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Started by Delthion, December 28, 2015, 06:50:56 AM

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Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2016, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on March 18, 2016, 11:40:19 PM
HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals! :P
Pine martens don't get sick!
But pine martens are mortals too.

Just because he is mortal doesn't mean that you aren't mortal. So even if he is mortal, it has no bearing on your mortality.

Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*

Behold, the Red Death!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Dotti Dillworthy

But my potion has an aromatic smell, as in made of mint. Probably may contain Draught of Living Death, which I rummaged from Snape's storage cabinet of potions.

Delthion

Do not listen to her! She bears the Red Death! Shun her potion at every turn! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Dotti Dillworthy

Here's a sprig of belladonna for you! And 100 points from whatever Hogwarts house you're in!

Delthion

Get back vile fiend! I do not know if you are aware of the evils that you are attempting to commit. I shall not fall to the Red Death! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *Holds up a flamethrower*

Fixed that for you.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dotti Dillworthy

#21
*Glances at the flamethrower in confusion, then pours the whole potion into it and attempts to light it.*
Let's see how herbal fire can work as an effective disinfectant!

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

W0NWILL

Nah.

* BatLord pokes the body with a stick

* BatLord loads it onto a cart of dead people.

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

Jetthebinturong

I've got one for you.
I'm not dead.
Shut up you.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

W0NWILL

He says he's not dead.

Jetthebinturong

Yes he is.
I'm not!
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

W0NWILL

* BatLord pokes the body with her stick

He isn't.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: BatLord on March 21, 2016, 06:18:58 PM
Nah.

* BatLord pokes the body with a stick

* BatLord loads it onto a cart of dead people.

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"
*Is poked* The....*cough* t-treasure....it's in the *gasping* the... *Dies*
Freddy

Aimless Gallivanter

Oh, I'm dyin' of this fever!
It's a terrible thing this fever!


(kudos if you know the reference ;) )
im gay!!!!!!