Whenever people ask you about the hip happening topics on the forum, direct them to this one. ;)
Natural or replacement?
My hips don't lie.
Neither do mine. That's because they can't speak.
Skarzs' hips are mute!
Poor Skars. I guess life isn't fair.
Fun fact! It's not.
oh goodness what have i let happen XD
But what is the point of this topic? :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 01:52:19 PM
Neither do mine. That's because they can't speak.
Really? Mine do all the time. *Casually pops one hip then the other* Wanna hear it again? I can almost do it on demand. :P
They refuse to be ignored.Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 10:34:46 PM
But what is the point of this topic? :P
You know. When people return and go "What's been going on" This topic is supposed to save someone from typing out the essay someone always types out.
Oh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2017, 01:07:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 01:52:19 PM
Neither do mine. That's because they can't speak.
Really? Mine do all the time. *Casually pops one hip then the other* Wanna hear it again? I can almost do it on demand. :P They refuse to be ignored.
*Screams inwardly.*
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si)
Bonita (si)
Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (si) and keep on (si)
Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)
And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore
The way you move your body, girl (just move)
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si)
Bonita (si)
Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (si) and keep on (si)
Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)
And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie (no fighting)
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto
(Uh) I know I am on tonight
My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection (Shakira, Shakira)
Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si)
Bonita (si)
Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
Señorita,
Feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
En Barranquilla se baila así
Yeah, she's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee
Like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when Pac carried crates
For Humpty Humpty we need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us? Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Baby like this is perfecto (no fighting)
Oh, you know I am on tonight
My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction
The tension
Baby, like this is perfection
No fighting
No fighting
<________________________<
*dances to music*
LETS MAKE THIS HIP HAPPENING AGAIN!
HAW YEAH :D
*high-fives TJ*
*swivels hips*
YOU LEFT ME HANGING!! *slaps TJ*
Ooooooow
...I sowwy. :'(
How is this hip happening?
The sass is strong.
That wasn't sass, sister. THIS is sass.
It's not hip to use hip anymore.
*listens to hip-hop*
Gleck.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
And I'm starting to feel it's right.
Hip hip hooray!
(http://themindrestrained.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hippie-dude-wig-499x445.jpg)
This thread is liiiiit
*Turns off the light *
*Lights a candle*
It's still liiiit
Literature? What form of literature is this thread?
liiiiit lit
*Starts a bonfire*
Sliiiiit. . . Your throat.
Yaaaas!
Why.
Why not?
*Sets a tree on fire*
*Grabs a couple of Marshmallows and sticks*
I ain't wastin' a good fire
Might as well do this then. . .
*Whips and nae naes.*
And a couple of these. . .
*Dabs.*
And now for my sponsor, Clorox!
/me engulfs Skarzs and Rosie and the rest of this thread in FLAME!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 15, 2017, 01:06:04 AM
Might as well do this then. . .
*Whips and nae naes.*
And a couple of these. . .
*Dabs.*
And now for my sponsor, Clorox!
Beautiful :'(
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2017, 01:25:13 AM
/me engulfs Skarzs and Rosie and the rest of this thread in FLAME!!!
that flame is liiiiiiiit
*sits with my hipster friends and watches thread burn*
(https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/96126/656172583/stock-photo-group-of-friends-camping-they-are-sitting-around-camp-fire-playing-guitar-and-roasted-sausages-656172583.jpg)
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2017, 11:13:16 PM
*Grabs a couple of Marshmallows and sticks*
I ain't wastin' a good fire
I like his idea. *Whips ponytail*
MAKE IT HOTTER SO I CAN MAKE STEEL FROM DIRT.
/me throws jar of White Phosphorus at Skarzs, it breaks and the White Phosphorus hits the air.
*sets fire to your hips*
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/930/949/fb4.gif)
I am proud of your liiiiiiit accomplishments, Rosie. keep it up
I shall be the most liiiiiiiit in all the land.
/me sets Rosie on fire.
Indeed you shall be!
Thanks. I feel so liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
#fabdab
Is it?
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/f1e4bd6c5f89da440f8c86cfc509dec1/tumblr_inline_mzry0wTNXi1ra1dm5.gif)
**shows up with a bucket of water**
**dumps it on topic**
**does hip dance**
*Also does hip dance*
*throws Rosie in air and starts dancing with her*
*Faceplants onto the floor*
**cries over Rosie's dead body**
Who said she died?!
She face planted on the floor. I don't think she can survive that.
There are moments that the words don't reach
There is suffering to terrible to name.
You hold your child as tight as you can
And push away the unimaginable
There are moments when you're in so deep
It seems easier to just swim down
The Hamiltons move uptown
And learn to live with the unimaginable
"I spent hours in the garden"
"I walk alone to the store"
"It's Quiet Uptown, I never liked the quiet before."
"I take the children to church on Sunday"
"A sign of the cross at the door"
"And I pray"
"That never used to happen before"
If you see him in street
Walking by himself, talking to himself have pity.
He is going through the unimaginable
. . . What?
"Phillip you would like it uptown, it's quiet uptown"
What are you guys quoting?
"Look at where we are"
"Look at where we started"
"I know I don't deserve you Eliza"
"But hear me out. That would be enough..."
"If I could spare his life"
"If I could trade his life for mine,"
Then it will be TIME TO DINE.
ON HIS FLESH.
"He'd be standing here right now"
"And you would smile-and that would be enough!"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kCrGOt5ojlVbG/giphy.gif)
*Screams*
*Cackles*
/me only came here because "hip" was in the title
Søren must be a hip.
And because you used that word you are no longer "hip".
The word "Soren"?
:O
Being hip is liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ab crabs, am i right?
Gross.
gonna
*Bump*
GOOD RUSSA
BUMP THE THREADS THAT MATTER
**lit hip bumps into the topic**
;D ;D >:D ;D ;D
PARTY TIME!!!!
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on December 29, 2017, 05:42:11 PM
**lit hip bumps into the topic**
;D ;D >:D ;D ;D
PARTY TIME!!!!
THIS IS GONNA BE A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT PARTY
Totally! LIIIIIIIT!!!
*Breathes*
Spoiler
*Screams*
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*Swings gently as a dry wind brushes at my dead body.*
/me spontaneously combusts.
*wants lit stuff*
ME LIKES FIRE.
this is like totes lit and on fleek, fam
*Crumbles into dust.*
*Sweeps up the Skar-Dust and throws it in the trash* HEY TJ!! NICE TO SEE YA. SORRY YOU HAD TO COME BACK TO SUCH A DUSTY FORUM.
*From the trash bin.* This is where I belong.
and very rightly so.
Along with your lingo.
Ooooooooh
OOOOOoooooOiooHHHHHH
Roasted.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Wow. How dare you.
IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:00:03 PM
Quote from: 321tumbler on December 30, 2017, 04:58:38 PM
Roasted.
Peanuts.
WHAT IF SOMEONE'S ALLERGIC TO THOSE? YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THEM DIE? (As typing that I thought of Juliet's line "And let me DIE". Maybe I've been doing to much R&J rehearsal. ;D)
*SCREECHES*
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
NOOOOOOOOO.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss.
*swivels hips*
That's fancy. I do not have that kind of coordination.
I do, though.
PROVE IT.
Um. . . No? You guys would rip out your eyes.
I don't have eyes.
So you type with braille?
No, I type with my mind and antennae.
My point still stands. I weird out my sisters when I do it better than them.
That's what your job is.
Of course.
*Finger guns at Tumbler*
*tries to finger gun back, but ends up falling over*
You fail.
We all fail.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2017, 01:07:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 10:34:46 PM
But what is the point of this topic? :P
You know. When people return and go "What's been going on" This topic is supposed to save someone from typing out the essay someone always types out.
Seems like I missed a lot of important stuff. ::)
I always fail.
Quote from: Belladonna on December 30, 2017, 07:13:37 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2017, 01:07:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 10:34:46 PM
But what is the point of this topic? :P
You know. When people return and go "What's been going on" This topic is supposed to save someone from typing out the essay someone always types out.
Seems like I missed a lot of important stuff. ::)
Not really. (Only the big forum contest.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 07:35:25 PM
Quote from: Belladonna on December 30, 2017, 07:13:37 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2017, 01:07:30 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 09, 2017, 10:34:46 PM
But what is the point of this topic? :P
You know. When people return and go "What's been going on" This topic is supposed to save someone from typing out the essay someone always types out.
Seems like I missed a lot of important stuff. ::)
Not really. (Only the big forum contest.)
Mkay.
Quote from: 321tumbler on December 30, 2017, 07:27:12 PM
I always fail.
Failure is only failure when it is taken as final.
This place is liiiiiiit
Only because I can't post again on topics I posted last on.
Sometimes I wonder. Do you post just for the sake of posting?
NO.
Yes. . .
That explains so much! :D
I AM TRYING TO KEEP THINGS GOING.
Well, thoughtful posts are a lot better than many posts with no meaning.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 18, 2018, 03:29:02 PM
I AM TRYING TO KEEP THINGS GOING.
Well honey I gotta tell ya all most of those posts make me go "Mmmmmm yeah no okay bye topic."
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 18, 2018, 03:45:25 PM
Well, thoughtful posts are a lot better than many posts with no meaning.
Lot easier to respond to. . . Lot more
fun to respond to. . .
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 18, 2018, 03:45:25 PM
Well, thoughtful posts are a lot better than many posts with no meaning.
Interesting...my posts seem to be responded to a lot with interest...but they have no meaning. ;D
Yeah but they're interesting. Or just too odd to not ignore. :laugh:
k i'll make a leafing topic that'll get lots of psots
>_<
They're some of the most lucrative topics on the forum!
:P
*flops back into topic hips first*
It hurts my brain thinking about how that could possibly work.
Imagine a back or front tuck. So her legs are folded up into her chest, therefore, her hips fall in first.
That's her rump.
For her hips to go first she'd like have to bend her legs backward completely.
If you count that, then she would have to actually remove her pelvis, and throw it upside-down onto the floor.
Yeah. . . That' why I said it was making my head hurt to think about.
Simple enough. Get a running start, and jump and turn sideways. Arch your body so your hipsmare angled down. Boom. Hip first. Theres lots of ways to flop on ones hips.
Ow.
Ouch Corn
O/
|__
↙ \
Like so?
I just see lines...
It's a stick person.
I never said it was pain-free or fun... Just that its possible.
Im with Rosie on this one. It looks confusing.
You wanna try? :P
Shut up and dance with me
Skarzs
O_______________________o
no
I think I see the stick person.
It kinda looks like a duck.
I can tell that it's a stick person.
Like, with its mouth open as it happily quacks.
What, like the leg and the arm make up the duck's mouth, and the head is the eye?
Exactly.
I guess. . . . . . .
:D
-^-
...
MM. SIMPLETONS. MMMMMM.
Huh?
It's happening.
Beware! The terrible day which was foretold draws nigh... IT IS HAPPENING AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
THE DAY OF THE RETURN OF THE MORMONS!!!
I don't know. Is Maudie still around?
Nope. But with you here we have hope.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 26, 2018, 06:46:54 PM
I don't know. Is Maudie still around?
I've seen her on a bit recently. Never says anything though. Which is fine.
*Swivels hips.*
Scary.
*Does a hula dance.*
/me averts eyes.
8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D
/me is feeling on top of the world rn
^-^
YEY! *TACKLEHUGS SOR*
*restrains Rosie*
*sobs*
*punches Ashleg*
*hugs Rosie*
o_o
Oh just deal with it.
/me eats Ashleg
*Hacks my way out of your stomach with a fire axe*
*laughs*
SAME.
*Stuffs Del into a trash can* STAY.
*The trash can hops along devouring forum members.*
Oy vey.
So, while that goes on in the background, what is hip and happening, y'all?
We have breaking news that there is a new roleplay starting!
Started by member danflorreguba, it has gotten some traction, but has yet to gain sufficient player count to launch. Who will be the gallant hero who will join the incredible new escapade into roleplaying?
In other news, people are ignoring my art thread.
.....*Goes to look at Skarzs's art thread*
:')
Ship.
-_- This is the first post I see you make in a long time. . .
Because I only make quality posts
Your definition of quality is not the same as mine.
Hers is better in this case.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 24, 2018, 12:56:03 AM
Your definition of quality is not the same as mine.
*starts to giggle uncontrollably*
._.
Laugh laugh laugh har har har tricks are for kids.
Considering rabbits are herbivores.
(https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/grub/2017/04/05/05-trix-rabbit.w710.h473.2x.jpg)
Fruit. Plants. Aye?
Made from grains. That would be unhealthy for it, I think.
*Laughs* Goofballs.
If they were actually fruits, he might be okay.
We feed our guinea pig banana. It's so funny because he is used to eating crunchy stuff.
I feed my dog banana. He likes it. Animals like banana. Don't know the reason.
Except for fish.
I have heard that fish don't like the smell of bananas.
Seems these fish are void of smell!
Maybe just freshwater fish.
Any fish is good as long as it likes banana.
Explain "good".
Quality fer Onionz tae eat Zquazh 'eadz fer lunch.
Good, I like them.
Alive or as sushi.
(https://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2010/02/02_65.jpg?alias=standard_900x600nc)
Mmmm.
Dumbledore Vaz 'ere.
Said Voldemort.
Ni!
Said the Knight.
A is the last number of the alphabet.
On a scale of A to fish, how ten are you?
Jonah.
:OOOOOOOOOO
Ah loike Fizhy Crackerz!
I've (kinda) met Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Cool!
^ Oh?
Where at, Del?
The ARNOLD Fencing Classic of course! ;D
._.
http://www.arnoldsportsfestival.com/usa/ (http://www.arnoldsportsfestival.com/usa/)
Mm.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oOsOK6hRM9w/WdRAcnxtkxI/AAAAAAAAArE/KTtJN54oAxQlsCVxThgOLVvxHPuO9tEcgCK8BGAs/s512/2017-10-03.png)
TJ wanted me to make an ab crab
What in season's name is that.
It's ab crab, TJ's loyal companion. Like Zombie Pinata but much better.
Okaaay.
How about this ab slab? *Points to stomach.*
ewwwww
BIG OL' SLAB OF ROCK-HARD AB.
*Barfs*
Ha ha ha haa!
*Still barfing*
*Is confused*
*Is also confused*
A tip fer 'ov tae get a zhreaded body:
Zaid Tip
Ztick yerzelf in a meat grinder.
Great advice!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2018, 02:23:35 AM
A tip fer 'ov tae get a zhreaded body:
Zaid Tip
Ztick yerzelf in a meat grinder.
For some reason Russa doesn't puke at THAT, but does at the sight of defined abdominal muscles. -_-
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Menvhoile...
SWEDISH CHEF! ;D
Why are you forcing Tumbler to clean it? Do it yourself.
Zpam in ze lunchbox at zchool...
Ach...
Quote from: Ashleg on May 03, 2018, 03:11:55 AM
SWEDISH CHEF! ;D
Swedis che
swedi chee
swed chees
swe cheese
sw cheese
swi cheese
swis cheese
Swiss cheese!
Yer formula 'az 'olez in it.
Your holes have formulas in them
Und zere vent ze zeory o' Gravity...
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-07-2015/X4diw_.gif)
I refuse.
I agree.
Ah Duel.
You want to throw hands?
*Brings out pistols and sabres.*
*impales you on my pointy knee.*
*Barfs*
Quote from: Ashleg on May 11, 2018, 01:10:31 PM
You want to throw hands?
Aye zure. *Pullz oot a bag und ztartz zrovin' variouz 'andz from it tae Ashleg*
my lubby is chubby for my hubby: abbey the crabby
Come again?
Her lubby is chubby for her hubby! Which was said by Abbey the Crabby. Don't you pay any attention Russa? ;D
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on May 12, 2018, 03:10:15 PM
my lubby is chubby for my hubby: abbey the crabby
Utter nonsense.
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on May 12, 2018, 03:10:15 PM
my lubby is chubby for my hubby: abbey the crabby
(https://assets.rbl.ms/14610783/980x.jpg)
What's hip-happening?
I suppose it depends on what is hip-hoppeting.
Freddy is. *Freddy hip-hoppets*
DW has to be one of the most annoying characters to come out of any cartoon.
DORA WINIFRED! DORA WINIFRED!
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4a4617513d81511eab7029a1f22636f/tumblr_niqidrp4dq1tl25z7o1_400.gif)
Arthur was a good cartoon. :D
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/internet_lies_arthur.gif)
I still really like Arthur. It's actually hilarious a lot of the time, and semi-smart. A lot better than the nonsensical stuff with lame art and animation that passes for a cartoon these days.
The newer seasons with the jerky animation and politically correct plots are completely terrible, though.
There are some.puns in that show that I didn't catch until recently.
The first season or two were awkward, and anything after 12 or 13 was pretty meh, but that 10ish season span in the center was great! I mean, everyone knows having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.
^ Hahaha! That song comes into my head every so often XD. That, and 'Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Jekyll...'
"Who is Dewey?"
"Just a little homework tonight."
Heh.
Right then. So who is your favorite character? I've always liked Brain, but I like Mr Ratburn too.
It's a tie between Binky and Mr. Ratburn.
"Did someone say cake?"
Just 'dropping off the summer reading list'. Yeah. Sure.
Arguably his 2nd most humanizing episode after the Blizzard.
Yeah.
Our family has three or four tapes recorded of Arthur.
Spoiler
(https://img.memecdn.com/arthur-memes-xddd-lol-diet-memes-420-69_o_6854097.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc4AJvBZtLL6hNb0RNhcP39uf7Uec-lYL35iH5vkjfpj-PWcls)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/96/5b/7d965b7ad1c2b77da1bbf24f34e8b35d.jpg)
...Und zen Ze Tomatoez came.......
(https://m.popkey.co/8dabd1/GJvyQ_s-200x150.gif)
Sounds terrifying.
Call the Italians.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTslZdRPYjmDRGbzpFqO8H9gMId3Gw9MO1iO8hoL6W0iKvUc2AJw-rOpBvI)
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 16, 2018, 02:56:56 PM
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Ha! I liked how 'knowing'
Arthur was with things like that throughout the series. :D
*Ze Tomatoez eat Mario*
*Mario eats the tomato and escapes*
*Ze Killer Carrotz catch Mario und brin' 'im back fer Ze Killer Tomatoez tae eat*
(https://scarletthefilmmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/giphy.gif)
*Mario tries to fight back, but knows his efforts are useless against the might of The Killer Tomatoes*
*Ze Killer Tomatoez cackle zinizterly und eat Mario*
*Mario's screams can be heard miles away as he is eaten by the vicious Killer Tomatoes*
Mario'z remainz:
(https://rottenink.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes-movie-still-5.gif)
It's time to get my family involved, then.
More food fer Ze Killer Tomatoez...
We eat tomatoes like candy. Bring it.
:o :o so this is what happens if I leave this topic alone for a few months? XD
Yes. I end up posting last then nothing happens.
::) you know that is not what i meant ::)
Yep.
I mean, it was a few months. Not days. Not weeks, even. Months.
ALSO HI TJ NICE TO SEE YA!
PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKER'Z MAN!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RJvU1sGqRHmyQ/giphy.gif)
BAKE ME A CAKE UND ZROV IN...ZOME BRAINZ!!!!! MUVAHAHAAHAHHAAAAHAHAAHA!!!
Alzae,
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xKJdxW3YOKeZi/giphy.gif)
Good thing I ain't Barbara.
Bye bye, Barbara.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/Keenjoy/Barbaramanatee.jpg)
hello Barbra. And Larry.
MANATEE.
Are you trying to contradicted me for when I said you never post in all caps? By posting in all caps on several different threads?
No.
_ /
o.O
reeeeeeaaaaallllyyyyyy????????
Yes. You just haven't been on enough to know me. -^-
Yeah, he posts in all caps sometimes.
Very well.
.... That's from 2016.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 23, 2018, 02:25:45 AM
Start here, and read on.
I need to save this forever.
Lol
Und zen Brave Zir Robin ran avaaa'......
*Trips Brave Sir Robin before he makes it to the door*
What shall we do with him?
We shall...dispose of him. ^-^
My childhood.
Brave Sir Robin is your childhood?
I was gone for a month.... What's hip happening?
Toenails and belly button fuzz.
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40800000/Hiss-walt-disneys-robin-hood-40857220-460-275.gif)
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Priceless_zps1lc27hti.jpeg)
PRICELESS.
Hehe.
My own reaction pics.
Nice.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 31, 2018, 07:47:29 PM
*Trips Brave Sir Robin before he makes it to the door*
Vot iz a door daein' in ze middle o' a forezt? Anyvay, let uz feed 'im tae ze Killer Rabbit!
It's a door into Brockhall.
Vot vaz Brave Zir Robin daein' in Brockhall? Let uz feed 'im tae ze Killer Rabbit!
*Gestures to a cage with a large bunny huddled inside* What are we waiting for?
How should we do it?
I don't know. I've never fed someone to a rabbit before.
Piece by piece? Or shall I squish him and turn him into jelly.
May'apz ve zhould chop off Brave Zir Robin'z earz firzt...Zat could be a ztart.
*Sharpens a spoon.*
Ze Doctor iz nae gaein' tae loike zat ve're uzin' 'iz foightin' Zpoon fer zuch a deed.
Meh.
Are we sure a spoon is the best tool for the job?
Why wouldn't it be?
I dunno. Wouldn't something larger work better?
Who said it wasn't a giant spoon? ;D
Scalpels are small. Spoons are bigger than scalpels.
Touché.
It will be painless.
I severely doubt that.
Shall we try it on you first to find out?
At least it's easier than performing surgery with one of those plastic knives.
Indeed.
So going back to the most active day (post-wise) of the most active month. I found that I contributed exactly 7 posts out of 1084, or 0.64575645756457564575645756457565%. Interesting huh? ;D
No.
For science?
Nah, I don't think so. Just try it out on Brave Sir Robin.
*Nods.* For science.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2e50d1fb5b4f66606b73384ca5965732/tenor.gif?itemid=3569979)
That is actually perfect.
Now, good Sir Robin. Your ears are looking very removable right now.
Indeed.
Ah vonder vot ze rezt o' Ze Knightz O' Ze Zemi-Round Table are daein' ze noo... Ah 'ope zey 'avenae gone tae Camelot again. I' tiz a zilly place.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 09, 2018, 09:23:37 PM
Indeed.
"Walks around with Sir Robin's ears on my own head.*
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40800000/Hiss-walt-disneys-robin-hood-40857220-460-275.gif)
Toughen up. He's fine.
His hearing won't be, though.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2018, 05:12:13 AM
Toughen up. He's fine.
*Watches Skarzs walking around with Robin's ears* Yes...but are you?
Yes. . . Are you?
*Gaez tae ztart vroitin'*
Yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2018, 06:13:55 AM
Yes. . . Are you?
Not yet, but my psychologist says I've really improved! :D
I am your psychologist.
*A Duck beginz quackin'*
What have I just watched.
Nae zure. May'apz ye could vatch ziz inztead:
Has my improvement left you speechless? :D
Hardly.
Tuna bevare - ye're in fer a zcare.
Tuna?
Aye.
Mm.
*Dabs*
I won't squish you because you're new.
I will incinerate you without second thought. Dabbing is not recognized or tolerated as a dance here, prepare to be purified by fire! >:D Welcome to the CELLARS!!! ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 02, 2018, 10:59:26 PM
I won't squish you because you're new.
I am sure they feel soooo safe now xD
Why wouldn't he?
i don't feel safe because someone is trying to
INCINERATE
me!
Who?
Delthion :P
Del, do I have to be the good guy here and tell you to be nice to the new guy?
Usually it's me being told off. ._.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 04, 2018, 11:05:15 PM
Del, do I have to be the good guy here and tell you to be nice to the new guy?
THIS
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 05, 2018, 12:23:19 AM
I was somewhat joking around.
I see.
*sigh* I still suck at figuring this out...
I have a unique sense of humor.
Very droll. ;D
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on October 04, 2018, 11:06:04 PM
THIS
I am being nice to the new guy, not including him would mean that I wanted him gone! ;)
Lol.
So saying that you will incinerate me is a good thing?
It means that we accept you into our community. ;D
He eats us on a regular basis.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on October 05, 2018, 12:33:15 AM
I see.
*sigh* I still suck at figuring this out...
General rule of thumb: It's not serious until proven otherwise, especially when it involves other members.
Quote from: Delthion on October 05, 2018, 01:57:04 PM
It means that we accept you into our community. ;D
Yep. You don't even get the trial period!!! Congratulations. You're stuck with us now.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2018, 04:53:13 PM
Yep. You don't even get the trial period!!! Congratulations. You're stuck with us now.
Nooo I don't wanna be stuck, I can't! I'll have to be hip forever!
Oh, believe me, that'll be the least of your worries. >:D
Quote from: Kreg on October 05, 2018, 06:19:19 PM
Nooo I don't wanna be stuck, I can't! I'll have to be hip forever!
I'm not hip. There is hope for you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 05, 2018, 07:17:48 PM
I'm not hip. There is hope for you.
Yay!
Also
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2018, 06:32:18 PM
Oh, believe me, that'll be the least of your worries. >:D
What will my worries be?!?!
Dumpster juice, being eaten, Freddy the Froad, baby turtle, oh, and Del's weddings. We also can't forget the Death Defying Beavers, either. It's quite an adventure.
*eats Freddy, thorws baby tutrle in the dumpste juice, marries Del with a DDB*
..... That does settle things quite nicely, doesn't it?
*Squishes all.*
baby turtle deserves it. Trust us when we say that. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on October 06, 2018, 02:20:05 PM
baby turtle deserves it. Trust us when we say that. ;D
Why?
There has never been a more evil thing on the forum.
Forget all the cuteness of baby turtles. The fact that baby turtle is a baby turtle is irrelevant. It's a monstrous entity.
It started wars.
It destroyed order.
It murdered millions.
All in its own name. o_o
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 06, 2018, 10:54:47 PM
It started wars.
It destroyed order.
It murdered millions.
All in its own name. o_o
Oh no!
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486721569620492293/497571964454436864/scarzz.png)
Now we do not speak its name.
*Voldemort, Rita Repulsa, Sauron, Missy, Darth Sidious, und Ze Joker valk in togezer und ztart dancin' ze 'oky-pokey*
They put their evil side in.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2018, 12:51:48 AM
Dumpster juice, being eaten, Freddy the Froad, baby turtle, oh, and Del's weddings. We also can't forget the Death Defying Beavers, either. It's quite an adventure.
*Covers Freddy's ears* She didn't mean it, Freddy. You are beloved by all.
Except that not everyone agrees with that.
*Puts earplugs in Freddy's ears* Please, he's just a child!
He's ... Two? Three? In forum years. Which is *old* in frog/toad years, so I imagine Freddy is easily in his adulthood.
Yes, if it weren't for the accident...
He should have been dead long ago.
No, no, I mean the accident where he fell into a vat filled with an unknown, but eerily glowing substance. His youth returned and now he glows in the dark! :D
His mind still aged though, right? Also glowing in the dark is generally not a good thing.
He's a child at heart...?
'e regenerated! Toime Laird Froadz, Ach...
*peers in*
Welcome to the forums Kreg! And special welcome to the best topic on the forums! THIS ONE!
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on October 09, 2018, 03:43:08 AM
*peers in*
Welcome to the forums Kreg! And special welcome to the best topic on the forums! THIS ONE!
Wrong.
Beeeevaaaaaaare..........Muvahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
*Hides in a closet*
*Closet comes to life and swallows Russa whole.*
A closet after Delthion's heart.
*Hacks my way out of the closet with an ax* *Sets the closet on fire* *Cowers behind a friendly bush*
*friendly bush comes to life and swallows Russa whole.*
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE! >:D
Too friendly.
*Inside the bush* It seemed so friendly! I never expected it to come to life and swallow me whole. Oh well. *Cuts my way out with hedge clippers*
Maybe you were safer in there. It only swallowed you; he didn't eat you.
True. *Climbs back inside the bush*
But now you killed it. :(
*The clippers, jealous of Russa's trust in the bush, come to life and eat the bush and Russa whole.*
Murder.
Indeed.
*Eats a hole in the clippers and escapes*
*Ze Zcizzorz-Appreciation Club zuez Russa*
Where is this firm's credentials?
Yeah, where are they? *Eats the rest of the clippers*
She is turning into Delthion.
*Regurgitates the clippers* What was that?
You heard me right. No need to check your ears.
Nah, I only eat what's trying to kill me.
So does he. (And more, of course.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2018, 10:16:16 PM
Nah, I only eat what's trying to kill me.
Suddenly Slothunog appears!!! And promptly tries eating Russa. Slithering across the land though is a little awkward... but the monster is just as quick as it is seemingly out of place!
Better run. Delthion isn't a picky eater.
/me eats the Slothonug.
Hmm, tastes like lobster! Wish I had some butter with me...
Maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE eating him.
That would've been better yes...
Quote from: Delthion on October 30, 2018, 02:09:17 AM
/me eats the Slothonug.
y.... you just... you just ate Slothunog it was there but nope now it's not and... 0.o
Welcome to the Cellars, Captain.
We're the monsters here.
Welcome, to the Inferno.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yr7n0u3qzO9nG/giphy.gif)
Does anyone wanna be trade ranks and become admin/responsible of this barbaric nightmare I've discovered that is the cellars community?
This is fine and I feel safe being here.
I'll trade places!
No no no. It is in the best interest of the Cellars for me to become admin. >:D
Yeah, no, I don't think so. You'd just cannibalize everyone, Del.
No no, I would turn these cellar-beasts into an army unseen by the nations of the world! Together we would take down the governments and eat their people! form many realms with each of us ruling over one country!
(Yikes I'm tired, I've been writing stuff for the past two days. And apparently it's taken its toll. ;D)
::)
Headinanothergalaxy is clearly the perfect candidate.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 30, 2018, 11:15:57 PM
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Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Getz zat look in 'iz eye vhen 'e ztartz zettin' zin'z on fire, alzough zat iz 'ov it lookz tae begin viz*
Und nyet, nae interezted in bein' an Admin. Bein' a member iz more fun. *Zetz Captain' Tammo'z 'air on fire vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
Maybe "perfect" wasn't the right word. :P
What'ssss thissssss???
Only the craziest part of the forum.
This time I will learn from my mistake!
/me applies a liberal amount of butter to Asmodeus, and eats him.
Much better! ;D
Mm. Snake flesh.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 31, 2018, 01:52:26 AM
Und nyet, nae interezted in bein' an Admin. Bein' a member iz more fun. *Zetz Captain' Tammo'z 'air on fire vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
Not-uh! Force field!
He understands.
Quote from: Captain Tammo on October 31, 2018, 11:19:26 PM
Not-uh! Force field!
*A Dovin basal ripz ze force field ava; Continuez zettin' fire tae Captain Tammo'z 'air, laughin' gleefully ze entire toime*
*Sprays Tammo with fire-retardant.*
*Hands Tammo a balloon*
A balloon? Why a balloon?
I don't think even she knows.
Yeah, there was no particular reason.
She's just a kind-hearted individual.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/v3diyHY05iQ8/giphy.gif)
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 08, 2018, 03:04:13 AM
*Sprays Tammo with fire-retardant.*
*Zetz Captain Tammo'z 'ead 'on fire viz Greek Fire*
/me joins the circus and eats the Greek Fire. ;D
Behold: The only man- er. . . (hedgehog?) Individual in the world capable of such a feat!
Something like that. ;D
Sooooooo. . . What's happening?
Stuff.
You? ;D
Gonna spend all morning preparing food for Thanksgiving.
Noice. I get to wait all morning until Thanksgiving Dinner is ready, my mother and sisters enjoy making it a lot, so I don't interfere with that. ;D
Wow, letting the women do all the work in the kitchen. How sexist is that?
How terrible. You have to suffer through hours of waiting to eat. How will you ever survive?
Our turkey's done cooking, but we're still preparing the rest of the food. *Is starving*
Aw, it'll be cold.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 22, 2018, 05:20:25 PM
Wow, letting the women do all the work in the kitchen. How sexist is that?
How terrible. You have to suffer through hours of waiting to eat. How will you ever survive?
By snacking. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 22, 2018, 06:38:20 PM
Aw, it'll be cold.
Nah, we put foil over it to keep the heat in.
*Shrugs.* Too late to change anything now.
You know what's happening?
Tammo has two accounts. Or there are two Tammos.
(https://i.postimg.cc/c4r5gstB/Screenshot-20181213-122444.png)
How peculiar.
...
Or it is because he duplicated himself to better rule us.
Wait, Skarzs has a profile picture?
No?
He does in the screenshot he posted.
Yes, I do.
You don't.
Odd, it's never showed up for me.
Yeah, I am picless.
It isn't showing up for me, either. The pic in the screenshot is the same one he had for Halloween, but it's not showing up for me. I assumed he had gotten rid of it.
Oh.
I have no ideas for a pic right now.
I saw that profile pic of Skarzs' for the first day and nothing beyond that.
Mm. Sad face.
*Plays a mournful tune on a violin*
Russa fiddles while Head burns.
*Throws a bucket of water on Head* *Continues fiddling*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 27, 2018, 10:45:24 PM
Russa fiddles while Head burns.
Is she distantly related to Nero or something?
No relation. Just emulation.
In my defense, I didn't know Head was burning when I started.
A dubious alibi!
ur mum
(https://media.giphy.com/media/j5L3d1kU9zwHu/giphy.gif)
Lol.
My new favorite gif. I have a response to Ashleg now.
Guests are good at finding random and amusing things.
Indeed.
Yes, very much so.
Yup!
*gives Russa falafel*
Can I have some?
*gives Jarky falafel kebab*
*Licks lips*
Tabbouleh!
Tabby cat
No, you shouldn't put cats in tabbouleh, it would ruin the flavour.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 13, 2019, 01:03:47 AM
No, you shouldn't put cats in tabbouleh, it would ruin the flavour.
^^^
*Barges into topic blowing a trumpet* What's this?
*begins to play bagpipes*
*finishes Amazing Grace and starts The Mull of Kintyre*
*Starts doing traditional Swedish kulning.*
*plays guitar*
*Yodels*
*begins to sing The Lonely Goatherd*
*puts clogs on my hips*
I thought clogs were supposed to go on feet?
That's what I wanted to know.
^Indeed.
So...?
This is called the hip happening forum topic for a reason ;D
What does 'hip' mean, exactly?
The outside corners of the pelvis.
That's what I thought. I still have no idea what it has to do with clogs.
No one knows.
Ve could azk Freddy. Russa?
Oh boy.
... What?
Freddy the froad.
#froadfriend
I can't believe you have never seen his backstory.
What about Ford the frood?
Or Fiddle the Floop?
Clearly you did not get my reference. Don't panic, and don't forget your towel.
And I just realised that this is page 42.
Er... okay? *Looks for a towel*
Hitchiker's reference (as if you didn't already know. :P)
Should I link Freddy's backstory?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 07, 2019, 08:18:19 PM
Should I link Freddy's backstory?
You could if you want.
I think I shall.
As Russa put it," Behold, ye olde writings (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6820.msg348133#msg348133)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 07, 2019, 09:26:58 PM
I think I shall.
As Russa put it," Behold, ye olde writings (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6820.msg348133#msg348133)
:o What a sad story... :P
It kinda is, now that I think of it.
*Sniff* Poor froady...
Okay, this is obviously a very important piece of history. Thanks for sharing it.
This topic doesn't seem quite so hip happening anymore.
*Acoustic jazz starts playing.*
'Sup bro?
Gah, where did you come from?
My mom and dad.
Wonderful.
You never know, these days.
If you're talking geographically (forum geography) teleporting is a thing.
I prefer skipping...
TO THE BEAT.
Or beating someone at a game. Want to play chess?
Nah, want to play Halo 2?
Nah, want to play Coup?
That one's pretty fun.
I am the duke and I take three coins.
You're bluffing! You don't have a duke!
Of course I do.
Spoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/coup/images/1/10/Duke.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20190316031347)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2019, 02:38:35 AM
Ve could azk Freddy. Russa?
My apologies, I didn't see this until now. *Freddy jumps out of my backpack and begins to croak out a friendly greeting* Freddy is very happy to meet you all. *Freddy croaks some more* Unfortunately, he does not know the answer to your question. He's as confused as the rest of us.
Where did you learn to speak, uh, froad?
...Duolingo?
Wow, I didn't even know that course was available! Simply incredible.
Yup, quite amazing.
So how is Freddy doing?
Not too well, I'm afraid. He just got back from a trip to Siberia where he found out that his beloved Uncle Festus had died of the plague. Aunt Olga had to sell their best cow to cover the funeral expenses. It's all very sad.
I'm just amazed they're able to survive in Siberia at all. It's rather cold over there, or so I hear.
I'm sorry for his loss, though. Is Aunt Olga safe from the plague?
She hasn't shown any symptoms, but she's quarantined herself in the outhouse just to be safe.
As good a place as any, I suppose
*enters both hips first*
Picturing that.....
meh, it's the Cellars.
TJ!!!! Thou art still alive!
For a short period.
Indeed. Death taketh away the youthful youth.
...I should probably go back to sleep.
*Exists, all hips equal*
*exits, pursued by a bear*
*Has the most happening hips about.*
I'm hip-happy for you.
Indeed. Hip-hip hooray!
*Hip hops about with happening hips, clearly the hippest beast around, as it so happens.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 13, 2020, 06:27:31 PM
*Hip hops about with happening hips, clearly the hippest beast around, as it so happens.*
MY hips are surely happening and I must tell all of this momentous occasion as it is super interesting and unprecedented as hips often cease to exist more often than not....
Hips cease to exist on a regular occasion? That's not very hip happening!
It truly is not but alas there is absolutely nothing we can do about it!
*Breaks my hip.*
Skarzs used to be all hips, but no longer.
Tragedy.
Not really.
If you say so.
Don't do it,
@Kreg! Keep your hips attached to the rest of your bod!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 08:34:48 PM
Skarzs used to be all hips, but no longer.
These hips don't lie.
This topic is so weird. :D
Skarkira, the latest superhit of Redwall Forums.
I wanted to laugh so hard at that.
Guys! My hips are happening!
Eew. Make them stop.
How dare you.
:laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 19, 2020, 06:33:15 AM
:laugh:
Spoiler
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*Hips continue happening*
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
My hip got borked. It is no longer happening. I'm a failure.
You're not a failure! You're just... Unsuccessful.
You're not a failure, Kade. I smile every time I look at your profile picture.
Aww.
You shush.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 24, 2020, 02:09:43 AM
You're not a failure, Kade. I smile every time I look at your profile picture.
So... I- I failed to even
fail? Noooooooooo! *Hobbles away crying.*
*sighs in exasperation and follows* If you failed to fail then you succeeded. That's how double negatives work.
So... so I'm a actually a succeeder?
(https://media.tenor.co/images/539806f24a1bffc904bbbfb65449701f/tenor.gif)
;D
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/7c/ea/847cea07a992b589590482e75b7147c8.gif)
Ok *Thumbs up.*
^-^
My hips have started happening once more, oh joyous day. Come. Watch. Be amazed.
I'd. . .I'd rather not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 05:00:24 PM
My hips have started happening once more, oh joyous day. Come. Watch. Be amazed.
Say please.
Have it your way then. *sits down and closes eyes*
Probably for the best. Don't wanna make you jealous or anything.
*opens one eye* Excuse me?
^-^
*lays back and sighs, closing eyes again*
'Cause my hips are way more happening than yours.
Is that so? *doesn't open eyes* Also, that's 'far' not 'way'.
It's accepted in common parlance, heathen.
And yes, it is so. Hah.
Hah yourself.
And if anybeast is a heathen, it is you, hir nin.
#rude
^-^ As you wish, hir nin.