that.
Just look at the URL.
Old.
Mhmm. Very old. I feel like it should be locked by now, but I'm kind of glad it isn't.
Threads are only locked if they get out of hand, or if they reach 1000 pages, and never because of how old they are.
I know. I was saying this thread should have 1000 pages by now, considering it's been here for so long and been semi active most of the time.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Basically, yeah.
Now that you mention it, it is surprising this only has 247 pages.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 06:45:53 PM
*Gives prize to Lass, followed by a tackle hug*
Eek! *falls over*
The lack of pages is excused by the lack of boredom (And not, y'know, 'cuz of all the other topics to post in..)
I'm going to assume this doesn't have more pages because the rest of the cellars is chaotic enough that folks don't usually need to come here to be bored.
EDIT: fite me
Sure. Wanna set up a duel?
You know what's coming...
So...Why here too? *draws sword*
*laughs* You cannot stop me. *bloodbends Lass to stab herself*
*tries to resist, but is helpless under Kass' power, and so slowly but surely drives sword deep into chest*
Good. *takes the blood-soaked body out of thread*
*Stops Kass*
We've been through this before. You aren't leaving.
*laughs* Hah! You think you can stop me? Even when the most powerful Bender of this age couldn't do it? Pfft, fat chance.
I have been a little bored this afternoon, as it happens...
*Slings an arm around Meadow's shoulder and walks her into the topic.*
Well, you've come to just the right place!
(XD)
*Struts in*
No.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 12:44:27 PM
Sure. Wanna set up a duel?
I have an even better idea: I can set it up for you and all you have to do is kill each other! Sound good?
*tesso walks in with cheese*
Tesso con queso.
*tesso eats cheese*
*Watches*
*Also watches*
*Watches Russa's watch*
*Watches Russa watch Russa's watch.*
Totes, fam.
no...
I ran up a tree once...
...and only used my left thumb.
How big was the 'tree'?
As big as it needed to be. :laugh: Why?
*le sigh*
^-^
Warum eine Ente?
*Wiggles ears...
...using my thumb*
What was that?
He said "Why a duck?"
Who now?
*runs around Dooking*
*Donks*
Yer a donk.
YOUR FACE is a dooky donk.
*Zree Onionz approach ze dizcuzzion*
Lass has been infected by ferrets. *Waves hello to the onions*
*Audible confusion noises.*
*Zree Pineapplez approach next*
Welcome to my pizza.
*Zree Liverz approach after zat*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2020, 01:52:42 AM
Welcome to my pizza.
I swear to goodness, you'd better not be planning to put pineapple on that sucker.
Ve could drezz up Sebias az a pizza, again...
*Zree Lemonz na' appear*
Good idea! *Grabs cheese and a pizza stone*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:13:02 PM
Lass has been infected by ferrets. *Waves hello to the onions*
YES! Join me! The dookers will make you happy!
^_^
Quote from: lass of something much on August 28, 2020, 09:37:43 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:13:02 PM
Lass has been infected by ferrets. *Waves hello to the onions*
YES! Join me! The dookers will make you happy!
I like ferrets. XD Dook dook.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 28, 2020, 07:21:48 AM
Good idea! *Grabs cheese and a pizza stone*
*Getz zome Anchoviez, Tomato pizza zauce, und zome Olivez*
Mm, I wouldn't mind having a ferret at some point. They're pretty cute.
Patience, child. We haven't found a red panda yet. (We have found a fox cub but YOU WON'T HURRY UP AND POST IN THE SCOUT CAMP THREAD.)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/21/4e/59214e4d19fe990cd3d9704d005bf068--disney-dragon-dragon-.jpg)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 28, 2020, 03:18:03 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2020, 01:52:42 AM
Welcome to my pizza.
I swear to goodness, you'd better not be planning to put pineapple on that sucker.
You don't like pineapple on pizza? How strange.
*Puts pineapple on Kade* Well I just did. So there. ;D
*knocks Seb to the ground* Take that back.
*Takes pineapple back* Fiiiiiiine. *Eats it*
22.
*Throws pineapples at Teer*
*There are 22 of them*
*catches one of them*
*had already selected the one Booklover caught as the first one to eat* Oi. *is hit by the remaining twenty-one pineapples*
Fine. I'll swap it for one of the others.
*Beginz puttin' pizza ingredientz on Sebias*
Ooh! *Munches on them*
Oy! Pizzaz are nae zuppozed tae eat zeir ingredientz! *Addz zome o' a green pepper, a red pepper, und a nevzpaper*
*Levitates*
*Ties a string around Russa's ankle*
Hmm, what's that for? *Levitation continues*
So u can pull me around on my bicycle ;D
Okey-dokey. *Zooms forward*
*Is jealous* How come she gets a ride? :P
*Squeals with glee* Yaaay! *Rings bell on bike*
*A bee flies into my mouth* Aaaaaaaahghbcdioweshpkk!
I'LL GET IT! *Grabs fly swatter*
*Gulp* O_O *Buzzing can be heard coming from my stomach*
I'LL STILL GET IT! DON'T MOVE! *Grabs spoon*
*Doesn't move* O_O
*Revs spoon like a chainsaw*
Okaaay!
*Waddles over to Russa*
Waddles lol!
( ^-^)
*Opens Russa's left eyeball*
*Crawls into the socket* Imtresting!
*drags Scott back by the power of Dooks*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2020, 04:34:20 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 28, 2020, 09:37:43 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 27, 2020, 08:13:02 PM
Lass has been infected by ferrets. *Waves hello to the onions*
YES! Join me! The dookers will make you happy!
I like ferrets. XD Dook dook.
DOOK!!!!!
*Moves spoon closer to eye*
Dewit.
I was going to ask for permission, but that'll work for me. :giggle: *Listens for fly buzzing* I'd say riiiiiiiiiiiiight... *Points a smol tad to the left of Russa's eye* ...theeeeeeeeeeeeere.
*Backs away* *The bee screams and flies out my nose*
Ewwwww.... *A dooker eats the bee* Even mooore ewww....But also awww, because DOOK!
This has turned into something out of a horror movie.
Mm. *leaves*
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 appear in ziz zread az vell*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 04, 2020, 08:48:42 AM
*Backs away* *The bee screams and flies out my nose*
*Begins chasing bee with spoon*
o.0
*Catches bee...
...using my thumb*
...
*Eats bee*
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 attack Sebias*
*Slaps Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2*
*Watches as the Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 is severely destroyed by Russa*
(Also, 'cuz I wanted to use this gif somewhere...)
(http://blog.capterra.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the_great_escape.gif)
Y'all, I've been binge-watching Clone Wars as of late. I'm giving myself bad vibes... :(
Why bad vibes?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 06, 2020, 09:02:56 PM
*Catches bee...
...using my thumb*
...
*Eats bee*
You are one very silly otter.
Don't mind my child; he's literally insane.
He gets it from his father.
y u do dis 2 me
^-^
*Poztz a Grumpy Grumpy Grumpy pozt*
*Feels attacked*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cAPLOfcr3k2pW/giphy.gif)
*Heads off to look for something to do.*
KILL THINGS WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! *Kills old drawings with fire and deletes them from my computer*
But... but think of the souls of the characters found there within! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
They're really badly drawn! They must diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!!
Or, you could, y'know, redraw them?
Ach...
In my soul.
It was like a knife. Subtle as a blade being plunged into the very depths of one's being.
*Throws Seb off a cliff.* Away with ye!
Is at the bottom of the cliff, apparently, as Seb is hurtling toward him.*
*brings trampoline and uses it to jump up to the highest height to the cliff possible*
*Claps in wonder and amazement.*
Someone remind me why we have this topic again?
*Looks at the thread title.* No idea.
Neither. Also hi Dotti Dillworthy!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 11:13:23 PM
Or, you could, y'know, redraw them?
....Red...Raw?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 01, 2020, 07:27:33 PM
Someone remind me why we have this topic again?
Because Matty got bored.
Re-draw.
But like, no.
*A pair o' trouzerz runz pazt, zingin':* 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May, nutz in May, nutz in May; 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May on a cauld und frozty mornin'! Vhoopz!
*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 02, 2020, 01:23:49 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 11:13:23 PM
Or, you could, y'know, redraw them?
....Red...Raw?
Redrum.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*
*Is standing by with a baseball bat. Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*
*Is standing in the bleachers, ready to catch the ball and get it signed.*
A sports momento for the ages!
*Take me out to the ball game plays from speakers.*
*Getz a ztretcher ready*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutbweAJLv1r6dkcjo1_500.gif)
You believe wrong!
*Doesn't hear that cuz I'm too busy zooming toward Kade*
To quote Kade himself: lolnope. *pushes Kade out of Seb's path*
Eb, you do understand that Kade is planning on batting Seb out to left field, right?
Nope. How do you know, anyway?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*
*Is standing by with a baseball bat. Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*
In this encounter, Seb's gonna take the most damage.
Oh. I completely missed that. :P
And I also missed Kade. ^-^
*Sails past, speed increasing*
(Baseballs do tend to be aimed past the batter)
*Smashes Seb into orbit.* M'boy is an astronaut now. I'm so proud!
*KAPOW*
*Flies like a bullet, face skin being pulled back from the speed*
WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Runs to a hot dog stand and uses its propane tank to rocket up to the moon to catch Seb.*
Gimme my SPORTS MEMENTO!
(https://dsquaremania.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/fying-machine.gif)
Nooo! The panda took my Plan B!
Spoilers: you are the panda.
Oh.
NOOO!! I took my plan B!
*Is flying toward the moon, wishing I had brought an oxygen mask.*
(XD)
We have confirmed ignition, and the thrust is go.
*Streaks toward the moon* I always wanted to go to the moooooooooooooooon! Wheeeeeeeeee!
*Snaps officiously.* Somebeast entertain me!
*Dropz a tomato ontae Kade'z 'ead from above 'im in ze air*
I am not entertained.
Ah am! *Dropz anozer tomato*
*Le gasp.* A wild Jukka has been spotted!
EDIT
And she popped offline REAL quick. Like, within seconds of viewing. What an elusive beast.
Indeed, Ach...
*Dropz anozer tomato ontae Kade'z 'ead*
*a wild Dotti appears as a ghost* Boooooooooooo!!!
*Givez Dotti a tomato tae drop on Kade'z 'ead*
*slices a tomato into half then pelts them into Kade's head*
Rude. *gives Kade an umbrella*
shisteer of nothing much 12:00:53 AM Unknown Action
:o :o :o Teer! What are you doing?!
I AM BECOME TOMATO
...no?
Oh, ok.
I mean, I know you can be whatever you want to be, but a tomato? Really?
Well, Dotti and HIAG seem intent on pelting me with 'em, so I figured that's what they wanted.
*Denethor comes flying out of the weeds*
Guest 06:19:03 PM Posting in CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD.
SEB HAS BEEN EATEN BY A GUEST!!!! HE WAS POSTING HERE, THEN THIS GUY CAME ALONG, AND!- *Gets obducted because that's a word Because she knows too much*
AnD yUo WiLl NeVeR fInD tHeM.
MwHaHaHaHAa!!!
We...
...ArE
...cOmInG.
CoMe GuEsT, We MuSt Go.
To PrEpArE, wE mUsT gO. TwO, oNe, FoUr aNd MaNy.
WhO sHaLl We TaKe DoWn NeXt?
I eat guests for breakfast. Y'all better back on up.
*LaUgHs* YoU wIlL dO.
We sHaLl gEt YoU, Kade Rivok.
(OOC: Yo, dude. You cool with bein' captured? And switched to a guest, and all that.)
(OOC: Should we stick to regular caps?)
(Let's use the moving-thingy instead)
Begone! *Gives Denethor tomatoes and watches as he returns to the underbrush*
Wait, it could be Denethor the Elf from The Silmarillion!
*Is bored* *Does my favorite dance* :D
Which would be?
Sheev?
(XD)
Guest 06:18:19 AM Posting in Lock This Topic! :D (By This New Year's Day!!!)
Could you, like, not, not, not?
*KILLS AND REPLACES WITH GUEST*
Fool, you have killed me. You have removed my final restraint.
Alaz, poor Valkorion..... (*'az made a Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic reference*)
Quote from: lass of something much on October 31, 2020, 08:20:36 PM
*KILLS AND REPLACES WITH GUEST*
HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HUSBAND!!! *stops the guest revolution and wins the war, then murders Lass and Seb*
Fool. We can not be stopped.
*has been killed already*
Whatever. *stops the guests anyway*
*Exacts vengeance upon Lass whilst in the dark forest.*
*Walks back to the thread.* Ow. Apparently, getting killed hurts.
Wait.
What happened to the guest revolution?
*Iz nae zurprized zat naybeazt gaet ze reference* Ach...
It was a Star Wars The Old Republic reference.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 02, 2020, 01:41:54 PM
*Exacts vengeance upon Lass whilst in the dark forest.*
*Walks back to the thread.* Ow. Apparently, getting killed hurts.
Wait.
What happened to the guest revolution?
I stopped it. Guests can revolt all they want, but they should know better than to mess with my loved one.
. . .
. . .
*Grins* I love you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 02, 2020, 09:40:50 PM
It was a Star Wars The Old Republic reference.
Vhich iz vot vaz ztated regardin' ze pozt. But daez anybeazt actually underztand vot particular
Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic reference vaz bein' made?
It was a Star Wars The Old Republic reference from the hit MMO game Star Wars The Old Republic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2020, 02:20:36 PM
It was a Star Wars The Old Republic reference from the hit MMO game Star Wars The Old Republic.
But vot
precizely vaz ze reference referrin' tae in
Ztar Varz Ze Auld Replubic?
Vho vaz mentioned in ze reference, und vot vaz ze reference bein' made tae?
Yes.
Yahuh.
Nyet.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 03, 2020, 12:07:29 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2020, 01:53:20 AM
Whatever. *stops the guests anyway*
You cannot stop us.
Indeed.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ea6b7e46de7963d9430bd588a67bbdff/tenor.gif?itemid=16226452)
Zomebeazt mention FIRE?
*Zetz ze topic on fire, zen hovlz*
...I like how this one does things.
As do I. We can let him live.
...Fiiiiine. Let's have the Scott join our legion.
THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...
Okay. ^-^
Never! LET'Z GET IT ON! *'ad tae make ziz Hammerfall reference, und alzae pozt ziz major zong*
no u
Bruh. That was totes a guest.
*sues Seb for letting me get bored while having a voice chat*
Oi. People are supposed to entertain ME, you heathen.
Fine!
Shmeh!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f28f8cef8ddc7ed2e2328a42f27bda56/tenor.gif?itemid=11794918)
LOKI.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/8b6fa18b9bc0fc7e0122f9912118cc82/tenor.gif)
Mm.
(https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Thor-Loki-Bieng-Brothers.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=1071)
True that.
Mm-hmm.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2020, 07:22:20 PM
(https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Thor-Loki-Bieng-Brothers.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=1071)
Heh, yep.
Indeed.
*Curls toe*
Eh?
*Sticks toe in Russa's face* Behold. The toe.
*Beholds the toe* O_O
What is wrong with you people.
They're bored, apparently.
Probably because I wasn't on.
Guest 04:04:03 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
You SHOULD be sorry!
Sorry? I can't hear you.
What?
No idea.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2011, 05:39:22 AM
Death Defying Beaver!
You found something!!!
🗝️ (Brian Jacques' Other Works)
PM the key to Captain Tammo and DanielofRedwall to officially unlock Other Works for the rest of the forum.
Key number three takes some reading. Somewhere on the newly-unlocked board is the answer you're looking for. You just have to look hard enough... Okay, I suppose I can provide a hint: the topic has more than 30 replies. But keep your eyes about you and you may find some help along the way from some old posts...
Quote from: lass of something much on November 24, 2020, 09:17:56 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2011, 05:39:22 AM
Death Defying Beaver!
You found something!!!
🗝️ (Brian Jacques' Other Works)
PM the key to Captain Tammo and DanielofRedwall to officially unlock Other Works for the rest of the forum.
Key number three takes some reading. Somewhere on the newly-unlocked board is the answer you're looking for. You just have to look hard enough... Okay, I suppose I can provide a hint: the topic has more than 30 replies. But keep your eyes about you and you may find some help along the way from some old posts...
Why?
Eh?
Hmm?
Waka Waka Waka.
*Vone o' Doctor Stein'z creaturez runz intae ze topic und beginz eatin' ze vall*
I hated the color of that one anyway.
*is awful bored*
*Is just awful*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 19, 2020, 02:56:09 AM
*Is just awful*
The above statement is untrue....
Scott is a smart person!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 22, 2020, 09:50:02 AM
The above statement is untrue....Lass is a stupid and horrible person
*Cackles*
Two can play at that game.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 22, 2020, 11:30:02 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 22, 2020, 09:50:02 AM
The above statement is untrue....Lass is a stupid and horrible person
The first statement is true! Second one is a downright lie!
...Remember when you said anything I say goes?... :giggle:
Well your word is law! I'm just tryna make your statements more just!
*Smirks*
*Birps* Sorry....
Don't be
Okay!
:3
Night-night
Are you going to bed? Or am I about to die?
*Passes out*
*Catches Lass*
Yis!
Lass and Scott are both great people, and I'm proud they're my friends.
*Looks around* Same for you guys, come to think of it! *Waddles over and gives the whole forum a bear-hug, while tactfully avoiding the remains of squashed dung beetles*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:41:42 PM
Lass and Scott are both great people, and I'm proud they're my friends.
*Looks around* Same for you guys, come to think of it! *Waddles over and gives the whole forum a bear-hug, while tactfully avoiding the remains of squashed dung beetles*
^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:41:42 PM
Lass and Scott are both great people, and I'm proud they're my friends.
*Looks around* Same for you guys, come to think of it! *Waddles over and gives the whole forum a bear-hug, while tactfully avoiding the remains of squashed dung beetles*
(Awwwwwwwww!!!)
*gets squshed by the bear-hug* Eyyy, Sebias! I'm getting all squshed now!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:41:42 PM
Lass and Scott are both great people, and I'm proud they're my friends.
*Looks around* Same for you guys, come to think of it! *Waddles over and gives the whole forum a bear-hug, while tactfully avoiding the remains of squashed dung beetles*
*Happy sounds* Someone draw Seb's bear hug!
*Is sadly looking at the pitiful remnants of my squshed pencil* Sorry, I can't draw anything until I get a new one.
If I were to draw something, most likely I'd draw a box andd write something in it.
Will you lend me a pencil?
No, it's against the law. Shouldn't pass on potentially dangerous weapons to people without a license.
I just scraped my leg on some hardened jello.
Bruh. ^-^
*Giggles happily*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 26, 2020, 01:24:38 AM
I just scraped my leg on some hardened jello.
You mean jelly. Actually, what do you call it in New Zealand?
Yup, they call it jelly.
Hardened jelly... Was it like cement?
Thanks.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 30, 2020, 02:38:34 PM
Hardened jelly... Was it like cement?
Not quite, but perhaps with time...
I have a brain of jello. Makes others jelly.
My brain is powdered jello.....
How...Lovely
Hehe!
*Smiles fondly*
I wonder what happens if I mix it with water....*Eyes the chainsaw*
You die..
Oh....Cool!
...Not really
Mmm.....Oke?
Heheh...Yeah.......
Ehh! Should I do it?
Uh, no?..
Mmm....Please?
I will poke you!
Eeeh
More than once!
*Cowers in fear*
..... I feel mocked :P
.......
Quote from: lass of something much on January 04, 2021, 12:27:23 PM
I will poke you!
Please don't. My brothers do that and it's annoying.
My brother does it too....
Ironically, I do the poking in my family...
So you're the crime boss in your house?
I'm a pain, so I always get Teer's yearly outbursts (She hardly ever actually gets angry )
I actually am also a pain.....Ask any of my siblings who is the most annoying.....It's me.....
Eyyyy, annoyingness buddies! ;)
Together we can rule the galaxy!
Mmm...I don't know if I want all that responsibility... How about a house hold?
What? No!
... yes.
Hehehe! We shall overthrow all the world leaders!
And then I'll roll over and keep dreaming.
*Pokes Scott.*
I'd be careful talking about such things over in the west. They've got cowpokes there.
Then moove to the east. Simplez.
I'm happy over here in the far south :giggle:
Well, you're also far east, so that's fine.
Depends what you think of as far..
On a map of the world, with Africa at the centre, you are east.
You're not entirely wrong... ;D
I occasionally post in these threads, and then completely forget, and never know whether anybody ever responded. :)
Click notify then,
@MeadowR
Or just click the little new thingy, rather than the latest page.
Mhm, that too
Click notify then, MeadowR.&
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 07, 2021, 12:36:30 AM
Or just click the little new thingy, rather than the latest page.
... Good point! I forget that's a thing because I never do it. :P
Fair enough. I hope our advice is helpful.
*Arrives.*
(https://cdn.britannica.com/18/196818-050-7030C41D/Maple-Colors.jpg)
Ah, yes, Autumn.
*Has finished tripping down a set of stairs.* Mm, yes. That.
*How many stairs is a set.*
Depends. It could be the same as a flight, which can vary, or it could be part of a flight.
A squillion?
Crowds.
Ew, gross
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 15, 2021, 04:19:49 AM
Crowds.
Yeah, don't you hate it when crowds of stairs get all up in your business?
Well I hate it when crowds of guests are drifting around the forum and nobody else is there.
There's far fewer guests now than there has been in the past, luckily.
You think? There were nineteen guests at the time when I posted that!
I've seen hundreds on at the same time.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2021, 02:39:23 PM
There's far fewer guests now than there has been in the past, luckily.
*cough* January 21, 2020, 06:38:53 PM *cough*
Weird cough you've got there.
Hem, hem!
There were a lot yesterday, she meant.
*Is bored*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 22, 2021, 04:25:45 PM
There were a lot yesterday, she meant.
A year and a day ago.
I meant guests.
Bookie meant that the date she posted was Jan 21, 2020, not 2021. So, last year.
Except last year was leap year, so 367.
So many bots in their thirties having birthdays today.
Indeed. *says happy birthday to said bots*
*happy birthday's the bots as well* (Is Jukka one of them?)
We may never know...
I'm booooored...
Hi, bored! I'm Russa.
(You're off by three o's ;D)
Are you Jukka's sister?
Yup, indeed.
Are you bored?
Nope, I'm Russa.
Not at the moment.
Such sass
And the same to you too. Only more so.
D:
Wat
That's what I wanna say
Then say it!
Nah
Yeah.
Nyo
Yeyo.
Yoyo?
::)
*is bored*
Yeye.
Hello, fellows! 8D
*dances*
No. Stop.
(Lol!)
*Happily dances, giggling all the while*
*Levitates*
(Ah, good. You don't need me to tell you how to pronounce 'wingardium leviosa'.)
Nope. *Continues levitating*
:o Wow. How do you do that?
I went to levitation school.
*tries to levitate* ...
Spoiler
*and FAILS*
(*and also falls*)
Oy! Flib! Miss the ground and you can fly!
*tries to work that out in my head*
*pushes Flib off the roof*
*screeches angrily* Don't you remember what it's like to be thrown off a roof?
But... you're levitating!
Huh? *looks down at the far-off ground* Oh. Well that's still no excuse.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 16, 2021, 06:10:41 PM
*tries to work that out in my head*
*pushes Flib off the roof*
*screeches angrily* Don't you remember what it's like to be thrown off a roof?
But... you're levitating!
Huh? *looks down at the far-off ground* Oh. Well that's still no excuse.
Your alternate personality doesn't work on dark mode.
(It's a HHGTTG thing.)
(A HIAG thing? Well, that would explain a lot of things.)
(Also, she has to talk in white because she got killed in another thread. I suppose I could change it though...)
How's green?
Works fine for me.
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, not Hiag. Even if Hiag has referenced it more than a few times.)
APPEAZE ZE CHEEZE!
*flicks a pea at the cheese* ;D
I don't think that's what he meant...
Oh hush. Why do you always have to spoil my fun?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2021, 04:59:27 PM
APPEAZE ZE CHEEZE!
How? Do I murder some mice (which I'd rather not do, thanks, since this is a forum about Redwall so we obviously love mice) to stop them eating cheese? Do I get annoyed at the shortcuts on cheeseland? Do I stop anyone going to the moon (which is, of course, made of cheese (Edam and made are anagrams, which bears no relevance to this, but still))?
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2021, 04:43:08 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2021, 04:59:27 PM
APPEAZE ZE CHEEZE!
How? Do I murder some mice (which I'd rather not do, thanks, since this is a forum about Redwall so we obviously love mice) to stop them eating cheese? Do I get annoyed at the shortcuts on cheeseland? Do I stop anyone going to the moon (which is, of course, made of cheese (Edam and made are anagrams, which bears no relevance to this, but still))?
Tiz an
Hitchhiker'z Guide Tae Ze Galaxy reference. (https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cheese) Read
...Und Anozer Zing by Eoin Colfer if ye dinnae underztand. (It takez place immediately after
Moztly 'armlezz. Tiz a major continuation o' ze zeriez, und Douglas Adams vid definitely approve o' it.)
*is bored*
*sacrifices Tiny*
How cruel.
Eh, he tried to kill me enough times for me to be numb about it..
Ach... *A bovl o' petuniaz crazhez tae ze ground, along viz a razer confuzed Vhale*
Oh no, not again. That reference, I got.
I didn't!
I have made the same reference in the past, though.
I should probably buy some more socks.
*Ten zockz run pazt ze topic*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 20, 2021, 05:14:45 PM
Ach... *A bovl o' petuniaz crazhez tae ze ground, along viz a razer confuzed Vhale*
*has a lot of sympathy for that whale, for reasons probably only
@Sebias of Redwall will understand*
There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2021, 01:46:57 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 20, 2021, 05:14:45 PM
Ach... *A bovl o' petuniaz crazhez tae ze ground, along viz a razer confuzed Vhale*
*has a lot of sympathy for that whale, for reasons probably only @Sebias of Redwall will understand*
Care to explain?
*Ten zhepherdz run after ze Goatz*
I'll do it. *Explains*
Very enlightening. Thank you.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 22, 2021, 10:42:25 PM
*Ten zhepherdz run after ze Goatz*
*Ten cars drive after the shepherds*
No, it's Job Exchange Day. You swap jobs with a random person and watch as society falls apart.
Has anyone noticed that the thread replies seem to be kinda... messed up?
In what way?
*Ten Kades dash after the meatloaves.*
*Ten green bottles roll after the Kades*
y tho
42
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 12:13:35 PM
No, it's Job Exchange Day. You swap jobs with a random person and watch as society falls apart.
Sounds like fun!
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 12:13:35 PM
No, it's Job Exchange Day. You swap jobs with a random person and watch as society falls apart.
I'll say. The world rests solely on my poor shoulders. Nobeast could handle my burden.
Mm. It would be fun to try.
8D
Nyo.
*Flaps like a seal, then barks like a tree*
*attempts to shapeshift into a penguin*
Penguins (may they live forever) are glorious.
*changes back* Penguins are glorious. May the Penguins live forever! Long life to Hoiho!
YES!
Things are never dull when the Penguins are there! ;D
Exactly!
Seb.
I suppose you're right. But it's sorta showing off, and you said he was humble.
Never doubt his humbleness.
Alright, you win.
Now that this imteresting argument is over...
I'm bored...
Quote from: Booklover on February 24, 2021, 01:50:51 PM
Never doubt his humbleness.
I will continue to doubt it.
I have, am, and always will doubt it ;D
*Ztartz anozer argument*
How dare you!?
*Pokes head in* Are we arguing about how I'm the better master shipper or...? :D
We're arguing about the relative merits of pizza and tacos. Pizza is, of course, better.
I would say I am inclined to agree with you! Especially Hawaiian pizza :hearteyes:
*Arguez by zimply contradictin' anyzin' anybeazt elze zayz*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 24, 2021, 06:29:08 PM
I would say I am inclined to agree with you! Especially Hawaiian pizza :hearteyes:
Ugh.
(https://i.imgflip.com/431tu2.jpg)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2021, 07:18:43 PM
*Arguez by zimply contradictin' anyzin' anybeazt elze zayz*
HHGTTG is awesome.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 24, 2021, 06:29:08 PM
I would say I am inclined to agree with you! Especially Hawaiian pizza :hearteyes:
Exactly!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2021, 11:51:34 PM
*changes back* Penguins are glorious. May the Penguins live forever! Long life to Hoiho!
*Bursts into tears*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 24, 2021, 06:15:58 PM
*Pokes head in* Are we arguing about how I'm the better master shipper or...? :D
Seb is
clearly superior.
*Sebias zuddenly beginz turnin' intae a perfectly zafe Penguin, vhoilzt Kade rapidly beginz runnin' oot o' limbz*
*Lass is crying over Hoiho*
*Hugs Lass*
*Sniffles*
Thank you...
What happened to Hoiho?
@lass of something much WHAT HAPPENED TO HOIHO?!?!?!!!! O.O
He flew away last at the start of last year....He was out through a horrid winter, and there's no way he survived...
Aww...That is sad! You never know though he could've made himself a nice nest!
*Begins singing* Hawaiian pizza is best!
Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade? :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 25, 2021, 08:25:52 PM
Aww...That is sad! You never know though he could've made himself a nice nest!
As I said, it was a horrible winter, I have thought over this long and hard. He is dead, stop trying to pretend there's hope.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 25, 2021, 08:28:35 PM
Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade? :D
:(
*Is a penguin*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 25, 2021, 06:31:34 PM
He flew away last at the start of last year....He was out through a horrid winter, and there's no way he survived...
*looks up* Eh?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2021, 10:00:28 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 25, 2021, 08:28:35 PM
Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade? :D
:(
You keep "Ugh-ing" and I wonder if there was some way I could be of assistance?
Remove the pineapple from the pizza and I'll be a happy Otterbadger ^-^
*Gasps* What has the pineapple ever done to u to deserve such treatment???
You don't want to know.... *Looks off into the distance.*
*Tries to see what Kade could be staring at* Mmm...But I do want to know now!
It's... it's a long story....
*Sips tea* Continue
Pineapples... pineapples are always judging me, ok?! Like, whenever I run into one, they get all prickly and are just really mean. That's how it's always been, ever since I was a young chook! I tried to hug one, and all I get was stitches! STITCHES!
*Wipes away a tear* That's just awful! .......although I feel like I have to defend them... They're really not the judging type. That's just their tough exterior! On the inside their juicy, sweet and soft! I guess it comes from them being jealous of the cucumber...
I'll never forgive them, for that AND for the way they defile pizzas! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh my...Have you ever considered therapy? I hear it does wonders!
Or pineapple pizza could just end ^-^
Never never never! It will come to overpower all other pizzas!
That's some mighty traitorous talk coming from ye.
It's only a matter of time before the rest of the world comes to know the inner side of the mighty pineapple! You can not stop it!
Oh, I shall. I SHALL!
*Listens to conversation, while eating pineapple pizza*
There, there is a beast who knows what good food tastes like!
MURDER IS BAD, KIDS
Er
....................................Bad, bad child
o.o
*eats pineapple flavoured popcorn*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
....................................Bad, bad child
*is a bad, bad child* :( :'(
Quote from: Booklover on February 27, 2021, 03:12:16 PM
*eats pineapple flavoured popcorn*
That sounds severely interesting! Mind if I try some??
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE CORNMAN
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-2znav/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/654/2130/Series_17_Corn_Guy__71188.1493475336.png?c=2)
We already have a corn lady...
*An Ameglian Major Cov valkz in, und azkz zat it be cooked, put on the pizza, und eaten*
As something like the Dish of the Day?
Things really have descended into madness.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 27, 2021, 05:16:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
....................................Bad, bad child
*is a bad, bad child* :( :'(
Noooo, not yooouuu!! Scott... And One-eye for that matter
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 02, 2021, 09:37:19 AM
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE CORNMAN
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-2znav/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/654/2130/Series_17_Corn_Guy__71188.1493475336.png?c=2)
I don't like this, for a number of reasons.
He has some kind of skin disease, I think.
You found my stalker. He likes to very badly impersonate me. I do not have a mustache.
Lol :D
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2021, 08:51:34 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 27, 2021, 05:16:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
....................................Bad, bad child
*is a bad, bad child* :( :'(
Noooo, not yooouuu!! Scott... And One-eye for that matter
Yes meeeeeee! Scott, One-eye, and me.
*bumps thread*
I'm bored talk to me.
I believe there is actually a topic titled "I'm bored talk to me."
Really? I hasn't seen that one.
Just a second then.
Ta-da (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10469.msg629756#msg629756)
Thanks!
Poor Corny. Wrapping presents is an awful business. But at least she had lots of friends to keep her occupied.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 04, 2021, 03:22:55 AM
You found my stalker. He likes to very badly impersonate me. I do not have a mustache.
Ah, so is this more accurate?
Spoiler
(https://www.brickeconomy.com/resources/images/minifigs/cty1222_large.jpg)
Me no like.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 27, 2021, 03:01:37 AM
There, there is a beast who knows what good food tastes like!
He clearly doesn't, though, because HE HASN'T HAD PUMPKIN SOUP YET.
Ugh muffins.
What's wrong with muffins?
Ugh pumpkin soup.
That's fair.
Please don't spread such deceitful things. It's unbecoming of you.
Eh, who likes muffins anyways.
Many people! Tuxedo muffins are quite wonderful, in my opinion.
I ain't many people, and I don't like muffins.
I love muffins.
Mm, now there's a gal who knows what's what.
Weeell...It depends where they're from
The Philippines?
Inzoide ziz zpoiler box ye zhall zee AV o' infinity:
Spoiler
Zilly, did ye really zink ye could put AV o' infinity in a zpoiler box? 'ere'z a cookie zough! *Givez ye a cookie*
But you did.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2021, 04:52:16 PM
Inzoide ziz zpoiler box ye zhall zee AV o' infinity:
Spoiler
Zilly, did ye really zink ye could put AV o' infinity in a zpoiler box? 'ere'z a cookie zough! *Givez ye a cookie*
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2021, 08:29:33 PM
But you did. Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2021, 04:52:16 PM
Inzoide ziz zpoiler box ye zhall zee AV o' infinity:
Spoiler
Zilly, did ye really zink ye could put AV o' infinity in a zpoiler box? 'ere'z a cookie zough! *Givez ye a cookie*
(https://i.imgur.com/eb5owLN.gif)
Good to know.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2011, 05:39:22 AM
Death Defying Beaver!
You found something!!!
🗝️ (Brian Jacques' Other Works)
PM the key to Captain Tammo and DanielofRedwall to officially unlock Other Works for the rest of the forum.
Key number three takes some reading. Somewhere on the newly-unlocked board is the answer you're looking for. You just have to look hard enough... Okay, I suppose I can provide a hint: the topic has more than 30 replies. But keep your eyes about you and you may find some help along the way from some old posts...
Halp! We're being invaded by the DDB's!!!
Edit: And yes, I went to all the trouble just to dig this up because I was bored. ::) ;D
Why else? (almost spelled that with a z, Hiagish iz catching)
(Zae ye dinnae zink I vas purpozly trying tae annoy ye- oops, Hiagish)
(Nae, vhy vould ah zink zat?)
no
yas
Four shore
So?
*is bored*
*Dizappearz viz a 'pop' tae gae vork on 'iz 4-5 Page Religiouz 'iztory paper zat 'e'z zuppozed tae 'ave completed und turned in by ze 29th*
*Sits quietly in a chair*
*Practices his one otter comedy routine*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 24, 2021, 01:06:09 PM
So?
*is bored*
Full naming usually means you're in trouble
Eh?
*Poke, poke, poke*
Yyeeeeeeesssssssss?
(https://i.gifer.com/3ULn.gif)
Wut.
Do you like Doritos?
Yup.
Echooooooo
Echooooooo
Echooooooo
Echooooooo
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/46/1d/25461d8114d714e2f766f35817ecbee0.gif)
...
No, I was looking for Freddy, and I can't find him. Where is he?
In the comfy chair.
I found him!
At the bottom of Russa's siggie:
Freddy Freddy Freddy Freddy
@WorshipTiria HEY! YOU'RE BACK :D
I is
I is bored.
NOT, ALLOWED, Flib, MISSY!
Call me missy just one more time and I'll... you'll not like what I'm going to do.
*Aggressive squint*
*Aggressive scowl*
*Agressive posture*
*Aggressive pointer finger in the air*
*Aggressive scowl*
*More aggressive scowl*
*even more aggressive scowl IRL*
*aggressive grin*
*Screams*
JUST GO AND EAT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
*Focuses all aggressive manners on Lass*
*PINGS
@Trigoma here too* PIIIINNNNGGGG!!!
Quote from: Ally046 on May 19, 2021, 06:12:44 AM
*Focuses all aggressive manners on Lass*
.... >:D
*Eats Ally*
Oh dear.
*Wonders how this looks from the outside...*
"A lettuce eating another lettuce, 'ey?"
Its canibalism! we must kil it with fire!
*Is affeared...*
"A-Are you going to b-burn me F-Flib?!???!?!??"
No, I'm going to do something worse.
She's gonna feed you soggy bread.
"Just do I already!" :'(
Are you sure you want me to? ;D
"I'm ready!" :'( :'( :'(
Alright. *does the terrible thing*
*Blink, Blink...*
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12151.new#new
How is that terrible?
I was an evil chook, and I scared you. You thought it was going to be something awful.
...
;D ;D ;D
This:
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12151.new#new
FEEEAAAAAAAAARR
What? You're not the one getting shipped.
I FEEEAAAAAAAAARR for Ally.
But why? She likes it.
Do I?
Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnn.
Who?
He's not that bad, most of the time.
He's really not. XD I just enjoy threatening to make him soggy.
Fair enough.
Hmmm...
*pokes FtostFrame*
Ooohh, hey Toasty head!!
*tries not to laugh because she doesn't want to be rude*
Toasty head yourself, Lassie-chan. You've stayed up way late again.
Confuzlement...
How shameful.
What is?
Quote from: Ally046 on May 31, 2021, 04:40:45 PM
Confuzlement...
She was up at 12:45 a.m. earlier today. (It was around 8:30 where I live.)
Not only that...the whole of this page, and the last page...
Well, this is the Cellars..
*Lockz Ally up in a vat o' zarcazm, viz a zmav bottle o' enthuziazm inzoide tae gae viz it*
...What? Somebody please translate, my mind has gone blank...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 07, 2021, 09:48:23 PM
*Lockz Ally up in a vat o' zarcazm, viz a zmav bottle o' enthuziazm inzoide tae gae viz it*
*Locks Ally up in a vat of sarcasm, with a small bottle of enthusiasm inside to go with it*
*slaps HiAG* Cut that out, she's my friend!
Ach, zorry. *Putz Sebias in zere inztead*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 31, 2021, 01:57:23 PM
*tries not to laugh because she doesn't want to be rude*
Toasty head yourself, Lassie-chan. You've stayed up way late again.
The weeb is strong with this one.
*pokes the weeb*
Why'd you poke yourself?
*is not the weeb*
*yer face is the weeb*
It is! ^-^
*slaps the weeb*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 09, 2021, 01:54:57 PM
*slaps HiAG* Cut that out, she's my friend!
Your
fwend? 🤭😊☺️
Is there any problem with that?
No...*Passes out*
*visible confusion*
*Stops breathing*
*is still a friend to Ally, even though she doesn't like me anymore* ^-^
*Still likes Flib*
*y tho*
*Wdym...*. > - >
*is very unlikeable*
Stop lying to yourself Flib!
*Slaps Flib*
*slaps Ally*
I'm not lying to myself, I am a very rude, insensitive, and unlikeable person.
@Ripred the Gnawer, you believe me, don't you?
Fine. :-|
...
*Leaves*
Bored I am. War crime I do. In Vietnam I was. Uh1 Huey door gunner I was, Shot fleeing Vietnamese I did. Mowed them down like animals, we did, women and children we mercilessly slaughtered.
:o
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 27, 2021, 04:11:22 AM
Bored I am. War crime I do. In Vietnam I was. Uh1 Huey door gunner I was, Shot fleeing Vietnamese I did. Mowed them down like animals, we did, women and children we mercilessly slaughtered.
...What sort of English dialect is that?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 26, 2021, 06:02:48 PM
*slaps Ally*
I'm not lying to myself, I am a very rude, insensitive, and unlikeable person. @Ripred the Gnawer, you believe me, don't you?
Aww, what a cute sister I have! Charming.
*smaks Hazel*
*Jams to tally hall*
*smaks Hazel again*
*Returns*
*Slaps Flib*
*Leafs*
*angry Flib noises*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2021, 06:16:23 PM
Ach, zorry. *Putz Sebias in zere inztead*
Rude. It doesn't even have a window.
*Teleports Seb out.*
She's a leaf on the wind, watch how she *SPLORCH* Oh my.
Wha? What just happened?
A reference. ^-^
*is not a leaf on the wind*
That's probably for the best.
I do not like enthuziazm. It gets on my nerves.
In zat caze... *Floodz ze topic viz large quantitiez o' enthuziazm gaz*
*Yawns.*
Oh, yes. So boring.
Your face, sister dear.
...Except with all that shipping nonsense, but I love you anyways.
> - >
...
It's because I love you back. ;D
Ze lemonz are comin'...Und zey've gaet ztreudel...
*Bookifies Flib*
what?
*Flibifies myself*
what?
Indeed. I feel like a book now.
Quote from: Booklover on July 12, 2021, 08:33:49 PM
*Flibifies myself*
THAT WAS A BAD IDEA NOW YOU'RE FEELING REALLY SICK
*Ze lemonz come, along viz zeir ztreudel*
*Makes lemonaid.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 13, 2021, 04:50:23 PM
*Ze lemonz come, along viz zeir ztreudel*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 13, 2021, 05:19:22 PM
*Makes lemonaid.*
XD For a minute I thought that was stretcher instead of strudel, and I was thinking "if someone's on a stretcher why is Kade aiding them with lemonade, instead of Heimliching them?"
I Heimliched the lemons to get the juice out of 'em.
At last there is a situation for Kade to put his beloved Heimlich to good use. ;D
Every use is a good use.
Dumping mud on you was a good use, then?
The Heimlich was not used for that, so no.
*heimlich's the lemonaid*
*Ze ztreudel attemptz tae avenge it'z lemon comradez by coverin' everybeazt in green zloime und burnt toazt*
Ew, no plz
Too late, methinks.
You thinks wrong, then. It's too early.
You do not think of wizards, though you are not an apprentice either.
I do happen to be a writer's apprentice.
So you're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
When you're a writer's apprentice, you need to think creatively in order to learn how to do your job right. You also should practice thinking when you're an apprentice, so you know how to do it the right way when you're old enough.
Quote from: Booklover on July 15, 2021, 08:47:38 PM
So you're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
If you're just an apprentice, you must think if you're ever supposed to become learned and all-knowing. So flows the stream, so flows the river, if you catch myy drift. ;)
An apprentice, my dear sister, isn't supposed to be all-knowing, because that would be a disaster.
I'm with Bookie on this one.
Because you're an apprentice as well?
No, because you aren't ready to think :giggle:
I still say it should have a window.
If only through which one may defenestrate any nearby ne'er-do-wellers.
Alternatively, throw them in the moat.
These two things are not mutually exclusive. :)
They are if the ne'er-do-wellers die immediately. And then get eaten by a dragon or shark or something.
Of course, the best thing to do would be to throw them out of the window and into a moat.
Mmhmm.
Quote from: Booklover on July 16, 2021, 03:21:59 PM
They are if the ne'er-do-wellers die immediately. And then get eaten by a dragon or shark or something.
Of course, the best thing to do would be to throw them out of the window and into a moat.
Suppose... suppose... suppose the ne'er-do-wellers know how to
swim?
*the crowd gasps in shock at the mention of the word*
Which word? I do not think it means what you think it means.
The word.
As in, the Word that was there in the beginning?
No, the word swim.
Oooooo, Flib just said a swim word.
She needs to go and sit on the naughty seat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2021, 04:23:47 PM
Oooooo, Flib just said a swim word.
tattletale >:(
Quote from: Booklover on July 16, 2021, 05:09:35 PM
She needs to go and sit on the naughty seat.
Won't. :-|
I'll use static if you don't!
YES PLEASE DO! Use static to attach yourself to Flib!! >:D
*Tosses Flib into the comfy chair.*
*angr*
*double posts*
Hi.
I'm bored.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2021, 02:51:09 PM
*Tosses Flib into the comfy chair.*
Ah didnae expect ze Zpanizh Inquizition...
*is out of the comfy chair now, so ha*
Hi, Ally. I'm Russa. ^-^
If I were your ally, wouldn't I know your name?
M-maybe you forgot? O.o
Yea, probably. :giggle:
Quote from: Ally046 on September 23, 2021, 01:08:05 AM
If I were your ally, wouldn't I know your name?
Using ally in the meaning I intended, most definitely, and you'd use the correct name.
*Tosses confetti and everybeast.*
Quote from: Booklover on September 23, 2021, 07:26:27 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on September 23, 2021, 01:08:05 AM
If I were your ally, wouldn't I know your name?
Using ally in the meaning I intended, most definitely, and you'd use the correct name.
When? 🤔
Give a title to the person above you. Somewhere there.
Don't back talk Russa, Bored.
*puts Bored in the Comfy Chair for sassing back at Russa*
Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair! Have mercy on Bored!
Ja, it's not 'is fault!
*Bored iz zen tied tae Ze Rack*
(https://moviesandmanicures.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/monty-python-rack.jpg)
Oh no, don't you think that's a little too cruel?
Ve could zrov Bored tae ze pepperpotz inztead...
Throw him to
@Kade Rivok.
Why do you want to be thrown to me?
So you can eat him.
*Eats Flib.* Ok
*le smacks Kade* No, you're supposed to eat Bored, not me!
*Belly shakes slightly.* Yes, I did eat you.
Dae ve need tae dae anozer zurgical operation?
As long as I don't die irl in the process.
I don't think anything on this forum will cause that >_>
Y'never know. Weird things happen here.
Well that's not mildly threatening.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 08:22:33 PM
I don't think anything on this forum will cause that >_>
Maybe not the forum, but the discord is certainly... discordant enough.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 09:57:44 PM
Well that's not mildly threatening.
Of course not. *Smiles*
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 08:22:33 PM
I don't think anything on this forum will cause that >_>
Maybe not the forum, but the discord is certainly... discordant enough.
. . . Very fair.
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 08:22:33 PM
I don't think anything on this forum will cause that >_>
Maybe not the forum, but the discord is certainly... discordant enough.
I am not on Discord, nor do I ever plan to be.
Ok.
*is boooooored*
Which is why you should go on discord
I'm not allowed to.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 27, 2021, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 09:57:44 PM
Well that's not mildly threatening.
Of course not. *Smiles*
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 08:22:33 PM
I don't think anything on this forum will cause that >_>
Maybe not the forum, but the discord is certainly... discordant enough.
. . . Very fair.
Why very fair? Was it the pun?
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
*sings loudly* ^-^
*Does not*
Cool!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 10:24:28 PM
*sings loudly* ^-^
(https://c.tenor.com/EnI6IxtTAB8AAAAC/shrek-princess-fiona.gif)
I can't sing, you know.
Now now, everyone can sing ^-^
You might, but I can't. It hurts my voice, and it sounds awful.
If ye cannae zee ziz pozt, rezpond und let me ken.
Ok.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2022, 11:28:59 PMIf ye cannae zee ziz pozt, rezpond und let me ken.
I can't see it. Is that bad? ;D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 22, 2022, 09:47:25 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2022, 11:28:59 PMIf ye cannae zee ziz pozt, rezpond und let me ken.
I can't see it. Is that bad? ;D
Yet by rezpondin' tae it ye indicate zat ye
'ave zeen it.
Or she's really good at guessing.
Or boz.
Yes, it's both. I think. I might actually be very bad at guessing, though, but it depends on what I'm guessing.
Man, y'all, I just really enjoy drinking water.
...Yeah? Good to know. :giggle:
Vater iz vet.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2022, 11:28:59 PMIf ye cannae zee ziz pozt, rezpond und let me ken.
Like the classic 'put your hand up if you're not here'.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 25, 2022, 02:32:39 AMMan, y'all, I just really enjoy drinking water.
Saaaame. I feel like water is very underrated.
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2022, 07:18:39 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2022, 11:28:59 PMIf ye cannae zee ziz pozt, rezpond und let me ken.
Like the classic 'put your hand up if you're not here'.
*puts hand up* I'm not here. Shuld I be worried? :giggle:
With some of the folks that hang around here, it'd probably behoove you to be worried.
Why? They can cover for me. ;D
I wouldn't be so sure.
I would, but seeing as I'm not here... :giggle:
Who am I talking to?
Me.
And yourself.
But not Skarzs yourself, just Kade yourself.
I'm talking to myself, while not talking to myself?
Goodness.
Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 08:12:48 PMI'm talking to myself, while not talking to myself?
Goodness.
Welcome to the Cellars, silly chook, where all are insane, and logic is a thing of the past. Or a thing of outside the window, depending on where you put it.
Is that why folks around here get defenestrated so often?
Pozzibly. *A flock o' bananaz fly by zingin' Jingle Bellz*
*Eats one of the bananas.*
*Ze rezt o' ze flock zeekz tae avenge zeir fallen comrade by attackin' Kade*
I thought the fallen comrade was an eaten banana.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2022, 04:25:23 PM*Ze rezt o' ze flock zeekz tae avenge zeir fallen comrade by attackin' Kade*
*Eats the rest of the bananas.*
*Defenestrates the Kade*
*Eats the defenestrator.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 31, 2022, 03:03:50 AMI thought the fallen comrade was an eaten banana.
It vaz- ze banana 'ad fallen by bein' eaten by Mr. Otterbadger.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2022, 02:28:35 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2022, 04:25:23 PM*Ze rezt o' ze flock zeekz tae avenge zeir fallen comrade by attackin' Kade*
*Eats the rest of the bananas.*
*Ze bananaz give Kade zeriouz indigeztion*
I don't dodge roll, so there's nothing for you to steal :giggle:
*Swallows the miscreant.*
*sees a swallow* Are there also Amazons?
3x + 9x = Pie
Ze queztion iz- Vhy?
Because.
^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2022, 02:47:39 PM^
The symbol for exponentation, or an up arrow?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 01, 2022, 01:10:45 AM3x + 9x = Pie
Ze queztion iz- Vhy?
Wouldn't the question be x, not y? There's no y in that equation.
x=Pie/12
Or it would be to be or not to be.
(2b + ~ 2b)==True (perhaps slightly wrong, but most other or or not symbols are characters that are less easy to type, so I thought this was the best way)
*Vonderz if ze anzver could be 42*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2022, 06:52:26 PMI don't dodge roll, so there's nothing for you to steal :giggle:
*Swallows the miscreant.*
Not anymore you don't. ^-^ *puts the dodge roll safely in my pocket*
*is swallowed* Oh dear. :(
I'm bored
Hey, did anyone here miss me at all?
Well yeah, you're always missed when you aren't around. ^-^
Not by Flib though, no.
Don't worry about that; Flib is just being a Flib. ;D
In Pokemon, vid a female Mr. Mime be called a Mrs. Mime or a Mrs. Mr. Mime...?
I don't know, I dn't play Pokemon
Ze cardinal zin.
"Mr. Mime" is supposedly a proper noun, so I don't think it'd change. But it might.
If vone gaet a PhD, vid 'e be called a Dr. Mime or a Dr. Mr. Mime, und vid a female vone viz a PhD be called a Dr. Mrs. Mime or a Dr. Mime...?
In zat zame loine o' zought, vid a knighted Mr. Mime be called a Zir Mime, or a Zir Mr. Mime...?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 01, 2022, 06:02:28 PM*Vonderz if ze anzver could be 42*
Not just could be. Is.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2022, 05:30:02 PMIf vone gaet a PhD, vid 'e be called a Dr. Mime or a Dr. Mr. Mime, und vid a female vone viz a PhD be called a Dr. Mrs. Mime or a Dr. Mime...?
In zat zame loine o' zought, vid a knighted Mr. Mime be called a Zir Mime, or a Zir Mr. Mime...?
Or a Dr. Mrs. Mr. Mime.
Or perhaps we could just stop using 'Mr' and 'Mrs' (and other titles) altogether to prevent confusion over this.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2022, 05:58:10 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 01, 2022, 06:02:28 PM*Vonderz if ze anzver could be 42*
Not just could be. Is.
Ah meant fer zat particular queztion, nae ze anzver tae ze ultimate queztion o' Loife, Ze Univerze, Und Everyzin'.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2022, 05:58:10 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2022, 05:30:02 PMIf vone gaet a PhD, vid 'e be called a Dr. Mime or a Dr. Mr. Mime, und vid a female vone viz a PhD be called a Dr. Mrs. Mime or a Dr. Mime...?
In zat zame loine o' zought, vid a knighted Mr. Mime be called a Zir Mime, or a Zir Mr. Mime...?
Or a Dr. Mrs. Mr. Mime.
Or perhaps we could just stop using 'Mr' and 'Mrs' (and other titles) altogether to prevent confusion over this.
But zen tiz juzt
Mime. Und
Mr. Mime iz ze actual name o' ze Pokemon (vhy zat iz Ah 'ave abzolutely nay idea).
(https://marriland.com/wp-content/plugins/marriland-core/images/pokemon/sprites/home/full/mr-mime.png)
I meant more generally.
Maybe Mr could be the first name and Mime the surname. Keeps it as Mr Mime but no confusion over whether or not it should be Mr. Mr Mime or whatever.
Ze Mr. Mime zat 'elpz Ash Ketchum'z Mum iz called Mimey zometoimez, zae zere'z zat taae...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 05, 2022, 03:59:14 PMDon't worry about that; Flib is just being a Flib. ;D
I've had loads of practice with just being a Flib. ^-^
Mm, quite so quite so *pat pat*
*ow ow*
D:
My pats are gentle though....
You're too stronk for gentle pats, though.
I can control my immense strength.
*doubt*
*pat pat*
*dies*
The two previous posts are completely unrelated to each other.
Just want everyone to know that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 07, 2022, 06:22:53 PM*dies*
The Cellars News Service would like it to be kenned that, with Death (that is, Death with a capital 'D') having been sacked und no replacement in office yet, it is completely impossible for anybeast to die at this time.Vhich vid indicate zen zat Flib iz na' a zombie.
What's the difference?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 07, 2022, 06:32:40 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 07, 2022, 06:22:53 PM*dies*
The Cellars News Service would like it to be kenned that, with Death (that is, Death with a capital 'D') having been sacked und no replacement in office yet, it is completely impossible for anybeast to die at this time.
Vhich vid indicate zen zat Flib iz na' a zombie.
yay
Juzt remember:
Dead people 'ave roightz, taae!
Dead people don't care. If they did, they would have complained at some point.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 08, 2022, 12:36:06 AMJuzt remember:
Dead people 'ave roightz, taae!
That's right. They also have lefts, four.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 08, 2022, 02:31:47 PMDead people don't care. If they did, they would have complained at some point.
Au contraire: (https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Undead#Constable_Reginald_Shoe)
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/discworld/images/1/1b/Fresh_Start_Club.jpg)
I'm not dead though.
But if ye vere...
If I was, I wouldn't be alive anymore. Otherwise I wouldn't be dead.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 08, 2022, 04:18:48 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 08, 2022, 02:31:47 PMDead people don't care. If they did, they would have complained at some point.
Au contraire: (https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Undead#Constable_Reginald_Shoe)
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/discworld/images/1/1b/Fresh_Start_Club.jpg)
Fake news
Guess what.
Spoiler
"Yay" isn't a word.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 13, 2022, 02:26:51 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 08, 2022, 04:18:48 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 08, 2022, 02:31:47 PMDead people don't care. If they did, they would have complained at some point.
Au contraire: (https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Undead#Constable_Reginald_Shoe)
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/discworld/images/1/1b/Fresh_Start_Club.jpg)
Fake news
Nyet, tiz real- juzt read
Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett.
And every other Terry Pratchett book.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 13, 2022, 04:50:12 PMGuess what.
Spoiler
"Yay" isn't a word.
It's in the Scrabble dictionary, so that makes it a word. It's also a word in Azerbaijani, apparently. Possibly other languages as well.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 13, 2022, 04:50:12 PMGuess what.
Spoiler
"Yay" isn't a word.
Prezcriptivizt! (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/prescriptivist)
yes
What about y'all'dn't've? Is that a word?
But everybody knows that bird is a word.
Bird isn't just a word, it is THE word.
Vily
Onionz
Runnin'
Drycleanerz
My word, that is an astounding thing!
A birdie is one under par.
Vordz o' vizdom Ah 'eard zomevhere:
QuoteA Bird in the hand can be very unsanitary.
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush (aka, twice as unsanitary).
A bird in the hand is a death sentence.
For who?
For the bird, unless it's a cassowary or something.
Then the death sentence is for the person who's holding it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 19, 2022, 03:50:28 PMFor the bird, unless it's a cassowary or something.
Then the death sentence is for the person who's holding it.
The bird shouldn't ever die like that unless you squeeze it too much. It's just that a lot of birds are really mean.
When I first heard the phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," it was next to a picture of someone holding a black-capped chickadee. I don't think those can hurt you.
They will try.
What does that saying even mean?
It means it's better to have one good thing than a bunch of good things you can't get.
Birdz arenae mean, tiz juzt zat zome people dinnae rezpect zem und zin'z loike zat. Alzae, zometoimez people look loike ztatuez...
I like birds, but most of them are mean. And it's just rude to birds to hold them.
Ah agree viz ze lazt part o' ze ztatement- unlezz ze Bird 'az chozen tae zit in or on yer 'and by zeir ovn choice, ze zhouldnae be pickin' up Birdz loike zat.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 19, 2022, 05:09:05 PMI like birds, but most of them are mean. And it's just rude to birds to hold them.
There's a group of mourning doves that live on our roof, a mockingbird that sits on our porch railing every morning, three or four red-tailed hawks that are always circling around our yard, and a pair of geese my sister named Hose and Stepstool who try to build a nest near our pond every year. (But there's also grass snakes and foxes and turtles, so their goslings never survive long enough to hatch, which is sad.) None of these birds are mean. Except for a crazy old cardinal, who spends hours pecking the front of our car every day. We think he's trying to kill his reflection.
*Laughz at ze lazt part*
Indeed. :giggle: He may be crazy, but he's only mean to his reflection.
#relatable
How?
I'm also mean to my reflection 'cause it disappoints me
*'auldz a mirror up in front o' Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2022, 12:51:28 AMI'm also mean to my reflection 'cause it disappoints me
I'm sure you've said in the past that YOUR FACE is handsome. Haven't you?
What one says and what one feels aren't always the same thing. ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2022, 04:40:24 PM*'auldz a mirror up in front o' Kade*
*Is disappointed.*
*Poztz a metal cover o'
Let It Gae from
Frozen* Mozt intereztin'.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2022, 02:27:17 PMWhat one says and what one feels aren't always the same thing. ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2022, 04:40:24 PM*'auldz a mirror up in front o' Kade*
*Is disappointed.*
I thought you can't see yourself in a mirror 'cause you're a ghost.
...Or is that only with vampires?
Never mind, maybe Kade's the ghost of a vampire.
...Or ze vampire o' a ghozt.
I, simply, am. ^-^
Accidentally
Mizleadin'
You're interestingly strange. Not an acronym though (as far as I'm aware, at least).
Zeveral
Tragic
Rabbitz
Ate
Nute
Gunray'z
Earz
(Nute Gunray iz ze Neimoidian (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Nute_Gunray/Legends) from Ztar Varz)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 03, 2022, 06:52:12 PMYou're interestingly strange. Not an acronym though (as far as I'm aware, at least).
Yis. Naat (afaiaal). 'Yis' is how at least one character in at least one Redwall book says 'yes', so that bit makes sense.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 03, 2022, 02:37:34 PMI, simply, am. ^-^
Because you think. Always a dangerous pastime.
I never claimed such a thing, how dare you.
(https://i.imgflip.com/30nu79.gif)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 14, 2011, 01:59:04 AMReminds me of a lot of people that I know...
Just found a post where Haig was... unHiaged.... I'm scared
Quote from: lass of something much on August 12, 2023, 02:35:58 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 14, 2011, 01:59:04 AMReminds me of a lot of people that I know...
Just found a post where Haig was... unHiaged.... I'm scared
Ach, zat vaz yearz und yearz agae.
That doesn't lessen the shock, strangely
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 03, 2022, 10:31:23 PMI never claimed such a thing, how dare you.
By stating that you, simply, am, you're invoking the infamous theory of Cogito ergo sum. So there.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Wds2ucYNqIICB8D8IQ/giphy.gif)
*hums and dances to the voices in her head*
*Hovlz*
PITA BREAD
Ye pity ze bread?
No, but I need food
I am a board
Better zan bein' bored.
I am a bored board :(
*Hovlz again*
*pokes HIAG*
*Vaz poked*
*screeches*
*Hovlz*
*passes out*
*Hovlz again*
*revives and slaps the howler*
*Obztinately continuez hovlin'*
*dances*
*A nearby pair o' lemonz begin dancin' taae*
*a potato and several cabbages join the party*
*A vatermelon beginz playin' a violin*
Veggietaaaales, Veggietaaaales, Veggietaaales, Veg. Ie. Tales
Quote from: Verdauga on November 06, 2023, 07:37:30 PMVeggietaaaales, Veggietaaaales, Veggietaaales, Veg. Ie. Tales
(https://media.tenor.com/XeIJ1j0G7zQAAAAd/scream-harry-potter.gif)
This is getting a little too dangerous