Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

All the way to the top.

Bilge berry pie?

[The Shade]

Oh yes please. When can zebras turn inside out?

[The Skarzs]

When the river can help.

Tasty muffins are death?

[Norham Waterpaw]

I'm good, thanks.

" Why did the chicken cross the" *everyone looks at me* "...HIGHWAY!" *Everyone Facepaws*

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause they don't have thumbs.

  Why do fish swim?

[The Skarzs]

Cause air is overrated.

Why did I? (yes)

[Rainshadow]

  No.

  Meep?

[The Skarzs]

Totally.

Murder of crows?

[Cornflower MM]

No, MurderESS of crows.

Why does no one think of females as murderess'?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because no matter what gender, it's still murder.

Fetta Cheese?

[Rainshadow]

  Rawhide bones.

  Will there be another season of Sherlock?

[The Skarzs]

Smoking kills, he should have solved that.

Pipe or cigar?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Soda.

Double Bass or Viola?

[The Skarzs]

Sorry, I can't smart today; I has dumb.

Chocolate brain tastes like chicken. Have you had any?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yes, the Concerto did sound good. Thanks!

Catfish or Death?