Random Rants

[Rusvul]

This should be interesting.

*Casts Titanic Growth on Cornflower/Lion* There. +4/+4. It's an instant, too. I love instants.

[Maudie]

Jukka is always the one who tells Corny when she's being a little...snappy.

[Delthion]

"All crewmembers by the name of Jukka brace for impact!"

[Søren]

WHY DO PEOPLE IN RPS HAVE NO RESPECT ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

I KNOW RIGHT THEY JSUT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!! IVE BEEN IN THE CAPTIANS READY ROOM FOR LIKE AN HOUR, WE'VE BLOWN UP THE WHOLE FLIPPIN' FLEET BY NOW!!!

[Mhera]

why do people always have to post their rants in all caps!?!

[James Gryphon]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME USING CAPITAL LETTERS? I'M SO OFFENDED.

[Søren]

OMG!! YOU ALPHIBETIST!!!
(Hehehehehehehe)

[Cornflower MM]

Corny, I've apologized multiple times. If you want me to do something else, just tell me.

Why do hares al ist never get major parts in redwall? It makes no sense.

I know, and I'm not mad at you, Sage.

What's this you say? Tell me about it.

That dang Return to Redwall Abbey RP! Twice now, in places that involve me, have they taken off and advanced five friggin' pages! When I first started RPing, we never did that! The farthest we ever went was two pages, and that was Dan and Faiy. Besides, I wasn't needed then! They just practically ignore the fact that they've made five pages, and have NO FREAKING CONSIDERATION FOR OTHER PEOPLE IN THE RP WHO WILL NEED TO CATCH UP!

Um, I've been following that RP, and... recently, you went into a bit of an RP slump - not posting in RP's, dropping out of Gonff's.... Like Mask said, they were just caught up in the RP. Do you really expect six or more people (that's quite a few RP'ers on this forum) to hold up the RP for one person who seemed to have forgotten about the RP?

*Screams in frustration* Yes, Jukka, I DID go into a RP slump! I freely admit it! I've dropped out of quite a few RPs BECAUSE I DON'T THIMNK I CAN HANDLE IT, GADDANGIT! And I'm sorry, I didn't realize LEAVING FOR ONE NIGHT IS FORGETTING ABOUT A DAMN RP! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DONE! FOR REAL!

[Mhera]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME USING CAPITAL LETTERS? I'M SO OFFENDED.

i am not offended! how dare you call me offended! that would offend me if i weren't so not offended!

OMG!! YOU ALPHIBETIST!!!
(Hehehehehehehe)

don't label me, you capitalist!

[Søren]

HATER!!

[Mhera]

HATER!!

what's wrong with being a hater! do you hate haters or something!?! you hater hater!

[Jukka the Sling]

*Sigh* Corny, you missed several days' worth of RP, not one night. Anyone would think you'd dropped out. I did.

You didn't even nicely ask the people in the RP if they could please wait for you. Instead, without any prior warning, you went nuclear. That isn't very nice.

[Søren]

HATER!!

what's wrong with being a hater! do you hate haters or something!?! you hater hater!

YOU HATER HATER HATER!

[James Gryphon]

(rant about RP activity)

The first time, you made your post December 30th. You posted an OOC post asking what happened January 3rd, four days and five pages later. The second time, you posted January 8th; two pages later, on January 13th, you posted an OOC post complaining about people posting without you.

Some RPs are fast and some are slow, but four days and five days is a bit more than just leaving for one night. I don't know whether you were actually on the forum those days or not, but if you didn't post on the RP, it's the same as an absence, as far as the other players are concerned. I'm sorry if life circumstances are keeping you from posting a lot, but there's no reason to get so worked up about things moving on.

[Mhera]

HATER!!

what's wrong with being a hater! do you hate haters or something!?! you hater hater!

YOU HATER HATER HATER!

you hater⁴!!!