ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Ashleg]

Join me, shall you?!?
Groddil is my deputy!
We have hot cocoa, jigsaw puzzles, and a whale named Rob, and we're gonna take over Loamhedge!!

Also, I'm a cannibal pine marten...Fear me.
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Spoiler

[Today at 02:11:32 am]  * Ashleg cries
[Today at 02:11:35 am]  * Groddil eats a Ghost-Ashleg-Cookie
[Today at 02:11:45 am] Ashleg: Pine Marten doesn't taste good anyway!
[Today at 02:11:55 am] Groddil: tastes like a mixture between ectoplasm and nothing
[Today at 02:12:14 am]  * Ashleg sobs
[Today at 02:12:15 am] Groddil: . . .
[Today at 02:12:15 am] Mhera: Really? When I first joined I PM'd Soren first thing, because I couldn't find the post button for forever
[Today at 02:12:17 am] Groddil: Ashleg...
[Today at 02:12:26 am] Groddil: What pine marten tastes like...
[Today at 02:12:26 am] Groddil: how do you know...
[Today at 02:12:35 am] Groddil: Oh dear..
[Today at 02:12:35 am] Russa Nodrey:  *Flies around on a magic carpet*
[Today at 02:12:42 am]  * Groddil shoots down MAGIC CARPET
[Today at 02:12:42 am] Ashleg: I... I might've...
[Today at 02:12:45 am] Lady Amber: ...
[Today at 02:12:54 am] James Gryphon: And then all you should have to do is type in a verification code.
[Today at 02:12:59 am]  * Groddil looks at Ashleg, horrified
[Today at 02:13:00 am] James Gryphon: It shouldn't lock you out completely.
[Today at 02:13:12 am] Russa Nodrey: *Groddil misses*
[Today at 02:13:24 am] Ashleg: There was a...a reason I was the only pine marten for a while...
[Today at 02:13:25 am] Groddil: . . .
[Today at 02:13:32 am]  * Perifæn tries to jump onto flying carpet.*
[Today at 02:13:35 am]  * Groddil locks Ashleg in a cage
[Today at 02:13:47 am]  * Groddil bludgeons Ashleg with a cucumber
[Today at 02:13:48 am] Ashleg: NOOOO!!!1
[Today at 02:13:50 am] Perifæn: Isn't he dead?
[Today at 02:13:54 am]  * Groddil draws sunflowers on Ashleg
[Today at 02:13:56 am]  * Lady Amber runs after the flying carpet.
[Today at 02:14:03 am]  * Lady Amber jumps on.
[Today at 02:14:07 am]  * Groddil feeds Ashleg's corpse to his geraniums
[Today at 02:14:14 am] Ashleg: I'm alive again--AAAARGH! NOT SUNFLOWERS!!
[Today at 02:14:14 am]  * Lady Amber pushes Russa off.
[Today at 02:14:18 am] James Gryphon: How violent.
[Today at 02:14:20 am] Groddil: Ashleg makes amazing fertilizer
[Today at 02:14:32 am] James Gryphon: Well, I'm off. Don't wreck the place while I'm gone.
[Today at 02:14:36 am]  * Lady Amber rides off into the sunset.
[Today at 02:14:42 am]  * Lady Amber is happy.
[Today at 02:14:45 am] Groddil: behold, the giant geraniums
[Today at 02:14:55 am] Ashleg: I WILL EAT ALL THE PINE MARTENS!!
[Today at 02:14:59 am] Groddil:
* A fifty-foot geranium steps on Lady Amber
[Today at 02:15:08 am]  * Ashleg rattles the bars of the cage
[Today at 02:15:16 am] Ashleg: Let me out!
[Today at 02:15:17 am] Groddil:
* A fifty-foot geranium eats the cage whole
[Today at 02:15:22 am] Mhera: Bye James!
[Today at 02:15:30 am] Groddil: bye James
[Today at 02:15:31 am] Ashleg: !!!
[Today at 02:15:39 am] Mhera: Thanks for the help!
[Today at 02:15:40 am] Perifæn: Bye James.
[Today at 02:15:52 am] Groddil: Enjoy your vacation inside the fifty-foot geranium
[Today at 02:15:59 am] Russa Nodrey:  *Eats*
[Today at 02:16:12 am] Russa Nodrey: Bye, James.
[Today at 02:16:19 am] Perifæn: @Ash aren't you a pine martin?
[Today at 02:16:50 am] Ashleg: I am.
[Today at 02:16:53 am]  * Groddil grows more fifty-foot geraniums
[Today at 02:16:58 am] Ashleg: ...
[Today at 02:17:06 am]  * Groddil crosses geraniums with crocodiles. Somehow. Don't ask.
[Today at 02:17:06 am] Lady Amber: Wait, I got eaten by a huge flower?
[Today at 02:17:11 am] Ashleg: *does a crooked smirk*

[close]

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Here's our flag, made by the wonderful LT Sandpaw!

[Delthion]

I SHALL JOIN!!! I SHALL FIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF SPAM!!!!

[Ashleg]

HOORAH! HOORAH!
Time for the initiation! *knocks DELTHION into a flaming pool of hot cocoa*

[Groddil]

Don't forget the Giant Crocogeranium the size of Alaska currently in the Mariana Trench.

[Hickory]

I think that we should kick Del out and Ashleg's horde will be Ashleg, Groddil, Sand, and me.

[Groddil]

I thought you were an enemy though, Sage. You attempted to destroy the horde at Redwall.

[Hickory]

¿Qué?

[Groddil]

You attacked us with a star destroyer. YOU DESTROYED MY SHOP!!!!!

[Hickory]

That was the Death Star.

[Groddil]

I do not care. YOU DESTROYED MY SHOP!!!

* Groddil is enraged.

* Groddil attacks Sagetip with a squeaky hammer

[Hickory]

What can I do to prove that I'm on your side?

[Groddil]

Rebuilt Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe. Bigger and better than ever. Install a special thingy so that if the Shoppe is destroyed, either directly or indirectly, by you, you die as well.

[Hickory]

Done.

[Groddil]

My shop! It's perfect!!!

* Groddil appears behind counter.

"Welcome to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe! We sell just about anything you can think of, and also offer a special deal to feed your enemies to the giant crocogeranium!"

[Ashleg]

Yay!! The shop is back!
I'd like a Princess Kurda plushie and some lemonade..