1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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is this?

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winifred

This is simple and hilarious.
We just keep making up ways to get kicked out of walmart till we reach #1,000.
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#1.Set all the alarm clocks at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
#2.Turn on all the checkout lights that are off, on.And all the ones that are on, off.
#3.Grab some friends and make them help you turn on all the singing toys at once and then act as condutor.
#4.Have a shopping cart race with a friend.Every time one of you knock something over,  put 10 seconds on your/his time. By the time your kicked out you wont know who won. :D
#5.Put random bags of candy in random peoples carts.
#6.Find a princess costume, put it on, grab a wand and stand on the stepladder, whenever someone walks bye say "Your wish is granted!"
#7.Hand out Target coupons at the front door.

;D ;D ;D

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Captain Tammo

"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

rakkety tam

8 spill some soap then slide on it down the isle
9 get a bunch of nerf guns and foam swords and start shooting everyone with them while yelling RRRRRRREEDDDDWWAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!
rock'n'roll  will survive


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If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Tiria Wildlough

10. Run around yelling 'HELP, FIRE, MURDER!'
11. Wait behind a shelf and pounce on people.
12. Grab all the candy and shove it in random peoples' faces.
13. Offer candy to little kids to annoy their parents.
14. Grab something out of someone's shopping cart and replace it with the same thing in a different brand. ;D
15. Stand by the shelf with chocolate on it and badger people until they buy some.
16. Pour oil on the floor next to the checkout.
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rakkety tam

17 use the bathroom in there toilet thats on display
rock'n'roll  will survive


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If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

eualaia

wolves will slay whoever they want to.....*growl* "AGHH''

Redwallfan7

Grab as many snack bags off the shelves as you can, and stuff all of it in your face
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

MatthiasMan

20. Take all the legos and build a throne from them to sit in.
21. Take the nerf guns and set up targets right next to the store clerks desk.

Tiria Wildlough

22. Pitch a tent in the middle of the store, play guitar, and sing 'I'm not wearing underpants today!!!'
23. Rollerskate down the aisles singing the aforementioned song.
24. Tell people what to buy.
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Mad Maudie

oh my gosh once there was this dude who was pretending to fight people with a light saber he was like 25!

24. take a box of granola bars a table and put toothpicks on them and pretend to be giving out free samples.
25. sit in the produce section and throw lemons at people yelling "Here are life's lemons!
Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly and I don't know why
If our love's tragedy why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity why are you my clarity?
Why are you my clarity?

~Clarity~~Zedd~

MatthiasMan

26. Go to the art isle and start painting murals all over the walls.

Tiria Wildlough

27. Grab peoples' carts and tell them you'll check out their stuff for them.
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winifred

28. Run to the make up isle and yell "THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN ISLE 4!!!!!"
29. walk up to an old man and say "Grandpa your alive it's a miricale!!Etc."
30. Walk up to a random person and say "I haven't seen you in FOREVER!" And start a conversation, see if they play along to avoid emmbarisment.
31. Mix up all the CDs and when someone comes to put them back in order, scream at them and mix them up again.
32. If anyone comes within a hundred feet of you, start screaming and yell Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
33.Buy popcorn and throw it at people like theyv'e got married.
34.take all the barcode stickers off the fruit and put it on one piece of fruit. Go to chechout attempt to check it out, hopefully the fruit is  unreconizable. ;D
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Beyond the Western Deep
Mouseguard
Ranger's Apprentice
Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Book Thief
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
:D
And many many more...

Tiria Wildlough

35. Follow one of the staff around badgering them to give you a piggyback. ;D
36. Throw a tantrum because you want candy, even though you're by yourself.
37. Go in at closing time dressed like a hobo, and set up a sleeping bag in the store.
38. Bring some friends and play around the closed checkout.
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WildDoogyPlumm

I was drinking water while reading the top post and I had to swallow before I started laughing.

39. Stand next to the checkout desk and give everyone CVS and Walgreens coupons.
40. Find the stuffed animals and if you find a cat, pretend it's Tsarmina and yell at her.  No one will have a clue what you're doing.
"Guid warriors cannae rest 'til those dirty slayers are paid out in steel for their crimes, ye ken?" - Doogy