The TOP-SECRET Topic Where We Hide All The Goodies! (SHHHH!!!!!)

[Tam and Martin]

NO!

[Russa Nodrey]

Hey, everyone! The goodies are here! *points behind the Martin statues* 

[Tam and Martin]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  *Hides the Persian slipper in the deep, dark depths of the TARDIS*  No one can find them here, for the door is locked!  Heheheh...

[The Skarzs]

Hide that, too. Send it to another time.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Goes into another time and stubs toe* Ouch *Pics up key and opens door of TARDIS* Goodies!!!

[Rainshadow]

  *Snatches the key from Russa*  There it is!  I KNEW I'd dropped it somewhere near Ancient Rome!  *Melts the key down into nothingness*  Ah, much better!  Makes me feel much more comfortable, only having one key.

  Now, anyway, there are no goodies hidden in my TARDIS, Russa, and there have never been.  Well, maybe not NEVER, but...

[Russa Nodrey]

But the goodies are in the Persian slipper, and you put the slipper in the TARDIS.

[Tam and Martin]

But the slipper is *throws slipper away* Thrown away!

[Russa Nodrey]

 

[Tam and Martin]

Poor Slipper. Rest in peace.

[The Shade]

*Sad violin music starts to play*

[Tam and Martin]

LET ME PLAY THE VIOLIN!!!!!! *Grabs violin from player and starts playing Phantom of the opera rock (Which is a VERY fast song)*

[Norham Waterpaw]

*shoves Tam out of the way*
*picks up Double Bass

*plays Intersection full speed*

"Mwahahahahahahaaaa, Bass solo!"

*Emotional Cyberman picks up Tam*

"It's ok, he does that."

[The Skarzs]

EXPLOSION TIME!!!