1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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Redwallfan7

Switch the items in the laundry section with the items in the fruit section
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Dannflower Reguba

then switch the items in the fruit section with the items in the media section!
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Redwallfan7

Grab a black marker, and scratch out the titles on the DVDs in the media section.

"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

MatthiasMan

71. Put on sale tags on every item, for 80% off.

Wisteria Wild Cat

71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
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Tiria Wildlough

72. Juggle with the items at the checkout.
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Dannflor

 Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going there
Quote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AM
71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
ha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha
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Dannflor

Quote from: Dannflor on May 08, 2012, 06:25:09 PM
Take a pellet gun and break it put it back and seal the package so that when a person buys it they get mad and quit going there
Quote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 08, 2012, 02:31:50 AM
71. Call the cops and say that a clerk just assaulted you. Though she was just trying to kill that spider on your shoulder..
ha ha ha ha hahe ha ha ha
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AbbotAlf0805

75: open candy bags before you go to the counter and sit in the hall and eat them.  :D
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Redwaller

76. Open all the animal food and scatter it all over the floor!
77. Do the above, but instead of scattering it, mix it!

Bluefire

LOL, these are hilarious  :D

78. Announe that walmart is closing down when it's not
79.say really loudly, "havent you heard that rumor about the fungus on the food in walmart?"

Redwallfan7

Squirt ketchup all over the floor, pretend it's blood,and yell Oh No! The Redwall vermin are attacking!
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Bluefire

this has to be 1 of my favorite topics


81. Put real animals in the stuffed animals aisle

Redwallfan7

Lol!

Put a lock on the freezer items, with a code that opens it, and only you can understand it :D
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

MatthiasMan

82. Ask the clerk if he or she can do the hokey-pokey.

*Turns on a boom box and dance*

"You put your left foot on
You put your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
And shake it all about. . ."