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ASHLEG'S HORDE

Started by Ashleg, February 19, 2016, 02:21:48 AM

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What IS this place?

A true treasure trove.
The ocean.
I like running.

Ashleg


Lord Daskar

Quote from: Groddil on February 19, 2016, 02:47:45 AM
Rebuilt Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe. Bigger and better than ever. Install a special thingy so that if the Shoppe is destroyed, either directly or indirectly, by you, you die as well.
Thank you, Groddil.

* Lord Daskar desetroys Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Hickory

I expertly throw my lightsaber, guiding it towards Daskar's back. The humming green blade emerges from his chest, slaying the enemy like it was foretold.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar dummy falls over.

* Lord Daskar watches Sage die.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

* Groddil revives Sagetip and recreates the Shoppe.

* Groddil adds a special Daskar killing device to the Shoppe so he dies if it is destroyed.

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar can't die. He is too overpowered.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Ashleg

I am also overpowered. Let's form an alliance!

Groddil

Ashleg, no! Daskar attempted to kill us at Redwall.

Ashleg

Exactly.
He is a defeated enemy. Forgive and forget!

* Ashleg fabulously drinks hot cocoa

Lady Ashenwyte

*Mixes bitter coffee into the cocoa*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lord Daskar

Quote from: Groddil on February 23, 2016, 03:44:49 AM
Ashleg, no! Daskar attempted to kill us at Redwall.
Groddil, you're part of the Imperium, don't resist alliances.

Quote from: Ashleg on February 23, 2016, 03:28:51 AM
I am also overpowered. Let's form an alliance!
Sure. How does Governor of the Earth, sound to you?
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

But...you LITERALLY JUST destroyed the Shoppe.

Ashleg

Hah. I'm Emperor of the universe, so wouldn't that be a step down? Actually, I'll pass.
*high fives Groddil and then takes a sip of hot cocoa*

...Augh!! Which one of you meanies put COFFEE in my drink?!?

Groddil

* Groddil cheers and high-fives Ashleg.

"IT WAS ASHENWYTE!!!"

Anonymous

* Anonymous shoots Groddil and Ashleg with a bazooka.

"MWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA! I, THE ANONYMOUS ONE, WILL DESTROY YOUR PITIFUL HORDE!!!!"