Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

Started by Lantur, January 20, 2012, 09:58:21 PM

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Lantur

To catch your fish! This is a do-it-yourself restaurant.

Waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

Coobreedan

Well, you wanted Hammer-Head Shark soup but we forgot the shark part. Very sorry.

Waiter, there's a tiny invisible unicorn in my soup!
I won't be on this forum much anymore, but I'll pop in to say hi every now and then.

Melody

well how do you know it's there?

Waiter why is there a monkey in my soup?

Lantur

It's a LEMUR, for the love of sushi, get your facts right!!

Waiter, there's a Ñ in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

Ceteruler

Sorry, we forgot he rest of the m.

Waiter, there's a forum in my soup! And it's a Redwall Forum!

Lantur

OMG I CAN HAS?

Waiter, there's a pair of scissors in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

eualaia

wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

Nightfire

Really? Sorry about that, but we were all out of broth, so we had to give you soup.

Waiter, there's a computer in my soup!
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Lantur

Ah, no, actually, there isn't. It's a noodle SHAPED like a computer. JUST EAT IT.

Waiter, there's a caterpillar in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

eualaia

eat the catterpillar they good for you

waiter theres a ?? in my soup
wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

Lantur

I think that's a noodle. After all, this is ?? soup.

Waiter, there's an email in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

Mad Maudie

OK you check it!

Waiter There's a smiley face in my soup  :)
Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly and I don't know why
If our love's tragedy why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity why are you my clarity?
Why are you my clarity?

~Clarity~~Zedd~

Lantur

...Are you complaining?

Waiter, there's a cloud in my soup!
Blend with stone, meld with leaves, appear like nightmare, vanish like smoke...yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Happy axing. :-)

"Redwallers are peace-lovin' creatures, until they're attacked. Start diggin' yore graves now, 'cos we ain't goin' t'dig 'em for ye!"

eualaia

wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

Ceteruler

I don't know what to say.

Waiter there is a closet full of dirty clothes in my bedr- excuse me, my soup!