Gonff's and Rosie's Wedding

[Delthion]

Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie.

We might need to put this in the Hearth, 'cause it's highly debatable.

[Rosie Willowwater]

The fires of Tartarus will consume what little is left of your pitiful body after it has been torn into innumerable pieces over the course of ten years by maddened buzzards.

So I read Tartarus like Tartar sauce and honestly was heavily confused for a bit. I'm good though Skarthion4Lyfe.

The wrath of Tartar sauce is mighty indeed.

[The Skarzs]

Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie.

Any approval is punishable by molecular separation. Help me end this or join their fates.

[Delthion]

But if I help you end this it will further the ship!

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Pushes Del and Skarzs next to each other*

Awwww, so cute!

[The Skarzs]

*Jumps off a cliff and dies, never to be resurrected.*

[Delthion]

*But Skarzs was already dead. So he is now alive, never to be killed.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Awwwwwww, so cute!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

never

[Chipster of Noonvale]

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