The Magical Vending Machine Game

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Dotti Dillworthy

Gets presence at the Forum Games.

Inserts Banya.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Groddil

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Was this on the old forum? I dunno. If yes, its back. If not, here it is! The magical vending machine game!

Here's how it works:

Player 1 inserts something into the vending machine.
Player 2 gets something from the vending machine, then puts something else in.

Example:

Groddil: I insert a large, fluffy pillow.
Liddorg: I get fifty large feathers. I insert a bar of chocolate.

And so on...

I'll start:

I insert two coins and a small sheep.

Rosie Willowwater

I take out a fluffy blanket and a silver necklace.

I insert a lampshade.
                    

Dotti Dillworthy

I take out a flashlight.

I insert a photo album.

Groddil

I get a clone of Dotti and three hundred pieces of paper.

I insert the Dotti clone.

Dotti Dillworthy

I take out the rag-doll version of myself.

I insert a violin.

Groddil

I get a viola, which I smash to pieces.

I insert my finger.

Jetthebinturong

I receive Groddil's severed finger.

I insert the bones of Groddil's severed finger.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Groddil

I receive the boneless flesh of what looks like a big toe. It seems to match my genetic makeup.

I insert two kilograms of cheese, fifteen teeth, and a small kitten.

Jetthebinturong

I receive a skeletal cheese lion.

I quickly reinsert the skeletal cheese lion.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Delthion

You get a lion of skeletal cheese!

*Inserts a lion of skeletal cheese.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Groddil

I get fifteen kilograms of cheese, which has two small kittens made of teeth embedded in it.

I toss the weird cheese in the bin, then insert a keyboard.

Delthion

*Gets a board of piano keys.*

*Inserts Piano.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Groddil

I get a harp.

I insert @Sagetip. (obscure reference that barely anybody will get)