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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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is this?

EPIC!!!!
52 (48.6%)
LOL out of my chair!
50 (46.7%)
Bad :(
5 (4.7%)

Total Members Voted: 104

winifred

lol :D
41
Have a contest to see who can throw the object the farthest over all the isles
42
Sing "We are family" to everyone who walks by.
43
Set off soda rockets in the drinks isle
44
Set up a full scale figurine battle war o Spiderman v.s. Transformers in the middle of the toys isle
45
Cast your own radio show over the intercom
46
start broadcasting Kmart comercials ovr the intercom
47 Announce (over the intercom) that there is a sale on everything in the electronics department and the first 10 people to get there gets a FREE TV, then see what happens. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

rakkety tam

48 show up at in a hazmat suit saying the store has been contaminated with a deadly cat virus and could kill there cats and make everyone leave then u start eating all there fruit when they are gone



sadly i have done 24
rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Redwallfan7

Lol

Start to sing or crack jokes over the announcing intercom  :P
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

MatthiasMan

50. Get a skateboard and swerve around all the customers.

rakkety tam

51 go around and if u see som1 putting something in there buggy say they are banished from walmart
rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Redwallfan7

52. Spill laundry soap all around the aisles
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

eualaia

yell minecraft the whole time yor there
wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

winifred

just a reminder try to number them so we can reach 1,000 alittle more easily without confusion ;)

54.put girls clothes in guy carts and guy clothes in girl carts.
55.Announce calmly over the intercom: Today is the end of the world and there is a sale in aisle 2
56.Start dancing througnh the whole store
57.Sing christmas caroles out loud (preferably in summertime ;D )
58.Grab some friends and sing in the music section, when people start to stare just say: This is the music section, I thought you'd like some live music, then continue
59.go in a dressing room and state loudly: There's no toilet in here!
60.put money on the floor, when someone tries to pick it up yell at them and walk off with a scowl ;D ;D ;D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

rakkety tam

61 announce everything in the store is now 99 percent off on the intercom
rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Dannflower Reguba

62. declare a pillow fight in the furniture area.
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Dannflor

 snatch all the chips in it and eat it all by myself
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

psybox

64. use it as a free running playground

Wisteria Wild Cat

#27
65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
67: Go up to someone and say, "Tell me if this looks infected."
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winifred

Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Dannflower Reguba

Quote from: Wisteria Wild Cat on May 07, 2012, 09:15:50 PM
65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
HAHAHA!
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This