ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Groddil]

* Groddil hands Ashleg a lemonade dispenser shaped like Princess Kurda.

"There you go."

[Ashleg]

It's...Beautiful.

And really weird.

It's not what I wanted.

Why does the lemonade come out of her mouth? It's like she's puking summery drinks!

* Ashleg screams in horror

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You should swear allegiance to the DDBs.

[LT Sandpaw]

For the Horde!

[Izeroth]

For the Horde!

Truly a great work of cetacean art.

[Ashleg]

SO BEAUTIFUL!
I shall proudly raise our flag on the first page!

[LT Sandpaw]

*Places the flag over the Shoppe and then salutes it.*

I as a follower of the horde raise our flag to fly forever more over our lands. The Strong it Represents, The Brave it Leads, The Weak it Supports! All loyal horde soldiers shout for your horde! Huzzah For The Horde!

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg smirks and bows

Thank you, thank you!
But I know what it really represents. Whales, jigsaw puzzles, and hot cocoa!

[Izeroth]

 To commemorate this glorious occasion, I present a heart-rending work of literature:

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[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Slashes the flag to ribbons with sword*

[Ashleg]

*sniffles*
Why, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever read...

*gasps and punches Ashenwyte*
YOU INCONSIDERATE FOOL! >:c

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Is punched* YOU N'WAH! *Throws iced tea at Ashleg*

[Groddil]

"FOR THE HORDE!"

* Groddil dives in front of the iced tea.

"Uh...I die, so that the horde may live...PLANT ARMY...ATTACK!!!"

* Groddil dies.

* The Giant Crocogeranium leaves the Mariana Trench and eats the Shoppe.

* The Giant Crocogeranium Spits out the Shoppe, but swallows Ashenwyte.

* Groddil is revived.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Melts the Giant Crocogeranium's insides with coffee* *Leaps out of the dying Giant Corogeranium's mouth* *Pours coffee and caramel all over the Shoppe*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Slashes the flag to ribbons with sword*

What brought that on? Did you have a sudden impulse of irresistible, illogical violence?

*Takes out a puzzle of a museum.*

*Builds the puzzle*

*Pulls the museum of Horde History out of the puzzle and deposits it next to the shoppe.*

*Puts the torn flag in a guarded exhibit.*

*Replaces the first flag with a new one.*

There we go.