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SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL

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Lady Ashenwyte

May 03, 2017, 02:51:21 PM
THIS IS THE GREATEST SPORT THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.

IT INVOLVES WEARING FUR PANTS IN THE COLD SIBERIAN WINTER AND TRACKING DOWN A BEAR TO DUEL. THE ONLY WEAPONS ARE FISTS AND GIANT MOUSTACHES.


ARE YOU READY TO SUPER SLAM SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL?

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#1
May 03, 2017, 03:19:12 PM

*Walks into the Siberian wilderness*

Great scot it's cold!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Ashleg

#2
May 03, 2017, 04:31:24 PM
*is a bear, minding his own business*

The Skarzs

#3
May 03, 2017, 05:53:42 PM
*Squishes bear.* Fun game.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#4
May 03, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
That ended quickly... ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Russa Nodrey

#5
May 03, 2017, 10:21:00 PM
*Wanders through Siberia* Helloooo? Bear? Where are you?!
Freddy

Delthion

#6
May 03, 2017, 10:21:45 PM
*Russa stumbles over the squished bear carcass.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Rosie Willowwater

#7
May 03, 2017, 10:37:06 PM
*cowers in a corner*
                    

Ashleg

#8
May 03, 2017, 10:53:22 PM
* Ashleg is dead.

Russa Nodrey

#9
May 03, 2017, 10:55:44 PM
Quote from: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:21:45 PM
*Russa stumbles over the squished bear carcass.*
Ugh! Eew...what is that?
Freddy

Ashleg

#10
May 03, 2017, 10:58:28 PM
* Ashleg looks up.
"It is my dead body."

Russa Nodrey

#11
May 03, 2017, 11:02:26 PM
Oh, okay then. *Continues looking for a bear to duel*
Freddy

The Skarzs

#12
May 04, 2017, 02:05:30 AM
Quote from: Delthion on May 03, 2017, 10:16:56 PM
That ended quickly... ;D
It always does when you're a stone troll. Leetle bears are squeeshy and tastee.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#13
May 04, 2017, 02:19:34 AM
You've an excellent and refined palate my good troll!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#14
May 04, 2017, 02:33:08 AM
I like to grind the raw meat up with my teeth and then use their own intestines as tubing to make sausages.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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