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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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Groddil

Granted. You come first place. In the pre-schooler division.

You are mocked relentlessly for the rest of your days.



I wish for infinite wishes!

Feles

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Granted, but none of the rest are granted.

I wish that paradoxes caused two second black holes.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Skyblade

Granted, but they also don't.

I wish I always knew what's the moral thing to do.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

James Gryphon

Granted, but knowing it and doing it are two different things.

I wish that I could create great changes to the forum only by thinking about it.
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Maudie

Granted, but every thought you ever have for the forum happens. The forum goes crazy.

I wish for eel. ;D
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Skyblade

#3125
Granted, but it's going to cost you a million and one dollars.

EDIT: Somehow, I got confused and combined this game with the Million Dollars one. Whatever, enjoy your corrupted wish :P

I wish for three correct answers to any questions I choose.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

James Gryphon

Granted, but they're bad questions:
"What's 2+2?"
"Is the earth round?"
"How does the intermingling of hypertonic fluids through diffusion and osmosis work?"

You're very depressed by the fact that you wasted your chance to get answers to any questions, and are voted out by the person below you. You were the Detective.

;)

I wish that I had computer-like control over my brain and the thoughts therein.
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Feles

Granted. But you got a virus that corrupted all of your brain cells.

I wish I had telekinesis.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Groddil

Granted, but your powers only work on lamps. Once per day.

I wish for immortality.

Skyblade

#3129
Granted! It will be shipped to you in an indestructible box, within two-three work days.

(I edited it. The first one made no sense :P)

I wish I was better at critical thinking.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

James Gryphon

Granted. You think critically all the time now, constantly picking apart and pointing out mistakes in each and every thing that anybody else does. You can't give anyone a straight compliment; you always have to note how things were flawed and could have been done better. As a result of this, you become an obnoxious person to be around, and everyone shuns you, a behavior that you note is very ill-advised, given your ability to improve their actions and way of thinking.

I wish for pretzels.
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321tumbler

Granted. You get a whole gallon full, but they are unsalted.

I wish that my brother was getting back from college sooner than May.

Groddil

Granted. His body'll be returned to you tomorrow for the funeral.

I wish for a paradox.

James Gryphon

Granted. The two docks fall out of the sky and hit you on the head. You die.

I wish our dog wasn't such a big bully.
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Hickory

He stops bothering you, but at the same time stops bothering other dogs, they, in turn, get him back for beating them up, therefore leaving him with new bruises and cuts each day.

I wish this fleet battle in Stellaris had turned out better.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.